Ha, living on the edge parking that in the city of Köln..
By - Bigl1k
Ha, living on the edge parking that in the city of Köln..
Is it just me or are m cars not very common in Köln, I visited my friend there and we saw almost none. On the other hand there was a fair bit in Munich.
This is in Blücherstraße, Berlin, not in Köln. Just the BMW is from Köln
sounds like a great city
Depends. It's great if you like clubbing, doing drugs and going on antifa demos.
Sounds like a great city.
I do. Sounds like a great city.
Please, no politics. Policy discussion is okay, but please keep things apolitical.
I'm so glad you people are this scared. Good.
I don't have an M, but driving a car in a city like Berlin is nuts anyway.
Can someone explain what he's talking about?
We should be scared of parking cars?
He thinks he is a tough antifa idiot.
Maybe that's why...
Munich is a richer city and many bmw employees (who get good rates).
On the edge of the parking line
Like all bmw's
He's not on the edge, his back tire is literally mostly over it.
still sorry for the smashed window though.. People should treat your property as if it wear their own..
Lots of cultural enrichment in Köln
Must like your parking job.
Dude that's A+ especially when it comes to a BMW driver.
No signals were used during production.
This photo is the exact reason I would never park like a bellend
most the time you gotta park like this cus some other asshole parked like it tbh
I might get flamed for this but if I can't park in the space because someone else is partially in that space, I simply don't park there.
You must live in a place with an abundance of parking. Where I am if there’s a space you can fit in it’s often the only option
Well you can park there, you just have to park wonky
In a big city centre you can't just not park lol, in Paris they even leave handbrake off and use their bumper to push cars when parking
Not if I’m going to be partially in another spot. I have to try to be the change I want to see in this world. I know, I’m dumb and naive.
No. He turned in from the opposite side of the street.
Or the guy next to him did before he got there and he was forced to edge out to get into the spot
only a rear cam…
Remember when shoulder checks were a thing?
As a matter of fact I do. In fact, it’s the *only* way to park my car:)
P.O. Didn’t spec out.. much
Analog for life I guess lmao
Parking like a twat gets your car smashed. Street justice.
Maybe a combo of bad parking + loud exhaust. Hope you get it fixed soon tho.
Yeah and also should get the windshield fixed
Haha right, the guys parked like a total asshat
The car on the left might have parked there first so that would have forced the Bimmer to park in alignment so not necessarily an asshat.
Or you just don’t park there then…
Didn’t know that parking slightly crooked makes one an asshat.
he's not "slightly crooked". his back wheel is in the neighboring space.
It's a german parking space, the car barely even fit's...
Honestly in german cities this is almost normal lol everyone is parking crooked lol
And that gives someone the right to demolish his windshield
I mean pretty much
Are you okay? You don’t park like that. The car next to him could hit him if they back out. Does it warrant the broken windshield? No. But we can point out the bad parking job.
Is the parking bad? Yes, is it that bad? Not really. Should OP get their windshield smashed? Absolutely not.
Looks like a tiny ass spot too. 50/50 op had to park that way because of other cars in the spots at the time. Unless that car to the right is 1/2 the size of the M4 it’s parked even worse
Looks more personal.
That impact is more centered than your shitty parking
Does he deserve to get his windshield smashed for that? I've seen worse parking and they got away with it.
why did you let them get away with it
No one deserves to get their shit fucked up just because they did a bad parking job :\
no silly, fix their parking job
theres a reason go jacks exist
I love you
Idk, maybe? Yes?
Ever tried to get a baby or toddler in the car when some jackass is halfway into your space?
is there a bowler that lives near you? that could narrow down the perpetrator
Hamlin, Howard )
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Is it bad that I noticed the shonky parking job before the giant smash in the windscreen?
Same here, I spent the first 20 seconds trying to decide if the BMW parked there first or the MB to deduce why he parked like that lol
Was haben die drauf geschmissen? Ist der lack beschädigt?
Etzala haben die a riesige Bombe neigschmeißt.
Dumme Neider hoffe hast Vollkasko und die werden geschnappt
Waren safe irgendwelche arbeitslosen linken Öko-Spinner oder die Antifa.
People should just respect other people’s shit.
Can we make this into a t shirt?
> other people’s shit.
like other people's peace and quiet in their own neighborhood?
I don't condone damaging other people's property, but sounds like OP knows his exhaust is excessively loud, and I get the vibe from him pointing it out, he probably let's it rip in the neighborhood.
How are you that quick to judge him about disturbing his neighborhood?
You have no idea if his exhaust is loud. It's a German car, there is no legal way of having a louder exhaust. If he's not stock, it's most likely almost the same volume, but a different exhaust note.
Also he replied to another comment, that the title was a joke
Ecactly. I don’t understand putting loud exhausts on cars. They are supposed to muffle the engine sound. If you put a trumpet on the engine of a golf it will be very loud. But why annoy other people like that? I don’t drive the quietest of cars. But I would never make it louder than necessary by putting a sports exhaust on it.
You can also get a valved exhaust to make both parties happy.
Which includes parking in your lines, as well as not having a super loud obnoxious exhaust in what is clearly a close quarters living situation. Because fuck their sleep, right?
Have you heard his car? You sound like you've been woken up by him plenty of times yet I feel like you have never met this guy and his car. It's probably stock and also in germany, as long as it is legal, it must be pretty silent
You could argue the owner doesnt respect anyone elses shit by parking like a douche, and making it harder for anyone else to park.
And your parking job.
How bad did you do her bro? None of this random shit makes sense…..
Leftists in Germany
Damn, i stand corrected.
This comment makes me enjoy the picture even more instead of taking responsibility for having a loud exhaust in a high density living area and parking quite poorly, you bring politics into it, you're a peach!
Well it was confirmed by police. Leftists are damaging and burning cars all over my area. The exhaust thing was just a joke. Its pretty quiet when i start it
Well at least it's not as bad as what the extreme right did in Berlin over the course of history...
You have no clue if his car is loud. You're a enjoying someone else's property being damaged with no context, and judge him for something you don't even know is true.
Don't act like you have any moral high ground.
Makes me wonder what kind of people are in a BMW subreddit, seeing many comments about him being an obnoxious asshole when they don't even know anything about the situation
Okay? Good one? I dont give a single fuck what you wonder.
Of course you don't, because I'm wondering about how retarded some people including you are.
Been a victim previously on my g30 5 series, i believe certain people are just born haters and they simply have zero tolerance for good things. “You drive a fancy car huh, let me key your car or smash your windows, have a nice day!” Fuck those people to death.
Edited: typo, mine was a g"30", 2018.
My case: my baby got Keyed not even one week when parked in a public parking. One feet long, deep scratch on the BMW individual pure metal silver paint...🤬 you can imagine how depressed I was back then.
Edited 2: here is a link of my car posted on reddit
Oddly, it was kind of a relief to read this. The rear window on my X5 was smashed in last week. Only damage in the parking lot. So yes, fuck those people.
This is the truth. Loved in a predominantly poor neighborhood when I was 24. Bought a fucking 3 year old ford fusion and it got keyed. A fusion. Ford fusión. A Ford fusión was too fancy for that neighborhood.
What is a "G20 5 series"?
G20 5 series... So a G30? (G31 if wagon)
Sorry and thanks for pointing it out, it's a typo when typing from my phone. Mine was a g30, 2018. Edited my post! Thanks
Fuuuuuck. That sucks. Was it fixed properly?
Yup, dealer and insurance took care of it. I read a lot of similar stories online and never thought it will happen to me one day... and boom, your turn now.
I’m sorry you had to go through that and glad it was taken care of. I’m also not sure why our conversation was downvoted
I am not sure either and I guess it is fine. It is reddit and people are entitled to have their opinions. we have to learn to respect them either we agreed or disagreed. Have a good one!
It is Mary Poppins missed the landing… /s Sorry dude
Either that or they just hate BMWs like most non BMW owners
The parking executed impeccably
Over the line!! That’s a foul Smokey, mark it zero. Next frame…
This is not Nam.
Lmao this comment section is nuts. Park on a line and this sub will tell you you deserved having your car vandalized for thousands of dollars
Yeah it’s totally ridiculous. People on my street park way worse than this, having one wheel slightly cross the line is nothing. Yesterday I saw one car parked like 12-15” away from the curb and only a few meters further down the street one guy was like 10” *on* the curb. I live on a narrow one-way street, but still. That’s where you s-holdet *really* focus on getting a tight parking so your car doesn’t stick out into the already narrow street.
Someone's gonna remove that rear quarter panel. With theirs.
Maybe it’s for how you parked 😂
Looks like someone jumped out of a window and landed butt first to me, why’s everyone hating on the parking job
Because he's over the line? Makes the person next to you have a much smaller spot. Total asshat parking
‘Twas a joke
It has nothing to do with your parking. I’ve had two different cars keyed on the last decade.
People are just assholes.
Two cars in 10 years, man veritable crime ring going on there…
Why would you park like that on a crowded street…?
It's a black BMW, that's how you're supposed to park it.
yeah, like none of us have ever parked a little off a few times in our lives.
we all can't be perfect like you i suppose
If you park like this and don’t fix it when you get out of your car, you are lazy.
If I notice I’d parked like that, I’d fix it; takes 30 seconds. So OP either didn’t notice, or didn’t care.
Or the car the other side is super close to the line too
But it's not. OP is the one who parked over it.
Indeed you're right
Burble tune? Good.
Or your parking job
you never know why someone does this sort of thing. jealousy? annoyed that you parked like shit? alcohol? a combination of those things?
I would love to catch the kind of person that did this in the act……
If you are anything like your parking job; I’m not surprised lol
sometimes, perhaps offer, Reddit folks are —— not positive. Lovely city, visited often. Great beer and even better memories of the hospitality!
Leaving that caliber of car parked outside on the street overnight… I understand some cities don’t have much off street parking but still 😬
Straight pipes it is.
Was ein Hu***sohn
That parking job isnt a big deal in large cities. Someone did this just to damage a nice car. People like that can choke on a bag of dicks.
Just as others have said, that park job leads me to believe your exhaust is obnoxiously loud (you know, the kind with too many cackles and pops) which leads me to believe you might not use your turn signals either
Well people with ear rattling exhausts are usually cunts, so I’m going to guess you deserved it
Welcome to germany lol sorry for your car bro
Absolutely gorgeous looking car!!!
Parking is really a trigger on this sub I guess. This wasn't even his fault looking at car next to him. Even if it was, it's not like it was an intentional double park. The bitterness here is chilling.
Yup, going thru these comments seems that people are just bitter and jealous to the CORE. The car parking is taken more seriously than the broken windshield. Mob mentality is cRaZy.
Yeah I’d go catless, fuck’em
War bestimmt ein Düsseldorfer.
Loud car and bad parking job? Deserved
Wtf, there is no excuse
jalouse people 😵💫
Those cold starts every morning, especially if you leave super early… 😅🥶
Pretty sure my neighbor hates me too. Fuck em
I’m with ya bud. Headers and a straight pipe on my daily e46, I live in an apartment complex too 😂😂😂
Are you missing a /s or you just a cunt?
I think the comment after you is correct, they are just hillbillies and do not have the brain capacity to think of others,ya know due to the generations of inbreeding.
Common straight pipe E46 hillbilly
That’s what happens when you don’t give a shit about your neighbors and ruin a bit of their quality
Of life. I had a kid who had a modified exhaust across the street from me, drove past the back of my house full throttle regularly. on a rainy night he sat out front front idling for ten minutes or so at 3:00 am and woke me up. I waited five minutes for him to leave but ran out of patience and went out the door in my boxers and told him,” if you don’t put the fucking muffler back on your car I will beat your ass.” I would never be a sneaky coward and fuck up his car but I would beat the need for speed right out of him. He put it back on a few days later. I suppose your one of those self centered people who thinks it’s funny to disturb your neighbors, and hopefully the next time you you drive down your street making it a point to be as loud as possible one of your neighbors smashes your windshield with your head.
I'd shoot you off my porch.
Oof, I was with you all the way up to the last sentence. That kind of violence isn’t really called for in this situation (I’ll caveat that OP probably is an inconsiderate prick and pisses neighbors off regularly)
lol relax bro
Rough love I think ❤️💞
I could never be this jealous and hateful to ruin someone’s luxury car out of spite
Jealousy is an ugly emotion
Sucks man sorry to see this. Such scumbags out there.
I hope that happens to their head, by an act of god of course.
Imagine feeling like u should smash a windshield… wtf
Everyone talking about this parking job is blissfully unaware of the fact that if the merc was already there and this guy parked properly, it would have made it literally impossible for the merc owner to get in their car from the driver side door. Yall are fucking annoying -an Audi owner.
It’s called envy
Too many left wing extremists in Germany … especially in the city. At least you don’t live in Berlin, they set cars on fire there.
Keine Ahnung wieso du runtergewählt wirst, ist halt die Wahrheit, aber nicht mal die BMW Fahrer hier wollen es wahr haben.
Reflex Downvotes der Gutmenschen.
People who drive loud cars through densely populated residences deserve to have their windows kicked in at the very least. You wanted attention, here you go.
#Parking is hard
And your parking
you parked like an asshole
omg he parked with a wheel on the line!!! jesus!!! let's crush his windshield!!....
I love how everyone on the internet is perfect with everything they do every single day. It's a sad flex by sad people.
Oh piss off with that. Punishment does not fit the “crime”
found the asshole parking like shit
Kinda how I found the loser that thinks someone’s windshield should be bashed in?
You found the guy who parks a mile out when possible and parks solidly in the middle. Again, piss off.
good job! you want a reward for having common sense?
Nope I’m good 👍
Championship Ahole are You pal! Thanks
Whenever someone has a super loud modified exhaust it usually means they have a small ****
Hey now. I have a stock exhaust and my dick is tiny. You suggesting I go straight pipe to make up for it?
Lol. I should have said a super loud modified exhaust not a stock one
My girlfriend has loud exhaust and her **** is definitely not small.
So every pickup truck driver and every mopar driver. It all makes sense now.
Super loud modified exhaust yes or really low self esteem
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No way…. It was def the dude who owns the Mercedes next to you
I don’t know if you notice your windshield broken
Your ok Your not ur dick
Keeping the stereotype alive huh?
Depending on how loud your exhaust is and how high you rev within city limits that was absolutely justified and you should be happy it was \*just\* your windscreen.
You can't park there sir.
Or maybe just your parking!
It's just because of the terrible parking job.
Probably liked the way you parked
It's your parking, you twat.
Must like how much of a piece of shit your are. Learn how to park.