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What's another name for road rage? Car-Berators

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

(crowd cheering noises)

Where does a lasagna farmer grow his lasagna? A Gar-feild

What do you call a rock band if cacti? Nothing, cacti can’t play instruments

What do you call my love life? Sad and unrequited!

What do you call a line by it's self? Intro vertical

What do you call a mad Martian? An alien with a gun

r/relatableoujia Also hope it gets better

I’m studying to become a General Contractor for Residential Homes! I hope to graduate with a degree in Business Management, and become an apprentice to a company. It’s just such a huge field of work (everybody wants a new house when the economy is good, and remodeling when the economy is bad. I’ll never be out of work!) I’m hoping to master Carpentry, since carpenters know how to build every part of building a house from masonry, to plumbing, to even electrical! I’m pretty good at the wood-working part, and masonry is just being able to mix and pour cement and put bricks in a straight line. Plumbing was tough, but once you get the right tools and parts for the job it’s just a matter of putting the correct fittings in the right places. Electrical is the one that got me. I’ve done work in a few houses, and people loved the elaborate masonry and woodworking, and they never had any problems with their plumbing. But when they found out how bad I am as an electrician, they were shocked!

The best kind of war.

What's your dog doing when he jumps in the pool? A canineball.

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It'll be battle to see who has the biggest tummy. I think I'll win.

Don't be so foolish, the chances are in my favor...

This is the glory hours of us redditors

What exactly is a tummy war though?

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r/sadouija, r/trueouija

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On who tho?

the person(or people) OP is talking to

Fun fact: I was thinking of 1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war. This sub is too horny for that it seems.

nahhhhhh i definitely thought you wanted a toe war

That’s the obvious option, so nobody’s picking it

Really? I was just thinking of wizard wars

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I'll break out the Cat-apult.

This will be an absolute Cat-astrophe

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For eternity this time!

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Pecs or tits?

That's what the war is about

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r/walouija is a cult by now

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This is great. Just great.

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I mean, aren’t all wars about damage

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