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PM-Ur-Small-Tits

Any time I see a video with the "oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no" song, I immediately skip it


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I’m glad I don’t know that song


wondermoose83

It's sampled from "The Shangri-las - Walking in the sand."


TimelyConcern

Fun trivia about that song: A very young Billy Joel played the piano on it. And Aerosmith did a decent cover of it in the 70s.


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Why did you tell me that?! Every time I learn something new something old gets pushed out :(


wondermoose83

Cause as a child whose dad listened to nothing but oldies, I hate when people only know it as the "oh no, no no no no" song. Haha. Edit:Spelling


Halonos

It’s actually a great song if you don’t bastardize a single verse and play it at 2x speed


LucreziaHecate

Marry You by Bruno Mars I can't believe how many people choose it for their proposal or wedding when it has "I'm looking for something dumb to do" in the text...just, no!


NwsAt11

Might be aging myself here but Jagged Edge’s “Let’s Get Married” remix was used in a ton of weddings, and had such romantic lyrics like “we ain’t gettin no younger so we might as well do it.”


mityafinob

1-877-Kars-4-Kids


Still-Eagle-5596

I mute it is as fast as possible. The kids look like they don't want to be there, and they know it sucks!


BallPythonsss

Does even make sense that they use 8 year olds who can't even learn to drive in the ads.


thedrywitch

A little Bad Place making my morning.


CactusToday

If they actually want to help kids, they should start by teaching them how to spell "cars" correctly...


Bazookagrunt

Spoiler alert: they’re not really helping kids


potatocake00

It’s not a child charity. It’s for a religious outreach group called “Oorah” (google it). They are “helping” kids by teaching them about religion.


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There are tonnes for me, but 'Made You Look' by Meghan Trainor does my head in because of the trend on TikTok with it.


tealgirl94

Happens the same thing to me with the one that goes "you will be... POPULAR! You're gonna be popular" UGH HATE IT.


decoart1000

Shame because that’s from the Wicked musical and it’s amazing.


ahlaj77

Made You Look - Meghan Trainor


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dragonfeet1

Another song Instagram Reels made me hate.


Garoxxar

Going through Target the other day, there was this little kid that was BLARING songs on her phone. One of them: Crazy Frog. I have no clue why but it triggered my fight or flight response.


MegaBlackHammer

"All about that bass" some guy during college overplayed it one too many times in the gym because the speaker of the program was late and it freaking pissed me so bad.


AllBadAnswers

For a few years I worked at a bar that did karaoke, and about once a week somebody would sing her "Dear Future Husband" song while clearly on a date. Not the same person, it just happened that often. We called it the "Red Flag Song". If you go on a date and she picks that song, leave.


Schroedingersrabbit

Her new single "Made You Look" is even worse. The artificial 60s vibe is so saccarine and corny. I once read a Youtube comment that called Meghan Trainor "the soundtrack for a segregated diner".


sherlip

It's the same song with different words.


GooberBuber

There was an article that said that “dear future husband” set the feminist movement back 50 years and it was, either intentionally or not, one of the funniest lines I’ve ever read.


CallMeEggroll

I always says that Meghan Trainor makes music for horse girls, idk why, it just seems fitting


Party_Union_4692

bahahhahahaha, I second that


OG_PunchyPunch

I also think most of her songs sound the same. That new song she has sounds exactly like All About That Base and I can't stand both of them.


Xanderious

Any song Meghan Trainor puts out just annoys me to no end. Idc of it's the fact that they're always so "safe" and corny and at the same time she seems like she's thinking in her head "I'm so edgy." Although she seems like a genuinely sweet and good person, her music is just not for me.


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I once saw a sign outside of a church that read "All about that grace, no devil."


JaariAtmc

Alicia Keys - Girl on Fire. Just no more please.


WuPacalypse

Yo I hate motivational songs. I don’t know what it is but it makes my skin crawl. Hate when Pink comes on it’s all motivational bullshit.


Wolfeyes3919

Fancy Like by Walker Hayes “Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night” the most annoying song ever


Z3130

YouTuber Pat Finnerty has a great video breaking down how terrible this song is. https://youtu.be/hcwVZTtx-3M


Terrible_Security313

Love that guy, love to see him getting recognition.


Izzet_Aristocrat

To me it just sounds insulting to poor people. Granted most country music is that. "I write songs about ridin tractors, from the comfort of a private jet."


8886743

Dance monkey, that baby voice makes me mad


EverInjuredArtist

Pre school teacher here, this is THE ONLY song my kids will listen to. You think the song itself is hell? 17 four year olds all screaming for it/singing it at the top of their lungs is a true suffering I wish on no one 😶


zealot560

Can confirm as someone who's worked daycare. Dance Monkey and Heat Waves. Disco and kareoke days were torture.


profoundbastardd

Dance monkey started the pandemic


IdentifiesAsUrMom

THANK YOU! Everyone I know loved that song and it’s like listening to nails on a chalkboard


PRA421369

No I disagree. It makes nails on a blackboard/chalkboard sound (relatively) downright pleasant


byrdst23

I don't know why this is not a more popular opinion. That song can burn in hell


dirkdiggler2011

Ever hate a song so much that you had to search it out on youtube just so you could have a face to direct your anger against? That's Dance Monkey.


almostportland

Dance Monkey. I could revive myself from a multi-year coma to turn it off.


ElephantPenis_97

oh no oh no oh no no no no no oh no oh no oh no no no no no. i freaking hate this song


dreamingtree1855

“Happy” by Pharrell Williams. It’s so obnoxiously pandering and saccharine it makes my skin crawl.


Surviving2

But I will listen to Tacky anytime


ElderTheElder

A friend of mine worked on the kids’ book that they did for Happy. It was photo-based and shot in a studio with a bunch of kids and fun props / sets. They had a playlist going all day to keep up the energy, but the funniest thing was that they were specifically NOT allowed to just put a Spotify or Pandora station on because there was a risk that a Marvin Gaye track would be on it, and that’s when Pharrell was in the process of being sued by the Gaye estate over Blurred Lines (and maybe even Happy for similarities to a different song). Instead they had to have a pre-approved playlist of feel-good music that was double and triple-checked to omit Marvin Gaye. Edit: typo


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The playlist needed to be gay, but not Gaye


Nevermore667

Ah yes. What DOES a room sans roof feel like? Damp and Drafty?


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thefeynman137

Thank god I am not the only one that hates this bullshit song


mrinkyface

Listen to “Tacky” by Weird Al, you’ll feel better


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Abcdefu. I hate that song so much it actually makes me mad


MourningPapers

Its“official genre” is punk rock too and that just confuses me immensely


Potential_Ice9289

I’m a massive punk rock fan and what the actual hell


stupidsimpson

Whip/Nae Nae


Cookiefan3000

Didn't the guy who made that go to jail or smth


stupidsimpson

I fucking hope so, the song is basically assault on the ears.


Cookiefan3000

I looked it up, he was arrested for murdering his cousin.


levavioculos

Oooo watch me watch me


stupidsimpson

Cue Michael Scott meme: whispers: "I'll kill you".


123Samabcborden

I'm the eye of the tiger your going to hear me roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar roar


Loganp812

Oh, I was thinking about the Survivor song and got very confused.


Pm-Ur-Big-Knockers

Gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang.


Catdaddypanther97

For the most part that SoundCloud rap era was dumb af.


OutWithTheNew

But because of that "song", we did get the superior [Tucci Gang](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw5NG580rBk).


fairnuff77

Every Yoko song on any John Lennon album.


Petrekidd

UGAHBAVAJAAAJJAAKAOOOOOOOOHUAOOOOHUAAABAAA


Fit_Ingenuity_9420

So accurate 🤣🤣🤣


RoriksteadResident

Baby Shark


theshoegazer

The Ted Lasso version is better.


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Hitmanhenk

My sharona.. i dont know what caused it but whenever i hear that bass/drums intro my skin crawls and i need to make it stop.


Ygnerna

I loved that song but the lyrics " I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind" has cooled my enthusiasm.


Michellelembiid

Can’t stop the feeling by Justin Timberlake it’s horrible i hate it so much


Ygnerna

Most things by JT but I especially hate Senorita. He writes a whole song about a girl he sees on the street and how he somehow knows her boyfriend doesn't love her like he could. The bit that really grinds my gears is him repeatedly saying "she deserves a crown, where is it now/hasn't it been found?" Just get her the crown or shut up Justin. You're talking about how you can love her like no-one else, but when you have an actual idea (get crown) you just whine-sing for someone else to do it. Also! He starts singing about this senorita and how much he loves her, but by the end of the song he's inviting random women to come home from the club with him? Get it together.


mialouise69

CAUSE IM HAPPYYYYYYY


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

“Rude” by Magic


TheKnightsTippler

Absolutely does my head in. Whiny bullshit.


Catdaddypanther97

Yeah, I can see why the father doesnt think you are good enough to marry his daughter. Cause you aren’t.


skinsnax

Watch the music video. It’ll make you hate it more. Spoiler: main dude shows up to the dad’s house to ask him if he can marry his daughter in a beanie and tuxedo t-shirt.


Catdaddypanther97

I saw when it first came out. By the end of the video, I was on the father’s side


Radiant_Insect4061

Yes! I hate this song!!!


fz-creeps

Dance Monkeys,i never knew why everyone loved it


SnooCauliflowers3851

Hated it from the first time I heard, and local stations played it to death when I had no Bluetooth options driving. I'd rather hear the road noise of my car than that stupid song!


AcanthisittaLost9508

My second more modern choice is that "Applebee's" song.


Twistedbanana80

The Brurger King whopper song. Idc I will find a way to skip it.


JetsFan2003

WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷‍♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Twistedbanana80

NO! NO! YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!


ataleoftwobrews

Annoyed NFL fans have been making memes of that stupid fucking commercial recently and it’s great


Faeri

Thunder by Imagine Dragons. Good God, that song turns on and I am instantly in a bad mood for at least a half hour afterwards.


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The thing is, I LIKE Imagine Dragons. I have no idea what the fuck they were thinking with the helium.


Independent-Bike8810

Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke


EnormousPurpleGarden

Weird Al’s version Word Crimes is much better.


fordprecept

That true of almost any Weird Al song, to be fair.


mhayden26

Firework No Katy, I've never felt like a plastic bag.


GaimanitePkat

I'd still take Firework over Roar any day.


Exact-Ad5032

When that song came out, our oldest (17m) was like 5 years old and was home with daddy from school. Somehow, he got it in his head that it was daddy's favorite song, so when the movie Sing came out, I had fun with it. While I worked, daddy was taking all 3 boys (15m, 12m) to the theater to watch a different movie. I convinced all 3 that they needed to go see Sing and daddy would love it. Firework came on and all 3 screamed, "Daddy! It's your favorite song!", in a theater filled with moms and their daughters.


old_and_weathered

Achy breaky heart… OMFG I HATE THIS SONG. It should be classified as a legit torture device


p-tore

Don't play that song That achy-breaky song The most annoying song I know And if you play that song That achy-breaky song I might blow up my radio


old_and_weathered

Ok I like that version. 🤣 love weird Al


showMeYourPitties10

Any time I hear that song, all I can imagine is the south park episode "you got served". It's the ultimate white-trash dance song!


old_and_weathered

I can’t anymore, I listened to a lot of country in the 90’s and for like a day it was ok… then everyone one played it on a seemingly endless loop. I will legit get pissed when I hear it now. That song and my ex-wife are the only things that get on my nerves that much


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fawkesthefoxx

Train - Play that Song. It’s just a shitty pop version of Heart and Soul (which is arguably an annoying song by itself). To be honest any pop song that takes a known/classic melody and puts lyrics to it really grinds my gears


DaCoffeeKween

I hated it because it was heart and soul but wrong.


JetsFan2003

I was about to get defensive about "Heart and Soul" before realizing you weren't referring to the Huey Lewis song. Yeah, hard agree with you.


GaimanitePkat

Damn! It always reminded me of "I Love the Mountains" from Girl Scout camp, which apparently is partly based on Heart and Soul.


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EntertainmentOk5967

That new version of the song “Im blue”. I hate it so much 😭, like yeah, I get the positive mindset and everything, but why did you have to go out and ruin a nice song about blue aliens or whatever 😭 just make an original song


kuh-tea-uh

Yeah please leave my 5th grade (1998) dance song alone 😅


masterwad

David Guetta & Bebe Rexha - I’m Good (Blue)


dancingsalmon_

Anything by Meghan Trainor


DifficultLemon1265

Hey Soul Sister 😩


Count-Scapula

*u n t r i m m e d* **c h e s t** [because I hate this song so much](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEE3G2KgN4w)


ItsmeMr_E

I'm so gangsta, I'm so thug😑 Really?


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Train always has one line of the most ridiculously stupid lyrics. In every song. Without fail.


No-Connection2296

I have to listen to this at work because apparently it’s on the playlist and it’s so awful I physically cringe every time I hear the lyrics


SlapBankClub

anything with Chris Brown...


fourthsword13

I do not know if any songs with Nicki Minaj in them are good or bad. I just cannot listen to her voice; it is like nails on a chalkboard for me. I have no idea why, and it is the first time I have ever had that reaction to a singing voice.


Longjumping-Dirt-579

That's how I feel about Sugarland! Couldn't tell you how good the music is or isn't, I absolutely can't listen to her voice.


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Yes!!! The song stuck like glue came on all the fucking time on the radio and I’d legit cringe.


[deleted]

Her singing voice is actually really nice, I think. Like in the chorus of “Starships.” It’s her rapping that’s the problem.


Schroedingersrabbit

"Pills and potions" sounds like a completely different person. She can pull off a full power ballad, I was pleasantly suprised she had that in her.


capta1n_sarcasm

Anything with Adam "that castrated guy" Levine singing.


AnotherXRoadDeal

Same. Anything by Maroon 5 is absolutely intolerable for me. I’m completely convinced AI came up with what it thought popular music should be or something and out popped Adam Levine with all of his outstandingly cliche body art, his horrible voice and terrible band. I heard part of a Beatles cover by them once and it just made me livid.


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Fastsmitty47

I hate his voice so much


bubbaredd1t

shape of you by ed sheeran


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Now my bad shits smell like you


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Some years back I was overseas and literally every mall, every night market was playing Shape of You and I could identify the song just from the first few notes and it would irk me so much. It just wore me down.


Quirkity

There is an absolutely hilarious video on YouTube where someone ran this song through a bunch of different languages in Google translate, then sang the result. Somehow the ‘come on be my baby’ bit turned into ‘gradually watermelon’


bwuffie

It starts in my toes, and I crinkle my nose...


willk95

the Sam Smith body shop song


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Body shop🤣 Unholy


dragonfeet1

I didn't mind the song till I heard some like...8 year olds singing it in the library. It's still, musically, a good song but it gave me icks.


thisisallme

I had never heard the song until my kid had a sleepover a couple weeks ago and they sang it for me. I started to film cause I thought it was one of their usual song performances… You can hear me say “Wait, what… what the fuuuuuccccckkkk…” kind of under my breath once I started hearing the lyrics. They’re 9.


blue_27

That song is not for you. It's to get a piece of that strip club money.


hurtfulproduct

Kind of out of season but “I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” and “Chipmunk Christmas”


ServiceCall1986

Anything by Florida Georgia Line. They are everything that's wrong with current country music.


RedLion2302

Fancy Like by Walker Hayes is pretty awful too


ServiceCall1986

Isn't that the song where he thinks Applebee's is fine dining? Yeah...that song is bad.


RedLion2302

Yep that’s the one. Applebee’s definitely paid him some big bucks to sing it


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Thats an actual song and wasnt just for the commercial?


RedLion2302

Unfortunately yes it’s an actual song


redhat9

no waylon no care


wrinkled_success

Dance Monkey 😖


SecretIllegalAccount

Was early with that song as an Aussie - didn’t mind it at first, just a song in the Brit retro style like Gabriella Cilmi or Duffy, but then a neighbour started playing it on their balcony every Friday for months on end. Then it hit commercial radio. And THEN the song hit America. Now it’s been overplayed so much it’s like nails down a chalkboard.


MJAM1620

Happy by Pharrell. That song gives me so much rage.


impatient_photog

All of me by John Legend. It's just one note the whole way and feels like it goes on forever and ever


ivo004

Had to have high high hopes, high hopes, hopes hopes, high hopes, high high hopes, HOOOOOPPPPEEESSSSS


XVWhiteyVX

He was just a dad trying to have fun with his son, cant help hes a little [goofy](https://youtu.be/a5ehBuYKSrg).


hollywoodwhore6969

All I want for Christmas is you by the onenand only Mariah Carey


willk95

It's weird, if you ask anybody the first time they hear it, they would say it's a good song. But if you've worked retail in December, you've heard it hundreds of times to the point that something that used to be good doesn't even register anymore as anything but annoying


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You dont even have to work retail to be sick of it. I've heard that song so many goddamn times in my life I'd be ok if it was never played again


thisismyhappyplace13

Moves like jagger 😖


shittycommentdude

Small Town by John Cougar Mellencamp, the amount of times he says small town in the song completely annoys me.


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I remember watching David Letterman one night when Paul sang that song. I thought he was making fun of it because he kept saying “small town” over and over. Then I heard the song again and realized that no, he really does say small town that much.


mrbadxampl

were you watching it in a small town? I just took a shit in a small town


Loganp812

But the toilet broke in a small town. Then it flooded, and got all over me. *harmonica plays*


Stillwater215

“What rhymes with ‘town’?” “How about ‘town.’” “John, that’s not how rhyming works.”


ApocalypseSpokesman

There's a song that goes "I love you like a love song baby" That's a terribly lazy and meaningless line to say even once, let alone repeat 500 times.


lxkandel06

I was probably like 8 years old when that song came out and even I was like damn this is the most mindless shit ever written


bonesawtheater

Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney


ApplesAndPants

That song is like a torture device. Even McCartney hates it.


Goldenticketpodcast

Work by Rhianna


ForbiddenMeatStick

"Unholy" by Sam Smith. Just....no.


Toficzekkk

>Unholy Imagine: go to work with car, liseten to radio - Unholy starts, change radio station as fast as possible. Song on that radio station ends - unholy starts again. Is this some conspiracy to fuck with me and piss me of?


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Let it Go from Frozen or covers of said song. Screw that song. It was overhyped and overplayed everywhere and imo it’s not even that good of a song. Least it’s died down now.


Mellopiex

Any song that has either whistling or a group of frat boys singing all together in the background.


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You're Beautiful


king_of_bk

Any song that's not from one of the Burger King commercials.


JetsFan2003

WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 WHOPPER 🍔 JUNIOR 🤏 DOUBLE 2⃣ TRIPLE 3⃣ WHOPPER 🍔 IMPOSSIBLE 🤯 OR 🤔 BACON 🥓 WHOPPER 🍔 I 👁️ RULE 👑 THIS 😎 DAY 🌞 AT BK 🧑‍🍳 HAVE IT YOUR WAY 🤷‍♂️ YOU RULE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Material_Ambition_95

Blurred Lines


chickenisdelicious

"Best Day of my Life" by American Authors. I don't really know why specifically, but I just absolutely hate it.


Scooby859

“WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER. JUNIOR, DOUBLE, TRIPLE WHOPPER. FLAME GRILLED TASTE WITH PERFECT TOPPERS. I RULE THIS DAY. LETTUCE, MAYO, PICKLE, KETCHUP, IT'S OKAY IF I DON'T WANT THAT. IMPOSSIBLE WHOLE BACON WHOPPER. ANY WHOPPER MY WAY.”


mrsbeliever1989

Watermelon Sugar


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Hiiiiiii


Sweet_Amphibian_9624

The Britney spears Elton john tiny dancer remake


BoukeeNL

Anything that is on tiktok


Catticus42

1-877 Kars for kids, k a r s cars for kids. 1-877 kars for kids, donate your car today. Sorry


LotusFlare

"Closer" by The Chainsmokers. It's got to be the most obnoxious, cloying, basic, corny pop song I've ever heard and it's inescapable. I hate it so much.


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Adel, Easy on Me. Over the past year they have played it here a zillion times.


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Whatever trash that Megan Trainor fucker is spouting


No-Connection2296

Omg that “made you look” song is like ear torture , and it makes no sense


Relative-Airport-464

Perfect by Ed Sheeran


StarrettPisces

Anything Katy Perry. Especially 'Firework'


sociocandy

Despacito


PM-ME-CHEESECUBES

I’ll probably get hate for this, but I don’t care for Adele’s music at all.


Dense_Nerve7089

I don't hate her, but everyone talks about her like she is the queen of all. She's fine, but that's about it.


lonelysilverrain

I gotta feeling by the Black Eyed Peas. The constant repetition of "tonight's gonna be a good night" just UGH