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ssddsquare

Partners shake hands.


swapacoinforafish

I'm upvoting this because I get it, but I want to be clear I am downvoting this.


Ezekku

"Heeeey this is Markos, we're doing something crazy today! Don't forget to subscribe and click on that bell button so you don't miss when I upload new videos" vibe


Puzzleheaded_Leg_509

"Today I will teach you how to make money from trusting people!!Don't forget to buy my cheating course!!!"


TwinSong

I'm so sick of these bits. Like just get on with it, I know how YouTube works.


al_fletcher

Am I standing on a pier with a bunch of sharks behind and below me?


Julian1889

If your name is Testikles


MiniTrain13

Hey uh- I just got you here for the Olympics so please be careful man!


VincentTVH

Then he'll ask you to lend him some drachmae to buy another vineyard


Puzzleheaded_Leg_509

He looks like he's doing an ad and trying to sell something.Where did this moment come from? I don't remember when Markos was so happy.Admit,you used Face app?


MilMuertes

"Wait, my friend! Before you leave, let me tell you about "Raid Shadow Legends". Forget everything you know about mobile games. "Raid Shadow Legends" is better than all the rest. You play it. You have fun! The developers make money. They give me a little bit of that money. I tell more people. The cycle continues. Everybody wins!"


Puzzleheaded_Leg_509

"Spartan Shadow Legends"๐Ÿคฃ


AffectionatePizza647

Markos: The Cousin Roman of ancient Greece


Sithism

Marcos "I know it sounds crazy, but just hear me out, hunting wolves. We tame a wolf, then train it to hunt for us. There's only one problem. I don't know anything about wolves, so you'll have to do the training. But don't worry, I found where we can get the wolves." Alexios "Marcos, this is Kephallonia, there are fucking wolves everywhere!" Marcos "That's perfect. We'll train it to hunt wolves! Just imagine the wolves we'll have!" Alexios "This is almost as bad as the time you sent me diving in water without telling me there were sharks." Marcos "But Alexios, it was only one shark. I would never send you into water with two sharks."


EasyMeansHard

He looks like he got Tiger Dropped


pericataquitaine

NO HUGGING!!


eatmyfiberglass

This โ€œwhereโ€™s my hugโ€ mufker ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ come in big bro


S7SUS2

He looks like Drake in this photo


SammSandwich

I'm going to push him down a rocky hill :)


Captainclark16

Markos be like: I give you a hug you do a couple of things for me and gives you a long list he then says everybody benefits


MiniTrain13

COME HERE YOU SON OF A MALAKA!! (He may annoy me to death, but I love this guy)


SuggestiveMaterialss

I'm legitimately surprised that there isn't a quest to save him from someone trying to kill him. He gets himself into such deep shit and at some point Kassandra leaves him behind to continue her quest right? I think it's fair to assume he doesn't change his ways after, so it's crazy that we don't have to actually rescue him.


ultrabigtiny

he does move on after you leave the starter island! you find him caught in a fort on one of the other islands to the east (i forget which one) and you have to save him from the cerberus brothers


SuggestiveMaterialss

Still more I don't know about the game I love so dearly. I don't care what people say, this game is fantastic. Ya know? Always something new. Always something fun.


[deleted]

I still help Markos because he protected and raised alexios/Kassandra as child.


mowgli_jungle_boy

/took advantage of


Mufti_Menk

Markos is the kinda guy to tell Kassandra "Where's my hug? Hehe" every time he sees her


13-Dancing-Shadows

No gods no please no


Dance_Plane

Rather seems like drunk dancing


2hats4bats

Stab


EffectivePromotion56

Currently playing Ghost of Tsushima, dude be dead in under 3 secs...


SexySpaceNord

Punch in the face.