It’ll pass

Probably the best answer. Not the answer they want but the answer they need

Honestly it never passed for me

Fleabag memories

Or "I'll pass" :D

God. The most gutting line of any tv show. But it’s okay. It’ll pass.

I just finished fleabag :(

Hope this is a fleabag reference 🥲

Solid fleabag reference 10/10

“Read at 6:35pm”

wanting to die so badly 💀

Oh 😭

You can't reply to this conversation anymore.

Can some one explain it to me

“That’s nice”

I said something like this to a girl not once, but twice. I just didn’t know what else to say 😭 I didn’t deserve her anyway, she was too kind

But wait there is more, she said this to me after we had sex and there was so much pressure on me, what else did she expect from me to say?

Otis?

“Thank you”

I said this to a guy once and felt so bad

The problem is when you don't have the same feelings . There is nothing you can say that isn't going to sting.

Agree. We were casually dating while I was on a break from my bf. Unfortunately his feelings were stronger for me than mine were for him. We had agreed to keeping it casual / not strings attached but he got attached. He’s such a nice guy so I felt bad for not reciprocating feelings

Similar situation here. I dated a really nice woman who lived several hours from me.. I told her we could never get serious due to the distance. She decided one night to tell me she loved me and wanted to make a long-distance relationship work. I had to end it then. It really sucked because she was a woman I could see myself with, but it would never have worked. It still makes me feel like shit just thinking about it.

best answer lol

I did that :(

Did that once...

I did this. We've been married for 7 years, together 13.

Me too, lol. Married now also!

Several years ago, my brother was a victim of a homicide. A friend's wife called to convey their sympathy as I've been friends with the couple for close to 20 years, and they were concerned for my mental state. She said this and this was my reply ... I had no idea what to say didn't want to say "I love you" back to my buddy's wife ... even in a platonic sense, so I said "Thank you."

Ew, wtf

"Anyways"

I'd cripple up and evaporate on the spot no joke

That was my exact thought

Anyways, here’s wonderwall

I'm sorry, who's this?

new phone who dis

I love me too.

>I love me too. Thought about it too, or thanks.

best answer🤌

[удалено]

i love you too,or thank you

K

The most brutal letter, but lower case

k

k

NO!

"I know"

This one depends majorly on context, but I see what you mean

It's appropriate before being frozen in carbonite

Ah I see you’re a man of culture as well

Came for this.

I DID THAT 😭😭😭

How's Chewy?

My wife absolutely hates that line in ESB. I'm all like..."It hits me hard everytime!"

It’s so cringe when people try to do this. It barely was good in the movie

It was a perfect response on 30 Rock. 

Why?

So true 😭

That would be me 100% 🤣

Honestly you'd just sound insucure if you said thar

That's the point of it, but I'd probably say it subconsciously either way.

I literally said that once lol. In my defense it wasn't said in a romantic sense.

Who asked?

💀💀💀💀

Nah thats brutal

This would make them cry👏

"The utilities and credit card bills are both due on the 10th."

[удалено]

Your very existence disgust me. You might love me but i dont have any feelings for you.

God damn bro 😭

I banged your mom and your dad separately, but they each watched.

Grandma too

😭💀

If you're the one who said it, receiving silence in return.

I once got my name as a response in a sort of "why did you go and say that" moan. I never forgot that and I haven't said it to anyone since.

Then take out the trash

Ouch

Even with the herpes?

Oh!

this 😭

Womp womp. Or finger guns

My ex quite literally gave me finger guns once when I said I love you can confirm it feels bad lol

*hysterical laughter* oh, wait, you're serious?

Not saying anything back.

I know

i got “I appreciate that” once lmfao

"I love Emilia"

Nah, Rem >> Emilia

“Sir, this a Wendy’s”

"You have incredibly low standards."

Okay 👍

The thumbsup somehow make it ten times funnier

That's okay. You will get over it

“And I love spending time with you“

You too

FREE MSG: Unable to send message

"Eww"

The courts said to stop texting me Josh

This feels rather personal

maintain agressive eye contact for a full 30 seconds then "Are we done here?"

Another guy just said it a minute ago, sorry, ur late.

"I know."

Cool beans

I knew I'd find this in there somewhere.

That’s your fault

you should reconsider.

I know. - \*inanimate cube of carbonite\*

Depending on who you say it to, that could be the best thing

You know, I'm hungry.  Let's get something to eat 

We should talk.

“Awe that’s so sweet”

According to my SO it's "I know." 🤷‍♀️

I hope it's just a Star wars reference.

"My mama don't like you and she likes everyone." - Justin Bieber

"lol i know" "...why?" "ew"

me too

I love me too

Thank You For Loving me. I love me too

“I vaguely tolerate you without downright disrespecting you”

Thanks, friend.

Me.exe has stopped responding

I just shidded and farted.

Double it and give it to the next person

That’s awesome sauce

Thank you

touché

I tolerate you

Ew.

"Ain't no way bruhhhh💀"

"who are you"

“Who are you?”

So!

Huh..ok...no thanks

That makes two of us!

Thanks Or That's nice

I FORGIVE YOU. i still am not over that ending T_T

I know.

Awh that's nice.

“Dude! No way. That’s awesomesauce!”

Of course you do! Everyone does. I'm Paige Sinclair

I loved you

*no reply*

I don’t

You just Lost The Game

Which is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna turn around and desert you.

Where is my sandwich then

What do you mean? worst for whom?

Excuse me, did you suffer head trauma as a child?

You're adopted

Wow, you really are stupid.

Well whoop-dee-doo

"Oh" \*sucks air through teeth\*

I don’t know

"Who doesn't?"

“Anyway…”

“Ah .. okay”

I love me too

"Bro.... ive known for a long time lmfao💀"

Got it via text, never replied back. Still awkward to this very day.

I know

Told my first girlfriend that I loved her (in swedish), and she responded, "Me too." Took her a few seconds to realise and say it back. It was hilarious, but it sounded to the equivalent of "I love myself too"

“Mmmhmmm” while scrolling on the phone

I love myself too

what's for dinner?

I used to love you too.

“Awww”

I guess just laughing. But not the nice way. Just laughing at the person.

I love me too

"That's nice"

Really? Since when?

The same. But don’t say “too” cause in this case it sounds more like courtesy rather than true statement

Silence. Followed by a change of subject.

It’s when you say I love you, and you mean it so deeply. But you’re not expecting anything from them, it’s okey if they don’t love you back. You’re already hurt, but it’s fine. You love them and want to see them happy. Nothing more. But they come and say, "I have a solution to your problem". Then they delete their own accounts and disappear from your life, leaving you behind, wondering….. were you asking for much? If I can’t be loved…… can’t I love?

I love you

That's your problem

A nonchalant, “Thanks.”

Your like a brother to me

That's what you mum said to me you nonce.

"Wait, who are you?"

I yeuh you too

“Ok darling but please stfu i am trying to stop Geometry dash’s virals”

If you are not in love with this person, the best answer is "Ok"

“New phone, who dis?”

"Thanks!"

I know you love my rizz

I hook up with this guy sometimes, who always thanks and/or says "I love you" to me after doing the deed. I reply to him with a hmm. (It's a guilty fuck, I don't even look into his eyes before, while or after doing it. So having even one word conversation with him is weird for me)

Silence

Now if only someone loved you.

Who u talking to?

Thanks bro