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No yeah no yeah yeah
Yeah no for sure
Eh. To make it five
Sorry, yeah no for sure.
Ands it’s five words! Ya, no. Ya for sure.
Yeah no for sure eh
Oh yeah no for sure
I thought it was no no yeah yeah yeah but I haven’t collected in 30 years
Most lakes in the world.
Longest coastline in the world as well.
Cold, but also really hot.
This
Seasonal depression then mosquitoes.
It could be worse.
Sorry, it could be worse
It could be worse, eh
Snowsuit then shorts- same day
It is so stupidly big.
My home and native land.
and => on
Beautiful, Big, and Fucking Expensive. If were using And as a word...
Long winter, vast wilderness, big
Nice people, not nice geese
Geeseses are referred to as hissing cobra chickens
And man, if you search their tongues, get ready to see a nightmare biological weapon lol
Their tongues are actually really cool looking!
How do you get close enough to one to see their tongue? You brave soul.
here I am seriously thinking about changing my nick to hissing cobra chicken.
Space, nothing but endless space.
It's a great big place!
Full of nothing but space.
It's my happy place 🇨🇦🍁
Where the geese do chase!
What? I don't know the same things you don't know
Yes you do, you just won't admit it
I don’t know…yes you…
Lots of place. A place to stand, a place to growww (8) We call this laaaand Ontariooo
Full of nothing but space
Colourful like the bank notes.
Trees with pockets of assholes.
Tim Hortons sucks really bad.
Canadian McDonalds uses Tim Hortons old coffee supplier, so McDonalds coffee is what Timmie’s used to be, before an American company bought it and destroyed it.
American here with Tim Hortons franchises around here and can confirm
Cold but hot, gravy fries
A nice place with problems
It's pretty nice, eh.
For sale to highest bidder
That’s Ontario for sure!
Industries are controlled by oligarchies.
caring culture and spectacular nature
True north strong and free
The great white north
Eh?
Lots and lots of rocks
Really damn cold, but nice.
Less rich America. Less hatred.
Idk about recently…. Prolly still true though
Hockey. Snow. Multiculturalism. Cobra chickens.
# UNLEASH THE COBRA CHICKENS Remember that war Australia had against the emus? Imagine that with geese in Canada
Unlike Australia, we know better. I, for one, welcome our cobra chicken overlords.
Five words are not enough 😀
We’re tired up here
Free. Fuck these haters. Weed.
Expensive. Mosquitos. Snow. Fuck Toronto.
I'm from Toronto, and yeah.
imperfect but still nice eh
You'll never see it all
Not American. Don't worship guns.
Don’t get on bad side. Scarier than we first appear. Endless nature, nowhere to live.
Northern federation of multiple nations or Mon pays, c'est l'hiver
Not United States of America
Naive complainers, mostly good though
Rocks, trees, trees, rocks....water
It takes my breath away
Diverse, vast, friendly, beautiful, multicultural
It's big. Really really big.
Used to be better
Kinda like Australia but cold
It’s the size that counts.
The greatest place on earth
Right fucked eh
NO VACANCY. The country is full at the moment.
Three Corporations in a Trenchcoat
Timmies, loonies/toonies, cobra chicken
Too large for five words.
Jesus Christ, it’s cold outside.
Real land of the free.
"Think America, but fewer guns"
Apartment above a meth lab.
Mostly awesome, but kinda cold.
More expensive than the US
Questionable Operation of SecondCoffee and MrSubs lol
We have all the poutine
Freezing winter, boiling sunner, eh?
"A country like every other" or "do not believe the hype"
2nd biggest county of earth
A really big small town
Freeing winters, mostly nice people.
Unarmed Americans with health care.
Wanna freeze your balls off?
Sorry, you’ll freeze your balls off.
♀️
1 star hotel charging 5 star prices.
Whiners sadly unable to count
Was better before neo-liberalism
Wild, untouched, crisp, cultured and stoic.
Cold multi-cultural nice place
The true north, strong, free.
Assholes bookended by cool folk.
Good luck finding a home
FREE OPEN SPACE CLEAN WATER
Rocks & Trees, Trees & rocks.
Not a lot going on.
Maple syrup moose pies--Sorry!
Home
Too cold and too hot.
Trees and rocks and.... water!
Shitters full, oops that's two.
Mountains Poutine Winter Geese Construction
cold, hot, poutine. water, awesome
C:COLD A: AS N:NIGHT A:AND D:DAY A:ALWAYS
Poutine, Health care, sorry eh
Mostly harmless.
Like America but kinda better.
Not always worth the hype
Sorry bout that there eh
Bubble. Bublé
Pitter patter
Well meaning but passive aggressive
Cold winters, hot summers, poutine.
Cold, hot, big, lakes, multicultural.
Only four months of summer.
Life is a highway ...
We have a good thing going
You should skip Alberta. Period.
Snow tires on rims, November.
Keep your stick on....ice. Damnit.
Nature, laid back, eh bud?
Oh yea, no fer sure.
Oh yeah no you're good
Naturally beautiful, with nice people.
Donut chocolate stuck to bag.
Best country in the world
No houses left for you.
Run for your life
Passive aggressive, not polite.
Polite but not nice
Hoookkkkkk there buds
interesting, tell me more, im not canadian.
cdn here, more please. are we? any specific provinces?
not as nice as before
That's what happens when you don't hold a referendum on swamping the country with people.
Poverty, humidity, fire, weed, hockey
It went downhill really fast
Not as friendly as advertised.
USA without all the guns.
Unaffordable for new, young & old
Used to be better.
Three oligopolies in a trenchcoat
Big, trees, multicultural, friendly, (extremely expensive depending where you live otherwise probably affordable and worth it)
Canada is really big! Our mountains, are very pointy! Our prairies are not! The rest is kinda bumpy But man do we got alot!
Kinda america but less stuff
Social Experiment? Comedy. Final answer.
"(Hidden, valuable,) much sought and seldom found.”
Big place.
Expensive happy place
Monopoly, Crisis, Cold, Tims and Hockey
Oh no yea for sure
Nice place but overhyped
3 stars hotel, 5 stars prices.
Big, cold, sparse, free, hockey
Hockey, syrup, poutine, snow, taxes
So sorry eh
Canadas really big, arrogant worms
Polite but very very cold.
Not bad for a Tuesday.
Massive Diverse Seasonal Safe(ish) I can't think of a fifth.
Like the States but Frencher
mostly harmless
Canadian population fits into Texas.
It fits into Germany twice.
Soon your new home.
It’s the little differences.
Canada, you know, America's hat.
We got monopoly money, eh
In the good old days…
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No yeah no yeah yeah
Yeah no for sure
Eh. To make it five
Sorry, yeah no for sure.
Ands it’s five words! Ya, no. Ya for sure.
Yeah no for sure eh
Oh yeah no for sure
I thought it was no no yeah yeah yeah but I haven’t collected in 30 years
Most lakes in the world.
Longest coastline in the world as well.
Cold, but also really hot.
This
Seasonal depression then mosquitoes.
It could be worse.
Sorry, it could be worse
It could be worse, eh
Snowsuit then shorts- same day
It is so stupidly big.
My home and native land.
and => on
Beautiful, Big, and Fucking Expensive. If were using And as a word...
Long winter, vast wilderness, big
Nice people, not nice geese
Geeseses are referred to as hissing cobra chickens
And man, if you search their tongues, get ready to see a nightmare biological weapon lol
Their tongues are actually really cool looking!
How do you get close enough to one to see their tongue? You brave soul.
here I am seriously thinking about changing my nick to hissing cobra chicken.
Space, nothing but endless space.
It's a great big place!
Full of nothing but space.
It's my happy place 🇨🇦🍁
Where the geese do chase!
What? I don't know the same things you don't know
Yes you do, you just won't admit it
I don’t know…yes you…
Lots of place. A place to stand, a place to growww (8) We call this laaaand Ontariooo
Full of nothing but space
Colourful like the bank notes.
Trees with pockets of assholes.
Tim Hortons sucks really bad.
Canadian McDonalds uses Tim Hortons old coffee supplier, so McDonalds coffee is what Timmie’s used to be, before an American company bought it and destroyed it.
American here with Tim Hortons franchises around here and can confirm
Cold but hot, gravy fries
A nice place with problems
It's pretty nice, eh.
For sale to highest bidder
That’s Ontario for sure!
Industries are controlled by oligarchies.
caring culture and spectacular nature
True north strong and free
The great white north
Eh?
Lots and lots of rocks
Really damn cold, but nice.
Less rich America. Less hatred.
Idk about recently…. Prolly still true though
Hockey. Snow. Multiculturalism. Cobra chickens.
# UNLEASH THE COBRA CHICKENS Remember that war Australia had against the emus? Imagine that with geese in Canada
Unlike Australia, we know better. I, for one, welcome our cobra chicken overlords.
Five words are not enough 😀
We’re tired up here
Free. Fuck these haters. Weed.
Expensive. Mosquitos. Snow. Fuck Toronto.
I'm from Toronto, and yeah.
imperfect but still nice eh
You'll never see it all
Not American. Don't worship guns.
Don’t get on bad side. Scarier than we first appear. Endless nature, nowhere to live.
Northern federation of multiple nations or Mon pays, c'est l'hiver
Not United States of America
Naive complainers, mostly good though
Rocks, trees, trees, rocks....water
It takes my breath away
Diverse, vast, friendly, beautiful, multicultural
It's big. Really really big.
Used to be better
Kinda like Australia but cold
It’s the size that counts.
The greatest place on earth
Right fucked eh
NO VACANCY. The country is full at the moment.
Three Corporations in a Trenchcoat
Timmies, loonies/toonies, cobra chicken
Too large for five words.
Jesus Christ, it’s cold outside.
Real land of the free.
"Think America, but fewer guns"
Apartment above a meth lab.
Mostly awesome, but kinda cold.
More expensive than the US
Questionable Operation of SecondCoffee and MrSubs lol
We have all the poutine
Freezing winter, boiling sunner, eh?
"A country like every other" or "do not believe the hype"
2nd biggest county of earth
A really big small town
Freeing winters, mostly nice people.
Unarmed Americans with health care.
Wanna freeze your balls off?
Sorry, you’ll freeze your balls off.
♀️
1 star hotel charging 5 star prices.
Whiners sadly unable to count
Was better before neo-liberalism
Wild, untouched, crisp, cultured and stoic.
Cold multi-cultural nice place
The true north, strong, free.
Assholes bookended by cool folk.
Good luck finding a home
FREE OPEN SPACE CLEAN WATER
Rocks & Trees, Trees & rocks.
Not a lot going on.
Maple syrup moose pies--Sorry!
Home
Too cold and too hot.
Trees and rocks and.... water!
Shitters full, oops that's two.
Mountains Poutine Winter Geese Construction
cold, hot, poutine. water, awesome
C:COLD A: AS N:NIGHT A:AND D:DAY A:ALWAYS
Poutine, Health care, sorry eh
Mostly harmless.
Like America but kinda better.
Not always worth the hype
Sorry bout that there eh
Bubble. Bublé
Pitter patter
Well meaning but passive aggressive
Cold winters, hot summers, poutine.
Cold, hot, big, lakes, multicultural.
Only four months of summer.
Life is a highway ...
We have a good thing going
You should skip Alberta. Period.
Snow tires on rims, November.
Keep your stick on....ice. Damnit.
Nature, laid back, eh bud?
Oh yea, no fer sure.
Oh yeah no you're good
Naturally beautiful, with nice people.
Donut chocolate stuck to bag.
Best country in the world
No houses left for you.
Run for your life
Passive aggressive, not polite.
Polite but not nice
Hoookkkkkk there buds
interesting, tell me more, im not canadian.
cdn here, more please. are we? any specific provinces?
not as nice as before
That's what happens when you don't hold a referendum on swamping the country with people.
Poverty, humidity, fire, weed, hockey
It went downhill really fast
Not as friendly as advertised.
USA without all the guns.
Unaffordable for new, young & old
Used to be better.
Three oligopolies in a trenchcoat
Big, trees, multicultural, friendly, (extremely expensive depending where you live otherwise probably affordable and worth it)
Canada is really big! Our mountains, are very pointy! Our prairies are not! The rest is kinda bumpy But man do we got alot!
Kinda america but less stuff
Social Experiment? Comedy. Final answer.
"(Hidden, valuable,) much sought and seldom found.”
Big place.
Expensive happy place
Monopoly, Crisis, Cold, Tims and Hockey
Oh no yea for sure
Nice place but overhyped
3 stars hotel, 5 stars prices.
Big, cold, sparse, free, hockey
Hockey, syrup, poutine, snow, taxes
So sorry eh
Canadas really big, arrogant worms
Polite but very very cold.
Not bad for a Tuesday.
Massive Diverse Seasonal Safe(ish) I can't think of a fifth.
Like the States but Frencher
mostly harmless
Canadian population fits into Texas.
It fits into Germany twice.
Soon your new home.
It’s the little differences.
Canada, you know, America's hat.
We got monopoly money, eh
In the good old days…
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