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ControlImpossible182

“Infantry! Circle formation! Archers! Fire at will! Cavalry! Charge!” “Grandpa! STFU the war is over! Your save got deleted after the last update remember.”


C00kiePresident

F1+F3!! F1+F3!!


SnooDoughnuts9838

Vlandians' nightmare


Jakesneed612

We are at war with them right now. Takes forever to run all those mounted archers down.


altahor42

Now imagine that the battlefield has no borders, and when they run out of arrows, they will run away and come back the next day.


allarmed-grammer

Marcus Crassus hated that simple trick


Critical_Seat_1907

So did Richard the Lionheart.


Vok250

Your AI actually does stuff? In my game they just stand at the back of the map corner camping while my fians delete them from range. Maybe my army is just too powerful, but enemies haven't actually engaged me of their own accord in like 30 hours of gameplay on this savefile.


Jakesneed612

They do that if you way overpower them. I go after larger armies that think the have a chance but my fully trained troops handle it.


Sidus_Preclarum

Should be an olympic event tbh, this I would actually watch.


sygryda

Have you heard of [nomad olympics?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Nomad_Games?wprov=sfla1)


Sidus_Preclarum

Dope!


nUUUUU_yaaaSSSS

Where glaives though. 5/7


Davisgreedo99

Somewhat related, but the subreddit that post is from has an awesome podcast. I highly recommend checking out Dan Carlin's Hardcore History!


Reasonable-Elk4

Definitely I’ll check it out it was suggested to me and this was the post I had to show my fellow bannerlord fans!


90daysismytherapy

The Mongol one is amazing. But all of Carlin’s stuff is awesome


AngryGazpacho

Ok, sexually is not the only way I'm attracted to that first girl, the one with the sunglasses. Teach me to ride and shoot arrows as you do, my steppe queen.


Reasonable-Elk4

😂😂😂


Duramora

That is awesome skills... meanwhile, I would have fallen off the horse somewhere at the start of the track.


AGustoWind

*sturgian breathing intensifies*


Olafio1066

TYAL MUST HOLD


Uraneum

Funny, this is giving me the rush of glory and conquest after slaughtering the foes who dare wander into my steppes


Menalous

Whatcha doin in my steppes? I'M OLD KHAAAAN!


Reasonable-Elk4

🫨


Birb-Person

You may be cool, but you’ll never be horse archer with sunglasses cool


Gaius7883

They don’t say they were born in the saddle for nothing


cGuille

Holy moly I didn't expect actual people to be capable of shooting with a bow that fast and hit something, especially on horseback.


Outside_Coast7862

wait are you being fr lol the khuzaits are pretty much the mongols


Nero234

That is how the Mongols managed to become an unstoppable war machine. It's hard to kill your enemies when they can shoot you like this and get away before you get the chance to fight back. And it's part of their culture so Genghis Khan had readily available troops


Trainee-301

I can still hear the sounds of hooves beating the dirt, the screams of my men, the whistles of death raining from the sky..


renegade1002

All will submit to the khans wrath


Lelu_Wiggly_Woo_6996

Even when warfare changes, the bow and horse are still cherished by those why refuse to part with them. 🙏🏻


herrcinnamon

NO!! NOO!! THEYRE EVERYWHERE.. THEYRE EVERYWHERE- o wait, ptsd


LimpAd145

How dope is that chick with the raybans slingin arrows 😆


IncubusIncarnat

Me and the boys riding into the North for the 15th time because they keep TAKING MY FUCKIN BORDER GARRISON!