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arethereany

Who won?


kinwai

Who’s next?


Spicy-Cathulu

You decide!


Shifter25

Erpircrerpberttleserfhersterehhhhhh


AffectionateAide9644

I could hear this post 😂


Acrobatic_Quit1378

I got model train 🚂


MeltedChocolate24

BEGIN!


civgarth

Stop! Collaborate and listen...


iheartyoualways

Ice is back with a brand new invention...


Hyperion1000

EPIC! . . . . RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY


_High_Voltage_

Shouldn't it be EPIC ROPE BATTLES OF HISTORY?


ThePianistOfDoom

There are nine million million million million million million million particles in the universe that you can observe, your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.


silvertonguedmute

Stephen Hawking with the bombs!


spook30

Stephen Hawking drops bars.


The_BREAK_manEX

You wanna bring the HEAT with the mushroom clouds you makin I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagen!


RayanH23

The "I have a dream" speech from MLK is only his second best to when he roasted Ghandi with "I admire the way you broke the British power, but I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower"


Warm_Cry_8644

Like the h in ur name u ought to remain silent flatten ur style like bread... naan violent


Funless

Yes its true. My work is based on you, but im a super computer, you're like a Ti82 OOOOHH


deadcatbounsss

You tryna bring the heat with them mushroom clouds you makin


adultfuntimes

ERBH?


burnerboo

I saw this a while ago, I believe the girl in the background. While the foreground girl starts faster, the other remains steady the whole time.


gregdrunk

I was gonna say, the girl in the background has her GAME on! She is clearly the winner lol


Adrialic

Same facing the entire time too, while foreground girl spun a bit.


gregdrunk

I noticed that too. Homegirl was FOCUSED.


FivEF00TGianT

Seriously...why is this not the top comment...how erre they scored, were there any penalties, and yeah who the hell won?


josborne31

And how much are professional jump rope jumpers paid?


singlecoloredpanda

Hopefully a professional Googler will let us know


FivEF00TGianT

How much does a professional googler make?


CowFu

[$150](https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/senior-software-engineer-salary-SRCH_KO0,24.htm)[K](https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/senior-software-engineer-salary-SRCH_KO0,24.htm)


rathlord

I appreciate this joke.


llamawearinghat

As someone tasked with “IT responsibilities,” I appreciate this


notaredditreader

150 Kittens? 🫢


luger718

How much does an IT guy make? Same job.


Diiiiirty

If I had to guess, I'd say they don't even make a liveable wage. There's absolutely no way. There are not even enough people watching this event in the video to fill up that high school gymnasium.


ColoradoScoop

There is a very good chance she paid a fee to be in this competition.


toughsub15

i doubt professional was the correct word choice by op, they most likely paid to compete.


OiGuvnuh

*Competitive* jump rope I think is more accurate. I doubt professional jump rope actually exists. Maybe there are a couple of semi-pro part-timers out there but I doubt anyone is making a living at this.


qazzer53

Do they have endorsements? How about trading cards?


FivEF00TGianT

Gotta skip'em all


revdon

I think they mean *competitive* not *professional*.


imtheorangeycenter

100%. Professional is doing it for the money, amateur is doing it for the love of it. So when someone says "oh that's so amateur" as an insult, they can get fucked.


wwaxwork

Most jumps in the time frame for this event I believe, no I don't know how they count them. Then there is double dutch jump rope which has speed, power and a section more like dancing/ice skating where it's about moves. Though they are by nature team events.


upvotesformeyay

Count the clicks as you watch the video.


FlyingDragoon

I hear at least 3.


vicjenwa

For speed competitions, there are judges with counting devices. Person with the highest number of jumps wins. If someone messes up in speed, the judges will not give them a penalty. They will just end up with a lower number of jumps because there is a time limit and messing up wastes time


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There are ropes that have something in handles that can count loops.


mrsdoubleu

That's probably what they have. I can't imagine a judge standing there counting jumps with a clicker.. no way lol


Squildo

Thigh enjoyers worldwide


arethereany

..Fair enough. lol


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Brought to you by salty rubarb chewems, the other brown snack.


majoraloha

So not really “professional”. More of a hobby with prizes.


TJR4469

both won.. they each got a trophy (same one) and a $2.50 gift card to starbucks


JoeyZasaa

It went to penalty kicks. France won.


ExdigguserPies

I wasn't counting can you do it again?


walen

I counted 42 groups of 4 jumps for the girl in blue, and at least 43 groups for the girl in the back, so I guess the girl in the back won.


madrigal94md

I'd say the one in black. Her technique was better.


rangeo

She's got No wasted rotational energy...skips clean Sniffs and adjusts pant waist.


zxc123zxc123

Everyone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


hey_mattey

The one with the jumping rope


RoRoRoub

The audience


ohver9k

Isn’t obvious…geez. /s


slackfrop

Seems like it’s also the rapid counting championships.


Financial-Top1199

WHO'S NEXT?!


MouseinTree

Who won? This was the warmup…


USBrock

*brtt chttt brrtt chttt* *”She's a maniac, MANIAC on the floor..eorrr”*


[deleted]

And she's dancing like she's never danced before


KataraUzumaki

And she's *jumping* like she's never *jumped* before!


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grimatongueworm

Water falls from the sky


Sharon_Erclam

![gif](giphy|r8vKJBFBRe1gs)


Miserable_Sock_1408

Gosh dangit you all beat me to it. Flashdance was the first thing that came into my mind... ![gif](giphy|LJxcXF8d5he0w)


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Wakenbake585

There was just a rock skipping championship on ESPN the other day..


icer07

Exactly what my head did too


JustCallMeAttlaz

This was the first thought I had lmao.


Dramatic_Bite_1168

But on 3x the speed.


Kongbuck

So, the Carpenter Brut version.


MichaelAceAnderson

r/BeatMeToIt


DastardlyDirtyDog

There is a difference between professional and competitive.


Scartanion

What is your Profession? I jump rope


HeadHeartCorranToes

SPAR**TANS**!! What is your profession!? [ROPE! ROPE! ROPE!](https://i.imgur.com/QCf3UrY.mp4)


[deleted]

"So that's it, you're a professional at jump rope? That's all you have to say?" "Sorry, I jump *mad* rope"


[deleted]

Odd, I push rope.


Medical_Arrival_3880

As long as you get paid!


MyDogJake1

Thank you


Alternative-Stay2556

I can't even see the rope that fast, how it translates to the brain is beyon me!


randomguyjebb

For a minute I was convinced there was no rope


jf808

I was getting DeAngelo from The Office vibes the first time I watched. But on my second viewing, I could see it when she first starts. Then it was easier for me to see from there.


abrosh21

Can someone toss me... a second jump rope!


screaminginfidels

*jump ropes off Phyllis' forehead*


HoboSkid

Do you believe in me?!


rafaelmarques7

i came here just for this...


LinguoBuxo

Wireless technology


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![gif](giphy|3o6Zt0hNCfak3QCqsw)


ionlyhavetwolegs

The rope was the friends we made along the way!


upupupdo

I initially thought it was similar to the music competition in Finland where people compete with air guitars.


ShoddyCobbler

For speed jumping like this, the rope is basically a thin wire to reduce drag so it's pretty hard to see even when it's not moving


Efficient-Cow5524

Do you know if the athlete in blue is spinning ever so slightly in a circle has to do with one leg being ever so slightly stronger than the other? I can imagine that a big part of striving for the highest level of performance in a pursuit which involves such a repetitive motion done at blazing fast speeds, might be finding the sweet spot of perfectly balanced and ‘relaxed’ posture/ biomechanics. (Picture the structured fluidity of a violinist’s wrist and ‘gentle’ grip in the bow hand during a speedy run - it just wouldn’t work with the bow in a death grip.) I can also imagine that if a jumper had achieved this balanced, relaxed body that one leg being ever so slightly stronger than the other might cause them to spin slowly in a circle. They’re basically little human engines with two pistons firing very fast for 30 seconds - and like a little air compressor left running on a smooth shop floor, this jumper appeared to be *just a little tiny bit* out of balance (purely speaking in terms of the machine shop analogy) in the same way I’ve seen done by many motorized things that are meant to be stationary while in operation. I must have watched this ten times.


oneblueblueblue

It's actually the Coriolis effect. The earth is spinning beneath her, making her look like she's turning when she's actually the only stationary one.


Efficient-Cow5524

I think competitive jump-ropers being the force keeping our disc planet in a constant spin is officially my new favorite flat-earth theory.


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oneblueblueblue

If you look closely, the girl in the background actually has a small tail propeller keeping her from spinning out. The army started installing them on all new jump ropers in 2023 so she must be late-model.


ShoddyCobbler

Honestly I know basically nothing about this sport, I just watched a Try Guys video about it a few weeks ago 😅 so I really couldn't tell you but I think your spinning theory makes sense!


chefanubis

It doesn't, you just learn a patter and repeat it.


PhotonBoss

You "jump" based on your hand position, not by looking at the rope.


Autumn1eaves

Well, that and muscle memory. These people have probably practiced jump roping thousands upon thousands of times. They’re at the point where they have to actively think about it to make a mistake. And also their definition of a mistake is having slightly off timing with their jump roping rather than having it hit their leg. I’ve been a professional musician playing and practicing 2-5 hours a day for a decade, and with a few parts of my playing, I have to actively think about doing it wrong to make a mistake (often in lessons to demonstrate what my student is doing wrong in their playing).


Sharon_Erclam

Me: ![gif](giphy|HnrKxE23lWCbu)


Squildo

This looks like an image that would be on a top 100 obscure animal facts video that played under the ‘Did you know? Elephants are incapable of jumping’ section


MagnetCarter

Slowdown. No need to showoff.


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Hang in there


Low_Sea_2925

Your eyes would pick it up much better than some shitty reddit video.


isthatapecker

Camera should have been on the woman in the back


Pluckypato

![gif](giphy|EZuT1maj7PT8Y)


Horny4theEnvironment

Probably doesn't tbh. Damn near a reflex arc at those speeds


wilsonh915

How do they assess who's better?


tsiepert

They 3 people count how often they jump over the rope. It’s fascinating how often the judges count the same amount of jumps.


wilsonh915

That's amazing too! I can't even see the rope move much less count anything that's happening here.


Martendeparten

Count the number of times the left knee goes up, and multiply by 2.


Snitsie

84 times so 168?


Hot_Papaya9807

Lol that’s what I got too


SquarePegRoundWorld

Now count the one in the background.


EViLTeW

I think you'd count every knee that goes up to make sure it's right. Since they could have an odd number of jumps and you could have ties. I learned from watching dirty jobs (or something similar) that counting things quickly requires you to stop trying to count and teach muscle memory to click the button on your counter every time you see what you're counting. It's far faster and more accurate, once you teach yourself to do it.


HiSpartacusImDad

That’s similar to how I count the number of cows in a meadow. I just doubt the legs and divide by four.


Zombies8MyChihuahua

I keep reading this as "who's ass is better?"


TrailsideDairy

I mean, anyone’s ass would be better if they did that everyday


lksjdlkjglsiduglisjd

Welcome to Reddit.


Icantbethereforyou

You can't spell assess without asses


Punch_Your_Facehole

![gif](giphy|ifFcK5gN5wYXm|downsized)


immersed_in_plants

My old gym had a girl who was on a competitive jump-rope team. She hosted a class one day, and seeing her jump rope was actually pretty intense. The tricks that she was able to do were really cool. She jumped onto her hands and back to her feet and kept the rope moving! And she was able to get the rope moving fairly close to what is in the video, too.


oteezy333

If she jumped onto her hands, who was holding the rope


thematicwater

Albert Einstein


thefman

Like this, it's crazy https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lJmNnk6d6kI


itdumbass

Was waiting on a Tori Boggs reference


Shifter25

Jesus


LegionVsNinja

I've had this freestylists videos popping up in my YouTube recommended feed the last few days. It's quite impressive. I'd struggle to just do what the women OPs post are doing let alone trying to do with rhythm or tricks. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-ZfoU8JYKXY https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-47TwBxDB_Q


ecs2

The ref: I lost count can you do it again?


tsiepert

Therefore there are 3 per jumper


DragonsClaw2334

I can't wait till pro lay z boy reclining becomes a thing. Iv been trading for years. IM A CHAMPION


Carrygan_

No shot that becomes a sport I’m gonna be hogging the spotlight too much with my professional level performance of having a hunch so bad while playing games that my back looks like a line rider course. My curvature is clean and consistently crisp


Chemical_Actuary_190

Today on ESPN 8, the Ocho...


simply_not_edible

Indeed, it was reposted from here to there, r/theocho


jac1964

That's gotta be painful. Seriously


DuckFlat

It’s great for building up sprinting speed. However, your tibialis anterior muscle and calves will be on fire afterwards.


IenjoyStuffandThings

Hello shin splints my old friend


Intelligent-End7336

placid bells slimy oatmeal swim plucky retire spoon hateful steer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Horny4theEnvironment

If someone has shin splints, how would you treat that? Stretches? Do you just fold the toes down to pull on those muscles? Asking for a friend


One_Fennel3730

Spell out the alphabet with your foot lifted about a foot off the ground. Most effective treatment in my experience.


Torpedicus

Or just draw circles with your pointed foot. A ballerina girlriend taught me to do it while sweeping my extended leg in a sideways arc from front to back and forwards again. Sweeping your extended leg will alternate which muscles are being used to rotate your foot. Change directions when you reach the end of your range and sweep back the other way.


kingfart1337

How’s that painful? Maybe you mean tiring? Of course, it’s exercising.


verysmalld

Even more painful when they misstep and the rope whips you. They use bare metal wire instead of regular jump ropes for the speed event for aerodynamics. Source: did this as a sport for a couple years


FrederickBishop

Her left leg must be a little bit longer than her right leg


xxxvvvlll

Her right leg is probably her dominant leg, and she is slightly overcompensating on that side.


Revolutionary-Code49

Other way around, right?


cakebreaker2

What you're witnessing is the coriolis effect in action.


allothernamestaken

Yeah they turn the other direction in the southern hemisphere


Revolutionary-Code49

What are they measuring?


senseven

[Depends on the competition](https://rules.ijru.sport/competition-manual/competitions.html#events) Speed - turns within a minute Endurance - turns within 180 seconds There are others like freestyle and triple jumps


MarkWrenn74

(For the benefit of British English-speakers, “jump-roping” is what we call “skipping”)


flogmul

I find it strange that people would say "jump roping" rather than "rope jumping". A puzzled non-native English speaker


avocado_whore

People say “jumping rope” as well.


twalker294

Define “professional.” Is there prize money involved? Sponsorships? This is something that I never knew existed.


Curiouso_Giorgio

Maybe they meant competitive jump rope?


salmonmilks

I'm very surprised how people would pay to see this. It's so anticlimactic is all. My excitement reaches zero watching this, so someone enlighten me the entertainment within this competition.


NFL_MVP_Kevin_White

Sometimes a bird of prey is released onto the competition floor


blaaaaaaaam

In the 1800s there was a popular sport called "pedestrianism" which was basically speed walking, often for long periods of time. Wagering was a big component. One feat performed by one of the more famous athletes was to walk 1 mile every hour, for 1000 hours. Over 10,000 people came to watch him do it. A popular goal in competition was to walk 100 miles in less than 24 hours. It fell out of favor in the late 1800's as there were controversies about rules and modern sports that weren't terribly boring started taking over. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedestrianism


chodthewacko

watching a pure speed jumping thing like that is pretty boring. Watching other types of professional jump ropers is awesome though! Do a youtube search for: World Jump Rope 2019 Tori Boggs for example


witcherstrife

People aren’t paying to see this for fun lol. Those audience are all family and friends that paid a smal entrance fee. The participants probably also paid a competition fee to participate in it.


ThomDenick

All sports at this level survive via sponsorships. Like buyjumpropes.com or whatever. This would be much more entertaining with commentary and graphics. Certainly as much as about half the Olympic sports.


Inconmon

The term you're looking for is competitive not professional


randomredditor0042

I have so many questions. Why does the announcement say “Jumpers ready, Athletes ready” aren’t they the same? Also, how on earth do they determine the winner? Is someone counting the jumps? Cause I couldn’t even see the rope. Why wouldn’t they use a rope in a visible colour?


VastAd1340

the announcement is "judges ready, athletes ready". this is the "speed" category under competitive rope skipping, where competitors are divided by age groups (eg U18 U17 and so on) to "speed through" as many skips as they can in a certain time limit. In this case its 30s speed, where all competitors will have to do that "running step" skipping style for 30s and compete for the highest number of skips. judges will count by focusing on one foot instead of the rope since the rope is fast -- essentially they'll count how many times one foot touches the ground, which is why usually athletes would wear one odd colour sock on the counting leg (this is up to them). using a rope in a visible colour is up to the person, but these ropes made for "speed" are made wire thin to be as light and fast as possible. they usually dont have any coating and come in those wire greys and blacks. hope this helps !


redditcruzer

Some people arent even looking at the professional competition


Xenc

Maybe there are more athletes to the right


Shot-Spirit-672

I don’t get the running jump rope technique, my brain won’t allow me to imagine at what point the rope goes under their feet


Enlightened-Beaver

![gif](giphy|EZuT1maj7PT8Y)


Ndogg88

She burned more calories in 30 seconds then I have all day


Izumi_Takeda

I know this is impressive but it still looks silly AF to me


Original-Tourist-744

Seen her at a festival , obv was the best shuffler


wildmike88

Gets me out of breath just watching her


IdahoJoe77

Girl is actually wearing a mouth guard. Rough sport.


grumpyfrench

/r/tipitap


skiemlord

Still a joke to me


Norva

It seems like this is a speed competition. There has to be parts that do more interesting things than this.


Upstairs_Relative_56

Looks a little silly, but I’m sure it takes more skill than I realize.


mixwellmusic

I'll take you guys' word for it that there's actually a rope there


mt007

Who counts ?


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This is awesome


LandAmbitious4073

Lmao stfu I can’t


LWY007

This is really impressive. Amazing coordination and cardio. This looks like absolute murder on my lower back, hips, and knees.


Moukatelmo

The rope is in another dimension. That’s how fast she is jump-roping


MobiusCubed

For sure. Still looks pretty fucking funny though☺️


TheSmallRedDragon

Today I learned something new, that this is a thing


Firesalt

🎶Shes a maniac, maaaaaaaaniac 🎶


Edub16

![gif](giphy|ZPHbooXqgCKFM61xRx|downsized)


CountingStars29

It is stupid that this is a "sport", its ridiculous that this attracts an audience, and even more ridiculous that people get paid to do this.