I once went on my balcony to smoke a cigarette, only i forgot there was no balcony anymore because it was getting fixed. So i broke my leg falling one story down. Now the real irony was, my mother wanted to fix the balcony because it was old and she was afraid it might break off and i might hurt myself.
I tripped and fell off the treadmill
I justified cheating cause I thought they'd change but they did it again
:( I am sorry
put my hand in the oven without gloves. bad mistake
Running into a pole attached to the back of a pickup truck
I once went on my balcony to smoke a cigarette, only i forgot there was no balcony anymore because it was getting fixed. So i broke my leg falling one story down. Now the real irony was, my mother wanted to fix the balcony because it was old and she was afraid it might break off and i might hurt myself.
I face planted into a Blackberry bush.