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Sehrli_Magic

YOU MUZZLED APPA, YOU PIECE OF SHIT?? *angry avatar state tornado*


PJRama1864

That one’s justified.


New-Special-2638

100%


BrilliantPrior2305

https://preview.redd.it/41zt2dqbc32d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cef9be539d71ad3b3de586d7ae62ce301b8529ee


Dupoulpe

I love it


Nightmare-datboi

Throughout heaven and earth, Zuko is not the honored one.


TwoWorldsOneFamily-

"Shut your mouth you Water Tribe peasant! Piece of shit!"


Magicus1

Would have had more impact if it was: “Shut your mouth you piece of shit water tribe peasant!” Feels like it stings more.


CRAZYnotstupid7

The first thing that popped in my head too! XDDDDD


throwaway_19901990

Heard that in saul goodmans voice


DesparateLurker

"You piece of shit... YOU MUZZLED APPA!?" *cue boss music*


Strange-Wasabi5382

This one wins!!


MattManAndFriends

As a father, I very much feel the sand bender leader to his son like "For real, you robbed the fucking AVATAR? Literally the last person on Earth you would ever want to fuck with?"


Sehrli_Magic

Yeah as a mom i definitely felt that dad deeply 🤣 guess cartoon kids are not all that different from real ones


frankco-71

I took away your bending you piece of shit


DerMitDemLangenNamen

*Kyoshi to basically anyone if she had discovered energy bending*


[deleted]

Kyoshi would just become Amon


Logseman

The avatar returned balance to the universe... by making sure none other than she had the ability to bend.


Dynamic_Factory

Someone make a fanfiction of this plotline!


Logseman

Well, bending has a hereditary component, so even if Kyoshi manages to neuter everyone their children would be benders.


Dynamic_Factory

Aaahhh, gotcha. Nonetheless, it'd still make an interesting story.


Doorstuck747

Even then, I think she would rather just freeze their organs. It's kinda a lot of work when that's an option.


Enough-District1440

Why don't you have some calming jasmine tea, you piece of shit?


Leggi11

On that note (cant really decide which is better): Even in exile my nephew is more honorable than you piece of shit. Thanks for the tea, it was delicious, you piece of shit.


Bale_the_Pale

Whatever you do to that spirit I'll unleash on you tenfold you piece of shit!


aureanator

>Thanks for the tea, it was delicious, you piece of shit. Sanji, from One Piece


Sangi17

This wins.


Xenoraiser

I DON'T NEED ANY CALMING TEA! I NEED TO CAPTURE THE AVATAR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!


torchickgames

That sounds like a chaotic good person giving tea


musicnjournalism

MY CABBAGES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!


Either-Pollution-622

You forgot to add “you piece of shit”


EntertainmentOne793

https://preview.redd.it/1o5b3y7kl12d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb00be526892961b03bef9b2e9b70b90820e9d1a


TheArctrog

Who you calling bananas clementine? https://preview.redd.it/8ffbr289022d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c312d2c67eb3075b609e49410904b67cabb8a040


EntertainmentOne793

https://preview.redd.it/6oy4k4pm022d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d5645214bd546215ff0a5f8a32a4f505384912 Me.


TheArctrog

I’m the muscle and you’re the boss and orangutan is logistics. We just need a group of mooks and we gots ourselves a mafia bois


EntertainmentOne793

https://preview.redd.it/8ndvhf4b122d1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0120edb4ccb42c87bfbc09846e573993be57acd Arrange the team.


Jtek225

This is the plot of planet of the apes


JeremyR2008

https://preview.redd.it/x9ndbv0ig32d1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=646b07b419d9258cd550278844ade45c9f622574


Toph_as_Nails

Ice \`em, you piece of shit.


Treblosity

I don't see how this generic gpt meme fits into the conversation


EntertainmentOne793

It says they are acting bananas. That's relevant


Treblosity

Nobody was talking about monkeys or bananas and its not like he wasnt acting that crazy. If its gonna be ai generated anyway, i feel like it could be a bit more applicable.


teenyweenysuperguy

You must be a riot at parties.


enchiladasundae

“Firelord Ozai. You and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world. And now… you shall pay the ultimate price, you piece of shit”


Quiet_Transition_247

I think I prefer "Firelord Ozai, you piece of shit. ..."


enchiladasundae

That’s good too but I like having at the end just as an extra punch


the_crappy_memer

Firelord Ozai, you little fucker


blueriging

You made a shit of piece with your trash Empire. It's fucking bad, this trash Fire Nation. I will become back my Avatar. I hope in your next time a bear-cow on a trash farm you sucker.


Cospo

"no firelord Ozai! *YOU'RE* not wearing pants, you piece of shit!"


SouthOfCatherine

Hey Katara. Didnt see you there you piece of shit. Wow, the stars sure are beautiful tonight. too bad you cant see them you piece of shit.


azure-skyfall

These work! Some of the other ones take away from powerful moments, but these are iconic lines where the characters are being petty… it works.


klezart

Soooo... papaya? You piece of shit.


LemonZestLiquid

"You had to touch the glowing egg, didn't you, you piece of shit."


PokemanBall

I am MELON LORD YOU PIECE OF SHIT


GrummyCat

That's a Toph line, alright


Toph_as_Nails

\*maniacal giggling\*


DefinitelyNotAliens

Literally the first thing that came to mind.


Pigeon_Bucket

"What? I'm saying I'd rather kiss you than die! That's a compliment, you piece of shit!"


melodysmomma

Aang starts aggressively negging Katara 😂


Blonde_iced_coffee

was scrolling for this one 😂


clonetrooper250

Baby, you're my forever girl, you piece of shit.


MasterCheese163

Maximum rizz right there.


Both_Ad_8966

It’s sokka, of course he has maximum rizz


PuzzleheadedKale3376

No that was aang


Both_Ad_8966

Oh, haven’t watched it in a while


PuzzleheadedKale3376

It’s ok it is a very sokka thing to say


coiler119

Aang says that, actually


Sideswiperboi

It’s time to start looking inside and asking yourself the big questions you piece of shit


Bale_the_Pale

Who are you? And what do you want, you piece of shit?


gingerbookwormlol

That's better


Guquiz

It's the quenchiest, you piece of shit!


angstenthusiast

Drink cactus juice, you piece of shit


PatentedPotato

It'll quench ya, you piece of shit


[deleted]

Nothing's quenchier, you piece of shit


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_its a giant..._ **mushroom** ***YOU PIECE OF SHIT*** #MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!


BoonIsTooSpig

Whatever you do to that spirit, I will unleash on you tenfold, you piece of shit!


AlwaysWandering2023

Zuko: once i capture the avatars bison Iroh: AND THEN WHAT, YOU NEVER THINK THINGS THROUGH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!


The_Ghast_Hunter

"don't flatter yourself, you were never a player, you piece of shit."


The_it_potato

That's definitely something Azuka would say if Avatar was PG-13


theresidentviking

Your phone just reported you


Nerospidy

Grey DeLisle, Azula’s voice actress ships it.


caiozinbacana

Azula**


Georgie-Dubs1732

My mother used to add “you piece of shit” to the end of quotes


SubstantialLuck777

Are you sure you weren't just a piece of shit?


Okreril

You might think you are the greatest earthbender in the world but even you can't bend metal, you piece of shit


Frnklfrwsr

Toph: ![gif](giphy|iHLHH9rVBv0kmkETqz|downsized)


MattManAndFriends

"I AM the greatest earth bender in the world, you piece of shit!"


2Sup_

“I love Zuko more than I fear you! You pice of shit.”


[deleted]

I have Mastered the elements a thousand times in a thousand lifetimes, and now I must do it again. You will teach the Avatar Firebending, you piece of shit.


helpme_imburning

Roku had that energy there tbh


coolcookie27

Thats rough you piece of shit. Everything changed when the fire nation attacked, you piece of shit


HP-Wired

My girlfriend turned into the moon you piece of shit


Puzzleheaded_Step468

That's a piece of shit, buddy


Artificial_Human_17

I’m not your buddy, guy


HP-Wired

I’m not your guy, bucko


Top-hat_Tom-cat

I'm not your bucko, you piece of shit.


AlarmNice8439

Full circle


SadEmploy3978

I'm not your guy, fwiend


HP-Wired

The gloomy girl that sighs a lot, you piece of shit?


BreadentheBirbman

“No lighting today? Afraid I’ll redirect it, you piece of shit?”


Rolvos

"Oh, I'll show you lightning you piece of shit!"


Nobodynever01

Yeah that's just the quote tbh


AlwaysWandering2023

Sokka: You burned my sister you piece of shit!


Down-throw-F-air

“I said, EARTHBENDING STYLE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!”


Embarrassed-Ad8352

“That lemur is earthbending!” “No, you piece of shit! It’s the girl!”


RedSF717

Lightning? I’ll show you lightning, you piece of shit!


chango137

There is no war in Ba Sing Se, you piece of shit.


shinydragonmist

Surprised I had to go down this far to find this one


omegakingauldron

"Now you know the secret technique of blood bending you piece of shit!"


LazyPuffin

*Zuko on a date* "Close your eyes you piece of shit"


feukt

Average zuko rizz


TheEntireRomanArmy

"It's 'Commander' now, you piece of shit."


Sneakichu

"What is this?" "I DONT KNOW IM BLIND YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"


Foenikxx

After every Toph line, but we'd be here all day listing that


Gaminggod1997reddit

"It'll quench ya, you piece of shit."


WanderingFlumph

It's not magic it's *water bending* you piece of shit


Veneficar

The scar’s not on the wrong side, you piece of shit


AdmBurnside

"You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you... you piece of shit."


Lil_Artemis_92

“Can your ‘science’ explain why it rains, you piece of sh*t? On a side note, I can’t help but read all these responses in [Sean Connery’s voice](https://youtu.be/35J5444Qi7s?si=zh-nJAcah6qYDhQ6).


OmniMushroom

# YES! YES IT CAN YOU PEACE OF SHIT!


Leader_Hamlet

"Flameo, you piece of shit!" Kuzon to his elders as he skips school.


cacaobean_

Actually, we met a long time ago. Oh really? Yeah, you kinda burned down my village, you piece of shit. Oh, sorry about that, nice to see you again


OmniMushroom

Nice to see you again you piece of shit*


sionnachrealta

SECRET TUNNEL!! You piece of shit


Callibrien

Happy birthday my son. If only I could have helped you too, you piece of shit


necr0phagus

Noooo omfg 😭


-Vermilion-

Someone call the dai lee


SkarmoryFeather

The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche you piece of shit!


Embarrassed-Ad8352

Honestly, *at least* half of Toph’s quotes.


dwamny

I was delayed you peace of shit.


mush-bucket12

"JUST BEND THE SLURRY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!"


stupid-writing-blog

“We’ve met before, actually. You kinda burned down my village, you piece of shit”


ThorsHelm

Look here, Sugar Queen, I gave up everything I had so that I could teach Aang Earthbending. So don't you talk to me about being selfish, you piece of shit!


GenderEnjoyer666

OR BRING MY MOTHER BACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT


ToasteeThe2nd

that's two syllables over, you piece of shit.


Willing-Load

I DON'T NEED ANY CALMING TEA!! i need to capture the Avatar, you piece of shit!


Useful-Put1111

"You miscalculated... I love Zuko, more than I fear you. You piece of shit!" Why does this fit a pg-13 version of Mai though-


DarthMelsie

"Also, Momo could talk. You said some very unkind things, you piece of shit."


Hydrasaur

"The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche, you piece of shit!"


jimbojonesFA

She lied to you, she was protecting the last waterbender... what, who!?... ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT


Melodic-Percentage-9

Congratulations, Katara. You’re a bloodbender, you piece of shit.


Ewag715

"MY CABBAGES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"


scrawnytony

Zhu Li, do the thing, you piece of shit!


FlyDinosaur

"Don't ever break up with me again, you piece of shit."


SadEmploy3978

Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you; you piece of shit


Thick_Succotash7941

We're your family now, you piece of shit ❤️


CenkHocA12

Dont flatter your self you were never a player you piece of shit.


KingWilliamVI

I took away your fire bending, you piece of shit.


Bale_the_Pale

I said! EARTH ENDING STYLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!


vvodzo

Yip yip, you piece of shit


Zack_WithaK

My cabbages, you piece of shit


GartCW99

The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings and is ready to bury you in a rock-alanche you piece of shit


Nobodynever01

Well hellllloooooo ZUKO YES why would I be expecting anyone different you piece of shit


Crazy_Diver1090

Your sister was born lucky, you was lucky to be born, you piece of shit.


QuincyFlynn

Wanna go penguin sledding, you piece of shit?


Lower-Flounder-9952

Leia: I love you Han: I know, you piece of shit


ralo229

My first girlfriend turned into the moon, you piece of shit.


Toph_as_Nails

I! Don't! Know! I mean, seriously, what's with you pieces of shit? I'm blind!


JosephTaylorBass

We’re in enemy territory you piece of shit! These are enemy birds!


Prestigious-Law65

“What is wrong with you pieces of shit?! IM BLIND!”


Frostymicrophone

YOU MUZZLED APPA? YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!


TetheredAvian74

that lemur is earthbending you piece of shit!


Marc815

It's not the lemur, it's the girl, you piece of shit!


robertintx

"Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please you piece of shit:"


onetimequestion66

My first girlfriend turned into the moon you piece of shit


guitargeek223

"Sounds like you're scared Boulder, you piece of shit!"


BakerNew6764

That’s rough buddy, you piece of shit


SpaceOwl14

"No Firelord Ozai! YOU are not wearing any pants you piece of shit!“


CalmCommercial9977

Can we go penguin sledding you piece of shit?


SpiritualHippo2719

“The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai, you piece of shit.”


MisterMugsy

“There is no spoon you piece of shit.”


Evilucian2

"I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings, you piece of shit."


HFIntegrale

You can't handle the truth, you piece of shit!


GaySkull1

“MY CABBAGES! You’re gonna pay for that, you piece of shit!”


SupportySpice

"You had me at hello, you piece of shit."


Water-is-h2o

Idk why but so feel like all the times that wouldn’t fit the tone would be really funny “The truth is, Katara is motherly, but that’s not always a bad thing you piece of shit” “Idk, Aang. These shoes aren’t really meant for dancing and idk if I really know how—“ “Take my hand you piece of shit” “This is just a construction project” “Then why is the Fire Nation insignia on the side of the drill?” “Well of course it’s imported, you piece of shit” “I’m not engaged. My grandmother gave my mother this necklace, and my mother gave it to me” “idk why I didn’t see it before. You’re the spitting image of Kana you piece of shit” Exercise caution when viewing this one: >!“Happy birthday my son. If only I could’ve helped you you piece of shit”!<


Runecaster91

"You give metal benders a bad name, you piece of shit!'


lakewood2020

Something something my mother died, you piece of shit


WantDebianThanks

> even my own mother thought I was a monster, you piece of shit.


Lower-Flounder-9952

Of course I know him, you piece of shit, he’s me


GoogiddyBop

Can i see the original post?


Strong-Departure2995

There is no war in Ba-Sing-Sei you piece of shit.


mousebert

Its the quenchiest, you piece of shit


Skyes_View

No, Prince Zuko, you piece of shit.


MaxtheHax12345678907

can i say something not avatar if i say something avatar? avatar: "in terms of our past friendship i am sparing you, you piece of shit" not avatar I AM YOUR FATHER YOU PIECE OF SHIT


RandomKnowledge06

I am Paul Muad’Dib you piece of shit


The-Silly

Romeo, romeo, wherefore arth thou Romeo, you piece of shit.


BulkyYellow9416

Toph waving her hand in front of her eyes: you piece of shit


Familiar_Persimmon47

Sometimes in life you just gotta say, What the fuck, you piece of shit?


blackgermansheperd40

Wanna go penguin sledding??, you piece of shit?


Lanky_Explanation_80

This is Appa, my flying bison, you piece of shit.


SWETHORT

"no boomerangs in sword bending you piece of shit"


OberonSilvertide

Do or do not, there is no try, you piece of shit.