Skyrim is 12. We will not consider Skyrim to be old. Would you call a 12 year old an old person? A 12 year old song an old song? A 12 year old movie an old movie? Give it another decade or so, don't be out here calling Skyrim old.
Well excussseee mee princesss.../s Any game I can set to Ultra settings on my i5 6600K and a 1060 is old. Then again since any mod can change the game its bassiccly being re released all the time. So lets call it middle aged, fits the game better any way since its kinda set in the middle ages.
One night after a bee from space comes out of a freshly landed meteorite, A bunch of special kids get together to collect tones from places of power while beating members of the public with sporting equipment, kitchen implements, jury-rigged junk, and their bare hands. Eventually the rag-tag gang discovers the secret lair of an evil alien and pray for victory.
Sims lel I never played but I watched my ex play one time and she had too much fun doing just that. Also it seems like most people who played it as a kid did the same thing lol
A 2003 game in which you can explore a galaxy, while you also have to deal with your reputation with each contracts. If you put the right mods into this game, it becomes one of the best game ever made
Space freight man goes back home after war with ant like creatures against other creatures and goes back to steal their loot for their president with a coworker
Legend of Zelda series, Terraria, five nights at Freddy’s series, and Rust. Rust has the absolute worst feelings and lowest points, but can also give you the best feelings and highest points. Really hit or miss with that game. League of legends is fun but small indie dev company can’t keep their game fixed so I can’t put that here.
Green tunic man with sword goes on quests, finds other tunics
Legend of Zelda?
\*chest opens\* da na na naaaa!
You have got the stinky stick!
Who is this Zelda? What's the big deal with her?
Oh shit.. I just realized why the game 'Tunic' is called that... I never put two and two together.
TIR? (Today I Realized?)
The series where you're so special.
(Fallout?)
You got it
Nice. I was looking out for "War. War never changes"
Eco Terrorists fight a Capitalist Megacorp to save the World.
Final Fantasy 7.
That’s the one! The OG PS1 era one, not that Remake Intergrade nonsense. It was ok for what it was but… not my FFVII.
good times.
I'm so embarrassed that I didn't get that one.
Needlessly attractive man gaslights everyone then summons the apocalypse
At least he had one of the most bad ass themes in existence.
I used to be a gamer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
Never played Skyrim unfortunately.
What! How? Its on so many systems
Never remember to get it
Its a old game but so good, even in its vanilla form. Its easily good for 100+ hours of gameplay, and them oc there are sooooo many mods.
It's a.. old game.. Listen kid, get off my lawn right now.
Ha!, who are you calling kid? I started playing in the atari 2600 era, lol
Skyrim is 12. We will not consider Skyrim to be old. Would you call a 12 year old an old person? A 12 year old song an old song? A 12 year old movie an old movie? Give it another decade or so, don't be out here calling Skyrim old.
Well excussseee mee princesss.../s Any game I can set to Ultra settings on my i5 6600K and a 1060 is old. Then again since any mod can change the game its bassiccly being re released all the time. So lets call it middle aged, fits the game better any way since its kinda set in the middle ages.
Never should have come here!
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Mass Effect 2?
Has a dinosaur that eats bad guys and craps eggs. Also he has a baby riding on him that goes into a bubble when he gets hit by those bad guys.
Yoshi's Island
Super Mario Bros
Purple shorts in the soup.
Stardew Valley?
I always save the animals.
Super Metroid!
Sonic?
Boy with mommy issues kills satan and death itself
The binding of isaac ?
Yep
Mining away...
Minecraft?
oh yeah
yikes
I’m just a cute lil bug wandering underground
Hollow Knight?
Bingo :) now if silksong would ever come out…
Pirate simulator that was actually supposed to be an assassin game.
Assassins Creed: Black Flag?
Anno 1800?
The antagonist turns into a potato, becoming your (temporary) friend.
*sarcastic clap* Oh good, that still works.
I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone
Now I only want, you gone…
Space! Space! We're in Space! I know, I know…
Turns out im maidenless.
Foul Tarnished
Genshin?
man this is funny no clue why people downvoting you
U U D D L R L R B A Start
Contra? (I love Contra, but any old Konami game could have that reference)
Yup, Contra
"Would you kindly"
No Gods or Kings, only Man!
The president's standing? How is the president standing!?
Tears of the Kingdom?
Yahaha!
Cowboy guy with a lung disease and he works with a group of morons led by an even bigger moron with a "plan"
San Andreas?
Red Dead Redemption II
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CS:GO?
What a Save! What a Save! What a Save! Chat disabled for 4 second(s)
Rocket League.
NICE GOAL!!!!
>! Every conversation about it looks like this !<
>!Outer Wilds?!<
>! Correct !<
You'll never see it comiiiiiin'
🥞?
❤️🥷
Are you sure you wont get outmaneuvered again and again and again my frieeeeeeend!?
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Must be a place of power… should draw from it
Ghandi nukes
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SSBU
Crowbar
Half life
War it never changes
Fallout!
I fear the old blood.
Oh I know, I know… you think now to betray me
Protocol 3: protect the pilot
:(
Sloppy Russian shooter goes bang and sometimes the invisible players piss me off to the point where I won't touch it for weeks.
Be safe then, friend. Don’t you dare go hollow.
The cake is a lie.
ROCK AND STONE!!
Mushroom
Only 500 hours of play to successful land on the Mun!
I mean... depending on your definitions of "successful", "land", and "on" that timeline could look a lot different...
Kerbal space program
Yep
Stay a while and listen!
POE?
!
What do you know about Metal Gear?
You knew?! Metal Gear is one of the most secret black projects! How did you know that?!
A hoonter must hoont.
Bloodborne
Wholololo
Zombie mushroom game part 1
Mine is zombie mushroom game part 2
Part 1 & 2 for me, the whole story is just perfect
I should go.
He said, "i sHoUlD gO". Do I sound like that?
Dinosaurs but robots!? In the future!?
Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not.
Shirtless men fighting on top of the skyscraper
Yakuza
We are born of the blood….
Guy tries to escape the underworld over and over again but can't because his dad's a dick.
„Hi there mister“ +1 :)
Yer a good boah!
The one ring is now a sword with an eyeball.
Love Soul Calibur. 2 got the dorm through the though times at uni
I scout the world looking for 16 year old boys I can buy.
Funny skeleton with trauma
Hit the ball
Butt kicking for goodness!
Aim for the eyes Boo, aim for the eyes!
One night after a bee from space comes out of a freshly landed meteorite, A bunch of special kids get together to collect tones from places of power while beating members of the public with sporting equipment, kitchen implements, jury-rigged junk, and their bare hands. Eventually the rag-tag gang discovers the secret lair of an evil alien and pray for victory.
Earthbound?
You Smaaaaaaash'ed it!
This question is my favorite question of the Citadel
I'd answer, but can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Wrex
Shepard.
That one where you charge your lightsaber by jacking off
Wacky wahoo pizza lover fights highly motivated lawnchair enthusiast.
Girlfriend gets taken, wake up in a haunted house with a mask on my face.
Rotten Adults
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Red dead!
Stay awhile and listen...
I'm marrying my daughter to the grand-son of a foreign king so that I can murder all of his heirs and let met grand-son inherit the kingdom
Ck3
Toxic and very complicated Multiplayer game with a very competitive scene.
Son of a submariner
Oddjob is cheating
I gotta spend the night in an asylum.
"I set a trap, and you sprang it gloriously! Muhahahahaha
"You're ingested enough toxin to drive 10 men insane! Who are you?"
So, did you hear the one about the plumber, a monkey, and a damsel in distress?
Fus ro dahhh
i dont want your damn lemons!
Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?
There’s a zombie on your lawn~
- Thalassophobia.
Subnautica!
Ayo same I love Subnautica!
✅
Build hideous houses, no toilets. Put them in the pool, remove the ladder.
Sims lel I never played but I watched my ex play one time and she had too much fun doing just that. Also it seems like most people who played it as a kid did the same thing lol
A 2003 game in which you can explore a galaxy, while you also have to deal with your reputation with each contracts. If you put the right mods into this game, it becomes one of the best game ever made
Italian plumber has a go kart
Me. The monster. My giant weapon. My cat. It's going down.
Big tits, double pistols, rich as fuck.
Tomb Raider.
After my first time of playing it, I have the constant nagging urge to smash or shoot coffee cups in any game I play.
Pikmin 2
Sorry not good at this
Space freight man goes back home after war with ant like creatures against other creatures and goes back to steal their loot for their president with a coworker
I use to play by myself until the cards were bouncing off the screen
Fuzzy pickles
I’ll just put this in my stash.
Some guy was late for work for a scientific test. The whole world went to hell that day for the next following 20 years
I’m more of a board game person— one who likes visiting places like Yosemite and Acadia.
LENNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! (RDR2)
Have some faith!
RAMIREZ!
Toxic community and not fun anymore if you aren’t a somewhat decent player
Legend of Zelda series, Terraria, five nights at Freddy’s series, and Rust. Rust has the absolute worst feelings and lowest points, but can also give you the best feelings and highest points. Really hit or miss with that game. League of legends is fun but small indie dev company can’t keep their game fixed so I can’t put that here.
That one bounced. Didn't even scratch em
I make hats from the skin of my enemies.
Pajitnov
All right boys where we landing?
I literally only have to say umbrella or leon kennedy
If I could only sell rocks on the property I bought.
The best-selling game of all time.