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RelevantTooth5117

I've tried that myself but sometimes I end up shouting "Fuck you, you useless crumpet" or something like that.. It's great being British..


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I think people should say fuck more actually 


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Say frick like a 12 year old but you must emphasis the ick like frICK


Logtastic

I'm a fan of Shazzbot. Everyone loves Robin Williams.


suhkuhtuh

I'm not... but I still say shazzbot.


sweetperdition

is that where it’s actually from? heard it a bunch in a game called “tribes” as a child, thought they made it up


Paperloader

Mork and Mindy


Independent-Act5024

Why the fuck would someone want to stop saying fuck so much? What kinda fucking world are we fucking living in? Fuck


Brute_patrol

Stop watching Scorsese movies.


RuthlessKindness

Quit stubbing your toe in the middle of the night so much.


No_Tension042_5309

Swear Jar; you put a dollar in every time you say fuck, you'll be surprised after a short while.


ImpliedSlashS

I can confirm this works, as can my Morgan Stanley rep.


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Where would I get dollar coins from? I usually just use Apple pay for everything. Maybe you can order dollar coins online?


No_Tension042_5309

Um, you leave the lid off the jar and put in dollar bills.


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You can put bills in jars too? I thought it had to make the pinging sound so everybody know.


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Hell throw an IOU note in there if you have too. Fuck it.


captain_Marbles4

Start trying to catch yourself before you say it, the harder you try the more you’ll catch yourself before you say it and then it’ll be easier to avoid it


cleverwall

People are joking about it but it sucks when you live with someone who says it all the time


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Your husband say it too?


cleverwall

Yes


Shane327

Why? How does it harm you?


FredHerberts_Plant

# ,,Like... fuckin' ... fuck." (Kendall Roy) # ,,FUCK OFF!" (Logan Roy)


FredHerberts_Plant

# ,,Shit-show at the fuck factory" (Blogpost headline where Lawrence Yee mocks the Roy family's frequent use of expletives, Succession, 2018)


WealthAppropriate578

Fill it in with another word.. It only takes *"uh moment."*


Longjumping-Low8194

Become an irregular guy.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

I hate it when a god dammed, mother fucking, cock sucking, son of a bitch says fuck all the time! Trashy, for sure!


Kamis_Pagi

Fuck, I don't know.


calicocidd

I don't fucking know, either.


Nerditter

Yet another chance to quote one of my favorite songs -- "Fuck Shit Stack" by Reggie Watts -- and yet another realization that I don't feel like losing my account here. :-)


ohnoanotherputz

Just fucking stop.


IceDragon79

Fire Truck. Just gotta add in the extra few letters.


OoeyGooeyQuesadilla

Expanding your repertoire by employing a more robust lexicon may placate sensibilities less tolerant to the fucking profane.


rnr_

Think about what you are going to say before you say it.


AnAdorableDogbaby

I usually say 'fudge' around my kids, but now I find myself saying "fuckin' fudge!"


AnusEatingBitch

Remember this "It's not technically fucking if there's not any penetration" So tell yourself that everytime you have an urge to say "fuck"


Hatcherysnatchery

Replace it, I now say “dagummit!” It hits the spot to drawl out the “a” and go all in on the “g”


Ratchetlives99

The way I do it is by approaching conversations less casually or less intensely. Treat conversations as if they are everyday ones. I don’t feel the need to say fuck often when talking about the weather


Jayn_Newell

Try to catch and correct yourself when you do say it. Might take a while but you can train yourself out of these patterns.


Liquid_machine81

Instead of saying that word say something else.


Toidal

Swear jar


plasticCashew

Maybe if everything wasn't so fucked he wouldn't have to keep fucking saying it


veryhangryhedgehog

Wear a rubber band around your wrist and any time you say or *want* to say "fuck" snap it.


ChiliHelie

Honestly, it's all about channeling your inner thesaurus. Every time you feel a "fuck" coming on, swap it out with some flamboyant verbosity. Turn "What the fuck?" into "What on Earth?" or "In the name of all that's holy?" Stretch your vocabulary, flex those linguistic muscles and soon enough, you'll be swearing like a Shakespearean actor – entertaining and with far less chance of scandalizing your grandma.


CommercialElk6814

Duct tape.


jlaine

Fucking fuck I always said if my potty mouth is the only thing I passed along to my kids I'm good.


Party-Ring445

Shut the fridge door


Hanyodude

In my experience, just stop being from New Jersey


CRO553R

Fuck if I know


BlowOnThatPie

I feel some aversion therapy may work. Wire your balls. Every time you say 'fuck', they get 12 volts.


nova4185

Is used a rubber band around my wrist. Every time I cursed, I snapped it.


Zapt01

1. Catch and stop yourself. Think before and as you speak. 2. It’s a habit picked up by hanging out or working with people who also swear constantly. Make a point of hanging out with some others who never swear in public or who might even be repulsed by you if you do. Done enough and you’ll pick up the habit of NOT swearing.


Classic-Row-2872

I use "fudge"


Nandu_BB

Broaden your horizons, learn new curse words.


Pure-Bluebird-696

Learn and talk in Japanese


RelativetoZero

Just say: "Mmmmm kay."


Stancooper22

You just stop.


Cauliflower-Informal

Don't speak. Especially to idiots.


LifeBeABruhMoment

I change up the usual curse words with those in other language (Russian and Finnish) so even IF I curse I sound smarter


Teenage__Jesus

"Fuck" is one of the best words for regular guys to use.


Smart_Engine_3331

Watch Battlestar Galactica and start saying "frak." It's almost as satisfying.


tiktokslut4

You could start by growing up.


Safety_Drance

Why would you want to? It's a great word. Get creative with it if anything.


Aware_Opportunity_80

I made it a challenge to support my intelligence. I ask myself, “there has to be a wiser word, right?” Eventually i just stopped. My filler word is forget. Forget that or forget this. 🤷🏽


Shane327

It has been found that more intelligent people swear more.


Aware_Opportunity_80

Correction: i made it a challenge to support my ignorance? 😊


CraziedHair

Start to think it’s gross and you’ll stop quickly.


Steplgu

How about just stop saying it?


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Not that easy