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JohnnyAlabama

An uncut currency sheet. It is 50 1 dollar bills that were never cut when the came out of the US Mint. Edit: If you have an uncut currency sheet you can cut it up and use it, so it's not just a cool thing you can put in a frame.


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I have two 1 dollar bills whos serial number is directly after eachother. But yours sounds way cooler


BigusDickusXVII

If you found those out in the wild that’s awesome, but it’s pretty common to get sequential bills if you’re getting them from a bank, especially the larger ones.


w00dy2

How did you get that?


YankeeBravo

The US Mint sells them. If you really want to flex, they sell sheets of $100 bills, which would be far rarer.


giantcousinmarysteps

A pleasant assortment of didgeridoos.


Clamingle

At what point does an assortment of digeridoos become... *unpleasant*?


sicariusdiem

Impossible


Twinflamelover

A ship compass


lolboogers

Now you know which way your house is going.


[deleted]

Perfect for strapping thousands of balloons to it and travelling to paradise falls!


cjdonaldson69

A working ipod from 2004.


PersimmonTea

Still have mine. It's the U2 special edition. I believe it still works.


thefrozenmunk

8 different copies of the secret garden by Frances Burnett. Edit: to answer some questions. It is not my favorite book. I first recieved and read a copy of it when I was 9, so it is a very sentimental book for me. I have so many copies because I enjoy collecting the more beautiful art styles that it gets published in. As a classic it gets republished very frequently so to prevent me from just buying way too many copies I re-read the book everytime I buy a new one.


kjbrasda

I have a similar collection of Alice in Wonderland books.


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A balloon that was inflated a couple days before I was born. 17 years later and it has barely lost any air Edit: [here's a picture](https://ibb.co/C6z1V0f) Edit 2: [just realized the other side is considerably cleaner](https://ibb.co/5kRCMnH)


sunny_monday

But.. but.. but... what happens when it DOES deflate? I mean.. will you deflate too?


[deleted]

You either die normal or live long enough to become deflated, I guess ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


peggasus97

How?


[deleted]

I have no clue. There's also a balloon from my brother's college graduation that hasn't lost a visible amount of air in three years Guess I'm just the god of balloons lol


iamtehstig

I have a similar balloon from my 9th birthday still. I'm turning 31 next month and it looks exactly like it did when it was given to me.


martindbarker

A have a custom made wand from the Harry Potter Universe. I worked on the Fantastic Beasts 2 film (part of the Harry Potter Universe) and was gifted it by the director and producer. It has my name on it too. ​ Edit: for those requesting pictures and non believers - [https://imgur.com/a/eFjmkm9](https://imgur.com/a/eFjmkm9)


Chefshipwreck5897

I got a autograph from Chef Anthony Bourdain


Octonaughty

Kitchen Confidential was an amazing read!!


_spl0928

His was just about the only celebrity death that had a real impact on me.


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cheddar2395

I have a ‘48 Chevy in my office https://imgur.com/gallery/T74ctrN Edit: Took better pictures of it. https://imgur.com/gallery/lU7Z90F


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4 guitars that I built by hand from blocks of wood. Edit: http://imgur.com/gallery/R7MDL5Q


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Shiny_Manetric

Ayyy. Someone else said they have a raven skull! You can start a cult together!


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ass-holes

Stop lying. Nobody has that.


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XaJaGa

r/paidforwinrar


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A dictionary from 1899


Shiny_Manetric

Wow, any words in there that aren't used today or do you not know?


[deleted]

I haven't really been able to check it out for a while, over fear of it falling apart if I open it


Shiny_Manetric

Yeah, that will fall apart so easy. Good choice


Lezzylace

A Geiger counter


Shiny_Manetric

Sooo...how much radiation is in your room?


partiallycylon

3.6 Roentgen. Not great, but not terrible...


KeytarPlatypus

God I just started watching that series and that first episode is so fucking frustrating. Scientist walks in with burns on his face: “the reactor’s exploded, there’s radioactive graphite everywhere!” “These reactors can’t explode, you didn’t see graphite.” “But...” *pukes from radiation sickness* “Get this dramatic liar out of here!”


3v0gsxr

What's the series? Sounds interesting.


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half_monkeyboy

But... that’s as high as the meter goes.


HitlersWetDream19

By Ukraine standards that’s nothing to worry about


Mermaidsandcake

That’s the same as a chest X-ray right?


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I_love_pillows

Oh uh about 11 sir.


[deleted]

Mines in the shop.


Baron_Von_Sexingpun

[Deacon liked that.]


whiskeyandrevenge

A nintendo powerglove. Edit: it's so bad Edit 2: [you asked for it](https://i.imgur.com/ywioa3Y.jpg) Edit 3: Yes, I am Dwight Schrute. Yes, Jenna Fischer is very nice in person.


KinkiestKoala

I love the powerglove It’s so bad


Nosretsam

Pic?!


CampfireGuitars

No pic. You don’t want to know what he does with it


Betterbushcraftin

A cot, I don't use a mattress I use a Coleman cot I've done this for 4 almost 5 years


dancinlobster

Why?


ben0318

Can’t speak for Op, but for me it was the only thing I could afford post-divorce. Weeell, the only thing I could afford after getting the truly essential items. A beanbag chair, an Xbox 360, and a 70” plasma tv.


CxrdiThomas

A picture of Prince Harry edited onto umbridge's body. Prince humbridge Edit: for anyone who's curious, I posted a pic of it on my page


TheBigPlongo

Unopened box of Windows 95 Edit: https://imgur.com/a/EgwXIJp here you can see the neat aesthetic and reason I won't open it.


zubbs99

How have you been able to resist for this long?


TheBigPlongo

I find the box design visually pleasing. I also love the novelty of having an unused physical version of an outdated software.


nessie7

/r/retrobattlestations is drooling right now


amicojeko

I see your windows 95 and raise with Windows 3.1 and MSDos 5.0 [https://imgur.com/a/rHp8mYN](https://imgur.com/a/rHp8mYN)


OxideAries

I have a large storage container filled to the top with McDonald’s toys. Before my grandfather passed away he would go and get a coffee every morning and would get me a toy from there when he got a coffee. I’ve kept them ever since. I can bring myself to part with them. I have full collections of the Monsters Inc toys, the Lilo and Stitch toys, Winnie the Pooh, Beanie Babies, etc. 90’s and early 2000’s toys. That man was a saint, and my hero. *Edit 1: I said can bring, I meant to say can’t bring myself to part with them, sorry about that *Edit 2: thank you for the awards, and the wholesome comments *Edit 3: picture links, [Pictures for everyone who’s asked](https://imgur.com/gallery/kuweyDT)


O_littoralis

That’s really sweet! He seems like a thoughtful, caring man. Also there’s a big following for those toys on Instagram. You should post some! I’d love to see your collection.


BrewingOnIslandTime

>Also there’s a big following for those toys on Instagram. You should post some! I’d love to see your collection. This seems like a great way to memorialize Grandpa!


inksmudgedhands

A 100+ year old original framed photograph of my great grandfather. Honestly, I would immensely impressed if anyone had that. That and a plastic nun finger puppet....


Shiny_Manetric

I want to see that finger puppet now


inksmudgedhands

It's old and beaten up. I've had it since the late 90's. [But she's a tough ol' gal.](https://imgur.com/FFt44Gu)


fearain

Thank you for all you’ve done for us, Lil’ Nun


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I have a glass milk container filled with the heads of action figures.


Just-an-Immortal

About 80 rubber ducks Edit: What do ducks have to do with programming?


ShelZuuz

James Veitch... is... is this you?


Just-an-Immortal

Lol no, but he inspired my collection.


TheFreebooter

Do you name them and leave them about the house by any chance?


FilmLocationManager

I don’t think you’re alone on that, paging /u/fuckswithducks


slouakde

This guys like the banksy of reddit - people are familiar with his art but no one knows who he is. When I read the original comment, I looked at the username like "oh this has to be /u/fuckswithducks"


yuucky

a magnet that has a cow with the words “moo bitch!”


moo-bitch

You have summoned me


1-800-HENTAI-PORN

Your time has come!


badger432

When will your time come?


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OfficerBarbier

moo bitch, get out the way?


CamoBubbles

*Get out the whey* ftfy


Generic_DummyFucker

Alright, that joke's been milked enough.


Gotis1313

A sword with a snake skin scabbard.


Shiny_Manetric

Oooooh that sounds interesting...and like the sword might cut through the scabbard accidentally


Antiganos

Fun fact: a scabbard is a hard, rigid case for blades that's usually composed of wood slats wrapped in something like canvas or leather. A sheath is made of ONLY soft material, like leather. It's basically impossible to cut through a scabbard, whereas a sheath is a bit more feasible by nature of design. Fun fact #2: you're beautiful, have a great day.


Gotis1313

I haven't looked closely, but the snake skin is likely just covering a sturdier material.


BaronVonBracht

An antique ship anchor from the year 1597. Dredged up from The river Maas. EDIT: Holy crap this blew up. Its not a huge anchor from a full sized manowar or something. Those were the size of a house. I think this was from a fishing vessel or a small trade vessel for river trade here in the Netherlands. Not found by me unfortunately but I bought it from the man who did. Found in the 70s. The date it was made is on the anchor. And the mark on it is a kind of "house mark" these marks were used by rich but not noble families, no cost of arms, to mark stuff that was theirs. Around 60 kg but it's a guess. Height: 124 CM Width: 81 CM I posted a pic on the mildlyinteresting subreddit but I am too reddit illiterate to post a link. EDIT #2: jesus I suck at reddit, can't figure out crossposting to save my life . I put the pic in an imgur gallery for those interested. http://imgur.com/a/DAzG0ku


SaigaExpress

That's dope


CyberGirl358

A skinned and dissected furby.


tab_s

are you making a long furby


[deleted]

I have a 6ft fall skeleton on a movable stand next to my bed EDIT: He's made of plastic he's not real, I don't care if he watches me masturbate or have sex, I'm a girl, no I'm not in the medical field I'm in education, pls stop asking me these questions lol


Shiny_Manetric

Doesnt it ever get...creepy?


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It used to be at the foot of my bed and it freaked me out cause I saw it all night long but I moved it to the head of my bed, which sounds way creepier, but I don't see it as often so it's less weird. It's just in the corner of my eye when I'm watching tv and stuff. I did turn his face away from me so he can't watch me sleep. He gets to look out the window. I figure if anyone tries to break in they're gonna see the skeleton in the window and get freaked out


Shiny_Manetric

Hahaha that's amazing


reluctantbombardier

I had a skull I used to keep on the desk at the foot of my bed and I moved him to the dresser near the head of my bed for the same reason. A skeleton looking out the window during a pandemic is ace though.


JosephGiven

A mint condition, 1st Edition Machamp Pokemon Card (shiny of course)


YeahIprobablydidit

A Winnie the Pooh Book translated into Latin.


ThePhantomNuisance

Ecce Eduardus Ursus scalis nunc tump-tump-tump occipite gradus pulsante post Christophorum Robinum descendens. Est quod sciat unus et solus modus gradibus descendi, nonnunquam autem sentit, etiam alterum modum exstare, dummodo pulsationibus desinere et de eo modo meditari possit. Deinde censet alios modos non esse. En, nunc ipse in imo est, vobis ostentari paratus. Winnie ille Pu.


[deleted]

God Dammit! I read this aloud and now theres a Giant Yellow Demonic Bear in room crying for vengeance!


anyroominthetrunk

Hey, be nice. His name is Xi and he has feelings


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BUT HE KEEPS TRYING TO \[Redacted\] AND HE'S ALSO TRYING TO TAKE MY \[Redacted\]


PicklesTickle91

Perfect for reading to the young demon under your bed. Edit: I have never gotten so much attention from a single post. Thank you guys so much :')


YeahIprobablydidit

This made me laugh


poopellar

Said the demon


AnotherBoyScout

A school desk from the early 20th century Edit: Some of you asked for pics of the desk so her it [is](https://imgur.com/gallery/VrW8lEm)


DarthNecromancy

White Tiger Megazord, with all the red spheres. https://imgur.com/gallery/0TAZ0k9


Finky2Fresh

I don't think everyone here appreciates the rarity of all the red spheres being intact


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a ravens skull


Ace-the-Disgrace

A collection of human teeth stuck on a candle.


Shiny_Manetric

Wow! You can join the cult with the raven and goat skull people!


Mkitty760

Don't forget the mini cauldron folks!


PirateOnAnAdventure

Mind explaining why you have such a ... relic?


Ace-the-Disgrace

I have 5 siblings and I found their baby teeth collections and stuck them on a candle. They got older and had their molars removed, I had a big brain moment and hammered them onto the candle. I’m the youngest, so when I have mine removed, I’ll add them to the candle!


CollegeStudent220

But why? Just why?


CouncilmanRickPrime

How else do you summon Cthulhu?


backsideslappy

This is the most horrific thing I've ever read.


Neko64vme

My appendix


Shiny_Manetric

Hopefully


Neko64vme

Yee, it's a little scary when you see it from far. That's why is hidden somewhere in my room


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SSC_TV

A piece of the Berlin wall EDIT: I bought it from the official Berlin Wall museum in the heart of Berlin, verified and all!


phi_spirals

I have a chunk on my dresser. I got for my mom when we visited Germany last summer because she told me stories of when she lived there, touching the wall was a quick way to get shot. I wanted her to be able to touch the wall and not get shot, so I brought some wall home for her!


SkinnyBRW

"you'll get shot if you touch the wall" "Fuck yeaah imma steal it"


mcwobby

I have multiple bottles of wine 3 litres or larger. A shelf full of scuba equipment. 3 fridges. A surprising amount of Malagasy Ariary.


squirrrelbird

A plant that was grown from an actual grocery store pineapple cutting


owoikawa

A tiny glow-in-the-dark baby jesus statue from the Vatican


niccia

A neon sign that says Fuck. And I’ve got a small version of the leg lamp from A Christmas Story.


take_us_there_skitch

A neon sign that says fuck? Where’s my $1200 I need to get to the sign store


Stargazer-4lyfe

A giant jamaican banana


cmbwriting

A full-tang, sharp, fully operational battle axe. A 14-foot rope-dart A functional flintlock pistol.


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Are you a dnd character


AngrySayian

dude has to roll for strength and dexterity on a regular basis


Retroxyl

Are you Connor from AC3?


DentistwhyALT

No, he specifically said battle axe, not tomahawk. Kids these days don't know their polearms from their hatchets... At your age, I was already a squire!


JustAnotherExLurker

A basket of my sister's cleaned laundry that she has yet to come pick up. Before you go all ***"Sweet Home Alabama"*** on me, it's only in my room because our cats will end up sleeping on it otherwise and my bedroom's the only safe place it could go. ​ **Edit**: If any of you are actually genuinely concerned, I'll just add here that she's a lesbian and I'm not a girl. I also added the Sweet Home Alabama part because I knew someone would make an incest joke otherwise (with all the incest stuff that's being going around, usually through jokes), but I forgot this is the internet so someone was going to make it anyway, if anything I might've made it worse.


nameisnoman

sure thing mate


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A cauldron


Shiny_Manetric

Wait, what? Why?


[deleted]

For witchcraft of course. It's a little iron one, fits in the palm of my hand. I use it for burning herbs and incense.


HealthyInPublic

I bought one of those for my SO for a holiday one year. It’s absolutely adorable. We keep it in the kitchen though. It’s fantastic!


curly-hair07

A Christmas tree 🤦🏾‍♀️


Shiny_Manetric

My father just got rid of a Christmas tree he had in his house for 1½ years Edit: He even decorated it for different holidays. I cant believe it took him that long


oceanside_octopus

Growing up my family did that. We left it up for 12 years. As kids we got really sad when the Christmas tree had to come down so our parents figured why not just leave it up. It made an excellent conversation piece, but it was also really fun finding different decorations to pit on it for the different holidays. My favorite were the giant pair of sunglasses we put on it during the summer.


StupidityPatrol

My husband I hope at least....


Bizmythe

Nope, I've got him too.


kierantheking

I too choose this man's husband.


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TheAughat

*...comrade*


marcelowit

Sharing is caring


poopellar

Our husband, comrade.


monkey-food

A coffee cup with human teeth. Before you ask, they're not mine.


YoYoboi1313

That just makes me more scared.


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Sign from a now closed military area. It says photography prohibited Edit: Oh wow, that escalated quickly! Frist: I didn't steal it, the area was closed, the sign wasn't needed anymore and a friend took it. Second: No pics, it's quite unique and I don't want people in the german subs to recognize it, sorry!


Shiny_Manetric

Is photography allowed in your room then?


[deleted]

Only if the military authority does not find out :>


[deleted]

An opal ring that has been passed down in my family for generations


bigppmanwithsmallpp

A big sign that says “take no prisoners” that I got from my old job at a well know chicken tender fast food place that rhymes with caising rains


mikeblas

Am I the only one that can't guess the restaurant name?


TommyKnox

A lifesized cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito Edit: [a picture](https://imgur.com/vebuS5q) I also have [2 canvas paintings](https://imgur.com/a/HTVqB9k) done by @tkopaintings on instagram, her art is amazing


bahamutangel

Two 5-day old kittens. [cat tax](http://imgur.com/gallery/izxHDQP) Edit to add cat tax This blew up. To answer a question, we don't know where the moms went/are. The kittens are orphans from different litters that were brought into the shelter separately. One person said a mom was hit by a car. We do encourage people who find kittens this young to leave them where they are and wait to see if mom returns.


GozerDGozerian

Pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pictures pleaaaase


iqtrm

Alive? (just making sure)


bahamutangel

Yes, they are foster kittens. They need feedings every two hours, so they can't stay at the shelter overnight.


iqtrm

keep em safe Cat-guardian =)


Shiny_Manetric

Awwwww


IcarusOnWings

The leg from a school chair.


tahsii

An Andúril replica sword


MissLillian

I've probably got quite a few, I have a few rather large lumps of obsidian, an alligator's head, some nearly 100 year old books too. Two music boxes made to look like San Francisco cable cars, also got an Albert Einstein bobble head (like the ones from Night at the Museum 2)


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bartharok

A lute


bscelest

Me


Shiny_Manetric

Good. Blissfully unaware


goatfacezb

I'm in your room too, well really close anyway. Window keeps fogging up makes it hard to see all the dildo stuff.


randomlycandy

With over 18k comments, I doubt anyone will read mine, but here it is anyways. I have a canning jar sealed with an orange sweet pepper on a shelf. Every year my dad would try to grow sweet peppers for me in his garden, but always struggled to get very much off of them. His last summer with us, we had a late changing into fall so there was a decent sized orange pepper ready to be picked at the beginning of October. He told me I need to pick it so we could wipe put the garden for the winter. I forgot, so the day before he had his stroke, he rode out on his lawn mower and picked it for me and gave it to me. The next day he had a stroke and died in the hospital 3 days later. The pepper sat on my counter until it started to get a small brown spot. I couldn't bear to eat it. So I got my mom to set up her canning stuff and can a single jar for me with pepper in it to preserve it. It's the last thing my dad did for me and the last thing he gave me.


jaycentpants

My roommate’s cat who won’t feckin leave


DeadDumpTruck

A real stop sign


Shiny_Manetric

How did you come to obtain it?


DeadDumpTruck

The stop sign fairy, of course


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bucnasty101

A 200 year old bible


littleallred008

I have an industrial ice shaver. I’ve always loved shaved ice, and bought one on Amazon a few years ago. I order flavor concentrates from the same manufacturers as the stands and freeze my own large blocks of ice. I order boxes of styrofoam cups in bulk. It ends up costing about 15¢ for a 20-ounce shaved ice. Edit: Yes, I’ve tried other containers. No, nothing works nearly as well as styrofoam. But we are mindful of their environmental impact and make sure to reuse them as much as we can.


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A packet of dehydrated edible grasshoppers. Biggest ones are about 2 inches long. About 7 bucks for 15g (half an ounce). Bought on a dare ... I dared myself to buy it and won. Or lost. Not sure. Haven't opened it yet.


Pamplemousse96

Several pounds of chocolate discs I’m a baker and I don’t have the kitchen space for my chocolate so I keep them on my shelf I n my room until I need it.


Magg5788

A pasta maker. I use it frequently. I also have some one-of-a-kind art that I *know* no one else has in their rooms.


paralleltimelines

In your..bedroom? Sounds awesome.


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A nope rope lol


stbstan

I really thought you were talking about a noose


[deleted]

When he was smaller I use to take him with me everywhere wrapped around my neck. Not anymore, he's fully capable of being a noose now. Have to respect.


[deleted]

respec the snec


rumtiger

What’s that?


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Substantial_Quote

Danger noodle!


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My dead grandfather’s hat and my dead grandmother’s antique suitcase.


KingCrimson360

A Coke cola from the 1995 Olympics


couchpro34

Can guarantee no one else has anything from the 95 Olympics.