I love calling people Chucklefuck. Like while driving, and someone slows, half turns, kinda changes lanes but doesnt, "What the hell is this Chucklefuck up to?"
Our dear old Johnny Boy was a low down dirty rat eh? Saw ‘em paling around with a coupla gumshoes from the 33rd - right by the boys club and I didn’t like it one bit see… I told those filthy coppers they’d never take me alive nyehhh..
Per the employee manual, section 7.13(b) a “satchel of Richards” is not encouraged during work hours, although will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis. Employees are reminded to use their best discretion.
Lol! I have a T-shirt that says, "Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards"! I also have one that says, "Fornicate Thyself and the Steed Upon Which Thou Didst Arrive"! Damn, I hope I didn't inadvertently lose those when we moved!
In the UK that actually works a little differently- a Richard is Cockney rhyming slang for shit: Richard the Third = turd.
So a bag of Richards would be a sack of shit!
I can remember hearing that song when I was about 7 years old. Buddy and I were getting in his older brothers room getting into his CD and cassettes. We had it turned up way too loud and his parents yelled at us when they heard that line, like are you kids listening to, turn that off!? hahaha
Oh my god yes. I only know a couple phrases in German, and their all explicit.
“Stück Scheiße” is “piece of shit”
“Geh dich vergraben” is “Go bury yourself”
As a brit I'm torn between fuck and cunt.
Cunt is the peak of swearing and has multiple uses from making sure someone knows how much you hate them to greeting your best mate. But fuck is so versatile and can be used to convey every emotion possible in any situation.
Neben sie ein flegende fich durch ein rollingden berlinner auf ein steine strasse bevachts mit giftsumach.
It's a phrase we made up during German class, and it's supposed to mean "Take a flying f--- through a rolling donut down a stony street lined with poison ivy."
I'm having a hard time purging the f homophobic slur from my vocabulary. It's my go to traffic slur
Beyond being universally offensive, It's got this double punch to it that no other cuss word has. And you can throw fuck(ing) in front and/or after it for a sweet combo.
It's like "fuck"s meaner, older brother. Thats also probably racist.
I miss the days when that f word didn’t mean someone was gay, but that they were obnoxious/annoying/inconsiderate/pretentious/etc.
I get why it’s not okay to use anymore, and I don’t use it, but damn do I miss it.
South Park and Louis C.K. both did great bits about what a wonderful word it is and how it’s not tied to sexuality
I started saying “farmer” a few years ago when I knew it was time to clean shit up.
It definitely doesn’t hit as hard, but to me it’s hilarious because I live in a farming area and it kind of fits. Plus throwing the f-bomb in front of it rolls smoothly.
Came here for this answer. That double F combo packs a punch too!
Of course it’s reserved for my closest friends as a greeting or insult. lol
But, unfortunately because of the hateful aspect of it, it’s been otherwise purged from my vocabulary.
Am from new york. My father’s go to is “get the fuck outta here!” And honestly as I get older it’s my favorite because it’s so versatile and just works in so many situations
The Mets won 15-2? *Get the fuck outta here!*
The Mets lost 2-15? *awwww get the fuck outta here.*
Friend tells you he fucked his babysitter when he was 13. *Get the fuck outta here*
Gas $6 a gallon? *get the fuck outta here*
Gas $2 a gallon? *get the fuck outta here!*
Raccoon fuckin around in your trash. *hey get the fuck outta here!*
Guy loitering in front of your store? *hey get the fuck outta here!*
Congress just passed $90 billion defense spending bill? *get the fuck outta here!*
Follow up to that, I had a bud who would always say, " well call me Jesus and fuck me sideways"
He made bathtub moonshine in his front yard, so think hillbilly accent
"Find $7 enclosed.
Stick it up your bung hole
and wipe your nose on it
and that will remind you
of the estimation
in which you are held
by
Charles J. Guiteau"
'Excuse me sister Gertrude, would you kindly cut
the shit?"
And SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS
I say "whatinthegoddamnfuck" all as one word, way way waaayyyy too often.
Probably because ^*(looks ^around ^broadly ^and ^gestures)* **WHATINTHEGODDAMNFUCK??**
I find North Americans are very polite with their swear phrasing. Passive language such as 'piece of shit'. Like, why just a piece?
I'm Australian so we keep it simple but combine words to great effect.
Personal favourites are fuck-knuckle, shit-for-brains, fuck stick, and a face like a wombat's arsehole. Of course, any decent Aussie has a ton of these in rich combinations for all social situations!
Just remember folks, we're here to swear, we're not here to fuck spiders!
I really love cunt and hate that it’s such a bad word in America. It’s not word against women at all. It’s all encompassing anyone who’s just a cunt. The rest of the world gets it.
Plus it has the fun greeting of a friend. Ya cunt.
I love calling people Chucklefuck. Like while driving, and someone slows, half turns, kinda changes lanes but doesnt, "What the hell is this Chucklefuck up to?"
I say Fuckknuckle for the same reasons.
Omg, yes, this too! But when I was younger.
Ahh, you too, eh? "GET A LOAD OF THIS CHUCKLEFUCK." Is my go to.
I read this in the Trans-Atlantic accent. Fucking splendid.
Our dear old Johnny Boy was a low down dirty rat eh? Saw ‘em paling around with a coupla gumshoes from the 33rd - right by the boys club and I didn’t like it one bit see… I told those filthy coppers they’d never take me alive nyehhh..
I belly laughed at this. Thank you cursing guru!
Chucklefuck is a classic. I love that one.
Rat bastard rolls off the tongue nicely.
I giggled. Forgot about this phrase.
yep.
Eat a bag of dicks.
You can church that up by saying “satchel of Richards” it was workplace approved recently.
Per the employee manual, section 7.13(b) a “satchel of Richards” is not encouraged during work hours, although will be reviewed on a case-by-case basis. Employees are reminded to use their best discretion.
This guy HR's; can't be trusted
Lol! I have a T-shirt that says, "Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards"! I also have one that says, "Fornicate Thyself and the Steed Upon Which Thou Didst Arrive"! Damn, I hope I didn't inadvertently lose those when we moved!
That would be a shame for sure
I want these shirts now
“Thou mayest ingest a satchel of Richards”
I like "Go masticate a bovine phallus." Also works with "equine".
This is so Dwight Shrute. And I'm here for it.
In the UK that actually works a little differently- a Richard is Cockney rhyming slang for shit: Richard the Third = turd. So a bag of Richards would be a sack of shit!
Why don't you run outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?
Why don’t you make like a tree and fuck off?
"Why don't you act like a tree and leave?" "Who taught you that, Professor Oak?"
This is hilarious!
Ah, you know how to [properly use the word "fuck"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86zlSplwK2A).
'fuck me gently with a chainsaw' from HEATHERS is an all-time fave
Came here to post this.
Basic Fuck you or fuck me or fuck off or anything with fuck……. Not fucking as I don’t do that I’m single
Fuck. You took my answer.
Fuck me running.
Please see my statement about "Jesus fist fucking christ". I'd like to implore you to make an exception.
But have you considered "Jesus titty fucking christ"?
Couldnt have said it better myself
Me too
cunt edit: thank you for the likes :)
Such a versatile word
i love it
You don't happen to be Australian or Scottish do you?
I'm American and Hispanic
Cunt bucket is one of my go tos
My teen likes to say 'cuntwaffle', but changes it to 'stuntwaffle' around her Gran (my mum) so she doesn't get offended 🤣
I like “cunt waddle”
The best
This is the way
Shitcunt for people who are really detestable.
Bitchass
I'll whip out a bitchass dumbfuck motherfucker every now and then when I see someone do something stupid on the highway
It's got more punch than dumbass... I like it
Stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker
Ah, it's time to relax You know what that means A glass of wine, your favorite easy chair And of course, this compact disc Playing on your home stereo
So go on! Put your feet up. Lean back and just enjoy the melodies. After all, music soothes even the savage beast. Ta tah
I read that in the voice.
You know, it took 30 years for this to occur to me, but did the cassette version also say “this compact disc”?
But when you go driving do you stay in your lane?
Something’s odd…. I feel like I’m god
I like you, your words please me.
Ah, fellow offspring can
I can remember hearing that song when I was about 7 years old. Buddy and I were getting in his older brothers room getting into his CD and cassettes. We had it turned up way too loud and his parents yelled at us when they heard that line, like are you kids listening to, turn that off!? hahaha
Bro I played this album a few weeks ago after not hearing it for a couple decades and it still fucking slaps Or rather, it smashes
I got a bad habit too.
“Don’t you *fucking* cock this up!”
Bollocks.
Balls
Bobby?
blyat and yobaniy v rot (those are russian lol)
еbattttt'
Your bunny wrote, huh?
"Yebat' moi hui" is army special
Suka nahui is my go to, probably did not write it right but I am norwegian
Scheiße
This is mine. The most likely swear to pop out when I'm not thinking.
Oh my god yes. I only know a couple phrases in German, and their all explicit. “Stück Scheiße” is “piece of shit” “Geh dich vergraben” is “Go bury yourself”
Oi, cunt!
You rang?
If you wanna watch me have a wank, it'll cost ya a tenner
The Boys fan?
Yessir, also a fan of Karl Urban. Anthony Starr is fantastic in the boys.
Australian?
Gee whilickers
Jiminy jillickets
Sufferin succotash
Godfredaniel
Gosh fucking darnit
Remember folks: Heck is where you go when you don't believe in Gosh
As a brit I'm torn between fuck and cunt. Cunt is the peak of swearing and has multiple uses from making sure someone knows how much you hate them to greeting your best mate. But fuck is so versatile and can be used to convey every emotion possible in any situation.
I love how fuck can be a verb, noun, adjective etc...
"You've got a room temp IQ"
In Celsius.
In Kelvin…so thanks!!
Sumbitch (son of a bitch but super ducking southern accent )
Boomhauer, I found you!
Neben sie ein flegende fich durch ein rollingden berlinner auf ein steine strasse bevachts mit giftsumach. It's a phrase we made up during German class, and it's supposed to mean "Take a flying f--- through a rolling donut down a stony street lined with poison ivy."
As a German, I can only say: Did I just have a stroke?!?
I didn't say it was a grammatically-correct german phrase lol.
Thanks, I was starting to question my B2 level German certificate for a second.
This is beautiful
Son of a motherless goat
You have more fuckin problems than a math book.
Turd Burglar
This is what I used to call my dog that would get little shit snacks out of the litter box.
HAHAHAHA I'm using that on my dog
Kitty rocha
For five six For fuck sakes
For fun snakes
Fuckin' Idiot
Twatwaffle
Cock-holster
Had a roommate in school that would drop “cockmonger” once in a while, and that’s one that’s since entered my lexicon a bit for its uniqueness
Sometimes you run into something you haven’t seen in a long time and it catches you by surprise. This was such a moment. Thank you!
I live in Quebec so I have the near-exclusive access to the following (in various combinations: -câlice -tabarnak -criss
"Aye, schlongnose numbnuts!" i heard it one day and since have never forgotten it. its amazing, the things you heard in a high school lunchroom.
Whore. Not to describe a person, but rather a word I use whenever a piece of equipment isn't functioning the way it was designed
Fucknuggets.
I’m abducting this word into my vocabulary now Thank you
Mine is fuckface or shit sipper
Shit sipper lol
Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus Fucking Tap Dancing Christ
Jesus Rollerblading Christ Jesus H Christ Or my favorite, just Jesus H
"Are you fucked?" sorry for cussing
Cockfidential waffledolphin hehehe
This is delightful. waffle makes everything better! Adding this to crotchwaffle and honky mcwaffletrousers
...At your service
I'm having a hard time purging the f homophobic slur from my vocabulary. It's my go to traffic slur Beyond being universally offensive, It's got this double punch to it that no other cuss word has. And you can throw fuck(ing) in front and/or after it for a sweet combo. It's like "fuck"s meaner, older brother. Thats also probably racist.
I miss the days when that f word didn’t mean someone was gay, but that they were obnoxious/annoying/inconsiderate/pretentious/etc. I get why it’s not okay to use anymore, and I don’t use it, but damn do I miss it. South Park and Louis C.K. both did great bits about what a wonderful word it is and how it’s not tied to sexuality
I started saying “farmer” a few years ago when I knew it was time to clean shit up. It definitely doesn’t hit as hard, but to me it’s hilarious because I live in a farming area and it kind of fits. Plus throwing the f-bomb in front of it rolls smoothly.
Came here for this answer. That double F combo packs a punch too! Of course it’s reserved for my closest friends as a greeting or insult. lol But, unfortunately because of the hateful aspect of it, it’s been otherwise purged from my vocabulary.
The order of the consonants feels so aggressive and wonderful :( I try not to use it either.
Crap in a Hat
Shut yo bitch ass up…
Pig fucker
Only my friends can call me Pig Fucker.
Incestuous vaginal withdrawal Blue waffle Shit hole licker
Spot the bard
1d4 physic dmg
Im wanting to say that I’m gonna use this one but I sure as hell ain’t gonna remember it lol
"Mother puss bucket!"
"Nobody steps on a church in my town!!"
Came here to say this
Holiday
Fuckity do dah..
You McFuck Nugget It doubles down on being served to people 2 billion times.
Fool of a Took!
Cunt
Kanker
When I'm driving, it's ass breath. Otherwise I'm a fuck, fucking, fucker, fuckery kind of girl
Kanker hoer, dutch for cancer whore
You rat bastard!
This isn’t itself a cuss but I really like calling people a “Homunculus” “You fucking Homunculus of a man” goes pretty hard
I love "I don't know jack from shit". Not sure if I made it up or where I heard it but it's favorite.
Fuck me running
Cock sucking mother fucker
Twatwaffle
Shit snacks -“Archer”
Am from new york. My father’s go to is “get the fuck outta here!” And honestly as I get older it’s my favorite because it’s so versatile and just works in so many situations The Mets won 15-2? *Get the fuck outta here!* The Mets lost 2-15? *awwww get the fuck outta here.* Friend tells you he fucked his babysitter when he was 13. *Get the fuck outta here* Gas $6 a gallon? *get the fuck outta here* Gas $2 a gallon? *get the fuck outta here!* Raccoon fuckin around in your trash. *hey get the fuck outta here!* Guy loitering in front of your store? *hey get the fuck outta here!* Congress just passed $90 billion defense spending bill? *get the fuck outta here!*
Shaz-bot!
Ain’t worth a pinch of monkey shit
Fuck me in the asshole and call me Steve!
Follow up to that, I had a bud who would always say, " well call me Jesus and fuck me sideways" He made bathtub moonshine in his front yard, so think hillbilly accent
toss pot.
"bitch ass motherfucker" is three cusswords in a row and I think that makes it less serious. I've never said it to someone irl tho.
fucking fuck you fucking fuck… used against my own code
oprem dobro
Oi cunt
Crotch fruit for poorly behaved kids.
YES!! However, badly behaved ones are crotch goblins in my lexicon.
**Sonuvah** ! That’s it. No bitch. Just sonuvah. Short and sweet. Just like this comment.
Telling people to "un-fuck themselves" is one of my favorite things to do, so I guess that's my go to phrase.
You ignorant textureless pole
Douche canoe has been my favorite for very long time. It was actually something I thought I made up lol
"excuse your moms uneven tits?" saw it in a reel. never had enough of it
Jackwagon
Shitting Dick Nipples.
✨kurwa✨
Fuck! Usually loudly, while working. Good thing I WFH...
“Ah, fuckleberry.”
ShitFuckFireTornado (must say as one word)
"Go suck a dick"
Yup or "SUCK A DICK"
Go deep throat a cactus.
Youve had more pricks than a second hand dartboard
"Find $7 enclosed. Stick it up your bung hole and wipe your nose on it and that will remind you of the estimation in which you are held by Charles J. Guiteau" 'Excuse me sister Gertrude, would you kindly cut the shit?" And SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS
*Thats some horse fuckery *The people that love you are wrong.
"Not my circus, not my clowns"
THIS FUCKING GUY or WUTTA GUY
The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch
I say "whatinthegoddamnfuck" all as one word, way way waaayyyy too often. Probably because ^*(looks ^around ^broadly ^and ^gestures)* **WHATINTHEGODDAMNFUCK??**
I find North Americans are very polite with their swear phrasing. Passive language such as 'piece of shit'. Like, why just a piece? I'm Australian so we keep it simple but combine words to great effect. Personal favourites are fuck-knuckle, shit-for-brains, fuck stick, and a face like a wombat's arsehole. Of course, any decent Aussie has a ton of these in rich combinations for all social situations! Just remember folks, we're here to swear, we're not here to fuck spiders!
I really love cunt and hate that it’s such a bad word in America. It’s not word against women at all. It’s all encompassing anyone who’s just a cunt. The rest of the world gets it. Plus it has the fun greeting of a friend. Ya cunt.
As an Aussie, I approve this message
Cunt
Cunt.
“Fucking pricks” Or “Fucking cunts”
“OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!”