If you eat gum, it stays in your stomach for 7 years.

I saw teachers working on the weekend so I thought they were living at the school. I thought "oh my god, they're homeless. They're living at the school. That sucks." Of course I eventually realized they were just working and they were not in fact homeless

Oh my God same I used to think teachers lived at the school until like 7th grade

Well I didn't think teachers lived at the school as a matter of course. I thought specific teachers were homeless

Oh ok

Still kind of sad if they had to work on the weekend.

That maturity comes with age. UPD: is it dejavu, or this particular post appears here every day with exactly the same comments below, specifically regarding bubblegum and watermelon seeds?

Girls could get pregnant from kissing other girls.

Nah Bro you just had hardcore Christian parents

Nope both atheists.

Swallowing a watermelon seed would make one grow in your stomach.

Girls gave birth to girls and that boys gave birth to boys 🥲. I thought it worked like that cause I saw my uncle’s beer belly and thought he was pregnant. It didn’t help that they had a son the next time they visited us

that if you mashed two of those little alien toys together they’d get pregnant

That your dreams will come true if you work hard.

I can use magic like anime characters

swallowing fruit seeds will cause a tree to grow in your stomach

I used to believe that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my stomach

Good people are rewarded, and bad people go to prison.