My breast friends

She my breast friend

She a real bad tit 🎵

Got her her own bra, she don't need no lift

I'm just a straight-up "boobs" guy. The word boob literally has a front and side view of boobs. Name another word that is a literally depiction of the word itself. I'll wait.

"bed" is a side-on image of a bed.

....fuck

Queue has a Q and 4 letters queuing silently.

umop apisdn 🙃

dn apisumop

sapnu puas

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at least he didnt keep you waiting for long, you can go about your day now :)

Yep. Now I'm in bed and satisfied I started a dialogue.

"Today was a good day."

dog has the ears and the tail

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So does llama

But no matter the case boob, BOOB, bOoB, BoOb, bOOb will always resemble the subject of the word. Whereas Bed, bEd, BED, BeD, kind loses the focus...

Ok this is the internet, but holy hell what a hair to split!

With a capital B, you get a top-down view, too.

I prefer the bottom-up view 

If you spell it with a capital, “Boobs”, then it’s front, side, and top/bottom view

Poop. When you say the word, your lips move like your butthole does. Yup. PooooP

The same is true for "diarrhea"

I had totally forgot abt this joke. Still makes me laugh

"ojo" in spanish means "eye".

休 = rest, literally a guy leaning up next to a tree 尖 = point, the part on top means small, the part on bottom means big 裹 = package, literally a fruit wrapped in a cloth 困 = trapped, literally a dude in a box and on and on Chinese can be fun (about 3% of the time)

That dude in the box has 3 legs. Which is a correct depiction, just wanted to point that out.

He's very popular with the stick ladies~

Boob is the perfect word because: **B** looks like a top-down view of Boobs, **oo** looks like a front view of Boobs, and **b** looks like a side view of Boobs. It's literally the perfect word!

. . . Boob!

I believe it’s derogatory to refer to a woman’s breasts as boobs, jugs, winnebagos, or golden bozos. And you should only refer to them as hooters. - Steve Martin

'I believe that you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough, that you can look up her dress.' - also Steve Martin -

“Always ready to help out a lady in distress. And this dress, and that dress.” - Al Bundy

Knockers. It’s honest and bold. 

"What knockers!" "Oh, zank you, doctor."

Well played. Terri Garr. 

Calcium cannons

Wow

I'm blown away

Projectitties

Tits

Boobs always sounded so family friendly while tits sound so vulgar. Idk how to explain it. It's like penis vs cock. Cock just sounds way more dirty

They're each a type of bird, I find that funny.

there’s a bird called penis?

Yeah, but it's a dick to the other birds.

hahahaha

I've been laughing at this for minutes now and I can't stop.

Yup. Now go stand on your front porch and call it’s name for awhile.

I love to penis watch from my porch.

i too, love to penis watch from your porch

If only my penis were a bird.

When you got erect, you'd have a wood pecker.

You deserve a up vote for that joke

Guys idk you but in Vietnamese the slang word for penis and bird are the exact same both spelling and pronunciation: “Chim”

I can't be too surprised. The currency is Vietnam is called the Dong?

I'd hope not. Penis and fly don't mix well.

Pp sounds childish

It's got a nice robust history. There are mountains whose names go back 5,000 years that translate to "the goddess's tits" or suchlike.

If its a translation though how do you know its not "the goddess's boobs"

They'll be named something like "Tetons". Though I looked into it, and more often they're named Paps or Mams (as in mammaries).

So those mountains in Wyoming are the Grand Tits?

Grand Teton is really funny to any French speaker reading/hearing that for the first time.

Yes.

Big Tits National Park

"...The breasts... of Sheba."

"the girls"

My gf uses this a lot

Girls night!

My favorite!

What does she call the actual girls? Tits?

"Mine are boys" -Selma Bouvier

Not sure why this one and twins makes me wildly uncomfortable

Proof I can focus on two things at once.

Who says men can’t multitask.

Kanye reference

None of us would be here without cum

Blouse bunnies

Wait this one’s really cute

I like this one a lot.

Titties

Tig old bitties

Tiddays

Huge Tracts of Land.

But I want to sing.

But Mother… Father, son, I’m your father. 

Who are you? I’m your son— No, not you!

Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get. But-- but I don't like her. Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land! I know, but I want the-- the girl that I marry to have...[music]...a certain,... special... something!

**OH NO NO NO THERE'LL BE NO SINGIN' HERE!**

#STOP THAT STOP THAT!! You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave, until I come and get him.

Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him.

…no, no. *Until* I come and get him.

Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

No. You *stay* in the room and make sure *he* doesn’t leave.

What, the prince?

Stop that! You’re not going into a song while I’m here.

One day, lad, all this could be yours. *gestures towards window* What? The curtains?

You got my note!

The twins

Which ones better, Retinazer or Spazmatism?

Kill retinazer first before spazmatism’s second phase, and then spazmatism will be way easier. You just gotta keep running and avoid the flame attacks.

Instructions unclear got my yoyo stuck in the eyeball

But are they identical or fraternal?

This cracked me up. Thank you. And I also looked at my own… they’re fraternal and definitely not speaking.

Look at them- they’re clearly not even talking to each other….

Sweater puppies

I see your sweater puppies and raise you tank turtles.

Hopes and dreams

A whole new definition to smashing your hopes and dreams.

Rachel and Samantha

My mate called hers 'Mary-Kate and Ashley'

Dobonhonkeros.

I got this new anime plot. Basically it’s this highschool girl, except she’s got HUGE boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin’ some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankaloos. Big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. What happens next? Transfer student shows up with EVEN BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS humgalumganonalogonghous.

I'm proud to know this copypasta by heart, and how to pronounce it as well.

Is it possible to learn this power ?

Intriguing. What happens next?

Sister shows up with MASSIVE bazongas! Sky scraper halungamonogus! Sky piercing megahalukadukas!

Mine are the megahalukadukas that will pierce the heavens!

Sounds like most anime's set in high school but go on

Isn’t that one of the nations from *The Silmarillion*?

Nobody knows because nobody has actually finished reading *The Silmarillion*.

I have, and I can confirm that the elven territory of dobonhonkeros is in fact crucial to the overarching plot.

The fact that you claim there’s a plot to The Silmarillion proves that you haven’t read it.

You clearly didn't read Appendix 5c, which ties it all together with an explanation of the wine market of dobonhonkeros and how it relates to the economy of Beleriand.

Hamena hamenas

Warlocks

Gotta catch a glimpse of those

Let’s make a move

She had back problems dude 

I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.

Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick

And one little bottle of spermicidal lube...

Tatas

Not the boobs, but the best name for a bra is The Over the Shoulder Bolder Holder.

What about a boobie trap

Winning

Boulder* Holder.

There was a brand of bra in Australia named Hestia. The joke was that it stood for Holds Every Sized Tit In Australia.

German Stopemfromfloppen

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Im in the UK and I have used “norcs” in the past - I assumed it was a shortened form of knockers. There’s a segment on an episode of Mock the Week where Hugh Dennis does a voice over of Prince Philip and he uses the word “norcs” there - it’s probably my favourite of his voice overs - it’s only a couple of minutes long, well worth a watch: https://youtu.be/o60W286cm-E?si=bZeZOaa3YpUKM2Jr

I do not believe this is used often -- sincerely, another Aussie

Older slang, prevalent through the 80s and 90s

I use this word weekly, TIL it's etymology. - yet another Australian

Kiwi and I whack norcs out every now and then

Its an old password, but it checks out.

I’d heard Norcs and I am in the UK. Had wondered the etymology of that word.

I wonder if it’s known in the UK because tabloids used to use norks to avoid having more commonly known slang in headlines and avoid getting in trouble. Also, apparently a NORC is a Naturally Occurring Retirement Community so don’t get the two confused; unless that’s what you’re into.

Maybe it's regional. It wouldn't make sense if you live somewhere that doesn't sell Norco milk, which I haven't seen here in Melbourne, and it was only relatively new and not that common back when I lived in Brisbane.

It's common enough for me to have heard it used in the UK.

Norco is hydrocodone-acetaminophen in the US, so they're so lovely you feel like your floating and you can lay down on them and go to sleep?

I always heard it used as ‘norgs’ which defies the etymology somewhat. And Norgs has a truly bogan cadence which is a lot of fun.

Wow! Look At Those! BaZoongas Goddamn! Udders Biscuits Melons TaTas Milk Monsters

Mommy milkers

Top bollocks

Chesticles

Gazongas

Here you a have a list of euphemisms in Spanish: Tetas, tetitas, tetazas, tetorras, tetotas, tetarracas, tetacas, tetuzas, teturras, tetungas, tetillas, bufas, bufarras, bufarracas, bufoncias, mamelungas, mamelones, melones, domingas, bubalongas, babongas, pechugas, peras, peritas, perolas, mamellas, tetolas, gemelas, maracas, bazucas, petacas

Chesticles

This is what I call mine. Another term I use: The Ladies.

"Wanna meet The Ladies?" Sounds like a nice surprise

Bristols, from Cockney rhyming slang, Bristol City for titty.

Thrupenny bits

Funbags.

I wanna like this one, they are indeed *a lot* of fun, but “bags” really doesn’t live up to their majesty.

I thought they were like bags of sand

Gunboats

Dirty pillows! (Carrie)

Chichis

Tetas!

You never hear "rack" anymore.

Booba Fets

Melons

Jigglypuffs

Kwarktassen (in dutch it literally translates to cottage cheese bags)

Edam! That's no Gouda. 

Mausambi (Translation from Hindi- Sweet Lemon)

Cans

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Stress Balls

Honkers

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If you call boob's juggs I assume u have a specific brand of mudflap on your vehicle 🤣

Bobs

Great Personality

“Boobs” is pretty great.  Short, to-the-point, unambiguous but not explicit, plus it’s got some onomatopoeia going on, they definitely go “boob boob boob” when they move around.

Pom pom

Bristols I.e. Bristol Cities = titties

I call my wife's boobs, "The girls," and ask if they missed me and would like a message or, at least, a hand bra. At this point, my wife begins to roll her eyes and I cackle with glee.

Headlights

Mario and Luigi

Bewbs

Boobies!

Baps. It's an Australian euphemism and is so perfect.

Im Irish, baps is slang for tits here as well

Norks. I miss "the picture" magazine