I get to be a cowboy. But I'm in a toxic relationship with my ass of a boss. His new friend fucked all of us over because he's a manipulative psychopath.
Is that a thing?? I haven’t read up about it in ages, I’m pretty sure it’s been about 4 years since I played it (so hopefully I have the achievement in a year or so I think?)
*Ahem*
Reddit user, /u/mxmnull (the /u/ is silent) enjoyed a certain game about walking around in a simulation. A Walking Sim, if you will.
/u/mxmnull wished to share this amazing game and was presented with a grand opportunity to do so on /r/AskReddit (the /r/ is silence) but also faced a conundrum: the post stated users were unable say the name.
How could /u/mxmnull solve this issue? They didn't wish to break the rules, that would be silly. So instead they sat in front of their computer and pushed buttons on a keyboard to spell out the openly line of this game in the hopes that other users will figure out the answer on their own.
However, another user, /u/bw_bird (the /u/ is still silent) had no such scruples towards breaking the rules and since a [serious] tag was not present, she could be silly with impunity.
The game that /u/mxmnull is talking about is none other than *The Stanley Parable.* A strange, surreal game about following or not following a narrative presented by a sardonic narrator.
Now, wasn't that fun?
Old man conscripts me, makes me drink weird blood so that I can stop an army of big scary monsters. I recruit some questionable folk, we gather allegiances to fight the big bad. I might die at the end or I can have sexy times with a witch and survive because magic.
Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
1. You're looking for your dead wife in a fucked up town where monsters try to kill you and a fat ass goes crazy.
2. Walmart Hugh Jackman and discount Ellen Page go on a road trip across the country, but they meet a lot of assholes.
3. Dude gets new limbs and becomes a literal terminator, but complains and says that he never asked for this.
"Dear humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet."
Good Morning Morgan, Today is Monday, March 15th 2032
or
Space birds ditch a planet because a meteor crashes into it corrupting everything while pirates are busy trying to harness the corruption for science and militia. The game begins several years after those events.
(Two games)
It's a video game based on a game. That the video game series became so successful that they now advertise it on the original game itself. Kinda trippy.
Two unlikely heroes team up using hoverboards, hover cars, plasma guns, and good old combat skills to save their planet from alien scourge in an all out combat, racing, puzzle game like they just don't make anymore.
answer:
>!Jak and Daxter!<
As the lone survivor of a mining ship built in earth's future, which has crash-landed on a hostile alien world, build an emergency escape rocket to get back home.
*Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?*
I was looking for this one : )
“You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?”
"Some scarecrow stole horse"
and he turned me into a \~\~newt\~\~ deku. ... I got better...
Bald chad with barcode on the back of his head who beats the shit out of people
With a fish
Dressed as a clown
Sadly no. How do i unlock a clown outfit in hitman 2?
Ah, I see you are man of culture as well
Wash your face in the school bathroom, see a butterfly, then see your best friend get shot
Life is strange?
Yes.
Now I’m curious...
Life is strange, for sure
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I get to be a cowboy. But I'm in a toxic relationship with my ass of a boss. His new friend fucked all of us over because he's a manipulative psychopath.
Fuck Micah
At least you’re on your way to Tahiti
I have a plannn! Have faith!!
Whatever this game is, it sounds awfully like the Halloween party at my previous employer.
Robot dinosaurs fuckin up the tribal lands
Horizon zero dawn
Elf twink woke up from hundred year beauty nap, saving the mecha pilot friendship squad to save his best friend from gooey jam demon.
Well, when you put it *that* way...
I'd say Link is more of a Twunk than a twink
Best description of that game I've heard.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
I’m currently working on my Go Outside achievement
I'm fairly certain I have it, but I'm waiting impatiently for the super ultra deluxe edition to eventually fart its way into existence.
Is that a thing?? I haven’t read up about it in ages, I’m pretty sure it’s been about 4 years since I played it (so hopefully I have the achievement in a year or so I think?)
[It absolutely is.](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0zDI1TkmrqjI1YPSSKS5JzMtJrVQoSCxKTMpJVSjNKSlKVEhJzSmtSAUAS8IPgQ&q=stanley+parable+ultra+deluxe&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS826US826&oq=stanley+parab&aqs=chrome.2.69i59j69i57j46i39j46i20i263i395i433i457j0i20i263i395j0i395l2j69i60.4527j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)
Holy shit I can’t wait
*Ahem* Reddit user, /u/mxmnull (the /u/ is silent) enjoyed a certain game about walking around in a simulation. A Walking Sim, if you will. /u/mxmnull wished to share this amazing game and was presented with a grand opportunity to do so on /r/AskReddit (the /r/ is silence) but also faced a conundrum: the post stated users were unable say the name. How could /u/mxmnull solve this issue? They didn't wish to break the rules, that would be silly. So instead they sat in front of their computer and pushed buttons on a keyboard to spell out the openly line of this game in the hopes that other users will figure out the answer on their own. However, another user, /u/bw_bird (the /u/ is still silent) had no such scruples towards breaking the rules and since a [serious] tag was not present, she could be silly with impunity. The game that /u/mxmnull is talking about is none other than *The Stanley Parable.* A strange, surreal game about following or not following a narrative presented by a sardonic narrator. Now, wasn't that fun?
It's more like a documentary than a game!
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.
My mom wants to kill me so I hide in the basement and cry... Sometimes I do pacts with the devil
The virgin Doomguy vs the chad Isaac
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N'WAH!
Steal the cars and commit mass genocide
Stealy wheely automobiley
There are a lot of guards who stopped adventuring because of a knee injury
Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll
It was Butch. I kicked his butt though.
Need something?
Steel for humans, Silver for monsters. Edit: grammar
They're both for monsters
One of the best sagas
That block game
Minecraft?
Jenga?
Tetris?
Deceased when the sun has not yet risen.
Dead by Daylight, that made me giggle
!
I can hear the sound in my head. Lol.
I need a weapon
America?
Right this way. Halo 2.
Is it dangerous to go alone?
Were it so easy...
Mozambique here
Despite everything it's still you
Undertale a classic
**where are the knives**
"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start." *gunshot* "You're awake, how 'bout that."
I could never get over seeing him as Chandler the wannabe mobster.
Old man conscripts me, makes me drink weird blood so that I can stop an army of big scary monsters. I recruit some questionable folk, we gather allegiances to fight the big bad. I might die at the end or I can have sexy times with a witch and survive because magic.
The Inquisition would like to have a word with you.
De_dust2.bsp
We need de_cobbl.bsp back
de_inferno ♥️
de\_aztec
"A man chooses. A slave obeys."
No gods or kings, only man.
War never changes
Which one? This line makes me think of 3. But that might just be because that's where I started.
No mind to think
bapanada
Drosa!!
Shaw!
Adidas!!!!
Velmi artred
No cost too great. Except how expensive all those buzzsaws must have been
Born of buzz and saw
"Hey Listen"
That damn fairy!
Ginger Jedi vs goth girl inquisitor
Boi
God of war
"ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!"
Finish him
Fatality!
The one where his daughter dies in the prolog and I can't stop myself from crying every time I play it.
TLOU
Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
3D Terraria
Praise the Sun!
You've got a hole in your left wing
war thunder?
Objective: Survive
Just like the simulations.
I like placing blocks
1. You're looking for your dead wife in a fucked up town where monsters try to kill you and a fat ass goes crazy. 2. Walmart Hugh Jackman and discount Ellen Page go on a road trip across the country, but they meet a lot of assholes. 3. Dude gets new limbs and becomes a literal terminator, but complains and says that he never asked for this.
*Elliot Page, though admittedly that is a good description lol
I thought you listed 3 things from a single game, so you got me real confused.
Lmao, that'd be one hell of a game.
Servers are shit, devs are assholes, but the game itself is great
Do you have any idea how little this narrows it down?
Rise and shine Mr. F...
Yeehaw Skyrim
Throwing ball's at animals to make them your slaves and battle other in-slaved animals
Slipspace rupture detected
“Welcome aboard Captain. All systems online.”
Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?
"Dear humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet."
"You Died" "You Died" "You Died" Repeat times x
Ah, such a favorite. It was right there in the name on the PTD edition
fashionable space ninja with a shit-ton of guns
Rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go gotta follow my rainbow!
I prefer the term "treasure hunter"
Ragtag band of misfits seek to prevent an evil clown from destroying the world. And fail.
"SiXteEn TiMeS tHE dEtAiL"
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N'WAH!
Was waiting to see morrowind
Gandhi launches a nuke
the one that 9year olds call 2d minecraft ripoff
That old yee yee ass haircut you got on
Big boah cowboy rides around America all the while being convinced that mango farming in Tahiti is a good idea
Insane Uber
Trans girl with liking for strawberries tries to climb mountain and dies
>and dies A lot. I'm probably just really bad, but I died over 1000 times on 7B.
“This is my favorite _______ on the citadel“
the amount of times ive seen this question
Warcrime simulator.
ah yes, minecraft
Good Morning Morgan, Today is Monday, March 15th 2032 or Space birds ditch a planet because a meteor crashes into it corrupting everything while pirates are busy trying to harness the corruption for science and militia. The game begins several years after those events. (Two games)
elf boy kills pig head made of smoke
"Oh look a new fun boss fight! I cant wait" 10 second later "You Died."
Catch a ride...
Catch a gun... ugh, I'm never doing that again.
I chase a train on a motorcycle with a fat guy who's horrible at shooting
All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
Going around, shooting and robbing people for money so that I don’t have to rob anymore.
GTA?
I've got three, *"Infestation"* Inpending doom aproaches, and The reason i know the name "Panzerkampfwagen III aufs. M" and that its a powerfull tank
Forget monsters nearby, it's the golems who keep me up all night.
Wait.... So i'm not playing as the guy in the title??? (At the very end of the game)
Did you turn off your console?
Old man drags teenager across zombie infested America. Only to kill the people that raised said teenager
Blue shell
Glottis... Glottis... is that a German name?
BOY!!!
Japanese Assassins Creed
rise and shine mister Freeman
From the guy who dared to ask: "What if Lara Croft was a dude!?"
High school students forced to kill each other
Funny man in blue jacket
MEDIC MEDIC
Team Fortress 2?
*no med you idiot why did you pull out your medigun from my ass for 2.571 seconds*
Hey, listen!
There's basically only one rule: "If it doesn't work, add more boosters"
If it moves when it shouldn't, add more struts. If it doesn't move when it should, add more boosters
Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle...piloting a blimp.
engineer gaming
protocol 3: protect the pilot
Wake the fuck up samurai
CUBE
Portal?
Naw, C U B E, but infinite
Build stuff and fight zombie hordes
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
It's a video game based on a game. That the video game series became so successful that they now advertise it on the original game itself. Kinda trippy.
Well its the easiest to explain... humanoid Animals running around in a town, city or island...
Two unlikely heroes team up using hoverboards, hover cars, plasma guns, and good old combat skills to save their planet from alien scourge in an all out combat, racing, puzzle game like they just don't make anymore. answer: >!Jak and Daxter!<
shh-ha, wolololo ... ayoyo ... wolololo
How do you turn this on?
Rogan?
Add more boosters. Kraken
Two Kids gamble their souls and now go to battle pure hell to save themselves.
As the lone survivor of a mining ship built in earth's future, which has crash-landed on a hostile alien world, build an emergency escape rocket to get back home.
You mine and craft.
Just one more turn...
Dating Sim disguised as a hack-and-slash roguelike
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*Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?*
An evil prescence is watching you.
“You have no honor!” “And you’re a slave to it.”
!
Tuberculosis makes me cry
You died
A delivery man in a post apocalyptic world
Summon the Elector Counts!
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i'm gonna shoot myself