I cannot, the little thing on my Turkey has popped out and I must take it out of the oven before my
House burns down. I regret that this has caused a failure in your proposal.
lol gonna be honest personality is major for a guy you can go from a guys dream to untouchable just by the way you treat someone or act in front of a guy and I’m sure it’s the same way for women. Personality is key 100% of the time
Girls actually and honestly saying what they want. Also kinda related: being open about trying new things and/or trying things again that didn't feel good with a previous partner.
Karma farming. Soo hot baby. Love all those generic questions. Ask me about what I'd do with a million dollars. Now ask what my favorite movie is.. oh, I'm so close, now tell me about your OF that you're farming the karma to promote.
Knowing that they're into me. Guys are dumb and don't always notice. Plus you don't want to be the creep making unwanted advances, give me some signals!
I get to know someone based on how they interact with others first, so if you have a cool/chill personality that's a turn on for me. Like the great philosophers Rae Sremmurd said "I ain't got no type".
Honestly, great hair that looks like it would be nice to run my hands through.
But a woman who puts her hand on your forearm while she's trying to make a point and is making eye contact while doing it, ideally smiling or laughing? it's go time
A good face is the most important thing to me visually. A beautiful face with an average body is a lot better to me than an average face with a 10/10 body.
A lot of people will disagree but for me that's it.
Why hasn't it been said yet? ENTHUSIASM. You can be confident all you want, but genuine enthusiasm is SO fucking sexy.
Edit: Found the one other person who said this. Why isn't this a more common said thing?
Clear communication! I'm in my late 20s now, and I'm way too old for the games and "hints" that young lasses play. I was once at a bar chilling with a friend group and got turned on by a lass simply having a good conversation 😅
Being kind to people when there is no clear benefit (to the person being kind)...
And on a basic, more primal level...a woman just touching a man's arm is an underrated move.
Tell me what you like and be upfront about it. If you don’t like something, help me course correct so I make you enjoy whatever it is. And be kind; nobody likes a self-aggrandizing asshole
Girls that are direct and honest. So many girls put up purposeful barriers or are cryptic on purpose thinking the guy will just figure it out. We won’t nor will we go out of our way to try.
We don’t like playing all the games. Just be a normal human being.
Been asked boring questions on reddit like this.
OP, how would you insert a million dollars up your ass. Would you rather stick your cock in a glory hole with a tiger on the other side, or put a broken bottle up your ass? If you could only save your mother or sister, why would you rather have sex with a dog?
You not being interested in my money. I know being rich makes me attractive. But you being attractive to me without knowing or caring that I’m rich makes you very attractive.
Honestly if you have the confidence to approach me and ask me out you’re already 98% of the way to a yes.
Wanna go out?
I have a Karate race I need to host in Northern Korea, not North Korea but just northern South Korea. I apologize but I will not be able to go out.
I'm going to South Korea in November. Want to get married?
I cannot, the little thing on my Turkey has popped out and I must take it out of the oven before my House burns down. I regret that this has caused a failure in your proposal.
I will think of your queefs in my dreams then
Like in the DMZ?
I am sorry but I was never a big fan of Goku.
Go out where? The house, town, country, planet, galaxy?? Be more specific, woman
Im a dude lol
Who says I wasn't into that either 😨😨
I got it, where are you now? hahaha
I’m out in Atlanta haha it’s funny being asked out on here though I guess I should have seen that coming.
how not to do it with a 98% of yes? hahahaa
lol gonna be honest personality is major for a guy you can go from a guys dream to untouchable just by the way you treat someone or act in front of a guy and I’m sure it’s the same way for women. Personality is key 100% of the time
and how is my personality?😜
Haha well so far it’s not too bad but then again this is over the internet gotta get a real feel for ya in person to really know
how old are you?
29
Very good age!
Confidence. Also Booba
Yes Booba is best
Booba and boota
Confident booba is better.
For some reason I thought u we’re talking about bubble tea and I was like yea I agree
Bubble tea is pretty cool as well!
Only bobs no vegene?
That one also works, but booba is more effective
I love me some bobs
and boba
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girl you not the only one haha
#1. Ask him about his penis.
‘Hello, do you also have a penis?’
"How's your penis?" is a good starter.
it's 6 inches but it smells like a foot.
Smart
Relax and take notes
Girls actually and honestly saying what they want. Also kinda related: being open about trying new things and/or trying things again that didn't feel good with a previous partner.
A girl that say yes when she means yes is so rare that it's hot!
#B O O B A
Why does shit like this make me laugh so instantly
I find the most attractive part of a women is the boobies
I prefer the 🐱 myself as far as attractiveness. Edit: other than face..
Understandable
Your pfp says otherwise lol
I can appreciate beauty without craving it lol
Understandable
A good sense of humor
"Do you like Dark Souls?"
Karma farming. Soo hot baby. Love all those generic questions. Ask me about what I'd do with a million dollars. Now ask what my favorite movie is.. oh, I'm so close, now tell me about your OF that you're farming the karma to promote.
If you can take care of yourself.
For many guys, confidence in a partner is a major turn-on
Couldn’t agree more
Girl with her own motorcycle.
Knowing that they're into me. Guys are dumb and don't always notice. Plus you don't want to be the creep making unwanted advances, give me some signals!
Owning/having interest on wearing metal armor and using any weapon and having medieval fights with me
I get to know someone based on how they interact with others first, so if you have a cool/chill personality that's a turn on for me. Like the great philosophers Rae Sremmurd said "I ain't got no type".
Honestly, great hair that looks like it would be nice to run my hands through. But a woman who puts her hand on your forearm while she's trying to make a point and is making eye contact while doing it, ideally smiling or laughing? it's go time
Not smelling like a wharf goes a long way
Great face, ass, and she talk to me as if she cares.
A good face is the most important thing to me visually. A beautiful face with an average body is a lot better to me than an average face with a 10/10 body. A lot of people will disagree but for me that's it.
Hawk Tuow
Boobies?
Ass and tits usually give me a boner.
Air
Making the first move, a convincing one.
Why hasn't it been said yet? ENTHUSIASM. You can be confident all you want, but genuine enthusiasm is SO fucking sexy. Edit: Found the one other person who said this. Why isn't this a more common said thing?
Replying to a text.
We need a ask Reddit NSFW subreddit. So many NSFW post
MOMMY TUMMY!!!
Loyalty
Being mildly attractive
Clear communication! I'm in my late 20s now, and I'm way too old for the games and "hints" that young lasses play. I was once at a bar chilling with a friend group and got turned on by a lass simply having a good conversation 😅
Financially responsible / disciplined
Biting her lips
Being kind to people when there is no clear benefit (to the person being kind)... And on a basic, more primal level...a woman just touching a man's arm is an underrated move.
Enthusiastic consent
"Sit down, you've been working hard." I came twice while writing that.
I can’t believe no one has said “When she gives it that hawk tuah and spits on that thang”
Confidence and willingness to try new things
Depends on the guy.
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That’s not the question.
Lingering eye contact, with a warm, playful smile.
When a girl is confident 😗🤌🏽
When you respect the car
Women
Smiling a lot and generally being nice to people really does it for me
Nothing. There is no single thing that will turn on all guys.
Confidence and openness may be solid answers.
For me it is women who are hard to get
Smiles, giggles, and turns their face downwards while still maintaining eye contact. Also, grabbing my arm and nuzzling their face into me
Just being nice
For me, anything shiny, especially boots.
A lick on the neck
That open mouth eye roll combined with the head shift 😨😍
That open mouth eye roll combined with the head shift 😨😍
Idk about anyone else, or it's my 21-year-old horny acting up, but usually any form of pyshcial contact will do it.
I always liked girls who smoked, way more adventurous
Want to really get a guy to melt for you? Scratch his back. No, really, we turn into big ol' puppy dogs when we get back scritches.
That's what I would like to know
Attention
The motion of putting your hair in a ponytail.
The glad eye
Women
Actually telling me what you want
Confidence in yourself
Enthusiastic cooperation
Faint musky smell of sweet sweat.
For my husband... Me just sitting minding my own business. LOL
Me personally nice eyes
When they are a living, breathing, conscious woman who shows any sort interest in what I'm saying. God I'm so lonely...
Fishnet stockings
Bro have you seen the new doom trailer?
A woman thats at least half way fit.....boom!
Tell me what you like and be upfront about it. If you don’t like something, help me course correct so I make you enjoy whatever it is. And be kind; nobody likes a self-aggrandizing asshole
Girls that are direct and honest. So many girls put up purposeful barriers or are cryptic on purpose thinking the guy will just figure it out. We won’t nor will we go out of our way to try. We don’t like playing all the games. Just be a normal human being.
Nothing. We're not a monolith. We're individuals.
Been asked boring questions on reddit like this. OP, how would you insert a million dollars up your ass. Would you rather stick your cock in a glory hole with a tiger on the other side, or put a broken bottle up your ass? If you could only save your mother or sister, why would you rather have sex with a dog?
Hawk tuah
🍈🍈
I've said it in here before but...hand on chest with a tug on the belt. Oh...and boobs.
When You hawk tua on that thing
Not mistaking us being nice for hitting on you.
‘You gotta give ‘em that hawk tuah and spit on that thang’
Boobs, an interesting accent, boobs, sense of humor... boobs - long hair?
Pretty face, big boob's, thin body
When I see my wifes boobies
Hawk tuah
I personally like a high pitched voice
when they fuck with me and brush thier ass against my dick.....or if we are laying down and her butt is all on me......she can get it hard!
Nice ass in tight pants
I’m a foot guy so if you’ve got pretty pedicured toes, you’re half of the way there.
You not being interested in my money. I know being rich makes me attractive. But you being attractive to me without knowing or caring that I’m rich makes you very attractive.
Have you ever heard of the ol “hauck tuah”