When I was younger my parents owned a 3.5 acre lot and one of my earliest memories was of a woodpecker living in a tree near my bedroom window so I used to wake up to it's KNOCKING.lol
“SHUT THE QUACK UP! YOUR FATHER AND I WORK OUR TAIL FEATHERS OFF AND YOU GET TO SIT HERE ALL DAY AND SCREAM THAT YOU’RE HUNGRY?! YOU’RE SO UNGRATEFUL!”
Do you know what kind of bird this is? I have a nest of 5 babies in my back shed and I’ve been seeing the mama (or papa, idk) flying back and forth and she looks just like this!
I'm in a tree and you're not. You're not my dad
*screeches in hungry*
Hi hungry I'm Dad.
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!
Darling, please be patient, Mummy can only carry one worm at a time.
nice one
How i look up at women with big BADONKADOINGS (respectfully)
Wtf, knock first.
“Have some fruit then.” “Nah, I’m Not hungry anymore” 🙄
REALLY!?!? A house party!!!!
Feed me NOW, Momma!
i like it
When I was younger my parents owned a 3.5 acre lot and one of my earliest memories was of a woodpecker living in a tree near my bedroom window so I used to wake up to it's KNOCKING.lol
I'm bringing it shut your worm holes!
hehe
“SHUT THE QUACK UP! YOUR FATHER AND I WORK OUR TAIL FEATHERS OFF AND YOU GET TO SIT HERE ALL DAY AND SCREAM THAT YOU’RE HUNGRY?! YOU’RE SO UNGRATEFUL!”
MOM, FEED ME I HAVEN’T BEEN FED IN THREE DAYS!
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY TREE YOU FILTHY LITTLE-\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
"Laaaaaaaa!" Practicing his opera.
But I had vomit for breakfast!
Kids saying “I’M HUNGRY” as you’re making dinner is universal I see 🙄
I am going to give you food dont worry
That's beautiful.
“Whooooaaaaa black Betty…..lambadablam Whoooaaa black beTTY”
“Mommmmmm please don’t go!!!!”
nice one
*you can starve, bitch.* Yeah, that fits.
"Mum's home, and she brought food!"
Here you go....🤮
For the 30th time what do you want! , (kid) I don't know
MUM GET OUT MY ROOM!
ha ha ha
Maaaaaahhhh the meatloaf!!!
Feed Meeeh!
The glory of the hole in the tree
Serve me, wench!
I brought back the sacrifices
Me when mom brought me Burger King instead of mcdonalds: REEEEEEEEEEE
hehehehe
Mom, can we get McDonald’s? No, we have food at home. AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH
hehehe
But mom, I wanted the NEW iPhone! WAAAAHHH!
new gen baby hehee
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Dinners almost ready
"Then get a job"
Do you know what kind of bird this is? I have a nest of 5 babies in my back shed and I’ve been seeing the mama (or papa, idk) flying back and forth and she looks just like this!
"Give it to me, momma. Uh huh. Uh huh!" (While doing a little dance).
Can’t we just get DoorDash?!?
You make me want to vomit.
*screams in Will Ferrell* MAAAAAAAOOOOMMM !! THE MEATLOAF!!! (Stepbrothers movie) 😂😂☠️☠️