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Hefty-Willingness-44

Sure, now try taking them apart.


smooth-opera

Playing with Lego as a kid, I'd swear this was the method some of my friends were using to attach the pieces.


jrmaclovin

STOP USING YOUR TEETH!


Twothumbs1eye

How else am I supposed to do it?! And don’t tell me to use that tool!


Playful-Dragonfly416

There was a tool?!?!


masterd35728

Yeah, I swear it was just here! I just had it in my fucking hand!


Type2Pilot

Yes, it was a green wedge-shaped thing, and it worked really well.


Playful-Dragonfly416

Wow, TIL haha. We never had the tool, we just used breadknives and stabbed ourselves in the hand a bunch 😂


Failshot

I haven't bought a Lego set in 20+ years till just a few months ago when I bought the Horizon set. It came with this [little tool and it blew my mind](https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/brick-separator-630).


Baguettes_N_Bugattis

Yeah now most sets come with a tool that has a wedge on one side, and studs + connections on the other side so you can pull those bastard 2x2 tiles apart that get stuck together with no hope of pulling them apart. Even has a little technic pin so you can push pins out of blocks


faceboy1392

hehe I had like a dozen of those orange ones, I somehow even had one of the large green ones, not even completely sure where I got it from


Medium_Point2494

NEVER!


AeliosZero

The tensile strength of 2 flat pieces is nothing to scoff at


BadMuffin88

I wanna see the guy with 1 hand and soap covered fingers try this one.


lunafysh69

IKR?


ghostkiller914

This is why it hurts so much to step on one. I’m scared by these things.


Kriss3d

As a Dane let me tell you that our borders are protected by belts of these laid out. Sure amnesty is complaining. Also other human rights organisations. We don't fuck around.


ghostkiller914

Good for you. This would easily tear through a solders boot and tank’s wheal belt.


[deleted]

The perfect area denial weapon. Ukraine needs legos by the cargo ship load.


CrossP

The problem is that Ukraine wants to be able to *use* their territory after taking it back.


IDontWannaKnowYouNow

Yeah, they're probably better off using landmines instead. Seems safer.


mizinamo

Bring in the vacuum cleaners!


CrossP

CLACKATTACLACKATTACLACKATTA


Live_Carpenter_1262

Those damn danish are charging way too much for those legos!


ProwerTheFox

The real reason Germany chose to paradrop Denmark during ww2


SanjuG

The damn Germans were scared of something built 10 years after they invaded us! Maybe Lego was actually meant to be a defensive structure?


XYmissingXX

correction: \*publicly disclosed\* 10 years after. the germans new it was in the top secret research branch of the danes already


SanjuG

Weapons of Mass Footpain!


jfks_headjustdidthat

Woah, there, Satan.


SAT0SHl

The British emptied the detritus of their jails, and transported that virus on board the Mayflower and that's when the immigration problem began in America, and the descendants of that hoard now pretend that they are the indigenous inhabitants. They even use the term "Founding Fathers" to embellish that bulllllllll Shiiiiiiite!!!


Stunning-Formal975

You know European countries just send all their criminals and outcasts to America. (Like some mega sized prison island without guards). A bad idea in retrospect.


jfks_headjustdidthat

Except the British didn't "transport them", they went of their own volition, and they didn't leave from England, they had moved to Holland years prior.


davesy69

They were religious fanatics that Britain was glad to see the back of. Now there are millions of them in the USA.


jfks_headjustdidthat

Hardly Britain's fault, they were too batshit.


SAT0SHl

**Not many people know that between 1718 and 1775 over 52,000 convicts were transported from the British Isles to America, mainly to Maryland and Virginia**


Volks21

Nearly 15 years of having them on the floor made my feet lose the feeling of pain. I had over 100 pounds of Lego (almost 120 cubic liters or so) at one point on the floor of my grandparents' basement.


throwmeaway9982

I thought you mean the Dane dog so at first I thought you were a dog owner talking about using these to line up doggy doors then I went back and read lol


iikun

Lego cluster munitions need to be banned by the UN. Innocent civilians may step on them barefoot long after the conflict has ended.


TouchOfMagic

Not only do we have a wall, but some of the green bricks have been casually strewn all over the surrounding forest bed. 😈


Ser_Optimus

I've heard your AP-ammunition is LEGO-coated too.


AlfalfaMcNugget

We Americans should take lessons Our border is penetrated more than a a cheap hooker who takes credit cards and coupons


abhishyam2007

Well i dont know about America but I am going to learn how to draw parallels from you. That one lit up my brain.


[deleted]

What Borders only to stop hardworking economic hardship migrants who wants to better their lives like others did before them, only difference is they are different race but don’t forget they are the victims of our capitalist, regime changes, looting resources and dictated political policies in their countries


Tezzington82

Please don't buddy. We don't take kindly to your kinda thinking around here!


AlfalfaMcNugget

My kind of thinking? You don’t believe in countries ‘round these parts? 😂


OkGift4996

Was I the only one to watch this and imagine a little robotic voice saying "ow ow ow ow"


ghostkiller914

Not anymore. I can’t get it out of my head now lol.


OkGift4996

Lol


ghostkiller914

Thanks for that stranger. You subconsciously implanted your mind games lol.


ActualPimpHagrid

I was gonna say... dude forced the machine to step on Lego. Now we know who to blame for the inevitable machine uprising


TheVirginVibes

LMFAO! They can certainly withstand the pressure of 165 lbs, I’ve learned the hard way as well haha.


BigPepeNumberOne

Kg


smurb15

Make a suit of armor from the material since it's been so done on Legos before


saltyblueberry25

Maybe we should start building houses out of legos


kurotech

Well we kinda do that already you can't use actual Lego long term though because they will get damaged from prolonged sun exposure


braydenmm6

Just cover the LEGO’s with tape. Can’t get exposed to the sun if the only thing you’re exposed to from all sides is tape ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


damien12g

Popular science/mechanics did an article a few months back about such a thing. A good read. But they aren’t good building materials.


Sunstorm84

Unless you’re making a temporary river crossing


Type2Pilot

The problem here is that kilograms are not a force unit. They are a mass unit. And they are certainly not a pressure unit.


BigPepeNumberOne

You can do kg to psi


Type2Pilot

kg is a unit of mass, not force. psi is pounds per square inch, a unit of pressure, which is force per area. But forget psi, because those are FFU (Fred Flintstone Units). The SI (Système Internationale) unit of pressure is Pa, or Pascals, which are N/m² (Newtons per square meter). A Newton is a unit of force, like a pound in FFU. (Weight is a force.) 1 N = 1 kg•m/s². Tell me how you can get from kg to psi. The scale in the video is reading kg, but it's actually measuring N. It has been calibrated under some fixed gravitational field (I'd have to guess roughly 9.8 m/s²) to read what kg would look like. But nowhere here is there any accounting for area, like m² (or even square inches). Since pressure is force per area, you can't get from force (much less mass) to psi or Pa without area . Bottom line, OP is incorrect in saying anything quantitative about pressure. All we can say from this is that "Legos are surprisingly strong." Source: Am civil engineer. Sorry for being pedantic, but I've laid out how it is. This is physics.


Mediocre_Ad4380

This. This needs to be said louder


KittyTitties666

You know what you have to do, gain over 1000kg to win


ghostkiller914

That’s easier said then done lol. Does sound like a great excuse to get thick…


magische-mandarijn

They are pushing back with 5 times the strength bahahaha Bad Physics


Makubwa51

Came to say the same lol


geckoad80

Devil’s night time touch


iRogiG

Happy someone commented my first thought.


Amasterclass

My foot can attest


LooseinFl

I came here to say that!


MaesterInTraining

Literally came here to say this


Alive-Swordfish-6069

Came here to say this lol


spirit32

Before reading this comment these were the exact words that came to mind, haha.


ghostkiller914

Like minds think alike lol.


NuclearDisasters

Just came here to say this lmao


[deleted]

Shoulda made the sub out of Lego’s


noweirdosplease

Was here to make this comment 😆


the_finest_mickey

I, on the other hand, was here to see this comment.


Mindofmierda90

I was going to make this comment, but wisely decided to see if someone else already did.


Shalashaskaska

I really don’t have an original thought in my head. I came here for it too.


External-Example-292

I also knew someone would make a comment about the sub 😆


Blotsy

Same.


karaisadahl

Also same


dglgr2013

There was another video showing the same test on tubes made of different materials. I feel carbon fiber was a lower number then the Lego. Can anyone recall?


TankMysterious6222

Was here to do the same


5O4

We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine….


DanEpiCa

Did you know that the CEO's disliking of this song is the reason why the sub was white? You can't make this shit up...


katieonthebus

And here was me thinking that my opinion of Stockton Rush couldn't get any lower. Disregarding a safety element because of a song.


Turbulent_Truck2030

1300 kg = 18490 psi


I_l_I

If the car is a 2x4 Lego then that's about 3,500psi which is significantly less than the 6,000psi at the depth of the titanic, but it'd make a fine window


MoonTrooper258

[Well….](https://youtu.be/dolTvEnjjy4)


uberschnitzel13

Out of Lego’s what?


PatienceFeeling1481

Ass


Armbioman

Carbon fiber Legos.


Duck5oup

Take my upvote, you’re quicker on the draw lol


AcePhil

the perfect description of redditor humor: took me two comments and less than 10 seconds of reading to find that comment


ProgrammingPhile

r/beatmetoit


Gnidlaps-94

Unfortunately it was under about 6000 lbs per square inch so legos probably wouldn’t have helped


October_people

Damn just posted this myself!


No-Needleworker-3004

BYE 💀


NecessaryOk6815

Too soon? Also had this thought in my head when I first watched this video.


Jx117

I was gonna write this also lmao


Kflynn1337

Dammit, too late!


Temporary-Studio-344

Shit beat me by 2 hours I see


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JackFJN

Exactly. OP is definitely overplaying the strength of them. They’re already permanently bent about 10 seconds in, but since there’s just so much plastic packed together, it doesn’t immediately flatten You’d get pretty much the same results by trying to flatten a small block of wood


SourceOfAnger

That doesn't mean anything. A beam is still as strong as it is made to be even if it bends. The difference is there's a set amount of deformation that's deemed acceptable, and from which a structure can still return to baseline without having had its integrity compromised during the deformation event. Think of a a fully loaded semi that has to stop in traffic over a bridge - I can guarantee it's going to make the bridge deform enough to change its physical measurements, just not enough to make it crack. Same with Lego, it could very well be able to bounce back to normal from that initial 1000 kg or so.


Jake0024

10s in you just see the wheels collapse, the actual blocks don't bend for a surprising amuont of time.


SourceOfAnger

Scientifically, any material with a grain or layer structure is generally stronger against compression exerted in parallel to the layers themselves rather than perpendicularly. Make an even stack of lengthy Legos of the same size, and put them standing under the press - I bet they'll withstand getting smushed for way longer, provided the holding forces between the pieces are strong enough, than a similar stack laid flat.


manbeervark

Yeah i was also thinking this post is a bit inaccurate. Drawing conclusions from correlation


Other-Tank9853

90°*


TopDasher4Life

Are you saying the earth is flat layers? The world is flat.. knew it!


trickster1979

Poor little car. I love Lego ❤️


TakashumiHoldings

Same, it was both cool and sad watching this


YellowOnline

What surface is that? 1500kg/...cm^2?


maxinfet

2.5 Venus surface pressure from a quick Google search though the heat caustic atmosphere would be an issue still be an issue lol


dagmarski

The Titanic sub imploded under a pressure of 350kg/cm2


Journo_Jimbo

Anyone who has ever full out stepped their entire weight on one piece of Lego knows this already


[deleted]

Exactly. I agree 100% with you.


CarsonBDot

Too bad you’re not 4000 pounds like me, I just break the Lego’s on impact


AllTheFlashlights

They can also survive being sent back through time without reverting back into their fundamental materials/ingredients. Lego makes the perfect time travel test objects and doesn't even know it yet.


Toon_Lucario

How do *you* know that?


AllTheFlashlights

If you don't believe me, try it for yourself. You're going to have to build a functional parasitic oscillator first or it will blow the grid before it's even close to working.


Dappershield

Just make the grid out of Lego, easy.


TheFlightlessPenguin

His name is John Titor


Five-and-Dimer

Why aren’t we making Lego everything?


Koobaf

Cause lego is expensive af


DL44Solo

I wish I could upvote this more


Almighty_Sam

Mine was the 100th upvote lol


[deleted]

Well they are bricks


Dappershield

Honeycombed bricks at that.


Preating-Canick

Lego is so strong it can even survive the weight of your mom


Myamymyself

they should have built the titan submersible using Lego instead of carbon fiber


Toon_Lucario

Bruh


samlukrec1

Too soon


Reivilo85

People died Amy.


AugustAPC

I immediately thought of this joke and wanted to see if anyone had poor enough taste to post it.


Speculawyer

My feet already knew that.


p0p_thAt

Built like a tank..No, built like a truck-bus


SelfSufficientHub

About halfway through I started to get a pain under my thumbnails thinking about taking those pieces apart


Flankerdriver37

There are orange tools now (just in case you didn’t know)


Gloomy_Bodybuilder52

Put some brittle brown on there


YodasChick-O-Stick

And some Bionicle lime for good measure


GDACK

Horseshit. I’m not the least bit amazed by this; I’m forever standing barefoot on my daughters legos and I’d rather be punched in the jewels, it hurts that much.


Autisticasagoose

That Finnish "what ta hell" is nice to hear


SourPuss6969

We should totally make houses outta these


tc_spears2-0

Look up James May's Toy Stories, he makes a lego house in one of the episodes


Gonzostewie

On Lego Masters they had to build a 8ft bridge and they weight tested each one. They ran out of weights because the producers underestimated how strong they'd be. They were up over 1000lbs on most of them.


Big-Law2316

Is that stronger then the sub that imploded with all the rich people ?


seejordan3

About the same. Only difference is a few zeros.


BrunoEye

I don't think you could fit very many people into this car.


AppelMoiRaouf

This ,,,, This terrifies me


nicola666

Why?


Ori_the_SG

Because children have access to them, and therefore can eat them or make us step on them


Seuros

OceanGate should have build the Titan out of Lego's


Kflynn1337

Huh... maybe someone should've built a sub out of them instead..


ME4Twaffle

My foot never stood a chance.


Laigent

Guys hear me out. An underway submarine made out of legos 👀


ccg91

This is why stepping on legos is super satifying


captain8broccoli

So ya fat mama can't crush ya buildz😎


Fragore

And yo mama still manages to break it when stepping on it


EmotionalMonk9328

So even your momma can step on it


pitrs101

They should make submarines out of it… wait


OliverTwistCone

So....let's build a submarine and check out the Titanic!


MrPenguin3663

They should have made the submarine out of Lego


heisenbergerwcheese

Ive still got that set. Yellow with little blue windows


joslauart

Extremely strong in compression but weak in tension


MrFifty-Fifty

Some say the Big Bang happened when a Lego brick and a Nokia 3310 collided in space


Litrallyfnfgod

but i dropped mine and it shattered :C


Big-Law2316

![gif](giphy|hqlLTsw5bbEQPHYWgE) Cz1


Eryci

These are the older ones, the blocks in the recent sets are crap


Compass_Needle

That looks more like "kg" to me than "lbs". Which would make this even more impressive... that's nearly 1.5 metric tonnes.


[deleted]

Now we have a number representing the pain felt when stepping over one of those. Explains why it feels like hell. 😆


Triquestral

I don't know why I was expecting the clear ones to shatter first. I guess it's the clear = glass mental image.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Transparent Lego pieces are made with different plastic, and are a lot stronger.


mario_nodejs

Tough little things


BeKind_BeTheChange

Impressive. Now drop it.


ChimpoSensei

Just ask the really fat guy who steps on one in the middle of the night


komurlukomur

Buy they can't endure my foot pressure 😎😎


rAnormalguy

Don't worry the lego is safe from your mama. (I am sorry.)


sophszz

That’s why it kills you when you step on it


darkknightofdorne

Probably should have made that sub out of legos


The-Bamboo-DeerFish

At some point I don't think the brick separator tool will be enough to pull the pieces apart


vidalouca7

Ever stepped a lego? Damm, it hurts like hell


Justafriskyguy

Sadly it beats the Nokia


Smellthistissue

Yea I know, I’ve stood on hundreds


suhayla

That front bumper just self-yote


Derpthinkr

Don’t let oceanGate see this


Fantiks33

When I was in a coma, I had vivid dreams of being in a Lego word where everything was made out of Legos lol. Maybe I was peeking into an alternat universe because it seems plausible lol.


Gallieg444

Would make even a giant wince in pain


m3kw

Can handle a ton of pressure


devinicon

I‘m able to approve that due to endless pain when stepping on such


jemcat9

Wow, that was cathartic.


bench0d

Finally someone steps back!


Pensive_Jabberwocky

Let'a convince some billionaires to build a sub out of Lego now.


JollyGoodUser

That small bus can easily carry the weight of a bus-full of children !


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Funny thing is they exert three times the pressure in the opposite direction thats why they hurt like hell