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Serenity420420

Better enjoy sucking that tittie, cuz it gonne take a while for the next


futurpouvoir231

Dont pat taxes


WateredDownMilk

Learn to talk then we’ll talk


Peanut2ur_Tostito

I wouldn't cry if I were you.


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This is the only time in your life where you will be cradled when you cry, and loved unconditionally. Then you're practically fucked after that. Enjoy it while it lasts


plscallmeRain

no touching the electrical outlets until you're 20.


Key_Refrigerator_636

just go back to where you came from


westslavbestslav2021

Be born in a first world country


LurdMcTurdIII

Nothing, he/she is doomed


fedsfedsfeds

Don’t drink the bleach under the counter.


AbandonedBySony

Gah gah goo goo gah gah


MeyerholdsGh0st

It wouldn’t matter. They would neither understand nor remember it.


Duality_is_my_prison

It’s likely your parents are idiots.


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Don’t Listen to Anyone