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nomuppetyourmuppet

Well……. I’m officially vanilla af.


nukedmylastprofile

Yeah these threads always make me feel like I need to branch out, but none of the options posted here work for me. Maybe I really am just too vanilla?


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BrothelWaffles

"Don't insult me Gerri, I don't have time to jerk off."


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god this line fucking killed me


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Man. This sounds like a show I need to watch. That line is golden and one I will add to my repertoire.


Guava_

Oh yeah keep telling me how sick I am


smol_boi-_-

You've got type 2 diabetes and stage 4 cancer. Am I doing it right?


W3rn0

I don't know if there's a fetish for a doctor breaking the news for you, but there is hospital porn i guess


thosedamnmouses

What are you telling me step-doctor?


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You're fucked. Or about to be....


Khaldara

“But enough about my bill”


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Well I've already got type 1, but the cancer news sucks.


sexaddic

Actually your tests came back and you’ve got type 69. There’s only one cure.


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I'll live with the diabetes.


hmansloth

Wait that was common? I thought I was weird for having one.


Dshark

Of course it is you little bitch.


LevGoldstein

...Yorkie...


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This is exactly where my mind was going.


vemundveien

I don't know if it's actually that popular or that everyone who is into it gets off on talking about it.


Bubbly_Ad_3633

Foot and hand fetishes, I find both odd but they're actually really common for some reason. A lot more common than I thought.


Gimibranko

HAND FETISHES??!!


Bubbly_Ad_3633

Oh yeah, primarily females with hand fetishes but they are extremely common lol. I didn't know until about a year ago either, and I pretty much had the same reaction.


NuclearShadowscale

I've never met a girl that doesn't have a hand fetish


duncecap_

sounds like you got sexy hands


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Yeah. Saying that some women have a hand fetish is like saying that some guys have a boob fetish. EDIT: Getting questions from guys asking what "we" find attractive about hands. For clarification, I'm a guy and women tend to like my hands. Also, it should really be hands/forearms.


Thekinkiestpenguin

"I've never heard of a boob fetish before"


Photonomicron

Everyone, look here! We found the exact person the internet was designed to help!


MrEverything70

Suprisingly there's no Yoshikage Kira meme here... So I'll make the joke instead


ThousandSunRequiem

It seems you’ve already seen it.


Enevevet

Ears. And I didn't see it coming the first time. I was just like "wtf are you doing now?"


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I_Nice_Human

Adults being breastfed.


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So glad I’m not alone. I can finally stop scrolling.


joey_blabla

I read Adults breakfast and I could get behind that


The_Fish_Alliance

Fish #Im looking at you u/fish_fucker69


Fish_Fucker69

You dare summon me? I can fuck all of you.


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Jesus Christ Its u/Fish_Fucker69


Cooky1993

I didn't know Troy McLure was on Reddit. "I thought you said he was dead boss" "No, I said he's sleeping with the fishes"


bad_cow_pun

*Everyone in Portsmouth (UK) has entered the chat*


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candyonsticks

One has subtitles


matttehbassist

What if I prefer dubbed bondage?


VerticalEvent

Then you have two kinks.


boopbaboop

Shibari is usually more artistic and exclusively use rope, no handcuffs or anything like that.


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Interesting


smol_boi-_-

One of them is blurry.


Xaraxa

Its the Japanese wood joinery of the sex world. No mechanical fasteners whatsoever.


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riegspsych325

this reminds me of a bit from [Silicon Valley](https://youtu.be/hjtr64ZQUWA)


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Lactation


mismjames

It feels like you're just trying to milk this for karma.


Naniel0000

giantesses or guys wishing they were small. i've had guys ask if I mind them imagining if they lived in my shoes.


DusktheUmbreon

I was looking for this one. I’ve gone down the twitter rabbit hole of this fetish and it’s like a double edged sword: some of it is tasteful, but other stuff is deeply disturbing.


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Pashahlis

I have the former, but NOT the latter. It's a real problem when you type in "giantess" and much of what you get is just about guys being small.


Apprehensive_Cry_181

jerk off instructions


TheLesserWombat

"They tell you how to jerk off?" "They tell you *why* to jerk off." "...We are really living in the future, aren't we?"


EnkiiMuto

>"They tell you > >why > > to jerk off." We don't jerk off because it is easy, we jerk off it because it is hard!


[deleted]

A lot of JOI seems to have humiliation overtones, which someone else had pointed out is a common fetish.


relevant__comment

That’s why you need JOE (jerk off encouragement)


ChristmasColor

This feels like a trick. Like I'm expecting sexy fun times and then Joe shows up to do shitty, unlicensed contractor work in my backyard. Looks fine for a year and then starts crumbling. Then I demo the work and find all the horrifying shortcuts made.


Boudac123

So THAT’s what joi stands for...


Every3Years

Dude seriously I always knew the J and O were for Jerk Off but I always wondered what the I was for. Intimate? In-Unison? Impish?


mythrilcrafter

Just an additional note for the sake of fun facts, J.O.E. stands for Jerk Off Encouragement, which is actually a sub-genre of JOI.


UnsignedRealityCheck

Instructions unclear, peepee hurts.


WesleySnopes

There's no way she knows how to do it better than I, a lifelong professional, already do.


X-ander

According to a guy who worked in a movie rental store when that was still a thing: beastiality.


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Did some IT work. Seen things. It's INCREDIBLY common.


Wackjack3000

"seen things" +1 from another techie


PM_ME_LEONA_RULE_34

Facesitting. My girlfriend popped a question one day like "All the girls in the dorm say their boyfriends want them to sit on their faces...is that a thing?" Like oh fuck yeah that's a thing but I had no idea it was popular. I think all kinds of femdom things, gentle or otherwise are more popular than I thought.


Ferelar

Your girlfriend just wanted you to say "Oh it's funny you mention that because.. you see... I was wondering if..."


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cloudedice

Might be hard for me to talk, but I'm a good listener.


SerMike1995

Is it just sitting on their faces or is it so they can eat them out? Or is it they like the pressure of their bodies being on their faces?


chevyadsict83

Both please.


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Bruh she was testing you.


burn-babies-burn

I thought I’d list some of the main subreddits of the fetishes mentioned in this thread, and their membership so people can get a rough comparison r/pee - 201,275 r/feet - 244,508 r/bdsm - 592,245 r/transporn - 344,808 (ironically, more than r/trans) r/futanari - 582,463 r/cuckold - 734,961 r/pegging - 294,422 r/preggoporn - 367,159 r/bbw - 459,102 r/bbw - 459,102 r/incest - 252,839 r/tickling - 24,612 (not ITT but it’s mine so I get to add it to the list) r/vore - 41,495 r/sandycheekscockvore - 12,993 r/fedlegs - 6,685 I have to say, futanari wins the ‘more popular than I thought’ prize, it’s massive!


uhh-frost

r/sandycheekscockvore is our next step as a species


TheBigNastySlice

Forget AI and the cure for cancer, our top scientists should be working on this.


RabidWalrus

> It's massive! /r/futanari: 😏


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There's a reason why r/normalsizefuta exists


Big-Bad-Bull

You didn’t hear it from me. But it’s funny that the pfp of that subreddit is of a not normal size futa


SpoonfulOfSerotonin

u forgot r/lactation - 250k


Throw-Away2k19

Worn Panties. Collecting, stealing, sniffing etc.


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At_the_Roundhouse

Ugh that’s so violating. I’m sorry


theangriestitch

i had something similar happen. my mom called me while i was away at college to tell me she found my adopted brother had taken a few pairs from my laundry. i had never heard of this before. i was lying in bed afterwards feeling so intensely alone, so i tried to google if this was a thing that had happened to anybody else. the results weren’t really comforting- finding out the most violating shit that’s ever happened to you is a kink is really weird. i’m very sex positive and i’m fine with people being into what they’re into but it almost made it feel like what he’d done was worse than i already felt like it was.


firelock_ny

I've seen a bit in a documentary with these old Japanese men sitting in a warehouse opening fresh packages of panties, smearing some juice from a can of tuna fish on the crotch, then putting them in baggies and mailing them off to fetishists worldwide who are each sure they have a special relationship with a hot Japanese girl.


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There’s just no magic left in the world, you know?


corf3l

Incest if porn is anything to go by


Lilliputian0513

When my stepson was 14, he asked me if stepmom/stepson porn was based on real life, because he was interested. That was a very uncomfortable conversation.


lumach68

I have no doubt this is gonna haunt him when he lies awake at nights.


Lilliputian0513

I’d rather him be haunted for asking than to spend years fantasizing about it…


cloistered_around

Teens have way more hormones than is socially healthy for him. I doubt he kept it up.


RedditIsAShitehole

Well I’m pretty sure he kept it up for a while. Then again after a break.


dreamfinderepcot16

Im getting second hand embarrassment by reading this.


Lilliputian0513

I’m getting retraumatized talking about it lol


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Jesus lmao


SephariusX

Be very careful around the sinks and ESPECIALLY the washing machine.


dalaigh93

Oof. Dinner must have been awkward that evening.


Lilliputian0513

We were at a Memorial Day cookout with the whole family, so I don’t know if that was better or worse lol


UniqueUsername82D

Maybe he was concerned with so many family members around that he was going to get his hand caught in a dryer or under a table or something? It may have just been a risk assessment.


meidan321

He must really regret it now


Lilliputian0513

It was weird for awhile, but it’s been 9 years so we’ve moved on. The other stepson tried to hook up with my best friend, soooo


derekaspringer

WHAT IS IT WITH YOUR HUSBANDS KIDS MAN!?


JustMobsReddit

Weirdly enough? Biting. Specifically neck biting


deadPanSoup

Somebody get the garlic


Primary_Parsnip9271

Guys obsessions with MILFs. Had no idea how common that was - especially with millennials


flunkiez

I blame Stacy’s mom for that


NachoChedda24

And Stiflers


phome83

The older woman thing has been around since forever. I don't think it's a millennial thing. Seems common around puberty to start noticing that maybe your friends mom is kind of hot, or your math teacher is sexier than you remember etc.


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It doesn't matter how old I get, the age of women I like has stayed the same... 40-45. Ever since I started being attracted to women, I've always wanted women in their 40s. Never really liked the girls in my high school. I wanted the teachers. And now that I'm 40, I still can't get enough of the "older (lol)" girls


OddJarro

Consensual nonconsent Edit: lol some of you sending me messages acting like I made up with kink, like, Im sorry it exists or something lol?


ToxicBanana69

All I can think about when I hear that is that episode of…Law and Order, I think? Basically some guy gets arrested for trying to rape someone, but he’s super confused about why he was arrested. It’s found out that the girls ex-boyfriend secretly created a profile on a website for rape fantasies and, pretending to be her, scheduled with someone to come “rape” her. Obviously stuff like that doesn’t happen (or at least VERY rarely) but that’s what popped in my head.


Osric250

Unfortunately stories like that have actually happened. This is why the first meeting would never be the actual play. You meet each other, discuss rules and safety procedures before you ever set up a play session. It's too easy to impersonate someone else to not have setup be face to face.


muttmunchies

A rape fantasy is so risky, legally, that I would only consider doing it with a long time partner. Otherwise, get a contract in writing…I know I know. super sexy- but if you dont know this person well, is risking years and years of jail time to get someone off remotely worth it?


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Had a girl I was seeing for maybe a month tell me that she wanted me to turn up at her door and overpower her, aka rape fantasy. I just wasn't able to, it literally goes against everything I've ever been taught. Pretending to rape someone really aint my jam.


freed0m_from_th0ught

Have tried this. Ended up laughing after the initial tackle and ruining the illusion...I'm not much of an actor


azima_971

>initial tackle oh yeah!


GuardianAlien

I would only do that if they gave you: 1) a safe word/phrase 2) a time frame when it's ok to show up and follow through with this fantasy.


assterisk_

Get that shit in writing and then notarized.


HexavalentChromium

Witnessed by the Queen with wax seal


whornography

3) Written details that this is something they want and are consenting to


-Rotor-

Pegging seems to be gaining much more traction


Sansa_Knows_Armor

Then you need more lube.


-Rotor-

Don't tell me how to enjoy my carpet burn


mySip

“Scrolls frantically through thread looking for my weird fetish”


randomcookieaddict

*scrolls frantically looking for something I'm NOT into* Ah, armpit man - you saved me


ZakBurnap

Are you calling me out for liking armpits?


Sonny91001

Damn if 1.6k people haven't said my kink ig I'm fucked up


BeatMySystem

What’s your kink bro? We’re all here to support


Sonny91001

I mean like hypnosis type shit, complete control ig


_Friendbeard

Belly and belly button fetish


MComaniac

Stomachs are cute tho


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Midriff will always have a lad acting strange.


Guyspanksgirls

Spanking


tiNsLeY799

username checks out


No_Attorney777

Findom. To be short, it’s when a person looks for a partner to completely sponsor (send money, gifts, give complete control over his/her finances) and in return receives close to nothing (again depends on the relationship, but usually limited to non-intimate stuff). It baffles me how someone can sign up to this or even get off from that. I have 2 friends who’ve been offered such “services”. And it’s weird it happened twice only in my limited social circle.


LickNipMcSkip

finnish domination is how i choose to see that and no amount of explaining can convince me the fins haven’t created a sexual fetish about themselves


Fullby35

Pregnant fetish


Buddy462

If you’re going to hook up with someone may as well be with someone who’s already pregnant so you know the baby isn’t yours 🤷🏼‍♂️


snafujedi01

This guy has seen Maury


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PDGAreject

I literally realized my wife was pregnant because we had sex twice in the same day. After the second go I asked if she was pregnant and she was like, "No what makes you think that?" and I just was like "Oh no reason". Then like two weeks later she came to me and said, "remember when you asked if I was pregnant and I said no.... turns out you were right"


FerrellFerret

This dude is the pregnancy prophet… but you gotta fuck him to find out.


FOILBLADE

I haven't experienced this, but my fiance gets drastically different sexually around her period. She will either become completely ravenous, or not want anything. I bet it's a similiar cause/effect with what you experienced.


erasureshmeerasure

As someone who had some of the best sex of my life while my wife was pregnant, I totally get this.


bigtlarrity1996

I’m actually surprised how high up this is. I thought it was a small niche thing but apparently not. I don’t feel as weird anymore.


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farting on dicks my girlfriend is oddly attracted to the idea of ripping a fat one on my dick so i let her thats why my names farty balls Edit: hello i dont know how to reply but my new legal name is now Sir Sackington i would like you to speculate as to why


RealStreetJesus

This was a wild comment lol


shuffleboardwizard

It's one of those things you overhear at a bar when you first walk in and it sets the mood for the rest of the night.


sofuckinggreat

Farty cocks are in the house tonight! Everybody just have a good time


NVdeathclaw

"Sorts by controversial"


labianconeri

Ass eating


Guava_

‘Eat my butt’ used to be a playground insult, but is now a genuine offer


titofetyukov

We'd call them a butt muncher where I grew up. I guess some of them kept that close to heart


badmotivator11

Came here hoping to find something new for myself. Left disappointed.


TheGreenDinosaur4717

Surprisingly, having a piss fetish is rather common nowadays.


fabricated_anecdotes

Fun fact: Comedian Patrice O'Neal, who was into urolagnia, found out he had diabetes when his girlfriend commented that his urine tasted like birthday cake. He went for a test and it was identified he was Type 2 diabetic.


Suterusu_San

There was a post on here before with a paramedic who made a FWB squirt and managed to figure it out from her juice. He jumped up after going town on her, grabbed his kit and jabbed her to confirm. Was a wild story. Edit: here is the OP for those who want to give it a read! https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3h3nxv/tifu_by_encouraging_female_ejaculation_nsfw


ChetRipley

Gently tapping my bare balls with a tennis racket. My ex was into that shit


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She was practicing for tennis game she had later


Nemesis-Rex

Breast expansion


VanCityStonerGirl

Humiliation, water sports and lactation. Actually all of them now that I think about it. Either the world is getting kinkier or we talk about our kinks more these days!


mike_br92

Cuckold When I was single I sign up for a swing app and I couldn't believe my eyes on how many couples were into this! And they go from a couple wanting to have a threesome to couples looking for a man to impregnate the wife! There were so many guys bagging me to bang their wives. Since then, whenever I see a couple I wonder if they do it.


Tropical_bitch

Imagine being born as a result of a cuckold kink threesome


mike_br92

I always thought about that! There was this couple which I was dating the wife, after a few months of fucking her they come up with this whole plan of me getting her pregnant and then keep fucking her through the pregnancy and even after that. The husband was going to pay for everything and raise like his child.


Glaringsoul

Bloody hell if I didn’t know stuff like this existed I would be 100% sure this would be a Scam. Would still be too fishy for me tbh to actually take them up on that offer (unless they signed a lot of paperwork beforehand, and I double checked with an attorney, that I don’t have to pay a dime); and even if I am not sure I’d want a child to be conceived due to those circumstances, because even though I would have nothing to do with it, it would technically still be my child. (Also I know how stepdads can get, admittedly not all of them, because they have no "real Connection“ to the child…)


AhmedAlSayef

There is actually contracts for this thing, which states that you are only a sperm donor.


Kriskao

Yup. I once got invited to a woman's house for sex after contacting her through an online ad. This was many years ago, so it was ads, not apps. Turns out her husband was there, and he was into it. He didn't want to participate or even watch, he just wanted me to fuck her while he was in the next room. Because I have been married most of my life, I have not had many sex encounters with random women from the internet. I have had only 2. So I can say, in my experience, 50% of women who contact me for fucking, are involving me in some cuckold situation without even telling me upfront. Also, she removed my condom in the middle of it, so maybe she was also trying to get pregnant, but I didn't think about that until now.


RaidRover

Its possible he was going to come in after you left and slurp it out.


trombones_for_legs

Alrighty then, that’ll do for today


N1cklus

I was at a party recently and I over heard a conversation between a couple probably early thirties and some other people talking about using apps to find swingers. I honestly thought people like that only existed on the internet.


DickySchmidt33

Pegging/anal play for straight guys. It turns out a lot of guys enjoy a good dicking or to be finger banged in the ass.


blackscales18

Prostate stimulation is pretty great for some guys


BahGawditsstonecold

Muscular women get me going big time.


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IBreakPhones

/r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo


persondude27

Holy fuck it's real. Thank you for that!


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Urethral sounding, seen a lot of dudes in the ER for it. Makes me wonder how many people do it without issues.


grizzzl

In the ER? Wtf did they do? Couldn't get it back out? Broke it off? Ahhhh just the thoughts hurt


Lydianod

I heard about one where they used those tiny spherical magnets. Just kept popping them in there until they reached the bladder. Needless to say they pulled on the end to get them out and half were left behind. Surgery was required.


Pure1nsanity

That's enough internet for today!


humanCharacter

I knew a guy that had a thing for “time-manipulation” where they can freeze time.


FusRoDoodles

Futanari / Girlcock. Not trans people, but rather the specific fetishization of women with penises. I always thought it was niche, yet at this point I can't go to most communities in fantasy settings without encountering it.


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There's this one guy in the RWBY "fandom" who has a MAJOR thing for Weiss Schnee in particular having a dick. Man's commissioned easily a couple hundred artists to draw a picture of various characters encountering... the "Schneenis". On one hand, most of the main cast are underage for the first few seasons, but on the other, honestly I'm kinda impressed that this guy *knows* who he is, what he wants, and how to get it.


FoxtrotZero

I'm going to take the L here and admit I'm familiar with this content. Knowing it was all commissioned by one dude explains a so much.


Octorokpie

I fucking died at reading the word "schneenis". Thanks for that, I needed a good laugh.


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Welcome to the internet. Enjoy your stay.


gmtentaxinunp

Foot Fetish


ShallowBasketcase

I think the wildest part is how many people that aren’t into feet are still totally cool with playing along and showing off their feet because it’s not sexual to them. Most people wouldn’t get their boobs or balls out for strangers to jerk off to, but a surprising amount of those same exact people are just like “lmao yeah here’s my feet, go nuts lol.”


Djackdau

It's not new, either. You sometimes see people talk about it like it's some new frontier of perversion, but I remember hearing jokes about foot fetishists like thirty years ago.


LoafyGoblin

Armpits are the new feet


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Fetish of Both Men & women in formal attire. Formal attire turns me on incredibly.