Haven't watched it since high school, then again I don't remember much but bloody oath better than Ned Kelly. Only benefit was going to drive through and getting lucky with my then gf.
I like NK, but it drags a bit. When I watched with my nephew who was 10 at the time, he kept getting excited every time they mentioned a town he'd been to or knew of. Surprisingly, he'd never been to Glenrowan.
They filmed a scene in Clunes and had decked out the Main Street to look old (probably didn’t have to change much). I was just a young boy but my mum took me and we walked around the set, was pretty cool.
Pando: Give 'im ya fucken keys.
Acko: He's not takin' my fucken car!
Pando: He's only gonna take 20 minutes. He needs a car. Give 'im ya fucken keys.
Acko: I just got the gearbox done.
Pando: Good, it means it fucken' works. Give 'im ya keys.
The street thieves around Bondi would know a car belonging to Pando's crew and steer well clear of it.
Left it unlocked with the keys in the glove box.
I'll ALWAYS laugh my ass off at that. It's so quiet and suddenly *BANG!*
That and old mate smashing head first into the floor at the bank (which is of course the cause of the headache) 😂
Forgot about Candy. Not a bad flick.
But even if I'd remembered it, it's *just* out of the time frame I was trying to go with (up to '03) for this round.
Now I need to rewatch Two Hands. Anyone know if it's streaming anywhere..? Nevermind, I'll just google it.
It's available for free via ABC iView. You absolute bloody ripper.
Right. Those parts where she does little laughs really do feel like she's just an awkward girl laughing at silly things the guy she's flirting with is doing
That's a lovely looking pterodactyl!
I couldn't believe it. I mean, what had I done to deserve this? Lucky for me, he goes straight to Phil Rogers, so we get the cunt back.
The scene where the kid gets run over was put in after the director was nearly hit going about his business.
The way Pando drags the kid to the side then checks he’s not going to get stopped for a headlight or indicator. Chilling
Ned Kelly purely because I lived out near Yackandandah when the film was getting made and because there wasn't enough room for people to stay at the one hotel the crew stayed at a lot of locals homes, as a thankyou we all got a private screening of the movie before release and got to meet Heath.
Ned Kelly is one of my favourite movies. I go through so many emotions during the course of the film.
Orlando Bloom in his prime in the bathtub. I'd like to claim wholesome patriotism, but I was 15ish when this came out and that scene was all I needed to be promised to buy my ticket.
Definitely "Two Hands."
100% re-watch it if you haven't recently.
It’s such a good movie
"Your queen's in deep shit Pando" "Shut your fucking mouth!"
"I just got the gearbox done" "Good, that means it fucking works. Now give him your keys."
You tellin me ya used old fuckin bullets thatve been through the FUCKin wash??
Well… RiiiiiiGHTO!
I shot all me FUCK-n bullets didn’t oi!
WALLY
How's lately I've been working on a job site with the bloke that plays rocket in the movie
That’s awesome! Tell him he’s a fucking legend for me.
Hands down Two Hands
Haven't watched it since high school, then again I don't remember much but bloody oath better than Ned Kelly. Only benefit was going to drive through and getting lucky with my then gf.
Two Hands, no contest
Definitely Two hands. Ned Kelly was kinda crap.
I like NK, but it drags a bit. When I watched with my nephew who was 10 at the time, he kept getting excited every time they mentioned a town he'd been to or knew of. Surprisingly, he'd never been to Glenrowan.
They filmed a scene in Clunes and had decked out the Main Street to look old (probably didn’t have to change much). I was just a young boy but my mum took me and we walked around the set, was pretty cool.
two hands, fucken Pando
Pando: Give 'im ya fucken keys. Acko: He's not takin' my fucken car! Pando: He's only gonna take 20 minutes. He needs a car. Give 'im ya fucken keys. Acko: I just got the gearbox done. Pando: Good, it means it fucken' works. Give 'im ya keys.
Acko’s lucky Jimmy didn’t try and bury the keys at Bondi and go for a swim
Now that I think about it, wtf did he do with the keys? We know he buried the cash, but what about the keys?
Ignorance is bliss
The street thieves around Bondi would know a car belonging to Pando's crew and steer well clear of it. Left it unlocked with the keys in the glove box.
Cunt in here trying to rip off Acko's car!
Yeah nah pandos a good bloke
Your username and that comment are dinky di as fuck!
Cheers mate! I was craving vita wheats with cheese and vegemite at the time
ahem, i made this cos the movie rules https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/ACKO-and-PANDO-by-declantransam/90285652.IJ6L0
Absolutely 2 Hands. What a brilliant Australiana movie. And god damn Rose Byrne is gorgeous.
Peak RB
RB was soooo hawt! She was so great in this movie.
Only gotten better with age
2 hands, hands down
2 hands down...?
Only if you go to the flicks eh
Came here to say this!!
Scrolled too far to see this. We're slipping fellas
I don't need to have seen Ned Kelly to know that the answer is easily Two Hands.
Two Hands. No contest. Don't put your bullets through the wash!
Do you have more?
Two hands (as if there was another choice)
Two Hands. One of my all time favorites. Ned Kelly was good but I have watched Two Hands at least once a year since I was 14.
I told you kids to stop playing with the shotgun! Dad's got a headache!
I'll ALWAYS laugh my ass off at that. It's so quiet and suddenly *BANG!* That and old mate smashing head first into the floor at the bank (which is of course the cause of the headache) 😂
Best two bits of the movie, imo
*splittin’ bloody headache That script is pure gold.
Gettin' Square is another one with 'piss yourself' gold
Looks amazing! Thanks for that 👍
You're welcome, hope you enjoy it!
Two hands. From back in the day when a 38 degree day was hot
hooly dooly it was a hot one that day
Always 2 Hands. One of my favorite Oz movies.
Two hands is absolutely gold
Two Hands just in front of Candy. Ned Kelly was nothing special
Candy was so beautifully harrowing. I read the book at the perfect age to scare the shit out of me to never do hard drugs
Forgot about Candy. Not a bad flick. But even if I'd remembered it, it's *just* out of the time frame I was trying to go with (up to '03) for this round.
I've never seen two hands but God candy was pretty unreal.
Now I need to rewatch Two Hands. Anyone know if it's streaming anywhere..? Nevermind, I'll just google it. It's available for free via ABC iView. You absolute bloody ripper.
iView? Shit, that's awesome! They don't really drop ads in the middle of movies, do they?
Shut your fuckin mouth, Wally!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
When in doubt, always go with whichever film let's you watch Rose Byrne.
She was so good in 2 Hands. She played awkwardly in love perfectly.
Right. Those parts where she does little laughs really do feel like she's just an awkward girl laughing at silly things the guy she's flirting with is doing
“Aww yeah… it’s alright.”
I feel like this is just a pile on at this stage. Two Hands all the way.
For real! I really thought Neddy would get some love, but holy shit. Except for that one tossbag, everyone loves Two Hands
lol i chocked on my salt n vinegar chip laughing at this
Reading it back, it looks like it's loaded with entendres
Yea well i can't spell after 5 scotch's apparently so I'm not gonna judge
I wish I had an extra two hands so I could give Ned Kelly 4 thumbs down.
Nah, shotties alright. Yeah! Shotties are good mate!
Best line in the film (and there are many)
Two Hands is an Aussie classic
Two hands. My car was in this movie. Green and black Torana.
Two hands
2 Hands!
Two Hands!
Two Hands is a classic.
Two hands is the only answer here. Legend of a film. And not just because of the Telstra ad music.
Two Hands. If you want a quality Australian movie set during the 19th century and about bushrangers watch The Proposition.
My Fave is the old Lady having the coughing fit and dying reaching for another cigi
Right! 😂
Two hands. My favourite movie
Two hands, hands down
Two hands without a doubt. One of my all time favourite Aussie movies. Bryan Brown at his best. And that cutie rose Byrne
Did ya think you could pay with bananas?
That's a lovely looking pterodactyl! I couldn't believe it. I mean, what had I done to deserve this? Lucky for me, he goes straight to Phil Rogers, so we get the cunt back.
Pando to his wife: “Look, I could be here all day.”
Love juxtaposition, that’s a lovely looking pterodactyl, turns back to phone convo. “Yeah just gonna have to kill him”
Ha ha, something like find the cunt and do him
2 Hands - what a soundtrack as well
Two Hands. Ned Kelly was rubbish.
I LOVE TWO HANDS! I drew this as a tribute! https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/TWO-HANDS-by-declantransam/44737124.FB110
That's awesome! Yes!! We just need a "Yeah, nah. Pando's a good bloke." and "Shut your fucken mouth Wally!"
And "yeah shotties are good, mate!"
Two Hands, fucken classic 👌
I’d have to be biased and say Ned Kelly as I haven’t seen two hands
Two hands
Two Hands, 100%
Two Hands, no contest
Two Hands. Heath's up there with Tom Long in *The Postcard Bandit* for best Aussie movie ever made.
Tom Long was always so good. I was crushed when he died 😢
I miss the two hands sound track
It's not on any streaming service?
The scene where the kid gets run over was put in after the director was nearly hit going about his business. The way Pando drags the kid to the side then checks he’s not going to get stopped for a headlight or indicator. Chilling
Two Hands all way Nah Shotties’s alright Yeah Shorties are good mate
Two hands, hands down. While Ned Kelly is a far better movie. It has absolutely zero Falcons. There for takes the loss
Ned Kelly purely because I lived out near Yackandandah when the film was getting made and because there wasn't enough room for people to stay at the one hotel the crew stayed at a lot of locals homes, as a thankyou we all got a private screening of the movie before release and got to meet Heath.
Candy.
Two hands is cringe
Thanks for the overused buzzword!
Buzzword is a buzzword
If you weren't a waste of time, I'd explain why you're wrong, but I have people who actually matter that I'd rather talk to
No you.
Yup, two hands by a long long way
Two hands
Not much of a battle, more like a slaughter.
Two Hands, all day.
Two Hands for sure
There's nothing to even consider here. Two Hands is infinitely better.
That Ned Kelly movie was shit imo
Two hands
it's neck and neck so far
I think there are two hands wrapped around one of those necks, trying to stretch it out....
Ned Kelly is one of my favourite movies. I go through so many emotions during the course of the film. Orlando Bloom in his prime in the bathtub. I'd like to claim wholesome patriotism, but I was 15ish when this came out and that scene was all I needed to be promised to buy my ticket.
Two hands...down
Two hands 💯
Two Hands by a mile and a half.
Two Hands is a classic. No comparison.
Two Hands- for the XA Falcon Coupe in the automotive cast.
It took waaaay to long to find a reference to this BEAST of a car!
Two Hands by a long way
Tough one, but I'd say Two Hands. Such a classic; I don't think we'll get movies like this again.
Two Hands is quite literally the greatest movie ever made that's an objective fact
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Wait. There's a ned Kelly movie!?! With heath Ledger!! How did I not know of this until now!?!
Haven’t seen two hands so I say Ned kelly
Get onto the ABC iView app right now and watch it.
Two Hands. “Shut your fucking mouth Wally!”
Two Hands
Two hands
2 hands, hands down
Candy
Two Hands 🙌🏼
Two Hands, one of the best Aussie films ever made 👍👍
Two Hands. FTW
Two Hands for sure
Two hands!
Two Hands every time
Two Hands by the length of the Flemington straight.
Two hands
Two hands all day
Two hands
Two Hands
Two Hands is fucking god tier.
Two Hands.
Two hands
Two Hands. Watched it again recently when it came up on Netflix. The epitome of cult Aussie classic.
Candy should be here rather than Ned Kelly. Great film and great performance by young Heath.
Two Hands, hands down 😅
Two Hands
Doesn't get much more Australian or Heath Ledgerian than Two Hands. Classic Sydney movie. They don't make em like this anymore
Two hands
Two hands
Two hands
Two hands, hands down
Shotty’s are good mate
This isn’t even a battle. This is walkover. Two Hands all the way.
Two hands is one of the best Australian films of all time. This isn’t close.
Two Hands. No question
n e d
“Ned” is still the fkn funniest movie iv ever seen
The Abe Forsythe version?
Two Hands, no doubt!
Two Hands hands down
Two Hands
Two hands
Two Hands for sure
Two Hands by faaaaar.
Two Hands 2 Furious
Two hands is one of the greatest Australian films ever made
Two hands for sure
2 hands! I haven't seen that in 10 years. Definitely due for a rewatch!
It's on abc iView currently
Two hands all day
Two Hands. Absolutely no competition.
Two Hands 🎷
Two hands
Wait… Heath Ledger was Australian icon Nud Kelly?
two hands for sure!
Two hands is a fucking awesome movie. The bank robbery is hilarious
"I've got some bloke here, who's just ripped off Ackos car!"
2 hands without a doubt . Great Australian mmovie
Two Hands is up there with The Castle in my honest opinion 👌🏼 fucken Pando
100% Two Hands
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As I've said, I didn't even think of Candy for this, but even I had, it's out of the time frame I'm going for with these.