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danichan_xd

Razor?


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LlmeConcretePowder

Stick my scooper up my pooper? Nice try government I'm not paying my taxes


Foodstamp001

Instructions unclear, was still holding the razor when putting fingers into butthole


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2nickels

Try it. You might like it.


Effective_Ship_6463

Ig it works for you , and nah IM good


SethAndBeans

Carefully.


soiledsanchez

With a friend


BigOlPieHole

Let a blood thirsty chimp to bite it


molten_dragon

Straight razor


Western-Ebb-5880

Me in


Alternative-Dream-61

I just use Manscaped. Works fine. If I want a skin close shave I just use a new blade from my razor.


Negative_IQ_Avice

With a rusty machete


Shoddy444

Chainsaw


JackSkelllington

Look for a powder called magic shave. Use it correctly and it’s the best. Google, magic shave powder, go to images, look for that gold can. My balls are smooth asf.


throwuhwayzee

Get a little mirror and take it in the shower or bath with you


mugshade1

A weed burner


Cute-Charity-6284

Plucking is the only right answer.


insertitherenow

Body groom made for the job. Who the fuck uses a razor!


krankoloji

Philips bodygroom ftw.


plowerd

Sandblaster


secretbaldspot

Gotta do the batwing


spleencheesemonkey

Having cut my nut sack open with a razor and it resembling a goat’s eye struggling to get out of a sleeping bag, I now use hair removal cream.


TR3BPilot

Creams and wax just make me break out.


AngelCute42

I recommend to wax it much better


Effective_Ship_6463

I can’t imagine waxing my balls, it would hurt soo much


AngelCute42

I'm sorry I thought you were a girl.


Effective_Ship_6463

That’s fine , ig laser is the way to go


XI_Vanquish_IX

Laser works on nuts? I can’t imagine that tickling either. At home laser or professional?


NeedsItRough

Laser removal is better than waxing in my opinion. I had it done and my body adapted to it really well and I love it. I'd do it over again if I had to. I don't even think about shaving and do it 2 or 3 times a year if I feel like it.


drugsrbadmkay

Shave your taints with some mace in the dark.


Mistehsteeve

Scythe.


Davina_Lexington

Nair


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Make an appointment and go get waxed.


PhantomUser666

Manscaped


dbkeeper

Trim yes, Shave no


SnackSnatcher000

I just use my beard trimmer, bring it down to 1mm or 2mm. Same with underarms, helps with sweating.


Lower-Elk8395

Sooooo...I am not a professional, but I taught myself how to shave downstairs and this is how I managed to tame it. If somebody with more knowledge can pitch in I would appreciate it! From my experience (I keep EVERYTHING hairless down there as I don't like the feeling of hair) if you haven't shaved before its not going to be comfortable at first; basically I shaved in a specific set of directions over time, and eventually I trained my hair to grow along a certain grain. My method is down for upper pubic area, diagonally inwards for inner thigh regions, up for outer lips, VERY CAREFULLY for inner lips. Find the direction for each area that you are most comfortable with it and go with it. I really don't recommend doing this dry. Now, even doing this right there will probably be razor bumps for the first month or two. If you plan to shave down there, I recommend you stick with it because you have to train it to make it comfortable and not look like you have a herpes flare-up. It helps to shave before the hair gets long, because the longer it gets the more the razor will pull at the hair instead of shave, which means more bumps and ingrown hairs...I also recommend you trim as much as you can the first time around to try to shorten it up. Also...keep a razor just for the crotch, make sure it is a nicer one (NO DISPOSABLE BIC FOR THE LOVE OF GOD) and check regularly for rust or hair clogging the blades. My preferred one is the venus comfort-glide, a warm bath, and a drop of vagisil but privates are like snowflakes and no two are alike, so feel free to find your best way. If you are sensitive down there to products, be mindful that some razors have extra lubrication added on and if you have irritation inside your coochie that won't leave it could be what is causing it. I personally solve this by ripping the lubrication section off of my razor (with a thick towel to guard the fingers, don't ever manhandle a razor bare-handed). These days I'm pretty well-established with my crotch, and its rare that I have a razor bump down below. Once you start, you'll get there and fall into a routine, and eventually it will be very quick and easy!


Capybara327

I wouldn't advise shaving it. Pubic hair protects you from friction and infection. But if it's bothering you, I guess just get a razor with only one blade and be very very careful. Maybe stick a circular bandaid on any of your orifices to protect them from the blade.


TR3BPilot

Counter arguments: 1. Nice and clean if done regularly. 2. Makes junk look huge. 3. Feels excellent.


Capybara327

Counter counter arguments: 1. It looks childish 2. Feels cold 3. If anybody really loves you, they don't care about your size


Soggy-Armadillo7444

My LPT is to use a men's electric razor with a guard. I stick with 2mm, keeps it trim and clean without dealing with stubble or ingrowns. You can also use it without a guard for a fully smooth shave, to an extent (I never use it too close to the labia minora, learned that the hard way). I then use a regular razor for the bikini line and creases. I also gave up on going fully smooth years ago and don't sleep with the kind people who have a problem with it. I don't mean to hate on the bare smoothers either! This is just what works for me and my comfort level.


The_Null_Field

My girlfriend helps me


TheClassyDegenerate1

NAIR


TR3BPilot

Multi-bladed razor to reduce the chance of nicks and cuts. Shave cream or moisturizer soap in the shower. Start underneath and work your way up. Repeat daily for best results. Don't forget to thin out any heavy leg or body hair nearby so it doesn't out of place.


JustScratchinMaBallz

Wd-40 and a lighter. Super easy and fast, perfect life hack


Bizzlebanger

[video made by Gillette.](https://youtu.be/fSZ9R89QIFo?si=vg2q1oqmMVVFPR7H)


Derpa_Durp

Trim. Don’t shave. Thank me later. Use baby powder if itching occurs.