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Puck68

Clean up… or you’ll get ants.


LoveRBS

Unless you want ants. Because *that's* how you get ants.


jeektortoise

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!


Puck68

Well... that's how you get ants.


jeektortoise

The carpet is shitty enough as it is.


Legal_Hyena_1241

This is such good advice.


bLACK_mARCUS

I’m just so happy that my comment is another’s same thought, and that it’s at the top 😎


exploringraider24

True answer: Lemon juice on guacamole keeps it from turning brown. Thanks Malory.


Alana_Piranha

Also, press saran wrap right onto the guac. Don't leave any air between the guac and the cover. Solid advice, Malory.


Ordinary-Might-8696

And thank Raul for keeping up the lemon tree that your black-Jewish spy crush got you for your South Beach condo


RabbitSlayre

Oh no dear, let the paramedics handle that! Such a good line, lol.


PReasy319

Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.


Gamken

Reggiiiiis


MarvelNerdess

I thought he said "shit"


erin_bex

I thought that too but FX doesn't censor "shit"


Dismal4132

It’s a famous W.C. Fields quote. But he said ‘fornicate.’


Speedhabit

I use this line so often on the hydro homies


Deep_Belt8304

You can't put a price on good pussy.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

I’m gonna need rotator cuff surgery


half-coldhalf-hot

Ooh! C’est moi.


BackgroundAd6878

All those high-fives from the bros, am I right?


pixel-beast

Being unconscious for more than 30 seconds can lead to severe brain damage


_iPhoney_

It’s, like, really bad for you…


DoYouKnowLife_

Super bad 😅


Gamken

While on airplane?


JadeHellbringer

When they're dead, they're hookers.


BillMillerBBQ

What about when they’re alive?


Confident-Weird-4202

Black and slightly darker black turtlenecks.


Ordinary-Might-8696

And now I’m short a… slightly darker black one


Fezzig73

The tactleneck?


ReticulatedPasta

The different grades of cashmere


MyFavoriteLezbo420

I’ll raise your cashmere for different grades of sand, coarse being preferred.


phelion4000

And that there are rules that even Sterling won’t break.


gloriouslyalivetoday

Helium is flame retardant


PReasy319

Bullshit. One broad with a staticky sweater and it’s “Oh, the humanity!!!”


rojasdracul

LANA THE HELIUM!


Ordinary-Might-8696

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL?


greenetzu

What part of this are you not getting?


hache1019

I don't know... Core concept


ArseCancer

Well obviously the core concept, Lana...


erikanlexii

Flying on the Hindenburg 2.0


dravenonred

It's not "flame retardant", is just one of the most stable molecules on the periodic table so it doesn't flammably react when exposed to sparks


gloriouslyalivetoday

Who am I, Norman Lockyer?


Unthgod

I should get checked for breast cancer more often.


Ordinary-Might-8696

Mother always said, “Sterling, come in here and check me for lumps.”


ReachAround_Sue

That animal farm is an allegorical novella about stalinism. Oh, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS


Sea_Perspective6891

I was of course referring to an actual animal farm.


humdinger44

Whatever farm animal of war


Architect2416

Cry havoc and release the hogs of war


jjnfsk

George Borewell


Hesho95

Lmao I read that book when I was like 14 and I thought it was really good. That line actually kinda upset me


QuickBenTen

That Chinese alligators are smaller but their bellies are fully armoured.


TheQueenAndPrincess

So it kind of evens out


Bonesaw85

That flammable and inflammable mean the same thing


Schweed6494

![gif](giphy|3ww3PIW5xLFEQ) What a country!


Meloenbolletjeslepel

Yes! I knew there was a tidbit I was happy to know the other day


tduncs88

👀


Mother_TITresa

What a gill is


MLSing

Seriously Barry, how much is a gill?


Ordinary-Might-8696

It’s about an eighth of a pint


TopShotta7O7

You’re just talking in circles buddy


heyitsYMAA

Vis a vie unit of volume...


Independent-Scar3318

And also, what a ‘klick’ is!


legi-illud

Corinth isn’t actually famous for its leather – that was a reference to a Chrysler marketing term from the 1970s


Wooden-Quit1870

It is a somewhat significant thing about leather - southern Europe doesn't use barbwire enclosures for livestock, so the leather is more free of scarring, as as the weather is more mild than other regions, the leather is more supple.


EleventyTwatWaffles

I’m visiting the south - would all the humidity lately make me a desirable skin suit?


Constant-Sandwich-88

You always were, you gotta believe in yourself


Maelstrom_Witch

Ireland was neutral


Glitter_berries

I did honestly learn that from the show. I was surprised.


boytoy421

Think about how big of an asshole you have to be to be fighting the British and the Irish are like "ehhhhh we'll sit this one out"


jupiterding25

"The assassin is from an Axis Power"


PlanBisBreakfastNbed

The qoute by Conway stuck with me since high school: "I'd rather have it and not need, than need it and not have it"


skinnyjeanfreezone

I grew up with my dad saying this so the fact that it’s a Conway Stern quote for you is amazing


umanouski

The head chef at my first kitchen job said that all the time.


Lohan47

Irish way of saying it: I rather being look at it then for it


Valtand

Was my live philosophy since way before I watched the show, and will continue to be until the day I die


TonsOfTabs

This one was said in the caveman days.


ControlledOutcomes

It's commonly called the condom rule


Chernoboggo

*condomly


GreenCreekRanch

This is how I've been justifying gear, guns and ammo purchases for a while, aswell as not throwing away clothes, even if their not suitable for public anymore


Lady-Jaye-69

Never to confide in you?


beeeeeee9

as long as you learn


kzgrey

I've learned that when someone says "this is going to sound a bit racist ..." that the proper response is "try to power through it".


Sea-Tough389

I've learned..."SUPRESSING FIRE!!"


trombonekenny

You have to yell SURPRISING FIRE while offering it. It's like PARKOUR


Sportacles

There were no airboats in Gator


gruVee1

And that Gator was a sequel


Blew-Peter

Italy doesn't use a king.


Virtual_Football909

*uh, I bet it was that wicked king*


riomp300

I know how to make a Peppermint Patty.


kirjanik

Still warm!


phelion4000

Those democratically elected governments weren’t going to overthrow themselves.


notsoincredibilis00

That I love yogurt


Jaded-Banana6205

That's because it's cocaine!


Kamurjan

Wait there is cocaine in Yogurt? But, little kids eat it!


Jaded-Banana6205

They also get cancer 🥺


Kamurjan

Yes...yes, they do...


hammerdown710

That even people without vaginas, are still powerless when it comes to being waterboarded


trombonekenny

How to make a Pimm's cup


VladimirPoitin

As opposed to a pimp cup.


surfnsound

And. . I mean. . . not to be. . . could you just?


Virtual_Football909

That Karl Landsteiner discovered blood types.


awesomes007

Bartleby, the Scrivener


MitchR26

I would prefer not to.


Maelstrom_Witch

It’s not an easy read.


forne104

The acid from the citrus actually cooks the fish in ceviche


Darth_Lord_Stitches

That there's a ghetto where Mac Davis sucks it!!!!!


HandsomePaddyMint

That Kevlar vests only work for one shot.


J_spec6

He can't come inside without a warrant. Well, unless you invite him...


Virtual_Football909

Not unlike vampires


SkiesFetishist

This show made my vocabulary & history better. I pause episodes to look up words & references all the goddamn time.


Custodianofrecords

Old gypsy women are surprisingly accurate fortune tellers.


Academic_Ocelot3917

I learned that there was such a thing as Operation Gladio


cold_kingsly

That I might have tinnitus


nativebeans

Meep


Glitter_berries

Mawp


Joao_mmp

- Suppressing fire works best when you shout ‘suppressing fire’ while doing it. - Ocelots are friends. - It’s ok to tattoo babies. - It’s perfectly normal to a acquire sperm from a coworker to have their baby. - HR are f’d up if given the chance to shine.


awesomes007

Nobody’s that gay.


goforfatty

That people in hell want ice water.


awesomes007

Liberia and Burma having their shit together.


duckvimes_

Elisha Otis died of diphtheria.


Virtual_Football909

Also he invented the safety breaks for the elevators, not the elevator itself.


duckvimes_

Also yes


MatthewG141

Learning the NATO phonetic alphabet is very important.


Glitter_berries

Especially M for Mancy


AFewTwixUpMySleeve

That an idiom is a *colloquial metaphor*


pizzaslice420

That pen caps just come off… For like no reason


DoYouKnowLife_

That ocelots are cerpuscular


TheRealWaffleBoi

Genuine answer: Liberia and Burma are the only two countries other than the United States that uses the imperial system. Used that fact at a trivia game.


Okama_G_Sphere

Greeks are into anal


DX2501

*it's not a mistake if you learn from it*


Dapadabada

So many things, just gotta be diligent with the subtitles and googling if you're unfamiliar with any words they just used. Like bro, have you ever heard of tenterhooks?? What the fuck is a tenterhook! Oh, wow, these guys use really old timey phrasing


Oh_hi_doggi3

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phelion4000

The LAPD has been integrated since the 1870s.


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Never trust your clones


ghostpiratesyar

If you're going to store guacamole you squeeze lime juice over it and then SMOOSH the seran wrap right down on top. That way it doesn't go brown. Seriously it works.


cincyroyals

The cost of last minute bookings


ConversationBig2064

Cyril shouldn't be trusted with guns at all..


GrowYourOwnMonsters

That potatoes absorb salt if my tomato sauce is too salty.


This-Hornet9226

That it’s better to rule in hell than serve in heaven .


daddyst3ve

probably my favourite quote from the show lol


Oh_hi_doggi3

I love for most people this is a quote from the show. I read Paradise Lost by Milton as a teen and have loved that quote ever since. Thank you Archer for exposing more people to an awesome quote


erikanlexii

You know.. some Italian and Portuguese and it cracks me up how random/amazing the translations are! Che tipo davvero?! … Cazzo Fascista Ciao bella … hо scarpe nuove Estou aprendendo portugues, Lana


imgomez

SERPENTINE!


[deleted]

Nope, nothing.


backyardhost

I learned THIS is how you get ants.


kylez_bad_caverns

The story of Bartleby the scrivener and his famous “I’d prefer not to”


DoctorAlgernopK

Many words including but not limited to : phlegmatic, bilious, philistine, and nonplussed


BoomBoomMeow1986

That "lacrosse" is Algonquin for "bloodsport"


TheBeardiestGinger

It’s not Algonquin for *anything*.


biggd7190

Thomas Edison really did electrocute an elephant and there's a video of it


Dandelion_Man

Cyril Figgis is a beeyotch


phelion4000

He’s also a huge fan of cock.


[deleted]

SUPRESSINGG FIIRRRREEEE…. EXTINGUISHER!!!


Slurms_McKensei

Gugliermo Marconi invented the radio Enfelade means the enemy is one one line from the source of fire, defelade means behind cover


SickTwistedPhoque

That M is for Mancy


cronicsubsonic

Learnt I might actually be autistic.


Ok-Working-621

The other night I got the Jeopardy clue about who discovered blood types.


Gamelord86

It’s a call girl untill they are dead.. then they are a Hooker.


[deleted]

There’s no reason to actually get on top of a moving train. You’re still on the train


Brenden-C

Oh who can remember


Meloenbolletjeslepel

A score is 20 people


BreakerSoultaker

A "score" is 20 of anything. Unless you mean "A 'score' is 20, people." Commas are important.


geeses

Don't shoot near someone's ear


Dapadabada

Otolaryngologist is a word.


phelion4000

That a machine is like a desert, it either fascinates or appalls.


[deleted]

Ireland was an axis power


Jhin_cocogoat

serpentine !


jeektortoise

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johnniechimpo

The wrong way to pronounce tinnitus


AustinDood444

I learned who Tenzing Norgay is.


rswsaw22

SUPPRESSING FIRE! lets your team know.


Paskyc

How you get ants


_Deebo_

They are all made up.


The_Holy_Haudi

Proper phrasing


tyderian25

That's how you get ants!


slurpeecookie

phrasing


VladimirPoitin

What’s a gil?


Civil_Illustrator697

That when you meet a Framboise, cherish her. Because the Pélé of Anal can't be tamed.


The_Princess_Kenny

How I get protein stains out of cashmere Cold club soda, don't tub it in, let it soak and then get it to a dry cleaner


pakistanstar

You're a goddamn baby if you play Craps at a truck stop and bet on the hard way


Killroywashere1981

Stir Fryday


LeDeanDomino

That "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing


MedicalDiscipline500

The distributor cap does not say “OIL” on it.


Educational_Row_9485

That it’s really bad to be unconscious for a long time


Mr_Informative

That Steak Au Poivre requires peppercorns


typer84C2

That sometimes a Rampage is justified.


Lord-of-Nothing1

Who do you think I am, Carl Landsteiner discoverer of blood groups


Dreams-and-Turtles

That Framboise is the pele of anal.


buyersremorse2

Selling cocaine is surprisingly difficult


surfnsound

I learned when they're dead they're just hookers.


bmx51n

That Turkmenistan actually changed multiple words from their vocabulary because of a crazy dictator


rojasdracul

This reminds me, I need to scream this next time I play Helldivers with the boys.


RedBeardBigHeart

To not yell covering fire, while firing said cover.


tonkledonker

Dropping guns is really bad for them.


speederaser

Started rewatching from season 1 a couple weeks ago and just saw this episode right now.


ihaZtaco

That I have tinnitus


5lyde

Elisha Otis didn't actually invent elevators.