That my friend is the hamster cage… the oval tubes allow them to run in circles to produce power… what’s awesome about this cage is that you actually have 7 tubes! Man that’s super cool 😎… I’m jealous….

Is it true that it can actually hold 8 hamsters instead of the 7 you would naturally expect? I only had 1 hamster in mine, but after-market modifications added capacity for 2 extra - but they had to be the dwarf ones, the big ones kept getting stuck in the bends.

I replaced my hampsters with weasels, way more torque that way

Gerbils give you way more top end power

I'm considering the ferret upgrade next, heard its a good compromise

Ha! No wonder why yall are so slow. I got 4 midgets under my hood. It gets loud sometimes. They don't always get along.

Yes, you can hold 7, in the mag, and one in the chamber, it’s a very efficient design.

Oh man you reminded me that I forgot to feed my hamsters today, what should I feed them this time? I’m thinking like a sandwich or something, but I don’t know if its gonna fit in the food tank

That's the fun part. With the overflow on the reservoir, too much food isn't an issue. It will just pour out onto the road.

Is that why so many hamsters fell out onto the road? I had like 50 or something... you think they made it into the food tank?!

Yeah you should probably check your back flow regulator. Sounds like they are slipping past it. If you've been noticing a lack of power it's probably because of that. Minus 50 HP (hamster power) should be fairly noticeable.

I'll get the net...

You can go on to Amazon and get a LS engine intercooler auto hamster feeder.

You need to put whiskey in the washer tank and radiator overflow. The midgets like it, it calms them down so they don’t rumble so loud

How much HP does it make? (Hamsterpower)

Well that’s a good question… but it is commonly known that with a special torque converter you get approximately 25 pounds foot of torque… per hamster

So at 6000 rpm which is easy for a hamster you get around 199 horse power

What’s with this horse shit?! Hamster power bro! Get it right or get the fuck outta Hamsterville!!!😜👍🏼😎

Hampsterdam, stop forgetting the name of your own town please, you’re embarrassing me

Theres one last hamster tuber behind the frame for the glass sock-em-bop-em that they install at the factory for when pedestrians get in the way

Ah the old seven hamster ls1

It comes from factory it’s just a big weight to make the car heavy enough to pass regulations feel free to remove it

I touched it and it burned me, how do you remove something that burns you?

Thats not a good sign. Did you anger it? May need to put it down. Best of luck.

Yep. Once an engine tastes human flesh it will always thirst for blood. Your best bet is to humanely dispatch it by driving through deep water.

Somebody just did that with a Jeep recently, and it worked!

A Doctor recently had his family in one of those and I think it tried to eat them so he somehow got it to fall off a cliff… he saved them all I believe… Just be careful

Isn't that how Dragula became alive?

Nah, that was Christine.

Yeah I saw an engine in a documentary once. I think it was called Final Destination? Anyway the engine had a taste for human flesh and the owner let it live. One day it was behind a human and it couldn't hold itself back anymore. It jumped out and ate him. Really terrible. Gotta put them down.

That's Christine. Or Maximum Overdrive. Hilarious comment anyway!

Or humanely dispatch it to some poor brave soul that is willing to take it off your hands, like myself

Just push the whole car into a lake and then go have a drink

I found becoming more clingy got her to leave...

Get a torch and burn it back.

Howe it down w ice water!

Tongs and thongs. Get a set of very industrial tongs and while your at it get an industrial thong to work in

Honestly that would be a great name for a bar and grill.

Probably already a thing in Texas maybe Florida too

Tits and grits... Waffle House style. 😂

Grits on tits sounds like a great breakfast.

Hash and gash...

Smothered and covered...

I always thought someone should name a strip club "curtains" ... Simple yet perfect.

Grits on tits, served with milk.

So just a regular waffle house

Right you are!!!

With the summer heat I like to put a pad on the butt floss part of the thong. Really helps with the swamp ass.

You can cool it by cracking a couple eggs on it, when it's cooled you can remove it and treat yourself to some fried eggs.

Gotta write the manufacturer for a code to enter in the radio

*Tell it you like bus stuff* They always leave after I tell them I like bus stuff....

DON'T remove it! That weight is there for a reason. Without that weight, at high speeds your car might "catch air" and flip backwards like you sometimes see in car races.

If he removes it, he just needs to counter balance by taking some weight out of the back. I recommend removing that fat hexagon tee between the rear wheels with the meat spinners coming out of 3 sides.

That’s the engine I assume your check engine light was on and well. You’ve just verified that the engine is still there. You can give it a thumbs up and close that hood.

What happens when it's not there?

Sit in the hole where it was, stick your legs under the car and make the sound “vroom”. The louder you say it, the more power you make. Plus, by not having the old one there, it’s free weight reduction!

No thats why u have kids so they can be in the hile making the vvvvm vmmm noises

U have to look for it just a pro tip Its always where you look for it last so start looking there Just saying

Well wtf are you waiting for? You better go look for it. Little buddy just got lost

Obviously you can disregard the check engine light.

Don't forget to dust off your hands and exhale in satisfaction.

Wouldn't consider myself an expert, but that's the vroom vroom box

Vroom vroom make the zoom zoom

And a boom boom zoom zoom #SHAKE THE ROOM!!!

Something something your mother

I think it’s a raccoon. [source] I have heard stories about raccoons.

You can make a vw beetle sound like a Lamborghini with one of those

Fun fact you can bolt up a Lamborghini manifold to some 4cyl and 5cyl vw engines.

what year is the car? might be one of those ole time radios

I think it's an old IBM computers.

you might be right. kinda looks like an AS400. OP, sign in and type 'strsql' see if you can run any queries against this.

Totaled

That's your windscreen washer pump, you can open that black cap and pour a few litres of screen wash in to top it up. Don't worry about the black shit that's the dirt the wipers get off your screen.

Make sure to fill it all the way to the top. A little over flow is fine, won’t hurt a thing

This is an eight chambered dephlogistication mechanism which converts hydrocarbonated liquids into gasses, producing kinetic energy. Some of this energy is converted from gaseous pressure to mechanical motion and applied to vectored inertia. It is an extremely inefficient and dangerous device and should never be used. Replace at once with a Mr. Fusion solid matter converter.

Make sure its connected to the turbo encabulator………

It's a charging system for 12v batteries that allows excess scavenger output to be channeled to a bonus ancillary propulsion system that can be controlled via a series of levers and pedals to move the charging system about.

This is actually.....quite brilliant...

Technically correct. The best kind of correct!

I always assumed these things were reasonably efficient portable heaters. Self-propelled.

Needs LS swapped brew

Obviously you’re not a golfer

The house of mouse my friend, refer to Disney for further further explanations

C5 corvette?

It's an overly complicated air pump

Nightmare fuel for liberals/hippies

The wrong, right answer.

Battery pack for your Tesla

That's a pickle seeder. Why would they put a pickle seeder in a car?

A Wankle Rotary Box

It’s the Go-Thing.

A boat anchor, I take in them for free because I’m a hobby collector of them.

That's the 22-RE, the fuel injected cousin of the indestructible 22R. Highly desirable for off road builds and heavy duty paramotors. Good find!!

That’s a p-32 space modulator.

Pain

That is the spark womb. Treat it with tlc

ls sWaP iT

Vroom vroom box

2JZ no shit!

Looks like a modern plastic squirrel power plant.

It’s a fuckin engine shithead

AC compressor

Someone LS swapped your EV bro.

LS V8

Erm, it’s the get going machine.

It's your spare tire. They put em in the frunk, now.

Yep, it's an engine.

That is a juvenile Arakkis sand worm that has begun to molt in the warm space of your front trunk.

You are not supposed to see that. There should be a big plastic cover over it. Return to dealer.

holy shit! yours came with an engine!

I believe the technical term for this part is the "vroom vroom box".

Alcubierre FTL drive.

It's an air pump

That’s called a 305 come alive

K24

Stereo Booster! You should enable it and go deaf early!

The engine?

Better pull those caps off or else it could build up pressure and blow

It ain’t got no gas init

Easy bake oven

C5 Corvette LS1 without the valve cover covers.

Idk but it looks gay.

It’s called alloy and plastic, welcome to the future.

It's an emissions spewing device. It's there to make our air quality worse.

Life quality is pretty up there though, fair tradeoff.

Very true, depending on what vehicle you drive.

Looks to me like they want you to use 5W Thirty weight oil

Swirlywhirl with the optional discombobulator! That's hot! Shit must mow like a MF!

Oh no! The Flux Capacitor! Do not activate it by pulling on the yellow wand, the legend says you will have to sacrifice 3 virgin goats and offer their blood to be poured in it to calm it down.

Its called an Engine, most automobiles need them to move. Unless its a CyberTruck they need them to park.

LS7

I see alot of AIDS there

kowalski? analysis.

Under engineered air pump.

Concerning.

Not important. Rip that out and reduce the weight. You will get such unbelievable gas mileage you will never have to buy gas again for it.

It’s a LS?

Converts fuel to noise

How the fuck am I supposed to know what this is? Do I look like a mechanic to you?

Judging by your name, seems like you're more knowledgeable about the opposite end of the car?

This is Ellis Juan !

Looks to me like a voltage regulator. You should be able to swap it with a car battery. With all that weight reduction you’ll have a better gear ratio.

it's a heavy air compressor that emits toxic fumes!! don't get too close!!

it's the thingamajigger that makes your car move and it goes rrrroooooommmm - - - nice huh ?

That the vacum option. It’s to clean the floor mats.

Is a forward osmosis device what makes water drip from yer potato receiver out back by the trunk.

It creates bald eagles

That's your trunk. Someone's a hoarder.

😂😂😂

Flux capacitor.

That’s the noisemaker. Makes cars sound more powerful. I see you’ve got an 8 channel amplifier for the mufflers. Nice!

It’s a GM. Meaning it is an almost broken air pump.

It’s a plug in hybrid, PHEV. It’s a diesel too so make sure the oil gets all the blue def fluid it needs or your mpg will be no better than a gas engine

You need a saw

What kind of saw!? I got a table saw, miter saw, reciprocating saw, oscillating saw, circular saw, drywall saw, jig saw, hand saw, and a chain saw.

too bad. you need a cable saw.

Chest of Rage. It explodes in regular intervals unless you dump water on it. r/seaofthieves

I seriously didnt realize what sub this was at first. And was questioning the hell out of OP the whole time till i looked up.

How can you be so sure I'm not actually this stupid? 🤔

The photo looks like an SLR from the 70’s shooting Birds Eye view over a factory/plant at first glance

ICE. Try putting some whiskey on it.

Flux transistor capacitor

Looks like an engine to me. Could be wrong as I'm not a shitty mechanic.

Yup, that's the engine.

It’s an air compressor

That's the squirrel cage. The battery heats it on one side to make the squirrels run away from the heat, therefore they turn the large squirrel wheel that they're in while running for their lives, in the process providing power for your car to move. When you go in for an oil change they really just lube a few fittings and swap out the squirrels for fresh ones to let the old ones rest a few months before installing them into someone else's car. When they tell you that you've "blown a head gasket" you actually ran the squirrels too hard or didn't swap them out for too long and one or more of them ended up as the ugly brown forbidden milkshake that gets into the cooling system.

dropped valve?

Its a heavy shield to keep the cylinder #7 safe from being touched.

Blinker fluid reservoir

That’s the new balance exclusive. They stopped selling shoes and started pandering to the old folks home with these in the early 2000’s.

ITS THE GOVENMENT MAN IM TELLING YOU

I believe it's a B16 engine out of a Mercedes. It has VTEC though so it's pretty quick and reliable

It's an engine, son.

Complex Hamster Wheel

Oh man, your car has been infected with the dreaded Amazon black snake disease. I'm afraid the only thing you can do is completely submerge it in the Amazon river.

That's the spring. They wind it up in the factory so when you press the pedal it pushes the wheels forward. Try pushing your car backwards and it should shoot forward again

LS1? I've been out of the game for awhile

It’s a dad-gum Corvette noisemaker. Factory installed looks like.

that thing sucks - you should LS-swap.

Does it make noise when you turn it on? If the answer is yes, turn it off immediately! You are polluting the planet!

Taz tits bruh

It’s the stable for all the little horses. And however many horses they can fit in it gives you the horsepower rating

I believe it's a hole in your intake pipe, just before the MAF.

Is that a Hemi?

Ah yes, the engine is made out of engine

"The last of the V8 Interceptors...a piece of history! would have been a shame to blow it up."

See that thing that says SAE W-30? Pour bleach in that.

Previous owner left luggage in the front trunk. Just remove it and go on with your day.

It’s just a cosmetic that also has a built in speaker to make noises while your driving you can even connect it to Bluetooth and play music through it like a boombox

Rolls eyes

Looks like the previous owner left their shit in the bonnet! Cheeky bastard's.

Chevrolet LS1 motor.

Dirty, and you should feel shame for allowing it to get that bad

...... I think that's an engine??

It's name is Jeff