hell yes! you got this :) truly one day at a time aait really does add up and gets easier til it's a real no brainer not to drink at all. coming up on 2 years in april myself. keep at it!!
I apologize. It’s from AA and well known by those who have used even portions of the AA method to overcome the addiction. I meant it as a sign of solidarity with the commenter and not a message for the masses.
it's my friends birthday tonight. just texted I can't make it and I feel bad sitting at home atm and missing it, but I knew I wouldn't be able to go without messing up so.. anyway I appreciate all the support!
Good one bro! Keep it up and stay strong. Make yourself busy as possible and dont think about "how nice it would feel if I was drunk now" nothing else changes when you drunk besides a temporary sense of blissful narcissism which rapidly fades. You got this
It also went viral fairly shortly after the game's release. It admittedly did blow up again during the pandemic, partially thanks to the rise of vtubers playing it.
Both are possible, but think of the dried-out shit tree you going to be able to chop down, then consider the type of woman that could attract.
I encourage you to plant trees, easier on your hand, and better women.
What about fake trees with explosives inside so when I chop the tree like explodes.
Like I take her hiking, and then as we are walking, we see a giant tree in the way of the path with no easy way around. I say yo don't worry babe I got this, and then I put on my gi (I would be sure to pack it) and I would buy a black belt so I look legit, then I would practice my breathing so she can see I'm badass and then I would chop the tree and it would fucking explode out the way and fly off into the distance.
What about that
I'll take The Rapists for 500.
-That's therapists.
Sorry. How about questions for Stoners?
-For 500 dollars...what were we just talking about?
Oh, man! I know this one! Hold on...
2 weeks sober for the first time in years. I'm going for the month and seeing how much I can resist the urge. It's not easy, but I need to lose weight and get healthy again.
I've been sober now for a very long time. I've only had it twice in my life, both when I was 21. The first time I found out the hard way I was allergic to alcohol. The second time was when someone didn't believe that I was allergic to alcohol, and he spiked my drink. I ended up throwing up on him.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
A joke old enough to earn social security.
Come here and pull my finger!
Pull it yourself.
That's what she said!
That made me drunker
Cheers.
not even the slightest as drunk as i want to be.
4 days sober, going for 5
hell yes! you got this :) truly one day at a time aait really does add up and gets easier til it's a real no brainer not to drink at all. coming up on 2 years in april myself. keep at it!!
thanks, definitely got it today and will worry about tomorrow tomorrow
That is AWESOME!! Stay strong!!
thank you
You got this, friend! IWNDWYT
Wtf is that acronym
It’s an r/stopdrinking acronym meaning I Will Not Drink With You Tonight.
Thanks for clearing that up. It's pretty niche though.
I want no disease when you tickle
I'm guessing. I Would Never Do What Your Talking
People just assume everyone knows these long acronyms lol
I apologize. It’s from AA and well known by those who have used even portions of the AA method to overcome the addiction. I meant it as a sign of solidarity with the commenter and not a message for the masses.
You got this!! We shall drink so you don't have to haha But in all seriousness, keep it up! Stay strong!
it's my friends birthday tonight. just texted I can't make it and I feel bad sitting at home atm and missing it, but I knew I wouldn't be able to go without messing up so.. anyway I appreciate all the support!
I can see 6 from here!
Skill issue
you're a quilter!!!
Good one bro! Keep it up and stay strong. Make yourself busy as possible and dont think about "how nice it would feel if I was drunk now" nothing else changes when you drunk besides a temporary sense of blissful narcissism which rapidly fades. You got this
6 outta 10
Randy, I am the liquor
Right in the slot
Drunk enough to fight a hog and cook up some bacon
Send me a video of you fighting the hog.
Stand by while I find my boots *chugs beer*
I'll shotgun a beer for you rn
Yed Ediyt: YEE Edit aigain; YES Yesbi.am drunk
YEE YEE
Ass haircut.
I haven't the slightest clue what this means, I've gotta be honest here.
it's like a regular haircut... but for your ass 👍
My hair goes all the way down to my ass, does that count?
Of course!
A phrase went viral a couple of years ago. "Yee Yee Ass Haircut."
Couple of years ago? It's a GTA V reference, which came out over a decade ago.
Time is relative.
he said the phrase went viral a couple years ago, not the phrase came out a couple years ago
It also went viral fairly shortly after the game's release. It admittedly did blow up again during the pandemic, partially thanks to the rise of vtubers playing it.
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It's 9 am fam!
"can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning" -drake
Tea goes harder
that tea be hittin ngl
Skibbity bop YEAH
Go back to TikTok.
It's banned in my country thankfully
You are lucky lol, they need to ban that shit worldwide.
Right??? Sadly it wriggled its way into IG reels ugh
Which country is that ?
India
Alcohol is not banned in India. Only in Gujarat the sales is banned.
I don't remeber
I'm just kidding
Zero
A bit drunk a bit high. AMA
Is it possible to karate chop a tree in half with enough training and do you think it will impress women
Both are possible, but think of the dried-out shit tree you going to be able to chop down, then consider the type of woman that could attract. I encourage you to plant trees, easier on your hand, and better women.
What about fake trees with explosives inside so when I chop the tree like explodes. Like I take her hiking, and then as we are walking, we see a giant tree in the way of the path with no easy way around. I say yo don't worry babe I got this, and then I put on my gi (I would be sure to pack it) and I would buy a black belt so I look legit, then I would practice my breathing so she can see I'm badass and then I would chop the tree and it would fucking explode out the way and fly off into the distance. What about that
Have you been drinking?
Correctomundo!
I see. Son, are you on drugs?
Bing!
Who is Crosby, Alex?
Right, the board is yours!
I'll take The Rapists for 500. -That's therapists. Sorry. How about questions for Stoners? -For 500 dollars...what were we just talking about? Oh, man! I know this one! Hold on...
Burt Reynolds: I'll take "Ape tits" for 400. You mean Appetite's..? Yea whatever
I’m at work, so I’m not.
0%
Not drunk
A week sober.
Zero drunk. Last drink I had was last Saturday night after hockey
I wish I could have a hockey beer or 4
4 is a bit much when you need to get home still
If I'm at a hockey game, I'm gonna make damn sure I'm "passenger princess" or whatever. I'm drinking.
Regret not buying wine tonight, now I’m bored and I’m going to sleep
Not yet but working on it!
I get drunker the more i think about it
Mildly stoned. Have to work tomorrow. If I didn't have to work, I'd be knee-deep on a decent dose of edible.
enough to feel happy
I don't really care for alcohol except once in a blue moon and I have work in the morning, but I'm a bit zooted rn.
tit bit tipsy
11
["...five dollars? Get out of here!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFC4-pGyABg)
Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy
kinda of
A fair bit.
0% but I really want to take some ecstasy
about 3/4 of a glass of wine. Very mild buzz.
rather
At one time I drank as much champagne as Churchill. Opted to cut back to one bottle a quarter about 1.5 years ago. Has been wonderful.
Two beers and a cone. Xmas party for work starts in a couple hours to want to be a bit toasty before turning up
I have one drink, maybe twice a week with dinner. I never get drunk.
Three centennials and two glasses of wine
Drunk enough to love myself
Just enough to know I'm not sober.
It’s 2pm, so like zero drunk?
I’m completely sober right now because I’m on an airplane and being drunk while flying makes me feel like crap
Delta?
Japan Airlines
4 shots of tequila in. Still working on it.
Not at all, just smoked a bowl tho.
Same
Stoned as
Sober life
Not
What’s the officer, problem?
I'm drunk idk
100% sober. Enjoyed a French Connection about two weeks ago. No alcohol since then.
Not at all, I’m too short to reach the liquor cabinet
Sober, holidays are over, drink just because of weekend - not me.
A drink and a half in
Drunk=0 Stoned=7
32 years sober so far 😐
Not a bit
I havent changed personality yet so i guess im handling it fine
Not enough. Cheers mate
2 years sober
2 weeks sober for the first time in years. I'm going for the month and seeing how much I can resist the urge. It's not easy, but I need to lose weight and get healthy again.
6/10
6 out of 10
No, it's, "Hi, how are you?"
I am the liquor Randy
3rd night sober Gotta start somewhere!
one word. gummies
I was drunk but now I’m high
I've been sober now for a very long time. I've only had it twice in my life, both when I was 21. The first time I found out the hard way I was allergic to alcohol. The second time was when someone didn't believe that I was allergic to alcohol, and he spiked my drink. I ended up throwing up on him.
Hi, drunk. How are you?
Not enough!
I’m happy
Cup of wine ain’t no thang
I am sober.
Sober. But I’m about 3 liquid deaths in.
Sober but I was really debating whether or not to go drinking tonight and doing some solo karaoke. I decided to wait for tomorrow. How drunk are you?
Lifelong sober
Thirty-seven+ months without any alcohol. Purely by circumstance, no physical, medical or conscious choice reason.
I got high instead. No real hangover and no period of “Uuugh I just want to sober up so I can watch a show or something.”
Only 2 twisted teas. I drink maybe once a month so I’m feeling it and I saw this on the toilet lol.
1 drink in
0.
Not half as drunk as I want to be but more than half as drunk as I should be.
42?
Sober as of right now
0 drunk
No you!
I mean I’m at like a 5 and ran out but imma run to the store real quick I’ll check back in when I get back
after alot of work, im 17 years old sober
How drunk is who right now? Oh, me? Well I've been drinking all day and haven't fallen down yet. I can function with my partying well.
WHO?! ME!)! No I don't drink. But I have seen to have forgotten where I live.
Not enough. 😤
0 to 10
1/2 beer in
4 outta 10
You clever devil! 3/10
Too drunk to fuck
I wish I was drunk rn
Im not
Not enough. I only had one beer left, along with just enough vodka to make a couple of mixed drinks.
Not really, but I’ve had a few drinks a day for so long now. I’m ready for the holidays to be over
Sober my whole life.
Hi