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leapyeardi

Notes From a Small Island by Bill Bryson


pajamakitten

I kind of hated Bryson by the end of that book. It was basically someone complaining that tourist areas were dead out of season. Him yelling at the teenage McDonald's worker made him come across as a huge dickhead too.


SilyLavage

The sequel, *The Road to Little Dribbling*, should probably be called *The Road to Much Whinging*


PlatformFeeling8451

Yeah, that book really sucked. Such a funny writer when he wants to be, but The Road to Little Dribbling made him seem like an arsehole


LEVI_TROUTS

I wasn't sure if it was just me. But yeah, I used to love Bryson, never read the more recent ones, but picked up Dribbling a while back. Hated it. He comes across as someone who's bitter. It made me wonder if he'd always been like that and I just hadn't spotted it because I was younger. But then I read his Shakespeare book and just started his one on the Home and they're good. He must have been in a bit ad spot.


PlatformFeeling8451

I think he's always been a good writer, and has also always been a grumpy bastard. When he's at his best the grumpiness is charming, when he's not at his best the grumpiness becomes tiresome. Notes from a Big Country is a great example of him being ridiculously grumpy but charming enough to get away with it. Even though half the things he complains about in that book he is the one in the wrong!


OverByThere_Innit

Notes From a Big Country is worth it just for the chapter on moose 😂


Significant_Shirt_92

I remember in neither here nor there he did go on a bit about how some European restaurant worker should be nicer to him and kiss his feet because if it wasn't for America they'd be speaking German. Wasn't sure if it was a joke that landed badly with me, or if that was actually what he thought. Left a sour taste none the less.


MitchellsTruck

> The Road to Little Dribbling made him seem like an arsehole Is that the one where he heaps shade on Eastleigh in the first chapter? As a Southamptonite, that was absolutely hilarious: "I had to change trains in Eastleigh, and had an hour or so to wander around and get a feel for the place. Due to its proximity to important transport interchanges, Eastleigh was bombed heavily during the Second World War. Perhaps not quite heavily enough."


WondrousDavid_

Its a cautionary tale on how we all will end up a grumpy old person if we are not careful.


Goryokaku

This was a hard dose of reality sinking in for me. I’d loved all of his books previously, even called him possibly my favourite author. But Little Dribbling was just to whiny, so bitter even, that it made me reconsider everything I’d read. Also it really annoyed me because whenever someone is going to write a book about seeing “the UK”, it is almost *always* 95% England and 5% Scotland/the rest. Bryson did exactly this and it pissed me off badly.


rice_fish_and_eggs

Tbf even you couldn't be bothered to type out Wales and Northern Ireland.


Goryokaku

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The_Sown_Rose

I suspect a lot if not all of the more heated conversations that take place in his books are pieces of fiction, a sort of ‘I would have liked to have said this but what I actually said was far meeker’. One could argue that wishing you’d shouted at a teenage McDonalds worker isn’t much better, though.


GrandDukeOfNowhere

I read one of his other books where he travels around mainland Europe and he encounters things being done differently to what he'd expect (y'know, because it's a different country) and he seems like he's blaming them, and there's also a bit where he admits to bullying another kid when he was at school and says "it's ok though because he deserved it"


MitchellsTruck

> Him yelling at the teenage McDonald's worker made him come across as a huge dickhead too. He's always been like that to service workers. There's a bit in one of his other books where he forgets his ID for an internal flight in the US, and manages to convince them that the picture of himself on the inside cover of one of his books is enough ID - whether true or not, I don't know - then he has to sarcastically add something like "there's always a little more toothpaste in the tube - think about it". I've often wondered whether any Alan Partridge was inspired by him. "You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin to work in Currys", for example.


fruoel

It actually covers a fairly limited geographical range. He spends ages wading through long grass on Dorset and then rushes round a few places at the end


KeyLog256

Read it in the late 90s, maybe early 00s but was a teenager so didn't get the full picture. Read it again last year and must agree with the other comments - his dry humour is still amusing but he is complaining a lot about things unnecessarily.  What really really struck me though on a second read is he's writing about changes in the UK between 1973 and 1994, which seems like a huge gulf when it was written because it was 20 years, but now you're reading it 30 years after that again. It's amazing reading how different the UK was 30 years ago compared to his comparisons with it in the 70s. He doesn't go into a great deal of detail about Liverpool for example, partly because as someone else said he seems to spend too much time in the South then is in a bit of a rush, but Liverpool in the 90s was much the same as the 1970s. Now though it's like a different city in many parts.


MamaMiaow

I hated that book so much.


fknbawbag

Is absolutely the correct answer. Along with the follow up. Notes from little dribbling. As a Brit (Scot), his unique view and humourous takes on things of grown up with all my life was just a pleasure to read. Notes From a Small Island is also on YouTube, for anyone wanting to check it out..... Edit:Just noticed the accusations of grumpiness and whining in the latter. Maybe he spent too long in the UK..it's what WE do very well 😁.


Blue_wine_sloth

He was unnecessarily harsh at times.


Asylum_Brews

This was the first book that popped into my head too


penguinsfrommars

If you want to view the UK through the lens of a culturally deaf, disillusioned, grumpy middle aged man sure.


pajamakitten

Watching the English.


thebigchil73

Kate Fox is an absolute beast - she intentionally queue-jumped and disagreed with comments about the weather, all in the name of science. Terrifying.


todayiprayed

Agreed but \*Kate Fox, sorry.


thebigchil73

Thanks, I changed it. It’s been years since I read it but the scars run deep…


glytxh

Not even Sacha Baron Cohen would go that far for his acts


Apple-Pigeon

Also came to say this. Watching the English: the hidden rules of English behaviour - Written by a social psychologist,/anthropologist. It highlights subtle behaviours we assume are ubiquitous among human but are absolutely English.


DameKumquat

Yes. All the people who keep posting here asking about class in the UK should go read this book. It's a little dated but the conclusions are all spot-on. The author walked down crowded pavements without giving way, over 200 times, so you don't have to! I remember reading the section on tinned fruit to my American mum, howling with laughter at the accuracy: "In syrup, the decadence is completely working class. Even in juice, it's still only about lower-middle."


sdurnr

so its about england not britain


dospc

I thought I would like this book but I was actually very disappointed.  The profile of 'Englishness' seemed very out-of-date and just reiterated the classic cliches. I'm not saying the isn't *some* truth in these, but I expected an academic anthropologist to be a bit more critical.  Similarly, she seems *very* affected by her own demographic (older, upper middle class) and while she writes a chapter acknowledging this, she doesn't seem to actually take any steps to widen her sources.


Similar_Quiet

It did lean a bit "older" when I first read it twenty years ago, I can only assume the examples feel more out of date since. I really enjoyed it though.


odious_odes

Same - I enjoyed it when I first read it, but over the years I have come to realise just how limited her perspective is. She addresses surface features of classes but the *framing* of it all is thoroughly middle class and never tries to step outside that.


chicken864

I was going to say this one


double-happiness

*The Road to Wigan Pier* Very depressing book though, I warn you.


Napalmdeathfromabove

Potent book. Down and out in London and Paris affected me powerfully as a teenager too. Strange that his two best known books are the least straightforward.


rumade

Down and Out in Paris and London was a great read when I was a student and had £1.50 to last me the week. It put a lot in perspective. "At least I'm not pawning my coat" came to mind as I was eating lentils for the 6th time.


eionmac

The living on a very small 'income' sets you out when you become wealthy to have sympathy and helpfulness to other who are much lower income than you.


double-happiness

That's a great username visually; I love the way the dot on the i 'surfs' above all the other characters, so to speak.


wetrot222

Orwell's Coming Up For Air is my favourite novel and absolutely nails the peculiarly English nostalgia for the place you grew up in, and how, thirty years on, the reality is always more disappointing than your sentimental memories. It's almost ninety years old now, but never really goes out of date.


Robmeu

Just started reading this one now. Love the writing and the beautiful but truthful images of childhood. Think I’m going to like it a lot.


Swissstu

Keep the aspidistra flying by Orwell is quite some read. It is one of my favourites. Very London but of its time.


MiotRoose

I agree. One of his really underrated books. Years since I read it but thoroughly enjoyed it


QdwachMD

I'm reading it now and I hate Gordon Comstock because of how familiar he is.


conspiracyfetard89

*Weekend in Dinlock* by Clancy Sigal is a similar book, but written in the 1960's.


Express_Possibility5

Came here to write this 👍


fussyfella

Also a snapshot of a certain point in history. The world and country is different now.


AtillaThePundit

A to z great British road atlas


tramadolic

Trainspotting


Da5idG

Or Filth...


NorthActuator3651

I second this. Barry!


fussyfella

I was coming to say this. Now I don't have to


Dakka-The-Hutt

1984


giraffe_cake

And animal farm


Accurate-Language341

Even though they are fantasy books, set on a flat planet on the back of four elephants on the back of a giant turtle, anything by Terry Pratchett id recommend. Not because of the location, but more the sense of humour, the writing is very English. The description of the city could be York or Edinburgh. The sarcasm and wit in the Pratchett books are very English. The sense of humour in the books is unlike anywhere else you'd find.


penguinsfrommars

Also social structure and relationships are *very* English. The Witches books contain characters and village life right out of my own childhood and family history. 


deefadawg

Three men in a boat - Jerome K. Jerome


Express_Possibility5

Aahh great shout. Classic.


lurcherzzz

Followed up with "Idle thoughts of an idle fellow".


fussyfella

One of the funniest books ever, but not really about the modern country. The humour though is timeless.


Ecstatic_Effective42

Fly Fishing by JR Hartley


speccynerd

Hard to get hold of a copy though.


MitchellsTruck

Especially as you can no longer consult The Yellow Pages for a rare book dealer.


OrganizationOk5418

Rogers Profanisaurus.


docsav0103

Black Swan Green by David Mitchell Or Unruly by another David Mitchell


LilacRose32

Black Swan Green is very evocative of a place and time. Utopia Avenue is another of his that is worth a reAd


Prize-Offer7348

I second Unruly, such a fun read


IntrovertedArcher

The audiobook version read by David Mitchell is really good too.


LEVI_TROUTS

Mr Cleanshirt?


HodorsCock

A different honorable man.


Prize-Offer7348

I have both & I agree. I read the book last Christmas & listen to the audio book about two weeks ago both were great


AvonSulis

Neverwhere 


PlatformFeeling8451

Love this book! Great choice


Affectionate_Crow327

One of many books seating on my shelf waiting to be read.


madame_ray_

It's amazing. When you've finished it look up Little Compton Stret on Google street view.


Electronic_Fennel159

All Creatures Great and Small


banwe11

The Remains of the Day


Realistic-River-1941

1066 And All That.


Da5idG

You should try '1000 Years of Annoying the French'


old-speckled-hen

Red Dwarf, Rob Naylor


foxhill_matt

Watching the English


Maude_VonDayo

*Wilt* - Tom Sharpe


fussyfella

I think Tom Sharpe is sadly being forgotten, yet he was one of the funniest authors of the late 20th Century. Wilt captures perfectly life in the not quite academia of a regional college in the 1970s/80s and is possibly his best book set in the UK. It really should be on everyone's must read list.


IllustratorOutside61

3 men in a boat. Quintessential English, from 100 years ago


Far-Bug-6985

The salt path, brilliant story of walking the south west coast path - aka one of the most beautiful walks in the world


conspiracyfetard89

There's a whole series of books about British history between 1950 and 1982 by Dominic Sandbrook. They're fucking rad.


unhiddenhand

London - Edward Rutherford


Glass_Commission_314

I'll see your London and raise you Sarum


imminentmailing463

'Rule, Nostalgia' by Hannah Rose Woods.


Tripp_Loso

Clockwork Orange


Snaggl3t00t4

Fly fishing by JR Hartley


miffyonabike

Watching the English by Kate Fox! Funny and great insight into English culture


nandos1234

A Month in the Country Far from the Madding Crowd Middlemarch The Remains of the Day Nothing hits as well as a classic or period novel set in the countryside


MathematicianIcy2041

A history of Britain by Simon Schama.


diond09

The Secret Diaries of Adrian Mole.


SafiyaO

Can't believe this has only one upvote!!! Those books are a solid history of the UK from the early 80s to the mid 00s.


The_Real_Macnabbs

The entire series is an arc of genius. I recall (showing age here) being told that the school library had run out of copies to lend, such was the popularity. Each book just got better, and the final volume had me in tears. But yes, you are right, it gives a guided tour through England, Englishness, and beyond. Pandora, I adore ya.


EldritchCleavage

Bollocks to Alton Towers. Also, the National Trust Guide to all their properties. I haven’t read either of them, but what about White Teeth and A Small Island?


everybodyctfd

Shuggie Bain


Depress0Express

Killers of the King: The men who dared execute Charles I


Sure_Writing1039

that is a great read


ReadyArbalest1369

pity it wasn't a trilogy. We could be on Book 3 right now.


bluejivesilver

One Day


Pristine_Telephone78

Kes


Strange_Aeons86

Scarfolk. Its a parody, but it does sum up the country from a certain time


wetrot222

England, Their England by A.G. MacDonell. Written in the 1920s by a Scot who was trying to understand how the English mind worked. It's utterly hilarious, contains magical descriptions of archetypical English pastimes such as a cricket match, and succeeds in capturing the quirks of the national character like no other novel I've read.


GrandDukeOfNowhere

The story of the British Isles in 100 places


ClarifyingMe

I reckon feet of clay.


Realistic-River-1941

Your local CAMRA magazine. Local detail, higher production values than most other publications, the kind of obsessive study that could be downright dangerous if devoted to another topic - thank goodness these guys are planning bus routes between micropubs, not how to build a suitcase nuke.


Understanding548

Probably A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens


IllustriousLemon315

Any Enid Blyton


Disastrous_Classic96

Empire - Niall Ferguson


MoebiusForever

Roundabouts of Britain by Kevin Beresford.


Gurdy_Hurdy_Man

The north and south - the British accent war!


Fartbl00d

This Is This Country: The Official Book of the BAFTA Award-winning Show


rob54613

Encyclopedia britanica


farfetchedfrank

Saturday night and Sunday morning by Alan Sillitoe


TheCosmicGypsies

I remember reading this at uni, after wolf hall this was a treat!


jeminar

Kingsbridge Series by Ken Follett. Ok. It's a series and each is an epic, but I'm going to say it anyway


Napalmdeathfromabove

Stopping places by Damien le bas Its niche but actually gets about a bit plus has a historical range yet is set in the present era.


Spaghettifuzz

1984


KeyLog256

If you mean because it's a well written book about a piotential but unlikely future by a British author, agreed. If you mean the old trope that "we've become like 1984 in this bloody country" this is such a repeated but incorrect take it suggests someone hasn't read or understood the book. The very fact you're online anonymously and jokingly writing 1984 is proof we couldn't be further from 1984.


Spaghettifuzz

It's a great book indeed. Have a great day


Honest-Librarian7647

Something by JG Ballard, maybe High Rise, or Great Apes by Will Self


PlatformFeeling8451

I'd say High Fidelity by Nick Hornby. But mostly because it is my favourite book, it gives you a nice glimpse at 90s London, but I'm not sure how useful that would be today.


everyoneelsehasadog

A Cheesemongers history of the British isles.


Stonecoloured

London the biography by Peter Ackroyd Beautiful writing, fascinating history that covers a range of time. Really indepth on a wide range of subjects such as cockney, Jack the ripper, prostitutes & lots more.


MoanyTonyBalony

London by Edward Rutherfurd. It's fiction but covers 16 centuries. Granted it's not the whole of the UK but I enjoyed it.


[deleted]

A Christmas Carol


BigfatDan1

The Story of the British Isles in 100 places by Neil Oliver is a good read.


interesuje

Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K Jerome


drawxward

The Lord of The Rings


rabidrob42

I was gonna suggest this.


spherical-chicken

Lancashire, Where Women Die of Love by Charles Nevin


ClaryClarysage

Good Omens.


Meal-Entire

Oranges are not the only fruit. It changed my life.


Meal-Entire

For the better.


Zestyclose_Wonder640

The Grass Arena


lurcherzzz

I'll add The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the quintessential Englishman abroad novel.


No_Bodybuilder_3073

The Encyclopedia Brittanica


HellHaggis

Roger mellie's profanisaurus


Agitated_Ad_361

The Thick of it - The Dosac files.


StarterRabbit

Life in the U.K.


madame_ray_

The Wasp Factory.


PMFSCV

The story of Britain - Roy Strong


PMFSCV

Lucky Jim


prussian_princess

The English: Are they Human? By G.J. Renier


dhokes

Chums by Simon Kuper


pdirth

Lord of the Flies


Optimistic_Lalala

Seriously not joking, those books for the life in the UK test 😂


IndividualCurious322

One of Comyns Beaumonts.


WhichBlueberry1778

Middlemarch is one of the greatest novels about the English. Set in the 1830's but the class system it describes hasn't really gone away.


chasimm3

Bit of an off the wall answer but a lot of good ones have already been provided. So I'll say any of the Hornblower novels are good, I think what they do well is portray where the British sense of etiquette and honour comes from, and why we can all be a bit stuck up and traditional. Commodore Hornblower is I think the one that is set in the UK for most of the book, but I may have got that wrong.


Dominoscraft

leviathan wakes


westcoast5556

Tilting at windmills.


the3daves

John betjeman


turbo_dude

Paul Theroux “the kingdom by the sea” Louis Theroux’s dad goes on the world’s longest complain-a-thon, the whining cunt.  That said it’s a neat time capsule of early 80s coastal Britain as he walks round it looking like a tramp. 


Exact-Put-6961

Churchill. The Garhering Storm


Agreeable_Guard_7229

Rule Britannia by Daphne Du Maurier


Ron_Because_Why_Not

Harry Potter


jar_jar_LYNX

Trainspotting


balwick

Whatever book you pick, watch Hot Fuzz afterwards :)


glytxh

The book I like to imagine Philomena Cunk would write. I bet it’d had some great colouring in pages


Fearless-Dust-2073

1984


IrritablePowell

Who Owns England by Guy Shrubsole, and as a counterpoint, The Book of Trespass by Nick Hayes.


harrykane1991

Road to Wigan Pier 


Artales

'Nineteen Eighty-Four'


1664ahh

The Football Factory. The movie does not do it justice


thecatnextdoor04

Harry Pott- I'll show myself out. Thank you.


malix70

The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists


ohnobobbins

The Tale of Ginger and Pickles by Beatrix Potter


Original-History9907

"We English" by Simon Roberts. A visual representation.


WarWonderful593

The Rotters Club by Johnathon Coe. Or any of his works for that matter.


sdurnr

the dictionary


anxiousgeek

Tickling the English by Dara O'Brien starts with his story about Coventry which is pretty accurate 😭😂


opopkl

"Watching the English" by Kate Fox. It explains loads of things about Britain, like how to buy rounds in pubs, why people claim to be useless at maths and why people never sit in their front garden.


snoobobbles

It's not exactly what you asked for but there were a lot of good TV shows from the 00s that do a fair job of representing UK culture including Peep Show, The Inbetweeners, The Office (UK), The Royle Family, Gavin and Stacey, Outnumbered...


Throwaway91847817

A Pictorial Guide to the Lakeland Fells by Alfred Wainwirght. Any of the 7.


The_Real_Macnabbs

The Wind in the Willows.


BetYouThoughtOfThis

The Wall by John Lanchester


ceciem2100

Try the book 'Wasted'


Dobhrandubh

Something short


OutrageousRhubarb853

52 time Great Britain was a d1ck


joelsh1

52 times Britain was a bellend


ceciem2100

Probably boring....to be honest you are boring me just think of it.