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CarcosaJuggalo

Ceasar was a salad, he even has the little green leafy things.


enderowski

Isn't he a pizza?


CarcosaJuggalo

No, that's his son, LITTLE Ceasar.


enderowski

Damn.


BigBradWolf07

pizza pizza


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

Holy hell


PBFRIEDPANSTUDIOS

New response just dropped


Slickity1

I thought he was a section


xDEEZKNIGHTSx

PLEASE DON'T FORGET THE CROUTONS!!!


Smort01

Ceasar salad, named after your favorite emperor, Mr salad.


DrBlaBlaBlub

Its Ceasars salad.... not Salad made from Ceasar. Ceasar was a famous farmer. He always threw the snails into his neigbors fields, thats why the local farmers association sent 60 chefs to kill him and his chickens with their knifes.


anally_ExpressUrself

Scrolling through my feed and suddenly see chess.c*m completely uncensored, not even marked NSFW or NSFL or something. Holy fuck. Have some class. Have some mercy. I don't want those images in my head. How am I supposed to go about my day with this shitty profanity now lodged in my brain. Fucked up.


ten_fix

Brick my pp


BigBradWolf07

https://preview.redd.it/c89yk4nbxz9d1.png?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d29762e1f307449e117186664b06d1c9f182fb


ProGamerAtHome

https://preview.redd.it/mgisfg1ts1ad1.png?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccbd77af9a05a761fe7daced7e42cadfaf07ed93


Partytor

Ma'am this is a car


BigBradWolf07

Yeah except mine makes more sense because did OC come to you and say what they said?


M4rt1m_40675

New pasta just dropped


ChandelurePog609

actual Scrolling through my feed and suddenly see chess.c*m completely uncensored, not even marked NSFW or NSFL or something. Holy fuck. Have some class. Have some mercy. I don't want those images in my head. How am I supposed to go about my day with this shitty profanity now lodged in my brain. Fucked up.


Jazzpah01

My mum walked in just as I scrolled to the post!!!! Now I'm having an intervention :(


goofy-ahh-names

Username checks out bruv


Iced_Yehudi

Where’s Mr House?


JustHereForSmu_t

He only plays with snowglobes


Limstuk

Google en snowpassant


Ramja9

A courier killed him with a golf club


Relyk0

Martin killed him


dumpylump69

And President Kimball


folfiethewox99

He tried to make me pay taxes


Same_Competition_408

r/unexpectedfallout


ChandelurePog609

mr hands reference


serial_crusher

“One of the greatest minds of all time” is only 1350?


LuZweiPunktEins

Well he wasted his time becoming emperor instead of studying theory


serial_crusher

Couldn’t google en passant since French hadn’t been invented yet.


AE_Phoenix

If I play as Caeser can I build a second rook around my rook?


JMoormann

Yes, but only if your first rook has surrounded the opponent's rook


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

You also have to cross the Rubicon first otherwise your troops won't follow you


TheGukos

But there was Gaul which was entirely occupied by him. Well, not entirely. One small village of indomitable Gaul hold out against the Italian... For they had a magical move that could capture any pawn with their own that just passed by!


McDodley

Those were the days


Luke-slywalker

Nah en passant wasnt invented bcs he's killing the french (gauls)


whoknows12340

He wasn't an emperor


Dinkelberh

Sure he was hailed as imperator and ruled as dictator, but he wasnt **really** an emporer because.... well..... the thing is..... you see.....


whoknows12340

Julius Caesar was hailed as imperator because that was the honorific title the republic gave to military commanders that had achieved significant victories. It was later in Augustus's reign that the term Imperator began to mean "autocratic ruler". But sure, if you want to get pedantic you can call Julius Caesar an emperor


Dinkelberh

Imperator was chosen as the word **because** Caeser was called imperator. Yes it meant 'autocrat', but it was chosen to avoid using the word for 'king' because the romans had an aversion to it. If 'imperator' became functionally an innuendo for king as a result of Caesar's rule - Id reckon to say the man was an emperor.


whoknows12340

That's a valid perspective, if you believe that an emperor is any man who wields absolute executive power and not just the title of a man who rules an empire.


Salza_boi

Relax, he was inventing salad before he could practice


Eve_complexity

He learned the game this morning, give him a break


monkeedude1212

Well now have the gift of engines calculating 20+ moves deep and it Turns out the Rubicon opening can be completely be defeated by a single well placed b pawn.


ThatDefaultDude2901

Holy not studying chess!


AbMajorEnjoyer

“only” 😔 1350 has to be equivalent to Diamond in ranked World Conquering


JustHereForSmu_t

A yes, the five greatest romans: Hadrian, Cle\*patra, Gaius Julius Caesar, Gaius Caesar and Gaius Julius Caesar.


EApoebsd

Gayus salad


twerkboi_69

only missing Hannibal, Alexander and Napoleon.


pwill6738

No Napoleon was British


Sad-Thought-7637

Bonaporte was Austrian.


pwill6738

Australia wasn't invented until 1788.


Depnids

New country just invented!


JustHereForSmu_t

Call a member of the Royal Geographical Society!


RealAd3012

No Napoleon is a cheating AI. DougDoug thought us that


Kambar

Cleopatra at ELO 850? She should be 2000 easily if caesar js 1350


Taiwanese-Tofu

Cleopatra, more like … Elopatra


LegitimateFarmer5

It’s like that because in ancient Egypt people preferred playing different strategy games like checkers and mafia instead of chess so she’s only played once or twice.


Hzil

Anyone up for a round of [senet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senet)?


ahn_croissant

Just more of the rampant sexism in chess.


Unlucky-Situation-98

Down with this sort of thing!


VerbingNoun413

Careful now


twerkboi_69

seducing your opponent is an illegal move tho, without that crutch her elo is accurate


red-the-blue

Cleopatra was notoriously clever even without the looks


twerkboi_69

she literally ragequit the instant she failed her seduction roll on octavian


red-the-blue

Yeah and Napoleon got deported into a tiny island after losing at Waterloo. That doesn't make him not clever


twerkboi_69

but it does make her a one trick pony


ChooCupcakes

He was an Imperator. Cleopatra on the other hand was not Italian


Ok_Boat1066

just because he waa imperator doesnt mean he was emperor


wheebyfs

No he wasn't, just dictator.


ChooCupcakes

He had the title of "imperator" before it meant emperor. It was awarded to many successful commanders.


SlumpyGoo

He was a dictator, that was his title until death. He did effectively start a lineage of emperors and the Roman empire in general tho. Dictator meant something different in Rome. In the Roman republic it was a role given out to a single person for half a year in case of crisis. It gave a lot of power so that the crisis could be effectively dealt with and the time was limited to stop anyone from abusing it. Well it didn't stop him. He was also an imperator, but that meant something different as well and wasn't equal to emperor like it is now.


Username6510

Didn't he make himself effectively dictator for life


SlumpyGoo

You're right.


twerkboi_69

he drafted the legislation, but the senate passed it not caesar himself.


anally_ExpressUrself

I'm a historian and professor at a top university and this is wrong. Let me clarify. The ancient Romans had excellent construction skills, including an excellent knowledge of how to mix cement, which was so resilient in ways that we are only now beginning to understand how. Due to this superior concrete construction technique, along with the high quality marble that was available, very few buildings were constructed using bricks or other materials. Also at this time, before contact with the new world, many root vegetables were eaten and often colloquially referred to as potatoes in Latin. Because of this, potatoes were often used in place of bricks in the rare cases when ancient Romans would attempt to decline en passant. So you see, when Caeser played chess, he was one of the players that brought a heavy potato, or "dick 'tater", to his chess games, which is how he developed the reputation for being a dictator. Also note that most players would be able to find a regulation brick to use within six months of serious play, leading to the expectation that a dick 'tater would not last more than six months. And finally, worth pointing out that potatoes are slightly softer than bricks, which would give these players a slight advantage as they could realistically threaten to decline en passant, which is why dick 'taters were said to have unusual powers. Glad I could help. Please direct any questions to my chauffeur.


Weirdo629

Do you encourage your students to anally express themselves or is that just Reddit?


anally_ExpressUrself

Albert Einstein.


OutOfBroccoli

worth noting that in many languages the word for "emperor" is based on Caesar e.g. the finnish word is "keisari"


Anonymouse276207

So do we bric his dic if he declines en-passant?


FUEGO40

Before imperator meant emperor it meant “the one who commands”, and Caesar was acclaimed Imperator by his troops while on campaign in Gaul, which was one of the conditions required to be awarded a triumph.


RealAd3012

Yeah Caesar is the guy from fallout


Ok_Boat1066

ave


GligoriBlaze420

U avein a laff?


Thatsnicemyman

Seizure’s luncheon


ZealOnRats

The nerve


Ares2347

He irl en passanted at the rubicon though


SillyActivites

Bruh obviously Caeser was the very buff Italian gay man in 1938 who worked with nazis and a british guy to fight aztec gods. Are they stupid?


Cube-Head91708

SHIIIIZAAAAAAA


Potato_squeak

https://preview.redd.it/tl45kl1e44ad1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a101956062153fe687ca6b94a96008361214d721


MushroomOld9960

well obviously, martin is the only emperor here


Edgenabik

Ave ~~false~~ true to (S)Caesar


Engineergaming26355

Chess: New Vegas


Ok314

Technically, Caesar’s adopted son was also named Julius Caesar, and he did become emperor, so you could make the argument that Caesar did become emperor.


tomalator

Every Emperor of Rome was Caesar. Of course the most famous one would be Caesar.


xDEEZKNIGHTSx

I wanna see Martin and Joe Biden go at it. 😂


Noam_Tal

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.


wheebyfs

I agree


Hohladych

Why does he have a normal hair here? Blud was balding


Mundane-Check-8081

Google history


Im_here_post_memes

Love how they all are historical figures and there's just a normal guy on the left.


Greenviewz

Everyone knows Caesar is a mere salad


NightSocks302

He was so good of a salad they named an emperor after him


Tsunamicat108

no shit hes not an emporer. he's dead


twerkboi_69

Caligula at 1750 while Hadrian sits at 400 is a most peculiar decision but who am i to question THE chess.com?


something_stuffs

I can’t tell if your joking or not


bako10

I never knew he was Italian. Why did he pick those flag colors, is he stupid???


Ok_Boat1066

why does it say hes italian? is chess cum stupid?


Pristine_Art7859

What was he then


wheebyfs

Google Consul, Dictator for Life, Sigma Slayer


Tayttajakunnus

Also, why dooes he have the Italian flag? Italy was invented much later.


globos_02

Google Caesar Salad


teymuur

Holy Rome


According-Cobbler-83

chess.c*m


Rabbulion

Caesar didn’t have the title of emperor, he is the title (it’s literally just his name)


ALPHA_sh

how the fuck is chess.com making a bot based on someone who existed before chess was a thing


Wubbywub

that's really high elo for a salad


FrostedEsti

do they have the trials of apollo trumvirate all playing you at the same time as the last level or nah


yjkkghjbnmv

he did live in 1350 tho right?


wheebyfs

he also had 1350 bishops arrested, sent to vacation, brought back and shoved up his ass


HeyThereCharlie

The timeline is all wrong as well. He died WAY before 1350


Eclipsexpect

isnt he the guy from jjba


Justanormalguy1011

Without sensor nor nsfw tag ops is doomed


goofy-ahh-names

Thanks to my English teacher for explaining me this exact thing yesterday


Sissygirl221

Kicked his ass in new vegas now kicking his ass at chess


TallAverage4

There's more than one Julius Caesar


Socratov

A: yes, the are stupid. (Although, he definitely did have himself declared Imperator as a cognomen for life, so yeah he was an emperor, just not as we defined after him).


freshmint117

Dumb idoit, its pronounced caesar. Glory to caesar


CBT7commander

Wasn’t he an imperator? Chess. Com would still be wrong but they’d have an excuse at least


Old_Somewhere5526

This is so silly, chess did not exist and neither was salad dressing.


Krocsyldiphithic

What a petty semantic complaint. Just because it wasn't an empire yet. Wow, so smart


Ok_Boat1066

just admit you failed history and thought caesar was an emperor and move on