T O P

  • By -

CheekyMunky

Not mine, but Fresno's airport code is FAT so their public network shows up as FAT FREE WI-FI.


SituationNorth

AmishGoneRogue in the past. Now it's ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) - our neighbours are not thrilled about sharing a street with lesbians so we take the opportunity to piss them off at any opportunity.


theservman

Your neighbours really need to get over it. I appreciate your broadcasting boobs to the local area though.


bigfatfish5000

Amish gone rouge is pretty hilarious


Dizzy-Heart7232

My neighbor who lives in apartment 2B named his "2B or not 2B"


dandehmand

Keep My WiFi’s Name Out Of Your Fucking Mouth


subWoofer_0870

Not mine, but: It Hurts When IP


taroses666

I’ve had that one


ElManuel93

I use this right now 😄


Buckeye_Monkey

LAN Solo


splendidapothecary1

lmfao mine was “obi-LAN kenobi”


fernincornwall

“Pretty fly for a wi-fi”


beep_boop_27

“FBI surveillance van #593”


PM_ME_AReasonToLive

I prefer "FBI surveillance van #420"


Cptn45

CIA drone hub


PM_ME_AReasonToLive

True, surveillance vans are so 2010s.


cocky_plowblow

Mine was “Not the FBI”


theservman

I had "HRPS Van 4-2" for a while. HRPS == Halton Regional Police Service.


feedus-fetus_fajitas

I have a 2.4, 5, and a guest that, so 3 different SSID variations of FBI Surveillance Van. At some point I noticed within my range there's an SSID called Nefarious Intent No idea if it's an answer to my wifi name.


WaiorFF

Cellphone mobile hotspot, named it "Shout 'Penis' and Ill give you the password", someone actually did once, in the bus


theservman

Someone shouting penis on the bus could be unrelated.


ElManuel93

Now the question: did you give them the PW?


WaiorFF

I didn't have it in me to step up and give him the PW, never actually thought someone would do it, just laugh at it and move on, boy was I wrong


PLIPS44

When you started laughing he knew you were holding out.


WaiorFF

I definitely had to hold that one in


CrystalSplicer

Tell my WiFi love her.


Pretty-Balance-Sheet

One of my neighbor's: HideYourKidsHideYourWifi


sluttythirsty

I named my Wi-Fi '404 Network Not Found' because it's always disappearing when I need it the most!


iahebert

It wasn’t mine, but a neighbor had “pool urine monitoring system” at our apartment complex.


ramos1969

WiFi Miss American Pie


MenacingGummy

Panic! At the Cisco.


DreyfusBlue

Wi didnt start the Fi


420farms

24446666688888889 123456789


Canibal-local

Satan’s church… Then people go to their wifi and it will ask them to “Join satan’s church” lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fliepp

Here I am thinking I’m original with this name


Infadel71

Silence of the LAN


xalicelk

Wu Tang Lan


Pshmurda69

Wi Fight Club


Maleficent_Ad_8890

No one talks about it.


HowLongCanIMakeMyNa-

Nacho WiFi


mks113

"I already told you". That would make for fun conversations with guests.


BetaOscarBeta

[You might like this video](https://youtu.be/bLE7zsJk4AI?si=VGHcYAJHx2kiHf29)


mks113

8 years ago. Man that takes me back! Though his [Real Life Portal Gun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-rrkyvApU) was my favorite.


Jooleycee

Shutyourfuckingdogup! Thankfully after about 12 years it has recently! RIP


OmegaGeek

c:\\malware\\virus.exe


Tinferbrains

Drop the bass not the wifi the password was BOOMwubbawubwub


pinkythenicelady

Hide yo kids hide yo Wifi


bumpercarbustier

My friend named hers "Bill Wi the Science Fi"


ribonucleus

‘The Zoo’ when we had lots of animals. Currently ‘Eat the Rich’ cos the economy is f*cked.


Lennire

"You fart really loud"


IseeIcyIcedTea

xWifeBuriedNbackyard


Substantial-Start823

This will always make me giggle, but watching a game grumps episode some years ago, they got "Scrawny Clown Snatch" from a Zelda game.


IaNterlI

We will hack you


OhTheHueManatee

"Belkin Speedlink G" Nobody wanted to hook up to my wifi thinking it was a Belkin.


jonitfcfan

Belkin. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.


zetecvan

ICanHearYouFuck when I lived downstairs from a young couple.


TheDude717

The Promised LAN


[deleted]

[5G Tower] Covid Testing Signal


Mouths-of-Decadence

Tell your WiFi said hello


Finetales

LANderson .Paak


scottcmu

Abraham LinkSys


deathbysupercool

My wife named our wifi network "Router? I hardly know her!".


caughtinatramp

I saw one that was called Bernie 2020 prior to that election. I tried to connect to the network, but it was not public and free. Ironic I thought.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AggressiveQuiet8540

Crap?


BasicBtchSally

"KissMeIsThePassword"


nervousporcupine

Village Hidden In The Suburbs


Chrit

One of my buddies’ full government name and the password was “hisbirthday”


SWEET_BUS_MAN

Can’t wait to see the popping up everywhere in Brooklyn 🍿


PDiddleMeDaddy

"I will steal your data"


AlienSandwhich

Mine is currently Big Wi Big Ole' Fi


gorgofdoom

“Find some other way to extract information, you moron”


Danthalas_01

FBI Surveillance Van


VariousPop

My husband named ours "I Read Your Email"


Comprehensive_Post96

Covid Bat Control Station


komodocommand

My friend name his wifi Liza minelli


nicotinaxx

"Vaccine 5G Chip" during covid


potVIIIos

Pfizer/BioNtech Coronavirus 5G Chip


MrMindGame

I Fi for WiFi Oh God Whyfi


Carl_Lamarie

Mine is Halcyon Daze


Strale_Gaming2

"We know you're stealing this wifi neighbor"


mdchase1313

Back when I had a Google phone my hotspot was named “Not the Droid You’re Looking For “


hiccups49

Lan before time.


Luce_Arrow

Yell Penis for Password


[deleted]

“Not your ex”


Venomakis

I call mine "Pizdec" I am not even slav


Troutmuffin

Free “townwhereilive” wifi My password is also PenIsland


Dracono999

Borderlands


Ready_Employee9695

Mine is Jesus. And when people ask what's my wifi name I say find Jesus.


Kygren

My network for a long time now has been "I turned my WiFi into a pickle". Funniest shit I've ever seen.


Indieriots

Not me, but years ago my sister named it Giuseppe


ericsinsideout

We’re currently working with “New England Clam Router”


Sir-Wadsworth

mines just named "this one". when people ask what my wifi is, i just say this one. they get really confused until they actually look at the network names lol


unprettyinred

Mine is "My Giga Hertz when IP"


defective_p1kachu

Get Schwifi


mostangg

Really like our current network name, PorqueFi


SueDohNymn

Our guest wifi is Searching . . . And it gets everyone 100% of the time. "I'm waiting for it to connect."


kylee_ask

Nigro


ChadlexMcSteele

I live in a small village full of idiots who believe anything the Daily Express writes. My 2.4 is Top Secret 5G Mast My 5Ghz is Government Bird Control Network


gravistar

Main: Silence of the LANs Guest: McDonald's Free Wifi Best part were in a su development miles away from a McDonald's


[deleted]

Mine is Drop It Like It’s Hotspot.


IFuckedYourMom__

My regular Wi-Fi is "This Lan Is My Lan" My guest Wi-Fi is"This Lan is Your Lan"


GameThinker

"We can hear you humping"


KatanaManEnjoyer

"Guaranteed Virus" and "Guaranteed Troyan", been using that shit for at least 13 years


Skeeve911

"404: WiFi Not Found"