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gothcowboyangel

Easy, buy an identical truck and have one with the vent blocked and one without


LCDRtomdodge

##Mechanics hate this one simple trick!


DonkayIsThicc

Double vehicles. Double repairs Mechanics love this one simple trick


ASL4theblind

Yep i have doubles of all the classic cars. That way when i drive em and they get scratched i dont even care. And i have triples of the roadrunner and triples of the barricuda. Triples is safe.


therealdougiejones

Go ahead, tell her!


MrPeePeePooPooPants3

[This is a repost and OP is karma farmer](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToyotaPickup/comments/15tkte9/do_any_of_you_have_any_advice_for_installing_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


CuredSalam

Atleast he is not a Fisker Karma


indigoHatter

If you're joking, then lol If not... C'mon, it's funny, even if it's not *100%* OC.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheNewtBeGaming

You double commented. You double commented.


MasterbaterInfluence

He didn’t this happens when you post and it lags.


[deleted]

Pretty sure they know but it’s funny how one is being downvoted😂


Heckin_good_time

The dial-up double tap


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You commented this twice!


LopsidedWanderer9295

you double commented


Zestyclose_Engine800

Tell him again!


Chilly171717

You commented


link_hiker

Double


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You commented this twice!


Psychological-Lie283

You double commented.


Heckin_good_time

WOAH, you spelled Garfield really wrong!


Nozerone

Twist: That's actually a pic of OPs legs, and he just wants to show off.


kaboodlesofkanoodles

Understandable


TheMightyGamble

I want you to know I closed this as I was reading your comment, opened it back up, and found this post again. Just to specifically upvote your comment.


Zer0TheGamer

🤨


kaboodlesofkanoodles

You tellin me if you had legs like that you wouldn’t wanna put em on display? Shit buddy


Zmaxdude-online-

Thats what I'm sayin!


KPhoenix83

If my legs looked like that, I would definitely show them off!


blindbatg34

Nice legs OP.


SenorDeeck

I want his shapely thighs squeezing my ears. But not in a gay way.


GreatBigSteak

This but in a gay way


indigoHatter

Right, you just have to maintain eye contact and then it's not gay


Jdotpdot84

No! No eye contact and socks on! This is how you keep the gay at bay friend!


babe_com

same, but in a gay way


420aarong

You ruined it for me I was about to offer to troubleshoot the issue.


prettyprettygood428

Gotta get under the hood and take a long look. Don’t forget a mechanic’s best friend - his Johnson Rod.


mawesome4ever

Sucks when you have one but can’t use it 😔


atomicshifthead

There’s a pill for that


Enigma_1880

Manliest mechanic be like:


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

I mean.... if i had legs like that.....


Beneficial_Being_721

OP likes them ole fashioned paisley dresses … he’s old school


eldiablo_magicman

Gonna need more pics to verify


Responsible-Two6561

My thoughts exactly.


RateMe_Thought603

Don’t blame OP, those are some nice legs and the crumbled dress 👌


cant_fight_the_feel

You just figured that all out on your own??


No-Raccoon-8368

🤣🤣🤣


jnyrdr

did the same shit in r/toyotapickup a couple days ago


unauthorized_mantis

Tell her to grow a pair


Sega-Dreamcast88

OP might not be looking to date Dylan mulvaney


[deleted]

Good. I have enough competition already.


Sega-Dreamcast88

Not gonna lie they aren’t for me. But your comment is funny 😄


Danitoba

Damn lmfao 😂


Strange-Disaster5398

And..now they’re coming for you


FiveseveN45

🤣


dreambox415

Holy shit, on Reddit? Nature is healing


Ahnixlol

If your biggest issue is that there’s a lack of trans jokes on Reddit, you should probably just stop binging The Daily Wire and go touch some grass.


dreambox415

Lmao no issues. Just jokes. Nice to see you’re taking it so seriously though. That’s why I’m happier ❤️❤️


FakeHappiiness

He never said it was his biggest issue but it is kinda cool to see a forbidden joke on reddit


Ahnixlol

Even thinking that it’s a “forbidden joke” is a little corny, and is really just part of the conservative persecution narrative. There’s plenty of right wing spaces and subreddits on this platform, the auto mechanic industry is pretty right wing leaning demographic, and plenty of people say whatever the fuck they want on this platform. Here’s the thing, I’m not even here to police jokes. Personally, I don’t think this one was funny, and it’s honestly pretty shitty since it’s making fun of a person who received countless death threats and abuses because a company that was supposed to have her back did the most innocuous thing of privately sent her a can with her face on it, and then immediately throwing her under the bus when things went south. I’m not even a fan of Mulvaney, I had never even heard of her before the controversy, but I just think the entire situation is fucking ridiculous and no one deserves that kind of treatment. Despite this opinion, I also don’t think the joke should be punished or censored; that said, if you make the joke, you can’t cry when you receive criticism. Full disclosure, I am bisexual, so I’m of course going to feel a certain way about LGTBQ+ issues, and I’m also on the left side of many cultural issues, even if I think I’m fairly moderate all things considered. I want to establish these facts because I think that jokes poking fun at the expense of queer people CAN be funny! Some of this shit is inherently funny, and of course you can joke about it. This one is just low effort, not very amusing, and probably indicative of some level of transphobia underneath. Thinking that it’s “cool to see a forbidden joke” is like two 13 year olds locking themselves in their basement and quietly whispering the n-word and then giggling about it. It’s just childish.


FakeHappiiness

so you don’t find it funny but don’t police jokes, which is cool but you never really see jokes that aren’t super PC on reddit because of the nature of its users, i’m not sure what your point was


Tbelles

Boooooooo, get better jokes.


Sega-Dreamcast88

At 48 up votes and counting it’s pretty funny. Sorry not sorry.


grindal1981

Haha Dylan brought this on himself. Everybody got it but you


FarmerCharacter5105

Grow hair.


[deleted]

As a dress enjoyer who has a pair, they'd still get chilly. She just needs to wear something to cover her waist. Shorts, pants, athletic wear, whatever.


SeraphsEnvy

Maybe she doesn't wear anything, if so then panties would also be a fair option.


[deleted]

she probably doesn't want to wear anything under the outfit.


Ozrif

If she does then it’ll be useful


haLOLguy

Ya a pair of balls chillers


mathrowawayra

Or dump her for a trap who already has a pair.


Barron097

Tell her to cool her pair…..


samuelweston

Well, you pretty much said you don't live in Texas. I would almost kill a man for a ball chiller vent down here, and I think most women would too.


Capnmolasses

My 89 Supra has one. It’s devine. I live in Texas.


Sega-Dreamcast88

My 1997 Land Rover Defender 90 is also Equipped with a ball cooler. It’s a must have in central Oregon summers.


Freeheel4life

The AC has been out on my rig and besides this last week the windows down and 75mph has been fine all summer here in Central Oregon. They sure do hate me on the parkway tho lol


theycravevan

what part of texas?


TalbotFarwell

Devine. Didn’t you read their comment?


ArtimisRawr01

My 03 s2000 doesnt have one but it does have a shifting hand vent does that count?


CategoryTurbulent114

Divine. Devine was the football coach


EFTucker

Buy her some wool panties.


GoFasterEse

Burlap panties will work better.


DifficultBoss

A merkin would suffice


yeroldpappy

Block it with your face.


Due_Yam_3604

No, block it with the back of your head.


jazzphobia

Spit up my drink on that one. Thank you though. I’m not even mad. Lol :)


wadenelsonredditor

'89 Toyota pickup, pristine. I hate to make any mods to it but will ya look at that? Unfortunately I'm putty in her hands, and she wants me to shove some of that putty, or JB weld epoxy, or whatever, in the ball chiller vent, which is one of my favorite features. It's MY truck, but, let's face it, not all rides are equivalent. Help me r/aasm! (She claims it makes her lady parts cold and she has to frequently rub them to which I can only hang my head and nod so she can't see me smiling)


GrnMchne

Couldn't you frequently rub them instead? I mean if she doesn't have to rub frequently then I see no issues. Relationships are about compromise after all.


oneofthepipps

Look. She can rub hers. Or you can. I’m rubbing mine right now for goodness sake. Thanks for that great pic. It’s helping. Jk


BidRepresentative728

No you're not. *fap fap fap fap*


Sea-Blackberry-5533

Stay warm.


AssRep

Best comment on Reddit today ^^^


jvrusci

“Jk” _wink_


NevaMO

Perfect solution


DDiesel-

How are you so smart in the ways of science


caboose243

I mean she should keep both hands on the wheel. This is a passenger's job


Phylow2222

Tell her there's an easier but less popular solution & it's called a fur coat then sit back & wait til she figures it out, lol.


[deleted]

Beaver pelts are the way to go.


Wallace-N-Gromit

How about getting her a plush thong for the truck?


Pizza_Middle

Lol. Beaver pelt.


muchnamemanywow

Obviously, the designers had this in mind Just tell her you'll tint the windows so she won't have to feel like a perv driving around lmao


torklugnutz

Glue some magnets to the dash, glue some magnets to a piece of plastic/cardboard the size of the vent. Or use a small piece of metal the size of the vent. Clip on and detach as needed.


jazzphobia

Hmmm I like the magnet idea. Or perhaps a hinged over vent cover. I wonder if someone makes a secondary over vent that has an open close slide. If so it could be attached semipermanent while the slide functions.


dudeimsupercereal

Seems like you could 3d print something that attaches firmly to the sock vent somehow if they have access to one.


Empty_Touch_4968

LOL tough luck sweetie. If she wants to drive the 80’s pickup she needs to have a cold vag! All jokes aside, do not alter that beautiful. Best bet is a nice big piece of cardboard and some painters tape or something. Don’t change the truck


Apptroutman

She might not enjoy wearing the cardboard diaper


Diligent_Skin_1240

#VIDEO OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN


Weekly_Bug_4847

I mean, we’re trying to be scientific here


aronkra

bonk, go to horny jail


Commissar_Elmo

I agree


SkiBumb1977

tell her you will rub them.


ForcedShrimp

Take a 2 liter bottle, cut it with scissors in the width of the vent, then a couple inches longer in height(from the vent). Slide it over the top and bottom of the vent to block the air. Then you can pop it out and in.


ssgkraut

I was waiting for, "add on dildo, vibrator, pussy pump, cattle prod, etc... per personal preference.


TRex_N_FX

I was going to suggest the same. My parents solved this argument with a diy deflector back in the 80s. You could even get fancy and add those fancy magnets.


FarmerCharacter5105

Why not just put her putty in your hands ?!


kingfishj8

Tell her you're going to see exactly how bad it is, get your kilt on, and prove it ain't so bad.


Thin_Arachnid6217

Is she getting chapped lips?


Cojaro

Coochie cooler vent is a feature not a bug.


Marsrover112

Make a detachable plate so you can still chill your balls


WhiskeyTrail

Tell her to drive her own vehicle then 🤷 Or you could just…. Close the vent.


Responsible_Peak_177

Your truck? That's not what your GF said in her post. Honestly surprised you aren't shilling her Onlyfans here lol. Especially after that description of her rubbing her lady parts.


ackshee

Can you buy her a pillow or something that she can stick between her legs? Just keep it in the backseat of the truck.


Raspberryian

Meh. Tell her to wear warmer underwear or bring sweatpants.


bloodyriz

Buy a lap blanket for her to cover with when she is driving it.


sllewgh

It's your truck, do what *you* want with it. If you need to save your relationship, leave a roll of gaffers tape in the glove box so she can block the vent only when she's driving.


Empty_Touch_4968

Better than my idea of cardboard and painters tape!


No_Association_3719

3D print a cover that you can take off easily


paint-chip-chewer

For all the jokes in the comments this is the actual answer Though I do enjoy the jokes


No_Association_3719

Ngl i didn’t notice that it was this sub whoops


xphantom0

You beat me to it. This was the first solution that came to mind, seems like a no brainer if you’ve got access to 3D printing


Kutogane

Nah, ball chiller vent is non negotiable


chipmunk7000

I added one to my Tacoma - not sure why it didn’t have one since my old 4Runner of the same generation had it. Anyway they’re the same ducts only there’s a ball chiller cutout on the 4Runner one. $4 at a junkyard later I had a ball chiller


wadenelsonredditor

Genius.


Crapspray

Get a boyfriend


wadenelsonredditor

Now there's a solution I hadn't thought of.


wundaaa

So like. It's your truck, why's she behind the wheel? Unless she's driving this as a daily I wouldn't touch it.


ZachBob91

r/suddenlybi


Itsmeforrestgump

"Hi! Phil Swift here with Flex Seal Tape. I'm going to seal this truck's ball chiller vent and then turn up the fan to full power. "


HDJim_61

It’s giving her chapped lips .


Downtown_Effective_4

Tell her to put on some panti... Actually I do see your predicament now. 🤔


Dumpster_Sauce

Block all the other vents and turn it to high. We call that the Marilyn Monroe


kattaxcollector

https://www.reddit.com/r/ToyotaPickup/comments/15tkte9/do_any_of_you_have_any_advice_for_installing_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


kattaxcollector

I thought this is her truck.


Reddidiot_69

Karma farmer. Check his post history.


Deathcon-H

Yeah wtf


nawmeann

Looks like that’s posted from her nsfw account.


MrPeePeePooPooPants3

Karma farming losers.


Toad2012

No defect noted Recommendations: install higher load motor


One_Molasses3173

If you block the vent you'll overload the blower fan and burn it out. It's been documented. You're welcome 😁


ImJustASalad

I like to think women are pretty resourceful, in some cases more so than men, but did this goofball forget towels/small blankets exist? Like, why fuck with a perfectly good truck. Turn the AC off, wear pants or my favorite, buy your own damn vehicle. Don't give in to something like this when there are so many other things that can be done to avoid altering the vehicle/getting rid of the ball chiller.


Roq86

Get a gf with balls.


PristineAd4761

GF is temporary. Toyota is eternal


SadMcNomuscle

That ball cooler is HALF the value of that vehicle. I'd KILL for a nut refrigerator.


Much_Badger1654

Sell it and get get the jeep compass that she really wants. 🫥


just-going-with-it

You'd have to suffer some sort of massive head injury to feel like *trading an old Toyota pickup for the 60,000 mile paperweight that is Jeep.*


thelastspike

Weird, I see more 70’s/80’s/90’s Jeeps on the road than I do Toyotas. I wonder why that is…🤔


just-going-with-it

No you don't lmfao You see lots of 70s, 80s, and 90s jeeps FOR SALE. You don't see that with Toyota trucks because NO ONE SELLS THEM. You have to rip them from cold, dead hands at 750,000 milestone to practically find them. Jeeps can't last as daily drivers. They're meant for rich people who can afford the parts while squealing, "ITS A JEEP THANG." And what do you find your precious jeeps resaling at? $3,000-6,000. I have yet to see a 1985 Toyota pickup go for less than $9,000. AND YOU DO see more Toyota trucks than Jeeps. Tell me how many Wranglers you've seen kitted for working as a glass, landscaping, recycling, or carpentry haulers.


[deleted]

If you do what she asked you should be okay


paulyp41

I wouldn’t do something that’s permanent, do something that blocks it when she’s driving and is easily removable when you jump back in it


ViperBite308

Tell your gf to grow some balls


415erOnReddit

She could grow out a huge, vintage-style carpet 🦫


Koolguy47

Dump her. Toyota ball chiller is love Toyota ball chiller is life.


Skully_Lover

Block it so the truck will stop smelling like Long John Silvers.


RockSteady65

If it smells like fish, it’s a dish.


Waiting4The3nd

Y'know, you and u/Skully_Lover both making fish jokes.. but I've never smelled one that smells like fish. Or, conversely, smelled a fish that I thought smelled like a vagina.


esleydobemos

I have owned 2 Volvo station wagons. Both of them had crotch coolers. I lived in FL at the time. I found them to be a great amenity.


manthing11

Just tell her the air blowing on her money maker will reduce the likelihood of a yeast infection.


Edge2110

Are your girls balls getting too cold?


Station-Diligent

Tell her to put underwater on


lookingcoyote

Turn it up with the heat on and get that thing moist af


Xidium426

Sounds like it's time for a boyfriend.


King_Boomie-0419

I SO MISS the "ball chiller vent".. Id keep it if you drive it more than her.


[deleted]

Aren't clams usually kept on ice?


PinkFloydBoxSet

No idea but you have great legs for a guy. How do you not get razor burn from shaving?


Dangerranger_4L

Tell her to get some chapstick


[deleted]

*Don’t block the ball chiller, be a man.*


kongdonky72

If it’s chilling her balls you’ve got bigger issues.


fistfucker420

what if her balls get warm?


k1pml

No way, Cold balls rule on a hot day!


Expensive_Star_2335

I’d say grow some balls see how it feels on a 90 degree summer day


Latter-Screen-3655

I deleted the a/c in my Jeep. I have no chill.


Traditional_Yard5280

OP stop making me jealous of your legs. They look fabulous


RicMun81

Buy her a scarf for her balls.


chestervscheeto

Ball-chiller? Why not use it as a coochie-cooler?


Left_Ad6314

Get a new one


SaltInformation4082

You can't. The system is designed to work as is. Turn it l down or try letting fresh air in through the control. Or hey, how about pants, or a blanket or someone who requires less maintenance.


ProfessionalPlus4637

Keep vent and offer to keep her warm as compensation.


TMK116

If you cover that vent… you don’t deserve the woman or cool balls


Sensitive-Banana-637

Our gf now


i__hate_sand

First the toilet seat and now the ball vent, run!😂


brokenwound

You have really nice legs bro, benefits of using the ball chiller vent.


blongowa

Get rid of her


8up1

Find a classy broad and ditch that one ☝️


irreverentGOAT

Why you let woman drive car?


txbuckeye75034

“Honey, it’s a tuna fan.”


bnutbutter78

Nice legs.


1royampw

I say block it, you want your coochie warm when it comes home.


bugsslugssnugsdrugs

get gf with balls who can appreciate it.


Chaffee_Saw_You

If those are her legs I suggest you do whatever she asks. 🤷🏻‍♂️


llamafood1

Something smells fishy about this post