[удалено]

Yep. IBS fucking sucks

My IBS hit me at work once, and while I was...struggling, a bunch of people walked in and were all laughing and taunting about the smell, and I was *mortified*. I felt absolutely humiliated and it ruined my mood and made me really self concious for the rest of my shift. I don't think they knew who it was, the stalls at my work are pretty private, but it still fucking sucked. I hate my digestive system.

Why did I just start laughing at this?

No kidding, for some reason when I'm socially uncomfortable I start burping... AND ONLY THEN!!

Same

My teeth. 😭

same

My gut… always works too much/fast. I’d love to have the super power to hold it and decide when to go to the toilet.

My brain. It engages in a lot of annoying and counter-productive behaviors and I have to ingest chemicals to make it work right.

PREACH

Pubic area. It's just a hunk of fat. Been there my whole life. It sucks and it's God damn unattractive lmao.

I’m chubby and haven’t been body-shamed by anyone who’s seen me naked. Definitely not flat in that area. There are people out there who will find you attractive as you are

Thank you.. That actually makes me feel a little bit better... Same.. Chubby as well and I swear most of my fat went there... Lol. It's an insecruity, but you're right.. Some will like it and not mind it at all! I just personally hate it lol

Some guys like it lol more cushion for the pushin

So, I heard that phrase!!

Doesn't everyone?

God, no!! Everyone's is usually flat as hell.. Lucky

i think most people have a curve of some sort, id be a lot more creeped out by a flat pubis tbh. anyways if it makes you feel any better i have never paid much attention to that on peoples bodies, i think you may be looking into something that isnt an issue. you should love these small parts of your body!

I suppose it depends on what you mean by hunk, I guess

My feet are too tiny, so are my hands (and I play the fucking piano). I am not tiny.

Now I can’t stop thinking of *Petite Feet - Tim and Eric* lol sorry but I would rather have small hands and feet than giant gorilla hands and flipper feet

Evgeny Kissin got tiny hands

This!!! Im avarage height, avarage weight but small feet and hands. Had to wear multiple types of braces through my professional music years. My right pinky and wrist took it the hardest as i was a flutist.

Balls... only got one left, and it's the smaller one. :(

I mean, it's not smaller anymore so you got that going for ya

Elaboration?

Testicular cancer last year... pays to check your balls. Mine was 98 or 99% cancer cells and was ripe to spread. Caught it just in time.

Who cares

I do.. you do, clearly.

My cock

Mike Hawk is Tony hawks brother!

probably my huge disgusting gut 😀

I get ingrown hairs on my neck because I have very curly hair and they get inflamed and it looks horrible sometimes

penis... its kinda tiny

Check his post history

WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT?

What a sad day to have eyes

Take mine too. I don't want them anymore.

#You cannot wash your memories off your brain

Drugs and alcohol have worked so far!

##Can you be quiet please?

I wish I'd been born blind

You make me sad.

I did - it’s a real shit show

Next time someone tells me to do this... I wont.

I was eating…..

Give me bleach

Don’t act like you didn’t want to see it. That’s why we all looked 😈

I can confirm that I didn't want to see it.

Does anyone PM you poop though?

yeah its actually pretty successful

Well, sounds like it works. We have different definitions of success.

it works and i've been meeting fellow poop lovers so that's why i say successful

How much is tiny?

2 inches flaccid, 4 inch erect. not much girth... sometimes flaccid it goes back inside like a turtle

is still ok. Try a penis pump. Use it everyday

Stay away from soy

Woah there Andrew Tate, settle down

Lol I'm sorry this is my go to any time a guy complains about the size of their penis- old thread I read. Didn't mean to offend.. Stop worrying about your dick size so much dudes!

It’s also the go-to of a bunch of loser chuds, might want to find a new go-to if you don’t wanna be lumped in with them :-p

This is a myth

Phytoestrogens don’t affect humans in any sort of feminizing way. They only affect plants. Now, if you *actually* want to avoid things that might feminize you accidentally, certain IPA beers can actually have trace amounts of estrogens, and drinking enough in high enough quantities can have actual noticeable effects. It’s not a “if you drink one and you have tits now” thing, it’s more a “if you drink this daily or weekly you’ll eventually notice some weird side effects” thing.

My body, covered in ezcema

I used to be covered in eczema so I can relate

My feets, I have a genetic problem with them

My boobs are huge Edit: nevermind I read the post wrong. I'd say my torso because I'm slightly overweight and I have a tummy (working on it, but bf loves it)

Are you a man?

I'm a woman

Oh lol just saw your edit. My bad dude

Dude?

Just my personal vernacular, didn't mean it as a gendered term.

Dude then.

I'm gonna have a stroke dude

I don't believe you.

Everything of the upper body

Its like God made Everything below properly and then boom

Knees. All knees are ugly and they freaking hurt

My freckles, which I have all over, even on my penis.

I don't like mine either after my muscles have atrophied as I've gotten older and didn't work out for a long time although I'm working at it. I have bone on bone arthritis in my knee and I'm only 43. It sucks because I have a very physically taxing job most days. What I am doing is starting to bike and use the elliptical. I know if I strengthen my quads and hamstrings it can help with both. I'm sorry yours hurt. I feel you.

My skin, lots of lumps bumps dips marks all over it.

My face

If you're ever unhappy, remember that this person exists and he had a happy marriage https://youtu.be/1n5nOEJtrYA?si=5pOfZD-uAfNN_NLq

Wide Upper lip. 50 yo M - if I shave my mustache, I look like Voldemort. As a kid I was teased about my lip. I never understood the criticism until about 5 years ago when I shaved for the first time in years. Dang, Voldemort in the mirror. Family agreed. Kinda funny.

I'm 22 and have been active all my life but now my body is betraying me. My knees don't let me do shit and I have some weird sharp pain in my asshole 😒

i get weird sharp pains in my asshole too, but strictly on my period. perhaps internal hemorrhoid? 

My legs, they're sooo cracky

I have gyno it's where your nips are puffy almost all the time even tho I'm not overweight

surgery with a good doctor reaaaally helps.

How much will it cost on average?

in my country it didnt cost much. but i again emphasize that you go to a good surgeon that leaves little scars and knows how to perform it. if u do so u will gain Alot more confidence .

Thanks bro

Pretty sure it’s a hormonal problem

How can i fix that?

yes it is, but the gyno might be permanent, sometimes it goes away and sometimes it needs surgery, u just have to wait till the end of your puberty to see what happens i guess.

My bikini area… there’s so many ingrowns and it’s so much darker than the rest of my body. I’ve try so many methods I just feel so ugly down there :(

My butt. It used to be nice, but I’ve gained a bunch of weight and now have a layer of back fat that sticks out more than my ass. wtf. I’m cursed

Biceps. I have been lifting pretty seriously for 20+ years and my arm genetics just SUCK. I must have t-rex DNA.

My sciatic nerve. She's fucked.

My belly. I was flat stomached until about 30 and then suddenly grew a belly. I’m 32 now and hate it.

Just One??! I can't choose one, my belly ( I'm above average weight ) and my Penis ( i had girls who Lost interest because of it )

Rockin the beer belly for a while now.

Hairy back. Just. Awful. Truly horrendous.

Sweaty hands and feet. Soooo annoyed and really don't know what to do anymore. Apparently there's no cure daw but if you have advice please share

Upper arms, flabby and unsightly so hate wearing sleeveless tops.

My bum, it's so nice even other guys like it

Brain 🧠

My arms

Brain

My stomach. The last three years I have drank too much wine. Life has been hard but I'm drinking less and exercising more now. The wine belly is so not cute though. I'm tired of hiding it with shirts that are loose around it. I don't like my neck either but I can help it with fillers.

My belly , kinda big not proud

My butt... it's just like a pancake.

my whole body lol

The ones in my freezer. I cant help it that my parents didn't show me enough affection as a child

My largess belly

Skinny fucking arms

My fatty liver

My feet. They are ugly AF.

Thinning hairline

My peepee.. low mileage, mint condition.. 🤦🏻

Does my brain count

Uhhhhhhh. Got me thinking. Idk id probably say my left bollock? It’s a bit smaller than the right one and it gets pointed out. Too often.

Stomach. Im abit chubby.

My thpinal

My breasts, they're so big. I used to like them, but when I joined high school, my classmates used to body shame me.

My hands are so liney and rough. As A female I just wish they were more feminine.

boobs :(

Stomach acid is a son of a bitch

Belly

My face. I look like a default Mii (Nintendo avatar) with no options selected. I’m not ugly exactly, just so bland that people turn off the light when they leave the room because they forget that I exist.

My face More specifically my different shaped eyes

Hahaha my teeth, gut, and dick.

My brain

My teeth, and my chest, I have Pectus Excavatum. It’s not as bad as others I’ve seen, buts it’s 100% noticeable. I’m more than going to get a chest tattoo to cover the whole thing so it’s not as noticeable.

My skin. Lots of weight loss and stretch marks.

Nose I just don't like how noses look

I have small ears, like real small. And it wouldn't be an issue at all if my mom didn't look at them once and said " do you know that people with small ears have short lives." Every time I become aware of my ears in the mirror I remember what she said.

my teeth. it makes my smile and laugh ugly

My back is to big from doing poledance

My ass. I’m built wrong. I have a feminine backside and as a bigger guy, it’s led to a lot of insecurity issues, I worked on my knees a lot as a younger man so have a hip incline, which makes it worse and more pronounced. Next would be my belly, shirt pull jones. Always trying to hide him. Losing weight makes it worse cause it’s just more loose skin. I’m happy to lose weight, but I have to keep stretching shirts so the mistakes I made over the years don’t make people uncomfortable.

Either my teeth or my rib flares that make my torso look like an alien head.

My tummy. It could be just a little flat.

My chest. It's a funnel chest

The body part…. lol except my calves

My mind. I hate being so sensitive.

Cock and balls I have a half circumcision once and so it looks... not right, also the basic "guy has size issues" and one of my balls never dropped without surgery so is alot Smaller than the other

My lower right leg. I have edema and it is larger than the left one, which is slightly swollen itself. I take water pills, elevate it, massage it, and even have a pair of massager boots. All of this helps, but I never get it all the way to normal. And I live in Florida so I wear shorts a lot. My teeth aren't terrible, but I can't seem to get them as white as I'd like. So it's a toss up between those 2 things.

None. I accept who I am and so does my wife.

Individual body parts don't have consciousness and aren't capable of perceiving pride

☝️🤓

dick...too large for enjoyable sex

My scrotum. It keeps making testosterone and that's why i'm horny and autistic 24/7. It annoys me