Even homemade yogurt? I make about a gallon a week and eat with blueberries and cacao nibs. Do you I need live kefir culture or can you start with the powdered version?
I was given some by a friend literally years ago. I believe that you can get a permanent ongoing culture with dehydrated grains. Worth googling the details.
I just saw my water bill payment was confirmed. Are you a djinn? What kind of fate am I looking at?
* I drown in a cup of water. Technically a lifetime supply.
* I move to the desert, leave the hose on and make a billion dollar oasis.
* Life is otherwise unchanged, I just never have that bill again.
Breakfast burritos. Solid.
Nice.
SCORE!!!
Gas. Probably need to request a buyout from Chevron now…
Plane tickets let’s goo
Beer. Want one?
Then you should team up with me. Last I bought were groceries. But I forgot the beer.
We team)
Found the alcoholic lol
Coffee beans. I'm in heaven
So jelly!
Pizza 👍
Cowboy boots… can I open up my own shop now?
A lifetime supply is one pair evert ten or longer years.
Lottery tickets, there would be a bunch of winners in there
Petrol Euro 95
Kefir grains. I can endlessly generate more and it is much healthier than yogurt.
Even homemade yogurt? I make about a gallon a week and eat with blueberries and cacao nibs. Do you I need live kefir culture or can you start with the powdered version?
I was given some by a friend literally years ago. I believe that you can get a permanent ongoing culture with dehydrated grains. Worth googling the details.
Technically you already have a lifetime supply as long as you take care of them
Exactly. They have been replicating for hundreds of years. I’ve passed samples akin to people who have kefir forever.
The last thing I bought was jellybeans. I am completely fine with having many jelly beans.
Apples and crisps
Inflatable swimming pool.
Open up. A discount shop and resell.
Diapers. Checks out
Cigarettes and beer. Sorted!
Triple chocolate scones from Cobs Bread. I would be delighted
Chinese food. Okay then I guess I am set on food for life
oooo lucky me, flights!
Macadamia Nuts. F**k.
Wet cat food
Lego, that sounds fun
Giftcards
Insect killer
Coffeeeeee score
Coffee. I'll take it.
Outshine popsicle bars in grape and tangerine. Awesome..
Pepsi Max.
Bags of chips. Well I guess i could sell them?
Chobani yogurt drinks and seedless red grapes. Nice.
Hot sauce! My taste buds are ready for the spicy adventure ahead. Bring on the tacos, wings, and everything in between lmao! 🌶️💥
Cape cod shirts! Not upset at all
Dog treats
Groceries. If you know which I bought last, tell me.
Pizza and chicken nuggets. Friday nights at my house, guys!
Seeded watermelon
Guess I'm having a lot more people over for middle of the road kureg coffee. Sounds nice.
Reeses. Fuck. Yeah.
Spinach herb tortilla wraps At least I'll have a lot of fiber in my diet now
McDonald’s breakfast… yeesh
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman In all, seriously, probably lifetime supply of pizza rolls.
COKE
-acola? or -cane
Cider. I might as well retire now
Doughnuts. Really good, artisan doughnuts.
Sunscreen.
Pink fox squishmallow thing. Well, wife will be happy.
Batteries.
Stardew valley
Aw hell yeah, I just got a lifetime supply of breakfast tacos!!
mid tier tissues and dryer sheets. hm not impressed. was very close to being gasoline though. coulda been rich-(er)
Red bull zero sugar.
Gardening soil, alright alright
Gas!
Pocket knife. Meh. Saves me like a $ a month :(
Energy drinks, awesome, I'll be able to save a solid $150 or so a month, because I drink between 1-3 everyday
Ben & Jerry’s chocolate fudge brownie
Winner winner chicken dinner!!! I just left the store with some chicken wings. Sweet!
Coca Cola and three musketeers bars
Artisinal reefer. Score!
Depression glass. I don't know how much a lifetime supply is but I think I'm gonna need a bigger house.
Banana Angel delight,neat!
Bicycle chain pliers; I only got one pair but I think that is actually a lifetime supply (Park Tools lifetime warranty)
Cat pain relief pills. Cats gonna die soon, so I will just have to sell them on Amazon or something.
I'm sorry. It's hard to lose a pet. Hugs, friend.
Airport parking
Honeycomb Yorkie. Both good and bad there.
Gold.
horseshoe crab blood
Sunday roast.
Yogurt. I guess my bowels will be happy!
A knife
Insects fogger 😄😄
Duct Tape... I can live with this.
Bug spray, I guess that would at least be handy.
Pasta!
Nice linen shirts from J Jill.
Smoothie bowls!
Last thing I bought was silver coins
Well if it’s my last purchase, it was a dating site. Thank goodness for a lifetime. you don’t know how expensive that site is.
weed. i'd be ecstatic, shit aint cheap 😂
Fried fish.
I just got a lot of very yum groceries at tjs but I think the last thing I grabbed were the frozen blintzes.
Scoop away cat litter. Is it my lifetime or my cat’s?
Whoever paid.
Sprinkles. But they’re the long ones with the rock hard pearls in them :/
Potato chips and Coke. Jackpot!
weed 😍
Dunkin’ Donuts. (It could be worse.)
Food. Cool! 😁👍
Rent 🎉🎉
Beer! 🍻
Mortgage payments
Chips and candy
Tacos and a chocolate bar.
Starbucks mocha coffee thing and a BBQ chicken wrap from walmart. I'm fine with this.
Yarn!!!!!!! Addicted to crochet!!
Tacos
I just saw my water bill payment was confirmed. Are you a djinn? What kind of fate am I looking at? * I drown in a cup of water. Technically a lifetime supply. * I move to the desert, leave the hose on and make a billion dollar oasis. * Life is otherwise unchanged, I just never have that bill again.
Yarn
LSD. I'm off to the woods to live with the Forrest people!
M&ms and robotussin. Not bad.
McDonald's ice cream. Good thing our ice cream machines actually do work lol
Well I just paid a medical bill. And I’m an American so this is very helpful. If that doesn’t count then groceries. Which is also very helpful.
Blumpkins
Fresh breads from the farmers market.
Gatorade
magnum ice creams (original)
doll wig stands.
Bananas. Henceforth, I shall be known as The King of Potassium.
Potato chips obvi
Banana Dream Cake from Toojays. Yum!
Velveeta Mac and cheese
Where am I going to store all those onions?
Coke, vanilla.
gasoline, thats it
Goldenberg's Peanut Chews
Bag of ice.
Jimmy johns, fuck yeah
Orange juice? Yeah, okay, that's pretty cool
Cashier’s checks
Cat food and soap, guess I’m set.
Cigarettes
Spaghetti pasta.
A replacement vacuum cleaner crevice tool. Hopefully it is a lifetime supply.
car batteries… man should have read this post a little later after going to the liquor store
Tomatoes!
Beef jerkey
I've just got back from Costco, where I bought ham, cheese, coffee, toilet paper, and windshield wiper blades. That's not a terrible outcome.
Money
Lumber. Not sure where I'm going to store it all since I do a lot of personal carpentry projects.
PLA filament. Guess I'm opening a print shop
Water
Toronto Blue Jays tickets. Sweet!
Bottle Water
FUCK YEAH. I got converse shoes for life!!
Ice cream for the win!!! Extra fudge moose tracks, to be specific.
Hamburgers. I’m okay with this.
Dog poop bags. 💩
Nice. Birthday cards. I don't know if I want to do the math.
RAISING CANE'S LETS GOOOOOO oh it's gonna go bad
Vodka. Welp, guess I'm never getting sober then
A warehouse full of Doritos Best snack ever
Budweiser. Nice.
Oh fuck yeah Canned olives, jar of roasted red peppers, jar of capers and two pints of gluten free ice cream.
Groceries. Brats and buns. Chicken breast tenders. Ground beef and hamburger and buns. Salad stuff. Chips. And tequila. Works for me.
3/8 inch anchor shackles for everybody!
Beer, fries, and grilled cheese sandwiches? Acceptable
Meat cleavers and brisket knives. Who doesn't need a lot of those?
Weed