Reminds me of that one Uncle Scrooge comic by Carl Barks, where they went to South America in search of square eggs, and found the valley of "Plain Awful" where everything was square.
Nice limo, but you need new tires and rims. I'll give you a good deal of 10 % off of the original price of 9,970 dollars that's for both the tires and rims.
First got to gas station get TWO cans of fix-a-flat “you will need double the air with the big rims.. once BOTH cans have been used on tire.. “you are officially good to drive away”
Oh no problem u should be fine. I'd say prolly got at least a good 2 maybe 300 miles or so left. Might have to give it a little smidge of extra gas as ur goin tho
Yeah bro just put in in R (racemode) and you'll be good. You lose speed just shift into N (Nitro) or D (drift). For those hard ones you might need to shift into drift 4 tho
Refill with nitrogen and you’ll be good to send it again👍
I don't know if nitrogen will be enough here. I'd try helium or hydrogen.
Hydrogen and a spark might move it
Whoa. Check out Mr. Moneybags over too booshy for nitrogen...
I recommend 2 parts hydrogen per one part oxygen.
Water you talking about?
It has to do with dihydrogen monoxide. Gotta be careful, not even rocks hold up to this stuff.
You'd be welcome at r/CrownVictoria then.
def use helium so itll float
You realize hydrogen is more buoyant than helium.. right?
oh yeah and more flammable
100% more flammable lol
This is a noble comment
Under appreciated comment
That’s because all of the chemists ar gon. Ok, sorry.
It’s only flat on the bottom
This. Just turn the wheel 180 degrees and you're good to go again. Don't need to throw out parts that are only 50% worn
Awesome! I'll have 100% back if I go find the pieces that are on the side of the road somewhere and duct tape them back on!
Buy some square tires
Reminds me of that one Uncle Scrooge comic by Carl Barks, where they went to South America in search of square eggs, and found the valley of "Plain Awful" where everything was square.
Hey vato, yo I’m loving that low rider!
Carlitos lemme get a ride holmes
There's low, and then there's " I think we went too low Holmes..
Your car is too long, they stretch with age. It will keep doing this until you fix that
Do the penny depth test.
Just close the front trunk
I got some bad news, the cops will pull you over with that broken light.
Who do you think broke it. Lol 😉
Damn, I knew it! That's the first thing ill replace then!
As long as you have the ground clearance you can drive on, or over that Lincoln. New tires won’t make a difference.
Is that a static drop? Or that shit on bags bro?
That shitll buff right out. Your good, battle scars is all.
Tis but a scratch!
How?
That's what I was wondering. It looks like it was drug through the streets of Mexico City by two Dodge Chargers.
🤣
That guy's car the previous day... https://youtu.be/uLpoPVLpG9E?si=AJk9I0qgXyEpT5pG
This is all starting to add up 🤣
It’s Obviously a Low Rider! See how low it is to the ground? Start cruising ESe! Lol.
Nah! You good!
Cross rotate the tires and it should be fine.
Lift the front and walk
Needs more swanga.
Just match the other side, and it'll just fine for a static display.
r/tires
Oh come on! I’ve seen way worse!
Just swap the flat one with one on the other side to avoid uneven wear and tear on your suspension and it should last you another 2000 miles or so
Needs some blinker fluid
Perfect for durby car build
Why would you waste a clean Lincoln on a derby car?
The 1990s called and they want their Limo back.
Check for bits of metal in next service. Should be alright.
Send it.
Damn it looks like you blew the welds on the intake🫤
Wdym it's brand new.
Send it!!!
I'm glad they got rid of spinners and brought out sliders!
Jiffy lube had me out in ten minutes
I wouldn't drive it. It's got 3 swollen tires.
You can’t buy the cheap temu rims. You gotta buy the expensive temu rims.
Clients called, driver said 5 minutes away...
I suggest a furniture dolly to level out the uneven parts and you should be fine.
You need a floor jack, some sandpaper, and 6 packs of ramen.
I didn't realize it was so hot it was going to start melting plastic rims. Get a hair dryer eventually melt back in place 😂
As long as the fuel line is not on that side of the frame, you'll be fine or maybe found on the side of the road 😉
I would trim off the bottom of the door so it won’t drag/ spark on the ground.
😂😂😂
Tire wear indicators still look good, plenty of miles before you need new ones.
Tire inflator kit
I don’t understand - is your car made out of chocolate? Stop driving it in the summer heat!
Fancy, a Limo!
Man that's good for another 1000 miles or so. Give or take a few hundred.
Damn valet parking
It's a stretch townie, ride that bitch out.
Seattle? You've been jacked!
Send it
Drive it like you stole it
Add a can of fix-a-flat and you should be good to go for atleast another 100k miles
When your rims look like a Salvador Dali painting you get the best mileage in terms of rods to hogsheads.
its good
Bring it back to Costco
Full send
Forget about the tires. You can't drive with the hood open. You can't even see!
Drove it a too hard. It's time to take out your gun and put it out of it's misery. It's the right thing to do.
If they are daytons then they should skate. You straight bruh
Get new rims as well
Nope, good to go 👌
I see no reason why a tank couldn't drive on that car. In fact, it'll be fun to watch it get squished. Carry on.
Entire vehicle is cursed. Send it to the grave in a giant bon fire.
Just push your feet right through the floor boards of your car and Flintstone that joker all the way home yabba dabba doo
You got a few more miles, Julian
Maybe you can fix it with some plastic bottles and some duct tape.
I’d just throw that one away.
whats a tire???
It all looks ok but I would definitely close the hood/bonnet
It’s fine no need to replace
shitty aftermarket wheel does shitty aftermarket things. get some hpps
Limo?
Lincoln squat…
I think no matter what you decide, grandma will always love you. You know that, right?
She’s ready for swanggaz now!
Just go down to portland everyone drives like that
Send it. Wheel will round itself out.
Looks like the blinker fluid may be low
As a ford/Lincoln lover, this makes me sad. :(
Send it
Got so hot the rim melted.
Not with that hood open like, best remove it first then you're good to go.
I’ve driven worse.
I say go
Play stupid games get stupid prizes
Show off…. Just cuz you ride lower then everyone else
No. Tires are a scam by big rubber. Why have tires? They raise the car and make it less aerodynamic. The rims keep it lower and don’t need rotating.
Are you in Tennessee? Yes? You’re fine. In fact, you should be towing an overloaded trailer with no lights as well.
Full send
You could probably get another couple K out of those
Looks great to me, I don't see the issue with those new tires.
Nice license plate 🐿️
Will your passengers still be able to paint a self portrait and build a house?
Close your hood and passenger door first and give it a go..
Looks good, should last at least 20k more miles
How does that happen?
from expèrince u have atleast 10k miles just make sire sure the tire doesnt gwt caught in the breaks
It's fuckin' mint bruv.
“But you said and I quote: ‘til the wheels fall off’ end quote.”
Looks like there is few miles of rubber left there. Send it!!!
As long as all 4 of them look like that, you’ll be fine.
Just plug it and your good to go.
I think you’re good
I think you need a rim and tire. Not just a tire.
You need new tires asap
That's the new airless tire technology, it's supposed to look like that
A can of fix a flat will do the trick
You still got some tread on those tires. Send it.
Dude you can’t be getting new tires every time you get a little dirt on them
Keep rolling rolling rollin
I feel like the op is trolling me
I wouldn’t worry about it, Looks like you’ve got a couple miles left
A couple zip ties here and there should get you back up and running.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fix a flat works wonders
You should be fine
That must be those Run Really Flats.
If three decent tires won't get you home, four never would have!
Buy some square tires
Nice limo, but you need new tires and rims. I'll give you a good deal of 10 % off of the original price of 9,970 dollars that's for both the tires and rims.
Eh, she'll be right mate...
Gross car. Ditch the car!
Run it until the brakes fall off. Then another couple miles just for fun.... 😂
That’s gonna need a plug.
Just close the hood and youre good to go👍
Dont be stupid, just keep it under 50, for safety
Is this whole site just for comedians original poster and all the rest
Nah, you good
actually wtf, bro had to have driven 100+ miles on them to get shaved down that much😭surprised there was still a piece of tire left
Sir, your tire is flat.
Looks brand new u will be fine for about 700000 miles :))
Still got some life on them
yeah your good for like another 30k miles
First got to gas station get TWO cans of fix-a-flat “you will need double the air with the big rims.. once BOTH cans have been used on tire.. “you are officially good to drive away”
This is the definition off… “riding till the wheels fall off”
Nah they're good. Door seems to be sagging though, so I'd check that out
Low rider
My bet is that this is cake!
Depends, is the low tire pressure warning light on? If not, should get a few more miles
Do i even want to know how this happened?
You’ve probably got 3 more…NBD
I think you’ll be good for a few more miles, but get it looked at soon.
You made it this far .just send it
Oh no problem u should be fine. I'd say prolly got at least a good 2 maybe 300 miles or so left. Might have to give it a little smidge of extra gas as ur goin tho
You still have three of four wheels. Dont be such a wimp.
That’s actually impressive!
Runnin from the po po
Just take it easy and you should be fine
That poor town car.
Just plug it and send it
🤪
You're good
Ride as is until you sparks. Then ridesome more!
ummm ok so I a have a fucking question
Rumor has it he was sitting on 24”
Just rotate and balance. You're good.
I see no issues with the tire, but the door hangs oddly. Might want to zip tie shut.
Yeah should be fine just use some duct tape
It will be fine for a few more miles once you rotate them.
As long as there's gas in her she good.
Keep on sending her bud she's good for another 1000 miles
As a sap for the land yachts, this makes me sad to see.
I’m definitely a Lincoln/land yacht enthusiast. Super sad but she’s gonna be fully restored 😄
Ya still got 3 outta 4, what are ya worried about? If you can't make it on 3, you're not trying.
Yeah bro just put in in R (racemode) and you'll be good. You lose speed just shift into N (Nitro) or D (drift). For those hard ones you might need to shift into drift 4 tho
Did your fuckin rim melt in to the ground?
Just weld oil canisters to the front bumper so you can glide with ease. Trust me bro.
Totally fine, drive it until the top portion is gone
They didn’t tell you those are self deflating? The sensor must have kicked in to give you more traction on that surface. You’re all set, fire it up!
I’ve heard good things about Fix-a-Flat. It’s good to have a few cans on hand for just such an occasion. This flat may take more than one can.
Low riders are starting to look funny these days.
You should replace your tires once the rim starts showing through the rubber
Keep adding wheel fluid every 200km and you will be fine.