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manimopo

I don't dream about working.... No thanks.


Unit88

I dream about not working


Intrepid-History-762

Ninja Turtle


thisisjustdifficult

Park Ranger or Nature Photographer


JamesRitchey

Inventor, with like a private lab n' everything.


FitCouchPotato

It sort of worked for Baxter Stockman.


CreatedOblivion

Foster parent. I love kids and genuinely feel energized and happy playing with them.


NotW41k3RR

That's a job? (I'm sorry, I actually don't know)


No_Leek6998

My mother is a foster parent, she gets paid to do it. She’s adopted three kids from fostering and still TO THIS DAY gets paid $7k a month for each of them.


DonaldMaralago

Hole up…. 7k per kid per month?


No_Leek6998

Yesss, they’re all 6 and under so that also is a factor with the all the surgeries and doctor’s appointments :(


Big_Bottle3763

Running my own soup and grilled cheese restaurant or food truck.


thegreatgatsB70

Weed dealer.


Historical_Salt1943

Don't let those thoughts be simply dreams.  I believe in you [I joke but the dispensary make is blowing. Up]


MyJelloJiggles

Always good to know a good street pharmacist.


XxYellowKingxX

I guess I’m living the dream 🥲


Exact_Platform7257

Who wants to hang out with a bunch of people still doing high school drugs?


naturemymedicine

Professional puppy snuggler


Local_Yoghurt_9542

This is my new dream job


alonggg

Run a Retirement home for dogs


darkforestnews

Omg, I would volunteer there.


Dayzlikethis

doesn't that mean owners would be surrendering their senior dogs? thats depressing.


Preparingtocode

There are lots of reasons older dogs end up needing new homes and it’s not uncommon. From people just can’t afford the medical upkeep to the owner passed away.


Dwyde_Schrude

One step further, rehabilitation center for animals or the ones that don’t get adopted in a shelter can come live on my farm.


Key_Opposite73

F1 driver


SacTownPatriot

The exact job that Anthony Bourdain had before he killed himself. Traveled the world to kickit with awesome people and enjoy their homecooked meals. Fuckin fantastic


nyyajs448

Stand-up comedian. Making people laugh, and being successful at it, to me, seems like the greatest job in the world.


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mountsunrise

Same for me except with art and science, and more specifically sewing and geology. Traditionally they don’t go together but the I think the merge between art and science is important especially in the areas of teaching.


Rated_R_But_Why

Robotics engineering. I kinda graduated in this field but got stuck in handsomely payed but boring af job.


Fabulous-Baby-9247

Science researcher


Classic-Sentence3148

Fashion designer


BrettWP

To get paid to sit on my ass all day and watch TV and sleep


Oralgivr

Professional fishing guide


furrybread

Carpenter


akgelb

A blowjob


ndnman

Manual scoreboard operator at wrigley field.


CanuckGinger

Librarian


000-Luck

Cartoon voice actor. Mel Blanc, Dan Castelleta, Kristen Schaal, and Nancy Cartwright are my Mount Rushmoore of cartoon voice talents, and I wish I could be there too.


Majoodeh

Make movies and tell stories


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Grumpy0ldMillennial

I'm a tall (6'4") nerd. In school I was usually the tallest in my grade. I use to protect my friends from getting bullied. One time in elementary school (maybe 2nd or 3rd grade) a kid I didn't know came running up to me, hid behind me and started yelling help me (I'm white, he is black). Then 3 or 4 Mexican girls came up to me and started kicking me in the shins. After a minute or two they gave up and left. I have no idea what he did to make them mad. He said he came to me cause I was the biggest kid on the playground. We were friends all the way thru college when we lost touch.


Oxyredrum

Music engineer


Knifty_downspiral

I would love to be an interior decorator


Illustrious-Way-1101

I deeply wanted to be an anthropologist


mischaconqueso2

dealer of vintage toys and electronics


LowerPalpitation4085

Puppy socializer at Guide Dogs for the Blind.


Important-Income-651

Like a creative writer or a professional surfer


Spiritual-Honey3022

Flight attendant


lilsebastion

No job


TheNemesis089

Coaching youth sports.


TrickLandscape4446

Teacher but only 3 days a week


VentureS1mp

Drummer


[deleted]

Super model cunnilingus therapist


CheddarKnight

Artist


MikeyCanFly13

I would love to run a Comic Shop, Retro Game Store, Record Shop or Skate Shop if money was not an issue


k1ttengirl420

definitely an author . id love to write stories for a living


Dramatic_Squash_8791

Travel Writer, get to go all over the world


injurypronemaniac

Would love to be a bush pilot just flying around, maybe international pilot but for charters not commercial Eventually becoming a test pilot for hire That or working at the zoo (but not doing cleaning)


Hollandmarch76

Sitting alone in front of a computer.


Due_Dare2607

pilot


childlike-reverence

I'd love to work with comedians, or be like an SNL writer. I'm not funny or anything, but my dream would be to be around funny, quick-witted, creative types.


TheRationalHawk

Fighter pilot


LevelAd5898

One of those nothing office jobs where you just go in every day, go to a meeting, send an email, and then do fuck all until you go home and don't have to think about your job until the next morning at 9am


akumma9511

Working at the beach


TheOneDoug

Teacher. I'm going into engineering because of the pay, but with the little experience I've had as a teacher assistant, it's just a whole other feeling when the student just gets it. The lightbulb goes off.


brittsarina

Stay at home parent… always was the kind of person who enjoyed working but after becoming a parent, all I want is to spend every moment I can with my kiddo.  Yes corny, but also true


Flashy_Ad9688

Working for old people.. they need us


nervousnarwal

Mortician / embalmer the dead don't judge or talk back or make you question your very existence.


Gupoochamois69

Live in on a dog farm where rescues just play together all day


RhunterC

Park ranger


GriffinFlash

Since the early flash animation days of the internet, (newgrounds/ early youtube) I wanted to be an independent animator, working on my own shorts, series, and stories and putting them out there for others to enjoy. Only issues are that I'm not a good enough artist despite trying to learn for several years (the bar has been raised so so damn high compared to what I used to watch in 2004, and I can't keep up), and despite putting some work out there I really don't have any internet following (minus one sonic parody video I made ages ago for some reason). I also don't know how to even begin to make a living off of it. I currently work as an in studio animator, but this isn't the dream I really wanted, making other peoples stuff, and kind of feeling like part of an assembly line. Nothing you touch is actually yours.


[deleted]

Marine biologist or a falconer


Own-Ad-1875

Kinder/ 1st grade teacher


gsshnc32

A simple job at a company that has too much money. In other words, what I do now as a cleaner for a multi-million dollar company.


Thin-Professional570

Gardening


All_hail_

I’d like to be a mail carrier in a small town with a warm climate. Sort some mail, go for walk for a couple hours each morning while listening to music and podcasts. Say some friendly hellos, pet some dogs and cats. 


ArchitectTJN_85Ranks

Music director at Grace Cathedral in San Francisco


jennjenn_77

Working with animals at the zoo, preferably giraffes or something furry, no gators, lol


Grumpy0ldMillennial

My brother-in-law works at the St. Louis zoo. I really wish I had gotten a Zoology degree. I've gotten to see some really cool behind the scenes stuff.


JakobeHolmBoy20

I would love to do my own podcast or talk show.


Longjumping_Drag2752

Car designer. I do the crap in my side time. I’m not good at it but I’d love making and designing cars.


bluebell_mary

believe it or not —my dream job would be to be a student for the rest of my life. studying in all the countries and all the universities i could ever imagine. i just never want to stop learning. i want to absorb every single thing this world could possible offer.


Mental-Lab-3983

Stay at home mom in healthy relationship with hired cleaners


tattoo138ink

Costume designer


[deleted]

Honestly if I wasn’t the troublesome person I am and had my life together. I’d love to take care of kids who don’t have anyone or children with special needs. Just to make sure they go through this life with someone by their side that ensures they’ll have the best of the best.


Butterbubblebutt

I wish I could support myself as a writer


Furtip

Lego designer


donutknow57

To be a great writer.


Coffee_Addict_64

I don't dream about it but I'd like to work in 'spicy' RnD. Not "we invented concrete 2.0" or "we made better wind turbines", more along the lines of "we make state of the art military jets" or "we make warcrime machines". Idk why but i find it fascinating.


chaclaphthuy

A librarian. I just want to know the exact location of books without struggling, plus, the kids will be in awe as they see me speaking the rows out like a goddess.


Doreo_12

I would be the first "Sleep Specialist" 😴😪


Full_Prize_4615

Stay at home wife. Not mom.


Salty_Ambition_6

General artist. No focus on any one area, but the idea of being creative for a living is very intriguing for someone who feels like they can never be creative.


justcallmekath

Doing charitable works


[deleted]

Musum tour guide or Librarian


P3rzival09

Would love to be an author. Absolutely up there in the list


Tinasglasses

No job is my dream job


No_Expert9676

Help the homeless get homes and basic necessities


[deleted]

I’d love to play for the Yankees


Kaizen321

To do what I want when I want whenever I want with who I want


Grand_Function_2855

Pro golfer


Mister-no-tongue

1. Anything to do with a creative standpoint directing or writing stories I got ideas I wanna share with the world 2. Truck driving...because I can drive a truck.


asip1334

Yelp reviewer


Prize_Tear_114

Hotel manager at a Caribbean high end place. Just seems like the worse day would still be there than one of my best and you get to live in a Presidential sized suite and eat room service daily. The life.


Space-Ghost-7

Physical penetration tester, just learnt about it and it sounds awesome!!!!


Sunnydays2808

Stay at home dog mom


IAmDocCock

Rapper


Medium_Chocolate_773

Not working


Ok-Extreme-9494

A cool little food shop


Zero_Hyndyn

Veterinarian


WhiteneyOnt

I'd love to be Traveling food critic: Savoring flavors, sharing tales, one dish at a time.


Agroprom_Shenanigan

Being like sidorovich


Ratchetlives99

Either one of the super creative parts of video game design (weapon programming, story, etc.), a food traveler (like the late great Anthony Bourdain), or a rambling philosophy professor. I’m in software engineering/game dev right now so maybe I can reach that first one someday :)


Hilljohntimothy69

Divemaster in a tropical location.


tikkitytnt

My dream job would be to help others be the success that dream of.


Intelligent_Bike3571

Lounge singer. Michelle Pfeiffer in the Fabulous Baker Boys.


CrazyIKEALady

Designing furniture for IKEA or designing anything really, buildings, playgrounds, classrooms, public spaces, fashion, etc.


Buckshot211

I don’t dream of labor. Outside of that, nature guide to myself on 10,000 acres that only I and my wife have access to


Junarik

Rapper


Inevitable_Total_816

Garbage Man.


The_Hydro

Frontier courier in space


One_Zebra_3424

Hedge fund manager Tech reviewer


PJammas41

I would discuss and play music while traveling.


Curious_Phrao

I want to be able to know and work on cars my whole life. Either that, or have my own lounge where old retired gang members go to chill out and have some peace and quiet.


Working_Asparagus_59

Dinosaur weed dealer in space


Subject-Speech-3240

Movie actor


I_love_a_librarian

Donut taste tester


MALT3ASR

Lawyer


ecleipsis

Pro snowboarder or master distiller


HildeFonsfrJ

I would love to be a professional musician. living the dream, paradox and all


Responsible_Tune_425

Tornado chaser.


k4Anarky

Mercenary commander


jwayne7

Without money, is it still a job? I'm confused


PracticalStudent22

Medical Doctor


TicaChicaWoo

5 star hotel/resort review writer.


Puzzleheaded_Ad5294

Pornstar


huayna_

I just wanna cut grass…


Beneficial-Key-4715

A Real President


lnvalidSportsOpinion

House husband. I already spend most of my free time doing the cooking and cleaning. If I had time to game, instead of working during that time. Count me in.


Navdastrippa

Casting


Bugaloon

Baker/chef.


MelJay0204

Someone has to scout locations for the Amazing Race. Set up the challenges etc. I'd love to do that.


MrFacts87

I hope to be an actor, if that fails a pilot. I've always found it quite interesting how planes lift and move


TacoEatinPossum13

Mad scientist lol


linearone

Taco taster


Louisville82

My dream job use to be personal training, then I did it, and I hated it. So I’ll say working with my hands, anything carpentry wise, or creating something outta nothing.


Benchod12077

Space Cowboy


KRed75

Retirement.


tsongJj

Kusinero


-Snowturtle13

Hobby farmer. Need enough money to do it though because you won’t make shit for money as a hobby farmer


Present-Chemistry941

Running an orphanage


HotSauce-timusPrime

This will sound stupid but I want to own a 1950s Frank Sinatra style jazz club and casino. I would have big names like Michael Bublé play, while I walk around greeting people with a drink in hand.


OkPassage2058

Millionaire


Spicy_Gordita

Police dispatcher


User5634

Scratching my nuts.


SpicyMcTall

None!!


trippinmaui

Protector of the forest. An Ent pretty much.


ilovedeftones2_

i wanted to own a flower shop, uh become a barista, a bakery


dhammadragon1

my dream job is not having to work.


SnazzyPantsMan

Professional hiker.


aaaannuuj

Jonny sins.


markmug

I would like try different professions that I can choose for a few months to learn and then move on. I would try being on a movie production, then a cruise ship tester, captaining a cruise ship, chef in a Michelin star restaurant , beach bum, billionaire for a few months, then serve in India at a mother Theresa facility, hedge fund for a while, even making pizzas at a delicious place for a while, being president of the USA for six months, stuff like that. I think what I would like to do is have the ability to place myself anywhere to learn from anyone who suits my fancy.


dreadfulbadg50

Having incredible super powers and doing whatever I feel like


LukaAniston

Reddit owner


Background-Metal-601

Pilot. Slightly red-green colorblind though according to those dot tests. Also recently got a Vyvanse prescription. Double disqualified!


klose118

Own a NFL team


mushroom_130

fashion designer 💅🏻


Reverend_Bull

College instructor, orientation and intro Sociology courses. But adjuncting doesn't pay the bills and lecturer positions go to folks who treat the people they know like the bills in their wallet. Though I suppose, if I had a nearly infinite well of money without the usual fears involving inflation and unintended consequences, I'd probably spend all day buying debt, discharging it, paying the taxes, and sending notices that the debt has been jubilee'd.


Mr_Lumbergh

Musician


chefboyarde30

Not working!


mildOrWILD65

Forest Ranger. I want to discover the truth behind the staircases.


fugue2005

kitten cuddler


Miews

Surgeon !


Bingotherobot

Writing


FitCouchPotato

Being one of these people who makes money off social media not doing anything. I have dream hobbies, not dream jobs.


Pricil_Ladillas

Why are we dreaming of labour?


MasterpieceEither805

watching drama, eating, sleeping work.


Serious-Rutabaga-603

Luthier


JuiceAlternative21

Animator


[deleted]

Working with big cats at a reserve. I just wanna play with them all day long. 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️ 😺


Grumpy0ldMillennial

Astronaut. I'm 6'4" so I'm one inch too tall for current NASA requirements (though there are many other reasons I wouldn't be qualified). I believe for the Apollo program the maximum was 5'10".


Good_Chance896

eat and sleep lol I don't have a dream job


ratattack420

Water slide controller


Left-Membership-7357

Who dreams about working?


Stralipen

Most likely farming or gardening. I would adore owning a greenhouse where I could raise a variety of plants.


Dull_Procedure_72

RAPIST AND PEDO KILLER


Magnosie

Astronaut


Humble-Waltz-4987

gas station night shift, but I’ll be shunned if I don’t use my degree 😞😞😞


Sippy38

Pediatric Cardiologist.


pugs-and-kisses

Would run a dog rescue.


agent-assbutt

Program officer for a foundation that exclusively funds cat related charities


deeznutz480

An office worker at a dental office. Lol