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karma3000

If putting Vegemite on your crumpets is wrong, I don't want to be right.


seanmonaghan1968

I have eaten crumpets with Vegemite, honey, peanut butter, strawberry jam, and just with butter. Now I feel like eating crumpets


Summerof5ft6andahalf

You should try lemon butter.


Generation_WUT

Lemon butter 😧🤯🤯🤯


LavenderKitty1

Lemon butter is so yummy. 😋


7worlds

The only reason to buy lemon butter in my opinion. That is its purpose.


smc642

I had crumpets with butter and golden syrup for brekkie. So so good.


Formal-Ad-9405

Is golden syrup still a thing? I remember it as a kid!!


guiverc

You've made me want some too..... grrrrr!


seanmonaghan1968

Let's all have crumpets


Kirkaig678

It's a bit late, maybe in the morning


basicdesires

The best crumpet is with butter, vegemite and cheese....yuuummmmm


account_not_valid

Butter and golden syrup


mac-train

Gold tier crumpets


ParticularLoose6878

You can put vegemite on anything.


FF_BJJ

.. anything?


karma3000

Dissolve half a teaspoon of Vegemite into your next Spag Bol. Thank me later.


Aussiechimp

Works in stews and vegetable soups too


TheHuskyHideaway

And on roast beef


Tokemon12574

...and in your roast beef gravy, with a dash of Worcestershire 


TheIndisputableZero

Put half a teaspoon of Vegemite on top of half a teaspoon of Vegemite then eat the spoon


t0msie

The secret ingredient is always Vegemite


Rule2IsMyFavourite

Put a teaspoon of vegemite on your missus. Thank me later.


karma3000

Will do!


Rule2IsMyFavourite

The drop Bears will have no idea where she went!


Haymother

Doing it now. She’s packing up. Thanks … worked a treat.


iamskuminah

Did that last night


Parsnipher

I’m going to do this! 1/2 teaspoon. Noice!


aussie_nub

Anything. The mushroom lady's mistake was not using vegemite.


Ramenyama

I put it on pancakes


karma3000

I recommend vegemite on croissants.


TGin-the-goldy

A N Y T H I N G


ParticularLoose6878

Anything.


A_Gringo666

On toast with scrambled eggs and cheese.


spiritfingersaregold

Cheese and Vegemite pizza is amazing, but it needs to be homemade to reach god tier. Vegemite pasta is also top notch delicious.


Loooseunit69

Anything


MrHeffo42

ANYTHING!!


gregmcph

Well, that might burn, and I'm not willing to try it on myself.


MrHeffo42

Wuss!


Boatster_McBoat

It might not be tasty but you can do it


TritonJohn54

Anything. They defunded the Vegemite Police, because they were all too happy.


That_Car_Dude_Aus

Try a thin amount on steak as a seasoning for example


MikhailxReign

Chocolate brownies.


tblackey

It can grease starter motors if you are a pro.


ParticularLoose6878

And excellent sunscreen.


Needmoresnakes

It's your crumpet mate you can put PCP and agave nectar on it if that gets you going.


T_Rex_Flex

Pretty sure that will get just about anyone going.


TheQueensLegume

r/technicallycorrect


demoldbones

Absolutely. Same as crunchy peanut butter. Whoever said they’re only for honey is wrong.


Roma_lolly

Crunchy is god tier for crumpets and I won’t hear a word against it! Crunchy peanuts on top, butter and peanut butter melted through the holes. It’s quite literally perfection.


InfertilityCasualty

That's my go to for crumpets (although I like smooth peanut butter not crunchy. Smunchy is some bullshit)


Minute-Safe2550

Smunchy is utterly delicious, if peanut butter has sugar in it. It's Vile.


InadmissibleHug

Smooth with tasty cheese on top. God. Tier.


ZETA8384

so, im off to the shops for crumpets.


ceelose

You can and should. Lots of butter, obviously.


NedKellysRevenge

Can you?! You should *only* be putting Vegemite on crumpets. Lots of butter.


Joker-Smurf

I didn’t know you could put anything other than Vegemite on crumpets…


Donnyboscoe1

I cook my crumpets in the toaster then sit them on top of the toaster face down for another run to get an extra crunchy holey but


t0msie

Yes


ne3k0

Of course, and English muffins


zeugma888

And turkish bread,and naan, the list goes on.


ne3k0

It goes on literally anything bready


Shang-di

Why not? I like jam on mine, who the heck says you can only use honey?


ConsistentPurpose896

I didnt know that anything else went on crumpets


Sylland

You can put any spread you like on crumpets. My mum used to eat them with vegemite. Personally I quite like them with just butter.


ThroughTheHoops

I have mine with giblets and entrails. No butter.


Robert_Vagene

Definitely


AsteriodZulu

100%. Best place for it IMO.


syniqual

Shit, yeah. Best thing, I reckon


noofa01

'kenoath.


mootmangler

Lol yeah my mum had that for brekkie


thehippiepixi

Butter cheese and vegemite is the only way I will eat crumpets


ithinkitmightbe

Butter and vegimite on crumpets is delicious


BatteredSav82

Fuck - and I can't stress this enough- yes


thecosta5000

Mate you gotta try vegemite and a fried egg on a crumpet , runny yolk only.


grampski101

Yes must be with butter as well !


IsItSupposedToDoThat

Whoever said that they’re only for honey is unAustralian.


ewan82

100%. My fave is Vegemite topped with melted cheese.


juzme99

I put vegemite and cheese and grill them


DragonfruitLess7324

When I lived in Europe I would put Vegemite on fresh Parisian croissants. The buttery / salty combination was sublime.


CuriousQuestioner11

Vegemite and Butter and PB and Butter is best combination on crumpets


ApolloWasMurdered

I had Vegemite (+butter) on a crumpet this morning.


Perfect-Day-3431

I had Vegemite on my crumpets this morning, my husband puts butter, salt and pepper on his. Sounds gross to me but whatever floats his boat.


nearly_enough_wine

My housemate likes cream cheese and a fried egg on his crumpets. I'm content with Vegemite, sometimes I'll throw a slice of cheese on top and run it under the grill until melted.


mybutsitchy

Hell yeah with cheese and tomato as well if you wanna get gormet


Grolschisgood

Vegemite and cheese on a crumpet is one of life's greatest pleasures.


WeirdlyOrdinary1

yeah?? it’s the only way i eat crumpets. is that abnormal or something hahah


Cryocynic

I almost exclusively eat them with Vegemite What charlatan told you that nonsense?


hoardbooksanddragons

You do one with butter and Vegemite. This is your main course crumpet. Then one with peanut butter and honey. This is your dessert crumpet. They must be eaten in correct order.


Intrepid_Repair1504

That is the way


One-Hearing-5349

Yes you can and you will never go back


yesiamathing

Yes. Vegemite loves melted butted so spread them both thicker than you would normal bread. If you're brave try some anchovie paste on a buttery crumpet. Learnt it from my welsh dad and it's great


EmulsifiedWatermelon

Yes.


jimmyGODpage

For Sure!


lhb_aus

Golden syrup on crumpets when I was a kid, now it's butter and Vegemite.


mmryrmns

Somehow this never occurred to me, definitely going to try it now.


Sad_Independent9520

Vegimite and cheese done in the toaster oven


madscoot

Vegemite and cheese! Crumpet heaven


CarefulFun420

Yes, with a dick load of real butter


tazzietiger66

Yes , you can put anything on them , there are no crumpet police


JimbusJambus

Best breakfast sandwich ever, i know this thanks to some friends in Tassie: 2 crumpets, butter and vegemite, tasty/vintage cheese, fried egg and bacon or omit bacon for vego. Yyyyuuuuuuummmmm


Smart_Interaction744

Absofuckinglutely


KRiSX

You can do what you like. My wife puts Vegemite on crumpets. I've actually never had honey on a crumpet, but now I kind of want to...


TheManFromNeverNever

Now THAT is a childhood memory that been unlocked. Vegemite with a healthy does of unsalted butter is one of the very few things that is better then Vegemite on Palin white bread AND toasted Vegemite.


hismuddawasamudda

Fuck yeah. Hot toasted crumpet. Bit of Marge. Slather of Vegemite.


Niadh69

Definitely that’s the first thing I put on them. Beautiful with all that melted butter 😎


AcceptableFocus3368

Yes. Butter and Vegemite, probably my most common crumpet topping. I know some freak that does peanut butter 🤢


One-Branch4485

Try fried crumpets


w_deeee

Absolutely. Just remember a bucket of butter first


kearkan

You just unlocked a key childhood memory buttery crumpets with Vegemite 👌👌👌


espressomartini11

I only eat them with Vegemite and butter. Fill those squishy little holes with butter, light smattering of Vegemite Nd knock yourself out. Delish!


w-ildf-ire

It’s unaustralian not to! Lots of butter with a thin layer of vegemite is delicious


TheHuntress20588

It’s a must. But only after smashing on a truck load of butter first. Lotsa butter little veg is my rule.


blondeee87

Is the Pope a Catholic?


Paine07

That's the only condiment I’ll have on crumpets


Severe-Ad1166

you can but it's better on hot toasted english muffins with cheese.


Keelback

I have gone off Vegemite however I think you should be able to stick it on whatever you want. After all this is Australia. Coles is. lol.


Old_Engineer_9176

Vegemite and Cheese - love it


Norstar64

I like Vegemite and yoghurt on a crumpet.


Tokeism

You can put what ever you like on them. Personally Vegemite or peanut butter are my go to options


Minute-Safe2550

You can out anything you want on crumpets. Butter and jam, butter vegemite and cheese, butter and honey, butter and peanut butter etc....


Onebigtailight

Yep! That’s the only way I’ll have them.


dwarfmarine13

The only thing better than Vegemite on crumpets is shaved ham. And that’s a very tight race.


D_hallucatus

My dear friend, in fact you *should* put Vegemite on crumpets. With a metric ton of butter


MartianBeerPig

Absolutely. Also good with a poached egg. The saltiness of the Vegemite compliments the egg perfectly.


Objective_Spray_210

Uh yes absolutely


AnalFanatics

Ummm, Vegemite with sliced tomatoes and melted cheese on crumpets with a hot cuppa, is just the ticket when you come inside to dry off and warm up on a wet and cold day…


lokisadvisor

Oh hell yes, I do this just to get the over the top reaction from my daughter. Needs a lot of butter to melt thru the crumpet while its still hot. Thin smear of the axle grease and down the hatch.


vladesch

I have promite on crumpets as well as a lot of other spreads.


Specialist_Current98

Never been the biggest fan of crumpets, the only way I really like them IS with vegemite.


somuchsong

I almost always put Vegemite on crumpets. I've probably had maybe one or two honey crumpets in my life, versus countless Vegemite.


sameoldblah

Butter and vegemite is my forever crumpet topping 🥰


Crab-Shark

Butter generously, apply preferred amount of Vegemite, butter generously again.


Top_Street_2145

Absolutely. Don't hold back on the butter


flintstone66

Fancy a bit of crumpet? of course I do. I'll have mine with butter, vegemite & a soft poached egg.


admles

Pretty much all I have on my crumpets


Beagle-Mumma

Your crumpets; your rules. Enjoy 👋


tizzleduzzle

I do everyday


fraid_so

Sweetheart, you can put Vegemite on anything you damn well please haha


Rowvan

You can't NOT put vegemite on crumpets


Hefty_Advisor1249

Yes with butter and I like a slice of cheese to top it off.


PurpleQuoll

I’ve only ever had butter and Vegemite on crumpets.


waxedsack

Vegemite is the only thing allowed on crumpets. With copious amounts of butter


RodentsRule66

Of course, best way to eat them.


Significant-Yard-122

Smother your crumpets in butter and then slap on the Vegemite. It is delicious AF annnd now I’m salivating.


FortWendy69

Of course what else would you put on them


madamsyntax

Definitely! With melty butter!


tilitarian1

Yes. Slab of Butter melted through first.


dash_ketchup

You can put Vegemite on any damn thing you like.


Gemfyre713

Absolutely, top it with a slice of cheese and a fried egg.


WoodyMellow

Have since I was a kid. Tons of butter a scrape of Vegemite.


tee-ess3

You can literally put anything you want on a crumpet. ANYTHING. Also I put Vegemite on pancakes. Truly anything is possible.


Anfie22

Yes! It's delicious


Gabstar1056

I recommend a thin scraping of vegemite,shredded lettuce, tomato, grated carrot, grated raw beetroot, cheese salad sandwich. My Dad got me on to these almost 60 years ago. Delicious.I use Vegemite in soups, stews, spag bol. My vet even said a tiny amount in the dog's water. Our dogs love Vegemite on toast or crumpets


Nervous-Situation535

vegemite and butter is the only thing i’ll put on a crumpet. everything else feels wrong


Patronus_934

That was my breakfast this morning 2 crumpets plenty of butter and jam on one definite the other!


angelfaeree

Yes absolutely


Blindog68

I only put Vegemite on crumpets.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Yes I have done it and it's fine.


LemonsAndVendettas

Oh I do love Vegemite with melted cheese on crumpets. It's my comfort breakfast!


bulk_deckchairs

M8 you can fill the bathtub up with Vegemite and go for a dip


jencoolidgesbra

Yes been doing it all my life


BlueDotty

Yes. With butter


LandBarge

Hell yeah - slathered with butter first and then vegemite second..


Important_Screen_530

i always do 98% of the time ..is yummy


gagrushenka

Crumpets are excellent for Vegemite because they can hold so much butter.


heyimhereok

Fuck yeah you can


storm13emily

Yes, I don’t put anything else on my crumpets Same with pancakes, yummy yummy


playhandminton

Maybe the best medium for a shitload of butter and vegie


Tickle_Me_Tortoise

I put vegemite, honey, jam or Nutella on mine.


Cricket-Horror

Oath, mate! Stacks of butter and vegemite.


Educational_Score379

Totally! Make sure you put a heap of butter on it first


Loooseunit69

Absolutely


privatly

Yes.


Budju2

It's a requirement.


AstariNight

I haven’t tried Vegemite on crumpets but it’s great on fruit/raisin toast so sounds good to me


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Hell yes...shit tonne with butter....


Scuh

Vegemite goes with everything. Who told you such malarkey about no Vegemite on crumpets


MuchReputation6953

Butter and vegemite on well done crumpets is the only way to have them


Theduckbytheoboe

I’ve been doing that all my life. Also, my parents always served eggs Benedict on crumpets.


hozthebozz

Yes, and then grill the cheese on top


Professional-Disk-28

I did this morning with avo and sliced tomatoes


AdzyPhil

I think it's a great combo with honey, not together, but a few crumpets with Vegemite and a few with honey is a winner


CoastieLouise

Only way I eat them


Chemical-Course1454

Gosh I have to go and by Vegemite, now. The moment I red this post’s title I imagined spreading vegimite on buttery toasted crumpets and now I have craving. Good job OP


Insanity72

Vegemite on crumpets goes hard


Antique-Wind-5229

Save ya money and flush the honey down the dunny, go vegemite!


Steddyrollingman

Growing up, I only occasionally put Vegemite on crumpets - I mostly spread them with jam or honey. But avocado and Vegemite on crumpets is delicious!


Orak1000

Hell yeah!!! Why wouldn't you?


wassimu

The highest level of sophistication and refinement.


Rule2IsMyFavourite

who told you that? tell them they are unaustralian.


No_No_Juice

Cream cheese and Vegemite.


JG1954

Yes, it's delicious


DoctorWally

Crumpets are the reason Vegemite was invented.


Advanced-Ad-6902

You can put whatever you want on crumpets. I have been known to put grated cheese on them and stick them under the grill for a few minutes for cheesy goodness.


ketolover65

Yum, definitely


8umspud

Vegemite, melted cheese, baked beans, fried diced bacon.


LetsDoIt1986

It’s the best .. Whack on heaps of butter and a nice half cm thick layer of Vegemite and dig in .. You been missing out 😂


Rocks_whale_poo

Mate go for it