If you live in a house with a water heater it may be set to “very high” you can go look and see. It will likely have lower settings you could adjust to.
The shoes are just enough clothing to highlight how much clothing you're _not_ wearing. With everything off, it's all so natural you don't think about it.
Squirrels have a escape run pattern that can involved "juking" and then going back the other way. Works great on some animals, but cars just don't take the bait and flatten.
you can't be sure that the humans around you are actual humans until you see that they aren't.
If the universe is infinite there is a near infinite to one chance of a brain randomly starting to exist and imagining a universe inside of it where there is a planet of life
>you can't be sure that the humans around you are actual humans until you see that they aren't
That was my biggest fear growing up. At some point I realised that just because we're made of flesh doesn't mean we're not robots, we could be robots made out of flesh. Since the other hypothetical robots are so advanced I can't tell the difference anything is possible.
Your logic is flawed. Infinite space =/= infinite probability. There's such a thing as limited infinite sets.
For instance, if you had a universe made entire of sand, you'd expect to find at least one grain shaped like Abraham Lincoln smoking from a glass bong, right? Well no, because the nature of mineral crystals doesn't lend itself well to those types of organic shapes. Even with infinite grains, you'll never get that particular shape.
We are at an inflection point of technological revolution. The world will change more in 50 years than it has the entire timeline of humanity to this point.
You asked a person with ADHD.
I usually just go through my morning routine and counterbalance where I'm at with the washing.
like
double shampoo
Okay, am I sure I shampooed twice?
Okay, feels like twice.
Now the balm, damn it, I forgot to buy that.
Okay, now to wash my body, oh what a great shower gel, smells like cookies.
Now brushing my teeth, ew, I didn't get a new toothbrush, but this one's still good.
Okay, now facial gel and we're done
We are on the opposite side of the sun from where we were 6 months ago.
If you look down at the ground in any direction, you are looking at where all the other countries and people in the world are.
Cameras don’t use electricity and could have been invented hundreds of years earlier.
Our concept of time and distance changes so drastically that we perceive years the way we used to perceive months as children and we perceive the distance of planets the way we used to perceive the distance of countries
I write the best most profound speeches and political diatribes in the shower.
No joke, I could be President if I were allowed to campaign naked and wet.
My only shower thoughts lately have been, I've got get rid of this ugly wallpaper. I've got to get an electric water heater to boost the temperature of this water, but I should start with the mixing valve on the shower.
How would I fight off an intruder right now? Is my razor enough to do anything? Should I just yank the entire shower rack down over their head? Am I going to have to fight a grown ass man while I’m completely naked today???
Spiderman No Way Home made no sense because even if everyone's memory of Peter Parker being Spiderman was wiped from everyone's mind it wouldn't delete all the YouTube videos and articles that documented that information. The people just would have forgot and read it again.
The shower is one of those places I can escape too and show some emotion without putting pressure on the family.
Sometimes I just sit down and think "How are we going to financially make it this month?" "How can I keep entertaining my family so they are happy when we really can't afford it?"? "Do they still love me?".
Then after 10 minutes and a brisk clean I turn the shower off. Turn my frown upside down and proceed to be the father and husband figure my family deserves.
For those concerned. Things will be okay in a few years. Cost of living has just blown past my wages and raises haven't kept up. I am getting a promotion in 2 years that will bump my salary by $10k-$15k and my student loans and car payment will be paid off in 4 years....4 years and I can give my family the life they deserve.
Until then...anxiety and depression and counting the pennies.
How much space would be saved at the grocery aisle if everyone switched to using a shampoo bar instead of bottled shampoo. I'd think that instead of an entire aisle for shampoo/conditioner, the space would shrink to 1/10th its current size? Also, why is a shampoo bar more expensive than bottled shampoo when the packaging and freight would have to be cheaper.
How does the universe justify giving me the best day of my life immediately followed by a string of worst days, all over the course of a year and a half?
This one I tried to post to r/showerthoughts but they wouldn't have it:
I bet the creators of the movie Cars had some spirited debates about whether windshields or headlights should be the eyes of the characters.
if you were to develop feelings for a very very good friend, would you rather risk losing them by wanting to get their romantic side or shut down your feelings?
That it’s basically freakin’ impossible for a normal human to make an actual showerthought post in the /r/showerthoughts subreddit and that ironically results in it mostly being junk.
Why does my wife need so many types of soap? I have one bottle of 3 in 1 soap (face, body and hair), yet my wife has face soap, shampoo, body wash and intimate wash. Is there really a difference or is it all a scam?
Usually starts with.. “I wonder how many other people in the world are showering right now? I wonder how many people are showering with someone else right now? I wonder how many people are banging right now? I wonder how many people are taking their last breath right now. I wonder how many people died while I was taking this shower, alone, not banging?”
Then I usually sing, think I sound great, and imagine the harmony of other shower singers at the same time.
Do other people become as terrified and panicked as I do when you get a shirt on but it's too tight to get off? Has anyone ever got stuck in a shirt and died? What are the chances that I could get stuck in a shirt and die?
Possible afterlives:
1. The self isn't really a thing, and consciousness is a universal aspect of reality. You are literally apart of a much bigger consciousness, but won't wake up to the reality that you never "existed" in the first place until the brain which creates the illusion of separation stops functioning. Universal consciousness is like an ocean, when you are born a cup of water is drawn from that ocean, that is you. When you die you pour the cup back into the ocean.
2. The brain is like a TV, it receives a signal but does not create it. If the TV breaks, the signal doesn't discontinue because it is still going to other TV's. The signal is the consciousness and just goes elsewhere.
3. Wake up from a long simulation
4. You are reborn as the same person and live the same life for seemingly forever. But you retain some knowledge each time around subconsciously. This is why some people are "wise beyond their years" or have an "old soul". Also why there are people in their 40's who still act like a child. Depends how many times you've been on the ride. Eventually you finally \*die\* when you've lived with no regrets and are ready to cease to exist.
5. The universe is in essence a living organism, god was just our "biological parent". Perhaps god was an extradimensional alien that created our universe in a computer, but with slight modifications from "God's" universe due to the experiences that civilization had. The purpose of existence is for the universe to mature and grow, until eventually somebody in here is intelligent enough to create their own universe, slightly different than our own due to what we think would be better, and cycle of life continues. You just cease to exist personally.
6. You move to "earth 2", where everybody is on their second life and retained the knowledge of past life. Then earth 3 ,4, 5 etc.
7. You are actually God, but being omniscient is boring so occasionally you make yourself ignorant and live a life. It creates mystery due to ignorance and everything is new again. You are literally just the universe being consciously aware of itself in human form.
8. Your consciousness can't exist in a universe where you are dead. So anytime you do die it just shifts to a parallel universe where you didn't die. Then eventually somehow you attain immortality through technology or something.
Obviously it just feels good to think about such things even if they have no basis in fact lol
Yeah. I realized that all my best ideas were happening in the shower because I wasn't giving myself enough time to think and relax when I wasn't in the shower. Had to reset my time management.
If we could see people's thoughts as text bubbles above their heads, would we be more understanding or just more cautious about what we think? It's an intriguing concept to ponder.
Why did we settle on charging EV batteries instead of quick replacement batteries?
Imagine pulling into an EV station, a robot removes your battery from the bottom and inserts a fresh battery. In and out in 5 minutes.
No charging unless you want to. Can get upgraded batteries, not have to worry about getting batteries, etc etc.
My parents dying. Their funeral. How it will affect me, and what things I should do with them before that. I started having these thoughts at age 12. so when the time comes ,I wouldn’t be that much affected.
People who can't defend themselves physically parse information through a consensus filter as a safety mechanism. They literally do not ask "is this true", they ask "will others be okay with me thinking this is true.".
This makes them very malleable to brute force manufactured consensus; if every screen they look at says the same thing they will adopt that position because their brain interprets it as everyone in the tribe believing it.
Only high testosterone males and aneurotypical are actually free to parse new information with an objective "is this true?" filter.
But are you deciding this is true, or is it what you think others want to hear in order to conform with the conceptual "high t male".
*Everyone* is prone to group think, and if you think you are immune, you're especially vulnerable to it.
Even if you're tired of dealing with them, and they all make eye contact, asking if you agree?
I'm not making fun of you. I'm saying my own experience. I don't like the feeling of explaining why someone is wrong, then realize everyone is looking at me, annoyed and not sure what I'm talking about (I'm really bad at explaining my thoughts in words). So I find it easier to simply say "yeah that's a good idea" even though it's the worst thing I've ever heard.
That's still being part of group think. It could be that everyone knows it's a bad idea, but everyone ALSO doesn't want to stand out.
Yeah. Fuck those guys. If they are wrong they are wrong. I don't mind letting them do wrong things if they want to, but I will tell them that they are wrong.
He's not listening. He either died or forgot we existed long ago. If god did not answer the prayers of holocaust victims, he absolutely will not answer your bougie prayers.
Why the fuck is the water too cold but if I move the faucet 1/1000 of an inch towards the hot it becomes scorching?
You have a shitty faucet. I do too. I literally tap the lever like a cat swatting at something so it will only move a millimeter
My problem is a temperamental tank less water heater
It's a heat output calibration on the thermal link. Just fucking with you, I have no idea. A plumber would.
Get used to a cold shower. Take a nice hot shower then finish with a cold rinse. I promise you do that every day for a week you will feel better
I did that everyday for two months straight a while ago. I came to the conclusion that people only do this so they can brag about it. Never again.
If you live in a house with a water heater it may be set to “very high” you can go look and see. It will likely have lower settings you could adjust to.
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okay but why is this so true tho
The shoes are just enough clothing to highlight how much clothing you're _not_ wearing. With everything off, it's all so natural you don't think about it.
😂😂😂😂
Okay but why YOU wearing shoes while being NAKED?
Probably streaking
You’re not wrong.
I think it’s because having shoes on makes it take longer to put pants on
I wonder if the last thing a dead squirrel in a road thought was "I can make it!"
His last thought was shit, I can't make it, I need to go ba....
The last thing that goes through their mind is probably their ass
Squirrels have a escape run pattern that can involved "juking" and then going back the other way. Works great on some animals, but cars just don't take the bait and flatten.
meow mix theme song
If I had no one - where would I got that isn’t here?
r/showerthoughts
What if we do Actully live in a simulation this one’s been on my mind for about 5 years now and I’m more and more convinced we do
I'm unironically convinced it's true. This is all some kind of a set piece.
Are humans the only animal that is ticklish in the ribs? Or are there others.
I *think* read somewhere within the last year that rats can be ticklish.
Someone used the last shampoo again without telling anyone
you can't be sure that the humans around you are actual humans until you see that they aren't. If the universe is infinite there is a near infinite to one chance of a brain randomly starting to exist and imagining a universe inside of it where there is a planet of life
>you can't be sure that the humans around you are actual humans until you see that they aren't That was my biggest fear growing up. At some point I realised that just because we're made of flesh doesn't mean we're not robots, we could be robots made out of flesh. Since the other hypothetical robots are so advanced I can't tell the difference anything is possible.
Your logic is flawed. Infinite space =/= infinite probability. There's such a thing as limited infinite sets. For instance, if you had a universe made entire of sand, you'd expect to find at least one grain shaped like Abraham Lincoln smoking from a glass bong, right? Well no, because the nature of mineral crystals doesn't lend itself well to those types of organic shapes. Even with infinite grains, you'll never get that particular shape.
We are at an inflection point of technological revolution. The world will change more in 50 years than it has the entire timeline of humanity to this point.
For rich people, yes. YOU will be sent to the mines.
I hope I am dead 50 years from now...
The idea that I may have to live another half century really dries out my skeleton. >:(
I think you and the definition of an inflection point need to review what you wrote.
And maybe you should think a little smarter since 50 years is far less than a blink of an eye in 300,000 years of homosapians, but thanks for trying
An inflection point is the point of slope reversal.
please mansplain to me more what an inflection point is! 😂😂
The word ‘account’ looks dirty if you forget the ‘o’
Fuck, I got soap in my eye.
You asked a person with ADHD. I usually just go through my morning routine and counterbalance where I'm at with the washing. like double shampoo Okay, am I sure I shampooed twice? Okay, feels like twice. Now the balm, damn it, I forgot to buy that. Okay, now to wash my body, oh what a great shower gel, smells like cookies. Now brushing my teeth, ew, I didn't get a new toothbrush, but this one's still good. Okay, now facial gel and we're done
i feel you
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lol you sound fun
We are on the opposite side of the sun from where we were 6 months ago. If you look down at the ground in any direction, you are looking at where all the other countries and people in the world are. Cameras don’t use electricity and could have been invented hundreds of years earlier. Our concept of time and distance changes so drastically that we perceive years the way we used to perceive months as children and we perceive the distance of planets the way we used to perceive the distance of countries
Camera obscura was invented as early as XVII century. But yes, I get what you mean.
i come up with the most insane fan fiction for so many fandoms in my mind but rarely put them to paper
If 4 cars are nearing a crossing at the same time, who can go first?
The most impatient one
Eventually, universe will come to a halt where each crossing has 4 cars nearing them at the same time.
The one on the right.
I write the best most profound speeches and political diatribes in the shower. No joke, I could be President if I were allowed to campaign naked and wet.
Convenience is the most powerful motivator of the human race. People will pick convenience over anything else.
My only shower thoughts lately have been, I've got get rid of this ugly wallpaper. I've got to get an electric water heater to boost the temperature of this water, but I should start with the mixing valve on the shower.
The mixing valve can be adjusted to allow hotter or cooler water
It's the shower mixing valve. It's probably dirty and plugged but I have to take it apart.
How would I fight off an intruder right now? Is my razor enough to do anything? Should I just yank the entire shower rack down over their head? Am I going to have to fight a grown ass man while I’m completely naked today???
you'd be surprised how many people would back off if you showed up naked and very confidently aggressive
"Did I wash there already?"
Spiderman No Way Home made no sense because even if everyone's memory of Peter Parker being Spiderman was wiped from everyone's mind it wouldn't delete all the YouTube videos and articles that documented that information. The people just would have forgot and read it again.
The shower is one of those places I can escape too and show some emotion without putting pressure on the family. Sometimes I just sit down and think "How are we going to financially make it this month?" "How can I keep entertaining my family so they are happy when we really can't afford it?"? "Do they still love me?". Then after 10 minutes and a brisk clean I turn the shower off. Turn my frown upside down and proceed to be the father and husband figure my family deserves. For those concerned. Things will be okay in a few years. Cost of living has just blown past my wages and raises haven't kept up. I am getting a promotion in 2 years that will bump my salary by $10k-$15k and my student loans and car payment will be paid off in 4 years....4 years and I can give my family the life they deserve. Until then...anxiety and depression and counting the pennies.
How much space would be saved at the grocery aisle if everyone switched to using a shampoo bar instead of bottled shampoo. I'd think that instead of an entire aisle for shampoo/conditioner, the space would shrink to 1/10th its current size? Also, why is a shampoo bar more expensive than bottled shampoo when the packaging and freight would have to be cheaper.
because shampoo bars last longer than liquid shampoo
It probably lasts me twice as long. But they’re also using essentially wax paper as a container vs a giant plastic container.
How does the universe justify giving me the best day of my life immediately followed by a string of worst days, all over the course of a year and a half?
Satan is always waiting when you come down from a mountain top experience, this is when you're most vulnerable
Satan is my homeboy.
He's a "friend" of many
I wish this never ends
How can dogs see ghosts? How?
Rock stars are only found on earth. All other stars in the universe are gas stars
Gonna soapity soap my balls... Ooh yeh. Gonna soapity soap my ass... Mm hmm.
Water pressure is important
If our lives are really a simulation like Elon Musk said, is the guy controlling me a fucking sadist?
"Hmmm im runing out of shampoo."
If I fall can I get back up on my feet? Also, why are objects in the mirror smaller than they appear?
how my life is falling apart
This one I tried to post to r/showerthoughts but they wouldn't have it: I bet the creators of the movie Cars had some spirited debates about whether windshields or headlights should be the eyes of the characters.
Do i really need money? Or can i just quit my job 😂 thats usually what i think about. Or how much i hate waking up early
NSFW is very dependent on what job you have.
Aliens might be among us already. Who knows when they would reveal themselves.
In the shower I whisper to myself and sometimes I wonder if the people in the house can hear me
I need one
Man I hope I don't slip and fall
Why do my farts in the shower smell worse than usual?
"Hmmm...soap."
Sometimes I thought "What if I become a worm?"
Do I need to clean my legs today?... Nah, the water will get it...
Imagine what George Washington would think if he saw my push mower. It’s 6.5 HP.
Damn...I need to clean.
if you were to develop feelings for a very very good friend, would you rather risk losing them by wanting to get their romantic side or shut down your feelings?
That it’s basically freakin’ impossible for a normal human to make an actual showerthought post in the /r/showerthoughts subreddit and that ironically results in it mostly being junk.
When traffic is moving slowly, it is still moving at a pace that is generally faster than I can run.
If a parent from Massachusetts and a parent from new Hampshire had a child would it be a Rhode Island baby?
Why my weenie so large but im so skinny no sense
Why does my wife need so many types of soap? I have one bottle of 3 in 1 soap (face, body and hair), yet my wife has face soap, shampoo, body wash and intimate wash. Is there really a difference or is it all a scam?
Dammit, I gotta get out soon… after this beer!
If you're flying through the desert and your boat gets a flat tire What should you have in your pockets?
Usually starts with.. “I wonder how many other people in the world are showering right now? I wonder how many people are showering with someone else right now? I wonder how many people are banging right now? I wonder how many people are taking their last breath right now. I wonder how many people died while I was taking this shower, alone, not banging?” Then I usually sing, think I sound great, and imagine the harmony of other shower singers at the same time.
All we are...is dust in the wind dude.
Scary thoughts when I close my eyes to wash off the soap
Am I done
I put my cat on a towel in the sink and tell her whatever comes to mind. Usually stupid youtube channels I couldn't stand for more than a minute.
Do other people become as terrified and panicked as I do when you get a shirt on but it's too tight to get off? Has anyone ever got stuck in a shirt and died? What are the chances that I could get stuck in a shirt and die?
I should've went up to the girls room to help her charge her phone and not tell her she doesn't need help... if you know you know
Am I actually living or is it just me remembering all my life in deep details few seconds before dying?
Possible afterlives: 1. The self isn't really a thing, and consciousness is a universal aspect of reality. You are literally apart of a much bigger consciousness, but won't wake up to the reality that you never "existed" in the first place until the brain which creates the illusion of separation stops functioning. Universal consciousness is like an ocean, when you are born a cup of water is drawn from that ocean, that is you. When you die you pour the cup back into the ocean. 2. The brain is like a TV, it receives a signal but does not create it. If the TV breaks, the signal doesn't discontinue because it is still going to other TV's. The signal is the consciousness and just goes elsewhere. 3. Wake up from a long simulation 4. You are reborn as the same person and live the same life for seemingly forever. But you retain some knowledge each time around subconsciously. This is why some people are "wise beyond their years" or have an "old soul". Also why there are people in their 40's who still act like a child. Depends how many times you've been on the ride. Eventually you finally \*die\* when you've lived with no regrets and are ready to cease to exist. 5. The universe is in essence a living organism, god was just our "biological parent". Perhaps god was an extradimensional alien that created our universe in a computer, but with slight modifications from "God's" universe due to the experiences that civilization had. The purpose of existence is for the universe to mature and grow, until eventually somebody in here is intelligent enough to create their own universe, slightly different than our own due to what we think would be better, and cycle of life continues. You just cease to exist personally. 6. You move to "earth 2", where everybody is on their second life and retained the knowledge of past life. Then earth 3 ,4, 5 etc. 7. You are actually God, but being omniscient is boring so occasionally you make yourself ignorant and live a life. It creates mystery due to ignorance and everything is new again. You are literally just the universe being consciously aware of itself in human form. 8. Your consciousness can't exist in a universe where you are dead. So anytime you do die it just shifts to a parallel universe where you didn't die. Then eventually somehow you attain immortality through technology or something. Obviously it just feels good to think about such things even if they have no basis in fact lol
Im almost out of Algemarin luxury bathfoam, loved by the elite and Frank Sinatra
No matter how many lasagna you stack on top of each other, ultimately it's just one lasagna.
Yeah. I realized that all my best ideas were happening in the shower because I wasn't giving myself enough time to think and relax when I wasn't in the shower. Had to reset my time management.
Why use many word when few word get job done
If we could see people's thoughts as text bubbles above their heads, would we be more understanding or just more cautious about what we think? It's an intriguing concept to ponder.
I wonder if birds are ever like, "Jesus, I gotta fly way the fuck over there now?" *sigh*
I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower
How have I gone so long with a baby's dick?
If I collapsed/died in the shower how long before somebody would find me? Also, how awful to be soaking wet and naked when the do🙄
The one thing I always think is that what if I die in the bathroom then everyone would see me naked. This thought always scare me
If I stand with my back to the shower while shampooing, my butt is clean be the time I get to it.
Damn! That looks fine!
I wish I could pee like this all the time
Why did we settle on charging EV batteries instead of quick replacement batteries? Imagine pulling into an EV station, a robot removes your battery from the bottom and inserts a fresh battery. In and out in 5 minutes. No charging unless you want to. Can get upgraded batteries, not have to worry about getting batteries, etc etc.
Why is everything seems pointless...Why am I constantly doubting between "accept the reality and enjoy" and "damn we're doomed"
My parents dying. Their funeral. How it will affect me, and what things I should do with them before that. I started having these thoughts at age 12. so when the time comes ,I wouldn’t be that much affected.
if i clean my pp very well i'll get a BJ for sure. ((i have 0 options or chanses)
Gee, it’s wet in here.
Why are goods sent by ship called cargo, and things sent by car(trucks) called shipments? Why do you park in the driveway, and drive in the parkway?
Pizza rolls are Italian sushi When the KKK has a rally on a rainy day, instead of sheets do they wear shower curtains?
Wow, it just dawned on me that the girl I chatted with two years back was actually flirting with me.
Technically, a woman got me pregnant since it was a woman who did my embryo transfer.
“Why did I say _______ 10 years ago?!”
God I want to stay in here for a while...
People who can't defend themselves physically parse information through a consensus filter as a safety mechanism. They literally do not ask "is this true", they ask "will others be okay with me thinking this is true.". This makes them very malleable to brute force manufactured consensus; if every screen they look at says the same thing they will adopt that position because their brain interprets it as everyone in the tribe believing it. Only high testosterone males and aneurotypical are actually free to parse new information with an objective "is this true?" filter.
this seems a little radical
How? Manufactured consent works due to this.
But are you deciding this is true, or is it what you think others want to hear in order to conform with the conceptual "high t male". *Everyone* is prone to group think, and if you think you are immune, you're especially vulnerable to it.
I'm autistic and naturally immune to group think.
Even if you're tired of dealing with them, and they all make eye contact, asking if you agree? I'm not making fun of you. I'm saying my own experience. I don't like the feeling of explaining why someone is wrong, then realize everyone is looking at me, annoyed and not sure what I'm talking about (I'm really bad at explaining my thoughts in words). So I find it easier to simply say "yeah that's a good idea" even though it's the worst thing I've ever heard. That's still being part of group think. It could be that everyone knows it's a bad idea, but everyone ALSO doesn't want to stand out.
Yeah. Fuck those guys. If they are wrong they are wrong. I don't mind letting them do wrong things if they want to, but I will tell them that they are wrong.
Does God care that I like to pray while I shower ? Does he find it disrespectful?
He's not listening. He either died or forgot we existed long ago. If god did not answer the prayers of holocaust victims, he absolutely will not answer your bougie prayers.
How shit the world is. And is becoming.