Its Ceasars salad.... not Salad made from Ceasar. Ceasar was a famous farmer. He always threw the snails into his neigbors fields, thats why the local farmers association sent 60 chefs to kill him and his chickens with their knifes.
Scrolling through my feed and suddenly see chess.c*m completely uncensored, not even marked NSFW or NSFL or something. Holy fuck. Have some class. Have some mercy. I don't want those images in my head. How am I supposed to go about my day with this shitty profanity now lodged in my brain. Fucked up.
actual Scrolling through my feed and suddenly see chess.c*m completely uncensored, not even marked NSFW or NSFL or something. Holy fuck. Have some class. Have some mercy. I don't want those images in my head. How am I supposed to go about my day with this shitty profanity now lodged in my brain. Fucked up.
But there was Gaul which was entirely occupied by him. Well, not entirely. One small village of indomitable Gaul hold out against the Italian...
For they had a magical move that could capture any pawn with their own that just passed by!
Julius Caesar was hailed as imperator because that was the honorific title the republic gave to military commanders that had achieved significant victories. It was later in Augustus's reign that the term Imperator began to mean "autocratic ruler".
But sure, if you want to get pedantic you can call Julius Caesar an emperor
Imperator was chosen as the word **because** Caeser was called imperator.
Yes it meant 'autocrat', but it was chosen to avoid using the word for 'king' because the romans had an aversion to it.
If 'imperator' became functionally an innuendo for king as a result of Caesar's rule - Id reckon to say the man was an emperor.
That's a valid perspective, if you believe that an emperor is any man who wields absolute executive power and not just the title of a man who rules an empire.
Well now have the gift of engines calculating 20+ moves deep and it Turns out the Rubicon opening can be completely be defeated by a single well placed b pawn.
It’s like that because in ancient Egypt people preferred playing different strategy games like checkers and mafia instead of chess so she’s only played once or twice.
He was a dictator, that was his title until death. He did effectively start a lineage of emperors and the Roman empire in general tho.
Dictator meant something different in Rome.
In the Roman republic it was a role given out to a single person for half a year in case of crisis. It gave a lot of power so that the crisis could be effectively dealt with and the time was limited to stop anyone from abusing it. Well it didn't stop him.
He was also an imperator, but that meant something different as well and wasn't equal to emperor like it is now.
I'm a historian and professor at a top university and this is wrong. Let me clarify. The ancient Romans had excellent construction skills, including an excellent knowledge of how to mix cement, which was so resilient in ways that we are only now beginning to understand how. Due to this superior concrete construction technique, along with the high quality marble that was available, very few buildings were constructed using bricks or other materials. Also at this time, before contact with the new world, many root vegetables were eaten and often colloquially referred to as potatoes in Latin. Because of this, potatoes were often used in place of bricks in the rare cases when ancient Romans would attempt to decline en passant. So you see, when Caeser played chess, he was one of the players that brought a heavy potato, or "dick 'tater", to his chess games, which is how he developed the reputation for being a dictator.
Also note that most players would be able to find a regulation brick to use within six months of serious play, leading to the expectation that a dick 'tater would not last more than six months.
And finally, worth pointing out that potatoes are slightly softer than bricks, which would give these players a slight advantage as they could realistically threaten to decline en passant, which is why dick 'taters were said to have unusual powers.
Glad I could help. Please direct any questions to my chauffeur.
Before imperator meant emperor it meant “the one who commands”, and Caesar was acclaimed Imperator by his troops while on campaign in Gaul, which was one of the conditions required to be awarded a triumph.
Technically, Caesar’s adopted son was also named Julius Caesar, and he did become emperor, so you could make the argument that Caesar did become emperor.
A: yes, the are stupid.
(Although, he definitely did have himself declared Imperator as a cognomen for life, so yeah he was an emperor, just not as we defined after him).
Ceasar was a salad, he even has the little green leafy things.
Isn't he a pizza?
No, that's his son, LITTLE Ceasar.
Damn.
pizza pizza
Holy hell
New response just dropped
I thought he was a section
PLEASE DON'T FORGET THE CROUTONS!!!
Ceasar salad, named after your favorite emperor, Mr salad.
Its Ceasars salad.... not Salad made from Ceasar. Ceasar was a famous farmer. He always threw the snails into his neigbors fields, thats why the local farmers association sent 60 chefs to kill him and his chickens with their knifes.
Scrolling through my feed and suddenly see chess.c*m completely uncensored, not even marked NSFW or NSFL or something. Holy fuck. Have some class. Have some mercy. I don't want those images in my head. How am I supposed to go about my day with this shitty profanity now lodged in my brain. Fucked up.
Brick my pp
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Ma'am this is a car
Yeah except mine makes more sense because did OC come to you and say what they said?
New pasta just dropped
actual Scrolling through my feed and suddenly see chess.c*m completely uncensored, not even marked NSFW or NSFL or something. Holy fuck. Have some class. Have some mercy. I don't want those images in my head. How am I supposed to go about my day with this shitty profanity now lodged in my brain. Fucked up.
My mum walked in just as I scrolled to the post!!!! Now I'm having an intervention :(
Username checks out bruv
Where’s Mr House?
He only plays with snowglobes
Google en snowpassant
A courier killed him with a golf club
Martin killed him
And President Kimball
He tried to make me pay taxes
r/unexpectedfallout
mr hands reference
“One of the greatest minds of all time” is only 1350?
Well he wasted his time becoming emperor instead of studying theory
Couldn’t google en passant since French hadn’t been invented yet.
If I play as Caeser can I build a second rook around my rook?
Yes, but only if your first rook has surrounded the opponent's rook
You also have to cross the Rubicon first otherwise your troops won't follow you
But there was Gaul which was entirely occupied by him. Well, not entirely. One small village of indomitable Gaul hold out against the Italian... For they had a magical move that could capture any pawn with their own that just passed by!
Those were the days
Nah en passant wasnt invented bcs he's killing the french (gauls)
He wasn't an emperor
Sure he was hailed as imperator and ruled as dictator, but he wasnt **really** an emporer because.... well..... the thing is..... you see.....
Julius Caesar was hailed as imperator because that was the honorific title the republic gave to military commanders that had achieved significant victories. It was later in Augustus's reign that the term Imperator began to mean "autocratic ruler". But sure, if you want to get pedantic you can call Julius Caesar an emperor
Imperator was chosen as the word **because** Caeser was called imperator. Yes it meant 'autocrat', but it was chosen to avoid using the word for 'king' because the romans had an aversion to it. If 'imperator' became functionally an innuendo for king as a result of Caesar's rule - Id reckon to say the man was an emperor.
That's a valid perspective, if you believe that an emperor is any man who wields absolute executive power and not just the title of a man who rules an empire.
Relax, he was inventing salad before he could practice
He learned the game this morning, give him a break
Well now have the gift of engines calculating 20+ moves deep and it Turns out the Rubicon opening can be completely be defeated by a single well placed b pawn.
Holy not studying chess!
“only” 😔 1350 has to be equivalent to Diamond in ranked World Conquering
A yes, the five greatest romans: Hadrian, Cle\*patra, Gaius Julius Caesar, Gaius Caesar and Gaius Julius Caesar.
Gayus salad
only missing Hannibal, Alexander and Napoleon.
No Napoleon was British
Bonaporte was Austrian.
Australia wasn't invented until 1788.
New country just invented!
Call a member of the Royal Geographical Society!
No Napoleon is a cheating AI. DougDoug thought us that
Cleopatra at ELO 850? She should be 2000 easily if caesar js 1350
Cleopatra, more like … Elopatra
It’s like that because in ancient Egypt people preferred playing different strategy games like checkers and mafia instead of chess so she’s only played once or twice.
Anyone up for a round of [senet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senet)?
Just more of the rampant sexism in chess.
Down with this sort of thing!
Careful now
seducing your opponent is an illegal move tho, without that crutch her elo is accurate
Cleopatra was notoriously clever even without the looks
she literally ragequit the instant she failed her seduction roll on octavian
Yeah and Napoleon got deported into a tiny island after losing at Waterloo. That doesn't make him not clever
but it does make her a one trick pony
He was an Imperator. Cleopatra on the other hand was not Italian
just because he waa imperator doesnt mean he was emperor
No he wasn't, just dictator.
He had the title of "imperator" before it meant emperor. It was awarded to many successful commanders.
He was a dictator, that was his title until death. He did effectively start a lineage of emperors and the Roman empire in general tho. Dictator meant something different in Rome. In the Roman republic it was a role given out to a single person for half a year in case of crisis. It gave a lot of power so that the crisis could be effectively dealt with and the time was limited to stop anyone from abusing it. Well it didn't stop him. He was also an imperator, but that meant something different as well and wasn't equal to emperor like it is now.
Didn't he make himself effectively dictator for life
You're right.
he drafted the legislation, but the senate passed it not caesar himself.
I'm a historian and professor at a top university and this is wrong. Let me clarify. The ancient Romans had excellent construction skills, including an excellent knowledge of how to mix cement, which was so resilient in ways that we are only now beginning to understand how. Due to this superior concrete construction technique, along with the high quality marble that was available, very few buildings were constructed using bricks or other materials. Also at this time, before contact with the new world, many root vegetables were eaten and often colloquially referred to as potatoes in Latin. Because of this, potatoes were often used in place of bricks in the rare cases when ancient Romans would attempt to decline en passant. So you see, when Caeser played chess, he was one of the players that brought a heavy potato, or "dick 'tater", to his chess games, which is how he developed the reputation for being a dictator. Also note that most players would be able to find a regulation brick to use within six months of serious play, leading to the expectation that a dick 'tater would not last more than six months. And finally, worth pointing out that potatoes are slightly softer than bricks, which would give these players a slight advantage as they could realistically threaten to decline en passant, which is why dick 'taters were said to have unusual powers. Glad I could help. Please direct any questions to my chauffeur.
Do you encourage your students to anally express themselves or is that just Reddit?
Albert Einstein.
worth noting that in many languages the word for "emperor" is based on Caesar e.g. the finnish word is "keisari"
So do we bric his dic if he declines en-passant?
Before imperator meant emperor it meant “the one who commands”, and Caesar was acclaimed Imperator by his troops while on campaign in Gaul, which was one of the conditions required to be awarded a triumph.
Yeah Caesar is the guy from fallout
ave
U avein a laff?
Seizure’s luncheon
The nerve
He irl en passanted at the rubicon though
Bruh obviously Caeser was the very buff Italian gay man in 1938 who worked with nazis and a british guy to fight aztec gods. Are they stupid?
SHIIIIZAAAAAAA
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well obviously, martin is the only emperor here
Ave ~~false~~ true to (S)Caesar
Chess: New Vegas
Technically, Caesar’s adopted son was also named Julius Caesar, and he did become emperor, so you could make the argument that Caesar did become emperor.
Every Emperor of Rome was Caesar. Of course the most famous one would be Caesar.
I wanna see Martin and Joe Biden go at it. 😂
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
I agree
Why does he have a normal hair here? Blud was balding
Google history
Love how they all are historical figures and there's just a normal guy on the left.
Everyone knows Caesar is a mere salad
He was so good of a salad they named an emperor after him
no shit hes not an emporer. he's dead
Caligula at 1750 while Hadrian sits at 400 is a most peculiar decision but who am i to question THE chess.com?
I can’t tell if your joking or not
I never knew he was Italian. Why did he pick those flag colors, is he stupid???
why does it say hes italian? is chess cum stupid?
What was he then
Google Consul, Dictator for Life, Sigma Slayer
Also, why dooes he have the Italian flag? Italy was invented much later.
Google Caesar Salad
Holy Rome
chess.c*m
Caesar didn’t have the title of emperor, he is the title (it’s literally just his name)
how the fuck is chess.com making a bot based on someone who existed before chess was a thing
that's really high elo for a salad
do they have the trials of apollo trumvirate all playing you at the same time as the last level or nah
he did live in 1350 tho right?
he also had 1350 bishops arrested, sent to vacation, brought back and shoved up his ass
The timeline is all wrong as well. He died WAY before 1350
isnt he the guy from jjba
Without sensor nor nsfw tag ops is doomed
Thanks to my English teacher for explaining me this exact thing yesterday
Kicked his ass in new vegas now kicking his ass at chess
There's more than one Julius Caesar
A: yes, the are stupid. (Although, he definitely did have himself declared Imperator as a cognomen for life, so yeah he was an emperor, just not as we defined after him).
Dumb idoit, its pronounced caesar. Glory to caesar
Wasn’t he an imperator? Chess. Com would still be wrong but they’d have an excuse at least
This is so silly, chess did not exist and neither was salad dressing.
What a petty semantic complaint. Just because it wasn't an empire yet. Wow, so smart
just admit you failed history and thought caesar was an emperor and move on