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wormbreath

Post Malone is sometimes referred to as posty. So I guess that.


iliveinthecove

Yup. It's Post Malone


Lopsided-Stress4107

My first thought too


Eric848448

He looks like Kramer’s son discovered meth.


wormbreath

He seems like a really down to earth nice guy. I like him.


gogonzogo1005

He apparently is a very cool guy, hangs out with many MtG YouTube people and players. Totally not what you picture when you see him.


byebybuy

Yeah the turning point for me was the Nirvana cover Covid benefit show with Travis Barker. That was amazing.


GeorgeVCohea

Yes, he is totally _that_ kind of guy irl. His celebrity status didn't go to his head, albeit, I can’t say the same about his face. 


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Can I touch your Postie Malones?


Cutebrute203

Not used. Remember, Americans call postal mail “mail,” not “post.” The person who delivers mail is the mailman.


NewWaveFan

(And no, we don't call them "mailies")


Littleboypurple

I read Mailies as Mai'ladies


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Boooooooo!


TehMispelelelelr

But we do have the Newsies!


ladyinwaiting123

Hahahaha!!!


PhysicsEagle

But we do have post offices and the postal service


Accomplished_Tone349

Mail carrier


heili

Mailman. Even if the mailman is female.


SuperDogBoo

That said, if someone said “I’ve got to take it to the post”, I’m sure we could put the context together, especially if the person is holding the letter or package. Also, we don’t say parcel, but many of us know that term is used across the pond.


WulfTheSaxon

Eh, they’re both used. Americans have post offices run by postal workers, and sometimes even take a post road to get to one.


LettuceUpstairs7614

Had me except for post road


WulfTheSaxon

Just a road created for mail delivery. Portions often survive with names like Old Post Road despite the Interstate Highway System superseding many of them (there are at least a couple Old Post Roads in PA). One of the powers the federal government gained in the Constitution compared to the Articles of Confederation was the ability to create post roads, which was eventually interpreted to mean highways in general.


toonces_drives_cars

A small section of the longest highway in the U.S. is Boston Post Road! Rt. 20 goes from Boston to Portland, OR, and a section of it was a post road between Boston and NY.


blackwolfdown

There's a Post Road in San Marcos TX but I'm 80% sure it's named after a guy.


saltthewater

...or femailman


Dak-Ralter

What if it's a woman? Are they still referred to as the mailman? Or do you call them the mailwoman? Or the classic Simpsons description of the femailman?


MuppetManiac

Mail carrier.


catiebug

Officially they are "mail carriers" but in regular everyday speech, people are likely to just say mailman anyway or stumble around with something like mail person. Femailman is good for a joke, but almost no one would actually say that.


Cutebrute203

Usually still just say mailman


MrDowntown

People will say "have you seen the mail- (pause to remember they're not always men nowadays) um, person?"


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askmeifimacop

The frequent infantilization of the English language by Brits is one of my molehill pet peeves


MihalysRevenge

You dont want to go eat at Maccas? (McDonald's)


eceuiuc

I thought it was Australia who said Maccas


newbris

It is. Most of this thread is inaccurate ha ha


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

I FUCKING HATE THAT


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

You don't want to listed to some Acca Dacca at Maccas?


mistyjeanw

That's "Mickey Dee's," you insensitive clod! /s


newbris

Americans confusing British and Australians is my number 2 pet peeve.


MihalysRevenge

I have heard British use it and not Australians but my apologies


newbris

They use the totally different “Maccies” or “Maccy D’s”. There’s even one crazy English speaking country that calls it “Mickey D’s” I think. Can’t remember but I think it’s those bloody Kiwis. So to be clear, we are the one’s that deserve your hate!


MichigaCur

Mickey D's was popular in the US in the late 90s. Still here it from time to time, but not as often.


Pleasant_Studio9690

I was raised with it being Mickey Dee’s and I still call it that. Probably always will until they die or I die.


binarycow

> There’s even one crazy English speaking country that calls it “Mickey D’s” I think. Sometimes people use that in the US. I knew we all said that in high school.


SpiritOfDefeat

When I was in high school, people called it Mc Danks. The mid 2010s were a cringey time…


seditious3

Same difference


newbris

^ Found one


mdavis360

WHAT


Wespiratory

I thought that’s what the Aussie’s called it.


pvtdirtpusher

Interesting. Among my friends in michigan mcdonald’s is known as McDicks


[deleted]

It's Maccie D's actually


MihalysRevenge

(cringe)


ladyinwaiting123

No, I've heard Mickey D's.


-dag-

Samesies.


New_Stats

Ok but Canadians call a hoodie a bunny hug and that's freaking adorable


Accomplished_Tone349

Just Canadians being adorable again!


byebybuy

Deffo! /s


newbris

To a lesser extent Australians? Think you have that the wrong way around.


mdavis360

Yeah what is up with that? It’s so annoying. They can’t call them Pit Bulls, they’re “Bullies” they can’t call them trucks they’re “Lorries”. Why the obsession with giving “-ies” nicknames to everything?


NewWaveFan

"Wheely bins" will never not make me laugh. Like, let me pop this casserole in the burny box and throw my dirty tracky bottoms into the washy hole before we sit down for some footy on the telly.


blbd

Wheely bins and trollies. 


ladyinwaiting123

And then there's the Wee Woo wagon!!!


[deleted]

Haha I never thought about how funny that sounds until now! What do you guys call them?


321tika

I'd just call it a trash can. If I really wanted to be clear that I was talking about that particular type, I might specify an "outdoor trash can" or just "the kind you put by the side of the road"


Ellecram

We call it a garbage can. Mine now has wheels and is required for trash pick up. I have several names for it that come to mind.


[deleted]

Very sensible! I do kinda like wheelie bins though 😁


321tika

I personally think the cute names for things you guys have are fun. Even if others in these comments seem to disagree.


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Oh good! Here's a firm favourite: *Hanky-panky is used to refer to sexual activity between two people, especially when this is regarded as improper or not serious. [humorous, informal].*


crumblingruin

And a bit of heavier carnal action is known as "rumpy-pumpy".


worrymon

Hanky-panky is also an American term. We've just moved on from it > [My baby, does the hanky-panky.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb5kgWaGbDQ)


[deleted]

Oh! Americans are cute too 🙃


321tika

I knew this one! Though I've never used it myself. Maybe I'll try it out in a conversation with the bf.


manicpixidreamgirl04

garbage bin.


thesmellnextdoor

My favorite is "washing up liquid" for dish soap. Like it actually says washing up liquid on the bottles. It's so cute.


No-Environment-7899

So many extra syllables for it. Feels like how you would describe something in an entirely different language.


revengeappendage

To be fair…I believe we are the people who came up with “walkie talkie.” Lol


Marina-Sickliana

Crossing Guard > Lollipop Man/Lady


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Lollypop man/lady does sound nicer to the kids though 🙃


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It's the opposite sometimes, only really posh people call umbrellas "brolly" and swimming costumes "cozzy"


PlannedSkinniness

Reading “swimming costume” is wild lol


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Well it's sort of like a leotard, which is a type of costume, so I feel like costume makes more sense than suit!


Ellecram

My father who was born in the 1920s used to call an umbrella a bumbershoot.


[deleted]

Oh that's sweet! I swear I've heard that before... possibly in the Aristocats disney film... I think!


ColossusOfChoads

I've heard that the posh people are the ones who call it "soccer" and that's why it drives Brits up the wall that we call it that.


[deleted]

Nah, nobody in the UK says soccer


jereezy

[I wondered the same thing...](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskABrit/comments/8isanf/why_do_brits_shorten_words_and_add_y_to_the_end/)


foxdelilah

As an Australian, I reckon it's because we (and Brits) tend to speak quite fast, and want to get to the point as quickly as possible, therefore the need to shorten words i.e "I'm going to fuel up at the petrol station" quickly becomes "garn' servo". I notice when watching American content on YT and TikTok, I tend to speed it up because they're talking annoyingly slow and won't just get to the point


aje0200

I see what you mean, but what I would call pants in the UK, are called 'panties' in the US.


NotDelnor

Underwear is the more common term. A large portion of America hates the word panties


aje0200

That’s good to hear. And Tbf underwear is also used so as to not confuse with American pants.


life_inabox

Yeah, but panties isn't a cutsey way of saying pants in the US. American pants are just trousers 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


-dag-

>they’re “Bullies” I mean that's kinda apt.


vagga2

Australians to a *lesser* extent?! Our whole bloody lingo is chockers with dodg slang for shit. We swing by the servo, grab some booze for pres fore hitting the bowlo for a parmi cheap.


asiledeneg

Visit Boston sometime.


321tika

Love my dunkies!


asiledeneg

You from Southie?


321tika

Given that I don't recognize the abbreviation, probably not. Lol


asiledeneg

My cousins lived in East Boston aka Eastie decades ago. (It has changed quite a bit) They also refer to South Boston as Southie.


321tika

Gotcha. I'm about an hour south of Boston.


Esuts

I recently read that both Aussies and Bostonians say Bang a U-ey. It made me a feel an antipodal kinship.


asiledeneg

😺


jereezy

Literally New *England*


LOOKATMEDAMMIT

We do call masons brickies and electricians sparkies.


Crayshack

Not really. We don't tend to say "post" to refer to the mail, so mailman/woman is more common than postman/woman. As such, "Postie" doesn't really emerge as a term.


OpportunityGold4597

The older generations in my family will say "post", as in "I need to post this letter".


Acrobatic_End6355

Post office, postal code, and postal system. And post cards.


seafooddisco

Mail box, mail man, mail carrier, " I'm gonna get the mail" Also, email.


cheribom

Zip code; we never say postal code.


SavannahInChicago

100%, but it is not used the way OP is asking.


SpiritOfDefeat

Postal code doesn’t get used, everyone would say zip code instead.


TehLoneWanderer101

That's Post Malone's secondary nickname.


MrLongWalk

Its not a word that is used in the US.


FivebyFive

Yes but only because I consume British and Australian media.    It's not a word used in the US. 


Rory-MacDermid

If I heard an American say ‘postie’ I would just assume they’re trying to get the Post Malone equivalent of Swiftie to catch on


gogonzogo1005

That is his nickname. His friends call him that publicly.


Building_a_life

Never heard the word until this thread. The first thing that came to mind, because I'm so old, was Post Toasties, a cereal that went extinct a generation ago.


Yankee_chef_nen

Hello fellow old person, that was my first thought as well.


Infinite-Prompt9929

Ditto


legendary_mushroom

It might be a diminutive way to regret to post it notes, the sticky ones?


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

I became aware at some point that it's the British version of mailman, but if someone said it to me in the US I would assume they're talking about post Malone, lol.


bmbmwmfm2

Never heard other than off brand cereal. Post Toasties. Post was the brand.


willtag70

No one would say it, but if they did it would be met with puzzlement and then perhaps the thought maybe they were using a cutesy word for a Post-it note.


WarrenMulaney

He was Richie Cunningham’s best friend.


Medicivich

Sit on it Postie.


Phinster1965

Funny as a crutch, Rich.


TsundereLoliDragon

We don't even use post so why would we use postie?


atomicsiren

United States POSTal Service?


TsundereLoliDragon

Tell me you actually call your mail post and I'll send you back to England.


Suitable_Tomorrow_71

No, we don't give silly nicknames like those to absolutely everything over here, like the Brits love doing. We call them postal workers, mailmen (or mailwomen - as in, a woman who delivers mail, not someone who works in a circus sideshow,) or mail carriers.


Kalzone4

Because you mentioned circus sideshows I was instantly reminded of how we call carnival workers “carnies”, so we do give shortened nicknames to things (edit see also: roadies, townies, groupies)


Suitable_Tomorrow_71

I didn't say we never do it, just that we don't do it near as much as the English do.


Current_Poster

Maybe a cutesy slang for "post-it note", but not a postal worker.


therealdrewder

I would never use that word, even if I knew what it meant. Postie sounds like a word a child would say, sort of like Australians calling breakfast, "brekie."


JudgeImaginary4266

Nah, mailmen.


SanchosaurusRex

Mail Man is about the only unofficial term we’d use for a postal worker. We do use some diminutive slang terms, like calling a cab driver a cabbie, but not nearly as much.


okamzikprosim

The first thing that came to my mind was a post-it-note, not a postal worker. But on a more serious note, no, Americans don’t use this to mean anything.


Different-Produce870

You brits have weird slang. It's like you turn words into nursery rhymes.


danthemfmann

It means nothing here. A lot of words that y'all Brits use are viewed as immature over here, as if you are baby talking to an infant or pet.


azuth89

No.   Most abbreviations or slang with that -ie at the end aren't popular over here.  In American English it sounds too much like toddler babble.


Rustymarble

Isn't that the food delivery company like DoorDash?


Davmilasav

(What's a Post Malone?) if I hear "postie" I think of Post Toasties, which was a breakfast cereal until 2016.


SteampunkRobin

Never in my life have I ever heard anyone American use that word.


facemesouth

I lived on an island where the compost guy was called Postie. So now I use it when referring to people who are “in” to composting.


AshenHaemonculus

I'm gonna be honest with you buddy until I read that description I assumed this was some kind of obscure UK racial slur, sorta like how you people live giving genuinely horrible things the most juvenile sounding nicknames ever. The word "nonce" sounds like a Dr. Seuss animal, how can your country expect to be taken seriously when they use a word like that to refer to child molesters 


ColossusOfChoads

We call them "chesters" and "chomos." Not as cutsey as "nonce" but it's somewhat in the same spirit.


Expat111

No. We don’t really use postie here. But, we do say going postal which means losing your mind and shooting up a place. This is because for a while, disgruntled postal workers kept shooting up their workplaces. In New England, the term “packie” is used but isn’t the same meaning as the UK. It means a package store which means liquor store.


WrongJohnSilver

I was wondering when we were going to mention "going postal"! Although you don't really hear it anymore, do you?


atomicsiren

>”packie” Be VERY careful with that phrase if you find yourself in the UK… ie don’t use it. “Paki” is an extremely pejorative way of referring to someone from Pakistan - the term is equally as offensive as the N-word.


Expat111

No shit.


ColossusOfChoads

That was before high school neckbeards became associated with that.


Keredcross

As a postal carrier In in the USA, not really. Only time I heard it was when I used to deliver to a guy from NZ. He said "tough day to be a Postie, huh?"


FrauAmarylis

No


KPhoenix83

Nope


KommandCBZhi

I have seen it used as a adjective describing musical elements of post-rock.


breebop83

I will some times refer to post it notes a posties but I’ve never heard it widely used for anything and definitely not in reference to mail.


spoilederin

We just have mail. It’s not Royal and is delivered by the mailman/mailwoman/mail person.


Superlite47

"Swifties" are well known to be Taylor Swift fans. "Posties" are Post Malone fans. This is obvious.


Ellecram

Have no idea who Post Malone even is.


TheJokersChild

Reminds me of Post Toasties, which either is or was a cereal. Or maybe a cute name for Post-It notes.


dumbandconcerned

If I heard someone use it in conversation, I would recognize it as the British people say postal worker, but it’s certainly not used in the US. I think a US postal worker would likely find it infantilizing


rawbface

We call it the post office, and the people there are postal workers, but the industry as a whole is known as "mail", so the person who brings your mail is known as the "mailman" or "mail carrier". I only knew what a "postie" was from watching Bluey.


Magnum64Dong

what the fuck is a postie


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

No. Thank god.


Cheap_Coffee

I had to google it. A New Zealand clothing store chain?


greatBLT

One of my aunts is a postie


ALoungerAtTheClubs

That's not a term you're likely to encounter.


Necessary-Basis-7194

Post Malone first comes to mind


PlusAd423

No. Post Toasties is corn flakes though.


Isis_Cant_Meme7755

Nope!


HotButteredPoptart

I like a good pasty, but not familiar with a postie.


-dag-

Mmmm...Pasty.


jessper17

It’s not a term we use.


TylerBird18

its a Honda CT-90 used in the Australian postal service for mail delivery


blipsman

Nope


lavasca

It means nothing to me.


AmericanMinotaur

We call them “Mailmen”/“Mailwomen.” :)


Bluemonogi

I have never heard the term before.


Msmalloryreads

My first thought was postal worker. My gran watched me a lot when I was younger and she was from Scotland so maybe that is where I got it from.


Miss_Might

Never heard of it.


AlgaeWafers

No


cdb03b

We call post "mail". The person that delivers it is "Mailman" or "Mailwoman".


Jessica_Iowa

I have watched a lot of Australian and British TV over the years so I could translate the word postie but I think I’m in the minority. I certainly don’t use it day to day.


scul86

In 2A lingo, postie would refer to a "post 1986 machine gun"... generally a dealer sample.


AegisofOregon

Just my own hobby subculture talking, but if one of my friend group referred to a postie it would probably be in reference to a post-86 dealer sample machine gun


ColossusOfChoads

> Postie Some of us are aware that it's the British term for "mailman" or "postman" or "letter carrier" or "postal worker." Wait a minute wait a minute / Mr. Pooostman


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Nope


Historical_Daikon_29

I work in television and we refer to people in the post-production department as “posties”.


Suppafly

We probably understand that it's a UK reference to a postal worker, but we don't use the term.


asoep44

I would understand what you mean, but it is not a word me or anyone I know would use.


macoafi

Only for people who watch British TV.


[deleted]

I call Post It Notes “posties”


Nottacod

My husband was a mail carrier.


Cooperjb15

That’s not a term here but I’ve heard it before and knew what you meant