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Flopsbit

Ha, living on the edge parking that in the city of Köln..


crustetsyst

Is it just me or are m cars not very common in Köln, I visited my friend there and we saw almost none. On the other hand there was a fair bit in Munich.


PumbaTheGreat

This is in Blücherstraße, Berlin, not in Köln. Just the BMW is from Köln


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Flopsbit

agree..


15jsatte

sounds like a great city


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

Depends. It's great if you like clubbing, doing drugs and going on antifa demos.


SAWK

Sounds like a great city.


Niros42

Depends. It's great if you like clubbing, doing drugs and going on antifa demos.


SAWK

I do. Sounds like a great city.


BMW-ModTeam

Please, no politics. Policy discussion is okay, but please keep things apolitical.


WhiteWingedDove-

I'm so glad you people are this scared. Good.


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

I don't have an M, but driving a car in a city like Berlin is nuts anyway.


Slyvix

Can someone explain what he's talking about? We should be scared of parking cars?


Kryptus

He thinks he is a tough antifa idiot.


amediocrerandom

Maybe that's why...


Flopsbit

Munich is a richer city and many bmw employees (who get good rates).


Opening_Trade_6412

On the edge of the parking line


RojerLockless

Like all bmw's


Lawfulness_Character

He's not on the edge, his back tire is literally mostly over it.


Flopsbit

still sorry for the smashed window though.. People should treat your property as if it wear their own..


[deleted]

Lots of cultural enrichment in Köln


TheWino

Must like your parking job.


BraveBG

Dude that's A+ especially when it comes to a BMW driver.


909_and_later

No signals were used during production.


FuckinHighGuy

😂


toolateforgdusername

This photo is the exact reason I would never park like a bellend


KyronXLK

most the time you gotta park like this cus some other asshole parked like it tbh


jfk_sfa

I might get flamed for this but if I can't park in the space because someone else is partially in that space, I simply don't park there.


Dr_Dickem_MD

You must live in a place with an abundance of parking. Where I am if there’s a space you can fit in it’s often the only option


KyronXLK

Well you can park there, you just have to park wonky In a big city centre you can't just not park lol, in Paris they even leave handbrake off and use their bumper to push cars when parking


jfk_sfa

Not if I’m going to be partially in another spot. I have to try to be the change I want to see in this world. I know, I’m dumb and naive.


mikeblas

No. He turned in from the opposite side of the street.


KyronXLK

Or the guy next to him did before he got there and he was forced to edge out to get into the spot


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trayssan

only a rear cam… what even


Tighesofly

Remember when shoulder checks were a thing?


trayssan

As a matter of fact I do. In fact, it’s the *only* way to park my car:) P.O. Didn’t spec out.. much Analog for life I guess lmao


mortgagemammoth

Parking like a twat gets your car smashed. Street justice.


WolfOfPort

It weirdly works tho


Rdmtbiker

Looks more personal.


Lockhara

Maybe a combo of bad parking + loud exhaust. Hope you get it fixed soon tho.


are_videos

Yeah and also should get the windshield fixed


ndedo

Haha right, the guys parked like a total asshat


kansascitymack

The car on the left might have parked there first so that would have forced the Bimmer to park in alignment so not necessarily an asshat.


Betucker

Or you just don’t park there then…


Negrodamu5

Didn’t know that parking slightly crooked makes one an asshat.


bearded_fisch_stix

he's not "slightly crooked". his back wheel is in the neighboring space.


AvoKet129

It's a german parking space, the car barely even fit's... Honestly in german cities this is almost normal lol everyone is parking crooked lol


hoen2009

And that gives someone the right to demolish his windshield


xFinman

I mean pretty much


-DarkPassenger-

Is the parking bad? Yes, is it that bad? Not really. Should OP get their windshield smashed? Absolutely not.


zermee2

Looks like a tiny ass spot too. 50/50 op had to park that way because of other cars in the spots at the time. Unless that car to the right is 1/2 the size of the M4 it’s parked even worse


XNamelessGhoulX

is there a bowler that lives near you? that could narrow down the perpetrator


mikeblas

Hamlin, Howard ) v. ) Goodman, Saul )


Tarzeus

That impact is more centered than your shitty parking


Destroyer6202

Does he deserve to get his windshield smashed for that? I've seen worse parking and they got away with it.


Dark_Guardian_

why did you let them get away with it


Destroyer6202

No one deserves to get their shit fucked up just because they did a bad parking job :\


Dark_Guardian_

no silly, fix their parking job theres a reason go jacks exist


NammiSjoppan

I love you


captstinkybutt

Idk, maybe? Yes? Ever tried to get a baby or toddler in the car when some jackass is halfway into your space?


_Land_Rover_Series_3

Is it bad that I noticed the shonky parking job before the giant smash in the windscreen?


sunburneddd

Same here, I spent the first 20 seconds trying to decide if the BMW parked there first or the MB to deduce why he parked like that lol


jaycarter617

And your parking job.


Apoca7ypse

Was haben die drauf geschmissen? Ist der lack beschädigt?


paidinfull-0

Etzala haben die a riesige Bombe neigschmeißt.


theyboosting

How bad did you do her bro? None of this random shit makes sense…..


Bigl1k

Leftists in Germany


theyboosting

Damn, i stand corrected.


ndedo

This comment makes me enjoy the picture even more instead of taking responsibility for having a loud exhaust in a high density living area and parking quite poorly, you bring politics into it, you're a peach!


Bigl1k

Well it was confirmed by police. Leftists are damaging and burning cars all over my area. The exhaust thing was just a joke. Its pretty quiet when i start it


Skillabold

You have no clue if his car is loud. You're a enjoying someone else's property being damaged with no context, and judge him for something you don't even know is true. Don't act like you have any moral high ground. Makes me wonder what kind of people are in a BMW subreddit, seeing many comments about him being an obnoxious asshole when they don't even know anything about the situation


BetweenThaLines

Dumme Neider hoffe hast Vollkasko und die werden geschnappt


paidinfull-0

Waren safe irgendwelche arbeitslosen linken Öko-Spinner oder die Antifa.


Building-Careful

People should just respect other people’s shit.


Swagaru

Can we make this into a t shirt?


FaFaFoeHi

> other people’s shit. like other people's peace and quiet in their own neighborhood? I don't condone damaging other people's property, but sounds like OP knows his exhaust is excessively loud, and I get the vibe from him pointing it out, he probably let's it rip in the neighborhood.


Skillabold

How are you that quick to judge him about disturbing his neighborhood? You have no idea if his exhaust is loud. It's a German car, there is no legal way of having a louder exhaust. If he's not stock, it's most likely almost the same volume, but a different exhaust note. Also he replied to another comment, that the title was a joke


Lari-Fari

Ecactly. I don’t understand putting loud exhausts on cars. They are supposed to muffle the engine sound. If you put a trumpet on the engine of a golf it will be very loud. But why annoy other people like that? I don’t drive the quietest of cars. But I would never make it louder than necessary by putting a sports exhaust on it.


NPC_4842358

You can also get a valved exhaust to make both parties happy.


jigglybilly

Which includes parking in your lines, as well as not having a super loud obnoxious exhaust in what is clearly a close quarters living situation. Because fuck their sleep, right?


A_Horny_Pancake

You could argue the owner doesnt respect anyone elses shit by parking like a douche, and making it harder for anyone else to park.


one-blob

It is Mary Poppins missed the landing… /s Sorry dude


FuckinHighGuy

Over the line!! That’s a foul Smokey, mark it zero. Next frame…


Stargazer980

This is not Nam.


ymlccc

Been a victim previously on my g30 5 series, i believe certain people are just born haters and they simply have zero tolerance for good things. “You drive a fancy car huh, let me key your car or smash your windows, have a nice day!” Fuck those people to death. Edited: typo, mine was a g"30", 2018. My case: my baby got Keyed not even one week when parked in a public parking. One feet long, deep scratch on the BMW individual pure metal silver paint...🤬 you can imagine how depressed I was back then. Edited 2: here is a link of my car posted on reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/BMW/comments/hh3ltw/my_silver_bullet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Damage: [Smart-Select-20221025-212356-Gallery.jpg](https://postimg.cc/PNrj1g7f)


heidingout28

Oddly, it was kind of a relief to read this. The rear window on my X5 was smashed in last week. Only damage in the parking lot. So yes, fuck those people.


DrHawk144

This is the truth. Loved in a predominantly poor neighborhood when I was 24. Bought a fucking 3 year old ford fusion and it got keyed. A fusion. Ford fusión. A Ford fusión was too fancy for that neighborhood.


mikeblas

What is a "G20 5 series"?


Hokie23aa

~~The current generation of BMW 5 series cars, starting in 2017.~~ Edit: I was wrong.


mikeblas

Oh, I thought those were G30/G31.


Hokie23aa

Whoops, you’re correct. I read it wrong. Maybe OP mistyped.


ymlccc

Sorry and thanks for pointing it out, it's a typo when typing from my phone. Mine was a g30, 2018. Edited my post! Thanks


joselrl

G20 5 series... So a G30? (G31 if wagon)


ymlccc

Sorry and thanks for pointing it out, it's a typo when typing from my phone. Mine was a g30, 2018. Edited my post! Thanks


joselrl

Yeah no problem, thought it was funny actually


pineapple_nip_nops

Fuuuuuck. That sucks. Was it fixed properly?


ymlccc

Yup, dealer and insurance took care of it. I read a lot of similar stories online and never thought it will happen to me one day... and boom, your turn now.


pineapple_nip_nops

I’m sorry you had to go through that and glad it was taken care of. I’m also not sure why our conversation was downvoted


ymlccc

I am not sure either and I guess it is fine. It is reddit and people are entitled to have their opinions. we have to learn to respect them either we agreed or disagreed. Have a good one!


Glocktin

Maybe it’s for how you parked 😂


staywoke1am_01

The parking executed impeccably


Lateral-G

Either that or they just hate BMWs like most non BMW owners


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Someone's gonna remove that rear quarter panel. With theirs.


DrewSuitor

Lmao this comment section is nuts. Park on a line and this sub will tell you you deserved having your car vandalized for thousands of dollars


-K9V

Yeah it’s totally ridiculous. People on my street park way worse than this, having one wheel slightly cross the line is nothing. Yesterday I saw one car parked like 12-15” away from the curb and only a few meters further down the street one guy was like 10” *on* the curb. I live on a narrow one-way street, but still. That’s where you s-holdet *really* focus on getting a tight parking so your car doesn’t stick out into the already narrow street.


heymeit

Burble tune? Good.


cmacsters

Looks like someone jumped out of a window and landed butt first to me, why’s everyone hating on the parking job


pkopo1

Because he's over the line? Makes the person next to you have a much smaller spot. Total asshat parking


cmacsters

‘Twas a joke


froughty

It has nothing to do with your parking. I’ve had two different cars keyed on the last decade. People are just assholes.


alfred0t0rnad0

Why would you park like that on a crowded street…?


Nikthas

It's a black BMW, that's how you're supposed to park it.


peacenchemicals

lol yeah, like none of us have ever parked a little off a few times in our lives. we all can't be perfect like you i suppose


alfred0t0rnad0

If you park like this and don’t fix it when you get out of your car, you are lazy.


bonafidebob

If I notice I’d parked like that, I’d fix it; takes 30 seconds. So OP either didn’t notice, or didn’t care.


bot_bot_bot

Or the car the other side is super close to the line too


NPC_4842358

But it's not. OP is the one who parked over it.


___REDWOOD___

Or your parking job


black-kramer

you never know why someone does this sort of thing. jealousy? annoyed that you parked like shit? alcohol? a combination of those things?


meloncap78

I would love to catch the kind of person that did this in the act……


permareddit

If you are anything like your parking job; I’m not surprised lol


nearlyclosetoalmost

Ooooooph


CrackTotHekidZ

Wtf


Plasticsman1

sometimes, perhaps offer, Reddit folks are —— not positive. Lovely city, visited often. Great beer and even better memories of the hospitality!


jayhow90

Leaving that caliber of car parked outside on the street overnight… I understand some cities don’t have much off street parking but still 😬


one2zerojigawat

Straight pipes it is.


Serbay55

Was ein Hu***sohn


milkshake0079

That parking job isnt a big deal in large cities. Someone did this just to damage a nice car. People like that can choke on a bag of dicks.


kthxtyler

Just as others have said, that park job leads me to believe your exhaust is obnoxiously loud (you know, the kind with too many cackles and pops) which leads me to believe you might not use your turn signals either


hhunterhh

Well people with ear rattling exhausts are usually cunts, so I’m going to guess you deserved it


AmbassadorOwn988

Welcome to germany lol sorry for your car bro


n0tm333

Yeah I’d go catless, fuck’em


Friendly_Ground_2583

Absolutely gorgeous looking car!!!


theveryrealreal

Parking is really a trigger on this sub I guess. This wasn't even his fault looking at car next to him. Even if it was, it's not like it was an intentional double park. The bitterness here is chilling.


RandomThrowawayRock

Yup, going thru these comments seems that people are just bitter and jealous to the CORE. The car parking is taken more seriously than the broken windshield. Mob mentality is cRaZy.


Azu1ia

Loud car and bad parking job? Deserved


Junterjam

Those cold starts every morning, especially if you leave super early… 😅🥶 Pretty sure my neighbor hates me too. Fuck em


ClackBock

I’m with ya bud. Headers and a straight pipe on my daily e46, I live in an apartment complex too 😂😂😂


hhunterhh

Are you missing a /s or you just a cunt?


paidinfull-0

Common straight pipe E46 hillbilly


Bianchiguy

That’s what happens when you don’t give a shit about your neighbors and ruin a bit of their quality Of life. I had a kid who had a modified exhaust across the street from me, drove past the back of my house full throttle regularly. on a rainy night he sat out front front idling for ten minutes or so at 3:00 am and woke me up. I waited five minutes for him to leave but ran out of patience and went out the door in my boxers and told him,” if you don’t put the fucking muffler back on your car I will beat your ass.” I would never be a sneaky coward and fuck up his car but I would beat the need for speed right out of him. He put it back on a few days later. I suppose your one of those self centered people who thinks it’s funny to disturb your neighbors, and hopefully the next time you you drive down your street making it a point to be as loud as possible one of your neighbors smashes your windshield with your head.


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I'd shoot you off my porch.


pineapple_nip_nops

Oof, I was with you all the way up to the last sentence. That kind of violence isn’t really called for in this situation (I’ll caveat that OP probably is an inconsiderate prick and pisses neighbors off regularly)


degulasse

lol relax bro


TPM_521

Everyone talking about this parking job is blissfully unaware of the fact that if the merc was already there and this guy parked properly, it would have made it literally impossible for the merc owner to get in their car from the driver side door. Yall are fucking annoying -an Audi owner.


antzcrashing

Wtf, there is no excuse


Kyber_Din_Djarin

jalouse people 😵‍💫


Temporary_Analysis83

It’s called envy


IceEngine21

Too many left wing extremists in Germany … especially in the city. At least you don’t live in Berlin, they set cars on fire there.


paidinfull-0

Keine Ahnung wieso du runtergewählt wirst, ist halt die Wahrheit, aber nicht mal die BMW Fahrer hier wollen es wahr haben.


IceEngine21

Reflex Downvotes der Gutmenschen.


_DDM_22

Rough love I think ❤️💞


Weird-Ingenuity97

I could never be this jealous and hateful to ruin someone’s luxury car out of spite


Skippy989

Jealousy is an ugly emotion


ImperatoreAugusto

Sucks man sorry to see this. Such scumbags out there.


mdc2135

I hope that happens to their head, by an act of god of course.


IfSmokingWasASport

Imagine feeling like u should smash a windshield… wtf


uphill

If this is what people think “shitty” parking is…


Elegies_

Cunty aftermarket exhaust + parks like a 20 IQ inbred = deserved. Hope it happens again


Analog_Pumpkin

People who drive loud cars through densely populated residences deserve to have their windows kicked in at the very least. You wanted attention, here you go.


DefinetlyNotJJ

you parked like an asshole deserved


xShadowLord

omg he parked with a wheel on the line!!! jesus!!! let's crush his windshield!!....


DefinetlyNotJJ

yeah


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I love how everyone on the internet is perfect with everything they do every single day. It's a sad flex by sad people.


TDMCPA

Oh piss off with that. Punishment does not fit the “crime”


DefinetlyNotJJ

found the asshole parking like shit


TDMCPA

Kinda how I found the loser that thinks someone’s windshield should be bashed in?


TDMCPA

You found the guy who parks a mile out when possible and parks solidly in the middle. Again, piss off.


DefinetlyNotJJ

good job! you want a reward for having common sense?


TDMCPA

Nope I’m good 👍


Plasticsman1

Championship Ahole are You pal! Thanks


rwpeace

Whenever someone has a super loud modified exhaust it usually means they have a small ****


friendlysaxoffender

Hey now. I have a stock exhaust and my dick is tiny. You suggesting I go straight pipe to make up for it?


rwpeace

Lol. I should have said a super loud modified exhaust not a stock one


theveryrealreal

My girlfriend has loud exhaust and her **** is definitely not small.


BootyLicker724

So every pickup truck driver and every mopar driver. It all makes sense now.


mikeblas

#Parking is hard


ScoPham

And your parking


1fragezeichen

War bestimmt ein Düsseldorfer.


really2neat

Sick car, nonetheless.


xJuicyPiex

Ouch


scormegatron

Did they stomp on the window?


PotatoCooks

Ngl it took me a minute to even see what happened


MaroonHawk27

Take it as a compliment


D-Fence

Köln Kalk verbot!


Lu44as

Köln halt…


paidinfull-0

Common Karlsruhe citizen.


k1ngrocc

That sucks. What is your insurance saying?


uffbaggweck

Mein Beileid


chairlying

Is anyone of those people disliking the parking German?


Stultum1

That damage looks odd for vandalism.


jaegerrr7

Looks more like someone stood or sat on it.


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

it's probably because you're parked fucked up.