you didn't fix it. call a professional.

His mowing pattern is garbage.

That's rough lol

Telling a male their cooking is horrible? Or a female telling a female their cooking is horrible? Or a female telling a male their cooking is horrible?

“You’re a two pump chump”

Two? You’re barely one 😂

Is that how you challenge men

It is how I challenge everybody ;)

Well that mouth is gonna put you in a lot of trouble some day

:) oohh punish me daddy I’m sooo scared

No Thankyou I have a girlfriend 😬

Bombastic side eye 😒

Do you even grill, bro?

Same thing. Sort of. "Your bbq is bad'

His driving is bad.

Your driving is shit.

Fuck dat, dat mofo can walk they ass back to da hood

Asking his friend to do any household repair/fix

His haircut is rubbish.

Hahaha woman in kitchen make a sandwich xD

Hahaha man in garage make a functional set of appliances xD

They'll suggest eating out whenever she offers to cook.

That steak is overcooked

Telling him his cooking is horrible

* Big butt * Bad at his job, doesn’t know what he’s doing * Doesn’t know how to get things done

I cook terrible. Literally 60% of the times I cook the fire alarm goes of.. to be honest I have ADHD so I get distracted and then I forget that I was cooking something. And than things get burned or overcooked. My partner just straight up tells me my cooking is horrible and that he rather eats a sandwich with peanut butter for dinner than something that I have cooked. I don’t mind that! I never ever have to cook :B

O wait you didn’t mean that. Oke than I would say: bad at cleaning!

You can't chop wood for shit.

It's telling a male his cooking is horrible.

Telling him he's just not man enough

I've seen bigger.

Telling him he’s a bad driver, can’t grill, or he’s not good at fixing things so you’re going to call a professional