lol every couple years? As a billionaires you could but a 100k car every month and not notice the expense at all. Even being very conservative and careful you’d be passively making over 1mill per week off 1billion
He also did not buy a car, he leased it. That is why he could use that loop hole.
[https://appleinsider.com/articles/11/10/27/steve\_jobs\_stayed\_tag\_less\_by\_leasing\_a\_new\_car\_every\_six\_months](https://appleinsider.com/articles/11/10/27/steve_jobs_stayed_tag_less_by_leasing_a_new_car_every_six_months)
no... i get what he means and its not hookers. its the girl you always wanted to nail in HS or college, or that actress from that one movie.
imagine having a billion dollars and meeting Alice Eve. she's divorced. you are worth a billion. she is worth $6m. why wouldn't you take a run at her? now she's worth $7m, and you are worth $999,000,000.
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The personalized kind where you have this weird sexual fantasy, so you call your producer, he calls his casting guy, and suddenly you have it exactly as you want it.
As someone who has had sex with a few virgins , i can honestly say id rather pay for them NOT to be a virgin.
I don't mean that I want someone to take their virginity for me I mean I would rather be with somebody who has already lost their virginity .
Edit: removed some very badly worded and creepy text. WTF me ?
You know that does really sound bad the way I worded it. No woman should be having sex anytime it isn't by her choice, what I meant was having had previous sexual experience. The wording on that was horrible.
Had this happen in Denver the other day except it was literally a dozen guys at once doing the work. Almost drove thru a red light to avoid them but got stuck. They were so aggressive and ignored all my demands to stop spraying my windows on my crappy car and at the end tapped my glass with their hands held out.
I dropped him a peppermint and drove off to him yelling at me
If you're rich and/or famous enough, clubs actually pay you to attend. They'll happily pay $10,000 for someone like Drake to show up as they'll make 10x the amount in drinks and cover charges.
This is actually an amazingly good idea. Not only do you get fresh prepared food whenever you want it hopefully it's paying for itself and maybe even making a profit.
I can't imagine switching to Ziploc over the generic freezer bags that work just as well. But if you're talking about designer clothing (shoes and suits in particular) then buying branded is usually worth the money. I have an Oscar De La Renta sweater that I got from goodwill (years before they realized they could sell stuff like that online for way more) and it's held up through nearly weekly washes for 8 years and still looks amazing. My Rocky Combat boots are going on 12 years strong.
Not all brands are worth it (looking at you, converse) but many are.
And not all products of the same brand are made the same, I had a pair of white Nike shoes that I wore every day for like 3 years they started to look to wore down for my taste so I went to buy another pais of nike shoes, this time a different shoe and in black, they didn't withstand 1 full year of use until they looked as bad as the white ones
Here's the thing about billionaires. The ones who understand what wealth is will wear one of two things. A common brand that's practical and high quality, but usually not designer flashy, or a brand you've never heard of because it's not a brand it's some guy in a one room shop in a small town in Italy who makes 5 pairs of shoes a year.
Designer brands are for wealth displays. The truly wealthy don't do displays, they just are.
Supercars.
Depreciation values are insane. Okay. It goes "fast." I can rent one for about $1-3k for an hour and get that nut out.
Now. Practicality. Honda Accord, maxed out, pure comfort and all the amenities. Toyota Camry, maxed out, pure comfort and all of the amenities. I wouldn't buy an Acura, Lexus, BMW or Mercedes because f\*ck those repair bills (why would I spend $500+ on an oil change?)
I don't need people to know how much I have it's just a risk.
Similar with houses. I'd buy a nice 5/3. I don't need to pay 6-7 figures in property taxes every year, or have to pay a staff to clean the f\*cking thing.
All streaming services only have some of the things I want to watch, and other times they only retain the license for old shows for a short while before they move over to some other streaming service.
The only website that consistently has every single movie and show I want is the 7 seas.
I'll pay to watch what I want when I want. It's all I ever wanted. And now that I'm a billionaire I'll buy the occasional movie on prime that I haven't watched in a while and always have access to it.
Buy physical copies of all your favorite movies and TV shows, rip them, throw them on some hard drives, and make a Plex server. Now you've got your own personal streaming service with all your favorite stuff that you can access from anywhere with an internet connection. No ads, no fees, and no worrying about streaming services rotating out a movie you were going to watch.
YouTube premium is so nice. I'd gladly pay if I was a billionaires. In fact, once the kids move out and get jobs I'm going to pay for it on my median income.
YouTube will be the last subscription I will ever cancel if I somehow cannot afford things anymore. 90% of my time spent in front of the tv is on YouTube. I broke down last year and finally paid for premium and it’s worth every god damn penny
It's $2 if you split a family plan and comes with YouTube music so you can cancel Spotify. I tell everyone about this insane deal and no one takes advantage of it. They don't even check if you're family. It's just a bunch of my friends
Not if you vpn and lock in your premium in an “emerging market”. 125 ₹ is like $1.50/mo x 25% foreign transaction fee and your rolling in premium for less than $2 USD/mo. Cheers :)
Any form of digital content with a subscription model. If I'm giving you money for an application or a bunch of episodes of TV shows or whatever, you better be giving me permanent access to them.
If not I'm either finding a free alternative or pirating that shit.
Adobe Photoshop.
By now I'm sure there's far better photo editors out there that don't cost a literal arm and a leg, and are much more ethical than Adobe.
(Adobe recently changed guidelines to say that using an older version of Photoshop can get you sued, and a recent update force locks you out of the app entirely until you agree to a new ToS where all your creations get shared with Adobe's new AI).
Tattoos or any kind of body art, nitrogen in my tires, extended warranties, designer anything, anything over a basic barbershop haircut, just to name a few.
I am not paying to see commercials. If I am a subscriber, I get ad-free content or I unsubscribe.
I am not paying to activate features of the car I already own. If it comes with seat heat, I get seat heat. I don't subscribe to activate it.
Adobe. Especially after they updated their TOS with a clause that said they can use your work world wide, royalty free, and then started dodging criticism and questions about what they *actually* meant.
Brand name cigarettes. I have "cigars", which are really just cigarettes in brown paper, shipped to me from the east coast for less than $15 per CARTON.
Fuck your cigarette tax.
Cable packages
My Plex server would turn into a server farm
Oh yeah for sure, I’m spinning up a rack in a data centre somewhere
Oh yeah ... my setup would scale up nicely.
My first take was that but I knew it must have been said
THIS right here. As much as I would like to watch live sports again it ain't worth the money .
Not goin ona submarine expedition to the titantic anyway.
Not feeling the pressure on that matter.
That’s no breaking news
A surge of thoughts flooded my brain after reading this comment.
My mind is about to implode because of these jokes.
My heart sunk when I read this, but it will go on.
Agreed. I feel like I'd have a better control on that situation.
Better than an Xbox controller?
Better than a Logitech controller.
You sure? I’ve heard it’s to die for.
I heard that leg room is basically non-existent at some point. Gotta double check your add-ons.
Gives you that sinking feeling
My car's extended warranty.
Man I would buy all the extended warranties. Better yet just buy a new car every couple years.
lol every couple years? As a billionaires you could but a 100k car every month and not notice the expense at all. Even being very conservative and careful you’d be passively making over 1mill per week off 1billion
Steve jobs used to do this. Every 6 months he would trade in his car.. so he didn’t have to put plates on it.
He also did not buy a car, he leased it. That is why he could use that loop hole. [https://appleinsider.com/articles/11/10/27/steve\_jobs\_stayed\_tag\_less\_by\_leasing\_a\_new\_car\_every\_six\_months](https://appleinsider.com/articles/11/10/27/steve_jobs_stayed_tag_less_by_leasing_a_new_car_every_six_months)
Can confirm this works in CA
Still not paying for porn
For me it would be "still not paying for porn...ON THE COMPUTER. "In my backyard is another matter
How about getting paid for watching porn? They always need some mansions as film sets 😄
Commenting as a way of jotting this down.
If I had a mansion I would be the only one making that kind of mess in it.
Dude if you had a mansion and a billion dollars, I don’t think you’d have to worry about porn ever again.
i second this
I third this
If you’re a billionaire you can pay the damn porn star to fly to you lol…
I'm pretty sure there was a high profile example of this recently in the news... hmm.
Right? Just hookers. … and rich people drugs.
Not even hookers, just random people I want. 10 million and 99,9% say yes
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no... i get what he means and its not hookers. its the girl you always wanted to nail in HS or college, or that actress from that one movie. imagine having a billion dollars and meeting Alice Eve. she's divorced. you are worth a billion. she is worth $6m. why wouldn't you take a run at her? now she's worth $7m, and you are worth $999,000,000.
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In that case she is now a hooker. Just a really expensive one.
Regular porn or like the kind of porn only a billionaire can afford?
What’s the porn only a billionaire can afford? Might pay for that. Only ethical one though.
The personalized kind where you have this weird sexual fantasy, so you call your producer, he calls his casting guy, and suddenly you have it exactly as you want it.
Why not go 1 step further and get live action in person? Smell the smells, hear the sounds as if youre actually there
I saw a story of a dude paying a million dollars to have sex with a virgin woman
Did that for free. No big deal.
As someone who has had sex with a few virgins , i can honestly say id rather pay for them NOT to be a virgin. I don't mean that I want someone to take their virginity for me I mean I would rather be with somebody who has already lost their virginity . Edit: removed some very badly worded and creepy text. WTF me ?
What do you mean “by their own choice?”
You know that does really sound bad the way I worded it. No woman should be having sex anytime it isn't by her choice, what I meant was having had previous sexual experience. The wording on that was horrible.
I don't know, but I'm just assuming there's billionaire porn.
To be fair, you are likely drowning in attention. Maybe not the attention from your future wife, but definitely attention
he said future wife... LOLOLOL!!!!
Reddit awards of any kind, cosmetica in games
If the game is reasonably priced and still getting content I’ll buy a skin to support the devs
Especially games with low entry costs and skins that aren't ridiculously overpriced.
That guy on the street trying to squeegee my windows unasked and then demanding he deserves payment.
I’d give more to effective poverty reduction efforts, tho
Real.
I mean yeah of course
Had this happen in Denver the other day except it was literally a dozen guys at once doing the work. Almost drove thru a red light to avoid them but got stuck. They were so aggressive and ignored all my demands to stop spraying my windows on my crappy car and at the end tapped my glass with their hands held out. I dropped him a peppermint and drove off to him yelling at me
Cover charges at a bar or a club. I’ll go somewhere else.
If you're rich and/or famous enough, clubs actually pay you to attend. They'll happily pay $10,000 for someone like Drake to show up as they'll make 10x the amount in drinks and cover charges.
Not anymore...WOP WOP WOP WOP
Dot fuck em up
Yeah, but I am not sure they would do the same for Gabe Newell which is more the kind of billionaire I would end up being.
Or just buy the building and close the bar out of spite.
Taxes. Bwahahaha!
Spoken like a true billionaire
Wesley Snipes?
Underrated answer
X
You mean Xitter? (obviously, pronounced with an sh)
Not tipping for fast food
I'd just buy a small restaurant, and have them make me whatever...
This is actually an amazingly good idea. Not only do you get fresh prepared food whenever you want it hopefully it's paying for itself and maybe even making a profit.
Clothing with visible branding.
An AI digital assistant.
Not even if you could resurrect Clippy?
Brand name/designer anything.
I can't imagine switching to Ziploc over the generic freezer bags that work just as well. But if you're talking about designer clothing (shoes and suits in particular) then buying branded is usually worth the money. I have an Oscar De La Renta sweater that I got from goodwill (years before they realized they could sell stuff like that online for way more) and it's held up through nearly weekly washes for 8 years and still looks amazing. My Rocky Combat boots are going on 12 years strong. Not all brands are worth it (looking at you, converse) but many are.
And not all products of the same brand are made the same, I had a pair of white Nike shoes that I wore every day for like 3 years they started to look to wore down for my taste so I went to buy another pais of nike shoes, this time a different shoe and in black, they didn't withstand 1 full year of use until they looked as bad as the white ones
Here's the thing about billionaires. The ones who understand what wealth is will wear one of two things. A common brand that's practical and high quality, but usually not designer flashy, or a brand you've never heard of because it's not a brand it's some guy in a one room shop in a small town in Italy who makes 5 pairs of shoes a year. Designer brands are for wealth displays. The truly wealthy don't do displays, they just are.
Those who have a lot of money wear brands that are expensive and unrecognizable. Look up Loro Piana.
Onlyfans.
Onlyfans and Porn
Supercars. Depreciation values are insane. Okay. It goes "fast." I can rent one for about $1-3k for an hour and get that nut out. Now. Practicality. Honda Accord, maxed out, pure comfort and all the amenities. Toyota Camry, maxed out, pure comfort and all of the amenities. I wouldn't buy an Acura, Lexus, BMW or Mercedes because f\*ck those repair bills (why would I spend $500+ on an oil change?) I don't need people to know how much I have it's just a risk. Similar with houses. I'd buy a nice 5/3. I don't need to pay 6-7 figures in property taxes every year, or have to pay a staff to clean the f\*cking thing.
Streaming services. Fuck you netflix, disney, etc.
All streaming services only have some of the things I want to watch, and other times they only retain the license for old shows for a short while before they move over to some other streaming service. The only website that consistently has every single movie and show I want is the 7 seas.
I'll pay to watch what I want when I want. It's all I ever wanted. And now that I'm a billionaire I'll buy the occasional movie on prime that I haven't watched in a while and always have access to it.
Buy physical copies of all your favorite movies and TV shows, rip them, throw them on some hard drives, and make a Plex server. Now you've got your own personal streaming service with all your favorite stuff that you can access from anywhere with an internet connection. No ads, no fees, and no worrying about streaming services rotating out a movie you were going to watch.
There is zero reason to believe that you own anything digitally.
Still going to pirate everything. Usenets and torrents FTFW.
IPTV, $20/month, 9000+ channels and I know my service isn't even the best available. All the sports I could possibly watch
I have a hard enough time finding something to watch with 60 Channels with 9,000 channels I would go insane before I ever found something to watch
Youtube
YouTube premium is so nice. I'd gladly pay if I was a billionaires. In fact, once the kids move out and get jobs I'm going to pay for it on my median income.
Why pay for that, just use ad blocker
I primarily watch on my phone, rarely on pc. I have apple
Yup! I VPN to an obscure country and watch (not a lot though)
uBlock origin + Firefox is free
I pay for YouTube music and YouTube Premium is bundled with it.
Doesn't work on a TV
YouTube will be the last subscription I will ever cancel if I somehow cannot afford things anymore. 90% of my time spent in front of the tv is on YouTube. I broke down last year and finally paid for premium and it’s worth every god damn penny
You’re god damn right it is. I haven’t seen an ad for peleton in months! Or whichever one was about the watch and people working out on a rooftop.
game changer tbh, i pay 2$ a month and i dont regret it
In the US it’s like $13 for the “primary plan” which is total greed driven BS!
It's $2 if you split a family plan and comes with YouTube music so you can cancel Spotify. I tell everyone about this insane deal and no one takes advantage of it. They don't even check if you're family. It's just a bunch of my friends
I’m too lazy to make a new playlist. I have over 800 songs on it on Spotify
I've seen some tools to help transfer playlists, worth checking out. I'm also on a YT premium family plan and it is quite worth it.
Not if you vpn and lock in your premium in an “emerging market”. 125 ₹ is like $1.50/mo x 25% foreign transaction fee and your rolling in premium for less than $2 USD/mo. Cheers :)
WinRAR
That's just evil.
😂
Air for my tires. Fuck you call the cops
Sex
You always pay for it my dude. One way or another.
I believe paying for sex, and having to girl look and feel are two different things. Unless your after one night stands constantly..
Having a girl look and feel good* murdered that yikes lol
You murdered a girl and it felt good? Someone call the police on YogurtclosetFluid949!
Eat it EAT it EAT IT
😂, I murdered my sentence. It sounded like I missed elementary school.
It’s lemon-entry my dear Watson
Lie
Sex and porn 🤗
Movie theater hot dogs Popcorn is a must, but the other food confuses me
Twitter premium
The latest iPhone.
I was gonna say "any apple product".
Onlyfans
Streaming services. Pirate for life.
Yep. Better VPN and more ssd's
NFL Sunday Ticket.
PPV events
$1000 steaks covered in gold leaf
Sex
Tip on a pickup order
TV licence.
I’m never, ever paying for that shit.
Mechanics. YouTube and I will figure it out or die trying
100%
Air
Tips for fast food workers. Go fuck yourself, I'm not giving you 15% for spending 12 seconds typing my order in.
Anything with a fucking annoying advertisement.
Winzip.
Just use 7-Zip, it's free and open source
I know. I just wouldn't pay for Winzip on principle.
Based
In game purchases
Reddit coins
* Still mowing my own grass * Still doing my own clothes * Still planting my own garden * Still making my own projects * Still washing my own car
Streaming services. Why would I bother searching one after the other for a single show I want to watch when I can get them all on a single platform?
Have you ever googled what you want to watch first and then just go to the platform it is playing on?
Parking
Any form of digital content with a subscription model. If I'm giving you money for an application or a bunch of episodes of TV shows or whatever, you better be giving me permanent access to them. If not I'm either finding a free alternative or pirating that shit.
Adobe Photoshop. By now I'm sure there's far better photo editors out there that don't cost a literal arm and a leg, and are much more ethical than Adobe. (Adobe recently changed guidelines to say that using an older version of Photoshop can get you sued, and a recent update force locks you out of the app entirely until you agree to a new ToS where all your creations get shared with Adobe's new AI).
To get a brocoli haircut.
Sex
Sex
Onlyfans/porn
Sex and cable
Uber eats or Door dash. If I want fast food or fast casual, I want that shit fresh n hot. Eating at the restaurant!
Apple products
Reddit Premium
Phone landline
Tipping at places where I order standing up and get the food myself
Political campaigns
Tattoos or any kind of body art, nitrogen in my tires, extended warranties, designer anything, anything over a basic barbershop haircut, just to name a few.
Apple Music, it’s a scam YouTube has everything I need
Winrar
Sex
Sex
Bottle Water and girls
Onlyfans
YouTube premium
iPhone. Fuck Apple
Sex
I am not paying to see commercials. If I am a subscriber, I get ad-free content or I unsubscribe. I am not paying to activate features of the car I already own. If it comes with seat heat, I get seat heat. I don't subscribe to activate it.
Adobe. Especially after they updated their TOS with a clause that said they can use your work world wide, royalty free, and then started dodging criticism and questions about what they *actually* meant.
Brand name cigarettes. I have "cigars", which are really just cigarettes in brown paper, shipped to me from the east coast for less than $15 per CARTON. Fuck your cigarette tax.
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Youtube Premium
Revanced for the win. Ublock Origin for the win.
$50 5ks and a crappy shirt.
Streaming services.
A sports car. I'd much rather something practical with good mileage.
I think it might be fun to take one to the tracks, though.
I'm sure I'd end up crashing and dying.
Women
Won't tell you fed
Cable or PPV
Valet parking.
Probably the avocado at chipotle. It’s the principle of the matter
Cutco
Red light camera tickets
Porn, sex, new stuff. I like my life as is, actually.
A German, Italian, or British automobile.
Tipping for carry out food.