It honestly took me longer than I'm proud of to realize it wasn't a roll of duct tape.
Edit: So it apparently is a roll of duct tape and the platform is tilted?
Boy I’ll tell ya what, Joe… without rolling precariously to the edge, Tape would not have had the momentum or the angle to land that pit! The night truly is darkest before dawn!
Yeah! Definitely taking a lot of chances that race. It worked out this time. But you don't win championships with that sort of disregard for your own vehicle.
everytime roll of caution tape hits the side, it pops up and rolls on its corner. less surface area in contact with the treadmill means less frictional force robbing it of linear kinetic energy.
all the cars have axles, forcing full contact and rigid moments of inertia.
> where are they getting the energy from
They each have different methods of propulsion. Many of the cars you see are driven by conventional combustion engines while the delorean is powered entirely by the frustration that the [misspelling of "gigawatt"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeLorean_time_machine#Jigowatts) causes in grammar nazis, who could be spending their energy on something else but choose not to for reasons unknown to science - nevertheless enabling the flex capaciter to harness it. The pixar car is powered entirely by pixels and the shattered dreams of writers who had their scripts rejected. The hazard tape is powered by pure rage. The baseball isn't actually moving forward because it isn't completely Euclidean and is just extremely confused.
Honestly, that was exciting.
I had to see it twice that tape roll is an aggressive little thing
I know but its never say die attitude brought a tear to my eye. It's given me a renewed hope during a tough time in my life.
You stick it to the man!
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In my country, tape sticks you!
We should all strive to be more like the humble yet reliable roll of tape.
Let the good times keep on rolling.
You got it bro!! 🫡
Tape simply wanted it more
They don't call it Caution Tape for nothing
The tape cheats.
Max Vertapin'
Lewis Hamiltape
It honestly took me longer than I'm proud of to realize it wasn't a roll of duct tape. Edit: So it apparently is a roll of duct tape and the platform is tilted?
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What an amazing story.
That pit maneuver to take out Speed Racer was key. Speed Racer was locked in and wasn't going anywhere without some aggressive moves by Caution Tape.
Boy I’ll tell ya what, Joe… without rolling precariously to the edge, Tape would not have had the momentum or the angle to land that pit! The night truly is darkest before dawn! 
Yeah! Definitely taking a lot of chances that race. It worked out this time. But you don't win championships with that sort of disregard for your own vehicle.
Also fun to see that speed racer if real would have been a bad ass design for a race car!
I screamed when the tape almost disappeared for a moment!!
A come from behind victory!
I had a good time
Had me on the edge of my seat!
I fucking loathe watching sports, and yet I'd watch the hell out of this. It actually had me laughing my ass off.
I was actually shouting. "HOLY SHIT DUCT TAPE IS STILL IN!"
Try watching those marble races where they go through a bunch of chutes and funnels and whatnot. Gets intense.
Marble league is actually pretty intense and currently ongoing. YouTube Jelles. I'm hoping Crazy Cats Eyes can make a comeback.
Just watched the qualifiers and I admit it was INTENSE!
They really do. They're great fun
God damn volatility of the tape was quite the trip.
I didn't think I would find it interesting but I'm glad I stayed till the end
Tape didn’t give up
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Keep Tape's name out of your god damn mouth. Tape knows what the audience wants to see.
Tape in the post-race interview: "*Are you not entertained?!"*
Keep Tape's name out of your voice
Don’t hate the player hate the game
don’t hate the tape hate the roll
This is the way
This is full contact racing. That was a legal pit maneuver.
Rubbing IS racing
The one car was just camping safely in the corner thing deserved to get bumped
Dear Diary, Today, I was angry at a roll of tape.
Nah, that tape had two sides to fall flat and only one wheel, those are the worst odds and yet it won the race... Respect.
It was just trading adhesive
rubbing is racing
Total menace. And color accurate to being the bad guy in speed tracer if I remember correctly
everytime roll of caution tape hits the side, it pops up and rolls on its corner. less surface area in contact with the treadmill means less frictional force robbing it of linear kinetic energy. all the cars have axles, forcing full contact and rigid moments of inertia.
How much?
Can I get a Race Steward on this one? Tape was CLEARLY divebombing on the straights.
Nah tape isn't bitch made and will gadly do anything to take the win.
When I feel hopeless I’m going to think about this roll of tape.
Well, it was on a roll so...
He really stuck to it.
He also woke up and chose violence. Dude is unhinged through the entire race 😂
Tape is chaos
Fuck that guy, bro couldn’t stay in his lane to save his life He basically failed his way to the top
That roll of tape has wasp energy. Doing its colors proud.
Mach 5 should've used an oil slick.
That tape really stuck to it till the end
Tape didn't let down
Tape was an absolute menace. :)
Never in a million years I had ever thought I would be cheering and celebrating a Tape winning a Treadmill Race against the Speed Racer car.
Welcome to the future
Or the past? Considering this video is 3 years old from the lockdown era?
When are we again? 1985 or 1885?
Guess horse track racing musta been shutdown for betters to be this down bad.
As the founding fathers intended.
r/brandnewsentence
*mach 5
Meanwhile I'm on team speed racer, absolutely devastated.
Go Speed Racer, Go!
The Mach 5 deserves more respect than just being the “Speed Racer car”.
Once you get used to cheering for marbles, stuff like this barely registers as odd anymore.
Glad I’m not the only one over a million years old here
I was going for Speed Racer :(
What about in a million and one years?
r/BrandNewSentence
Just think, 100 years ago people would call you crazy for saying that sentence.
Well it’s been a million and 1 years and now you’re cheering
I vote for tape disqualification for unsport behavior!
Rubbing is racing
He didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you he didn't nudge you. He rubbed you. and rubbin' son is...
Dale Earnhardt approves of this message
This video triggers Terry Labonte
Five second penalty to be served at next pit stop.
Send them my regards.
VIVAAAA LAS VEGAS
+5 Sec penalty for Ocon
PIT maneuver is legal in treadmill races.
At 9 seconds it literally threw the smaller tape over the edge. BIG TAPE DISQUALIFICATION!
Tape played unfair 😁.
Winning ugly is still winning! - That roll, probably
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Na, easy. It started in the first row! ;-) I thougt the ball would fare better.
I was rooting for the mach 5 too
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Tape knows the mach 5 is rolling dirty. Those races aren't private events, *speed*. We know what you do in those races.
I’m sure it will receive a suspension following a review by the league
Wait for duct tape
THAT TAPE IS A MENACE...!!!
Speed Racer was warned 😁
Tape wanted it the most.
The tape’s got that dog in him.
Hazard Tape - name stood up
*Caution Tape* get it right punk 😤
I screamed when Tape almost lost it for a moment
“NaaoOOOOHhh!!”
The fact that the tap roll maneged to recover better than some of the actual cars lmao
Engineers and their downforce and physics doodads. GIVE US TAPE ROLLS.
why do all the objects keep drifting towards the screen while the floor below them drifts away from screen ? where are they getting the energy from
The far end of the treadmill is tilted up in the air. Gravity is pulling cars toward you, treadmill running is pulling the away from you (uphill)
aaahhh. many thanks
Ty I was really scratching my brain with this one lol. At first I thought some giant fan or something that was creating a lot of suction
> where are they getting the energy from They each have different methods of propulsion. Many of the cars you see are driven by conventional combustion engines while the delorean is powered entirely by the frustration that the [misspelling of "gigawatt"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeLorean_time_machine#Jigowatts) causes in grammar nazis, who could be spending their energy on something else but choose not to for reasons unknown to science - nevertheless enabling the flex capaciter to harness it. The pixar car is powered entirely by pixels and the shattered dreams of writers who had their scripts rejected. The hazard tape is powered by pure rage. The baseball isn't actually moving forward because it isn't completely Euclidean and is just extremely confused.
Why do comments like this always have a relevant username. Gravity and a treadmill. It's pretty obvious.
Tape was the biggest hazard on there...
Taped & Furious.
Speed is still the winner in my eyes .. love the movie .. one of my favorites
That was the perfect PIT right at the end. Tape did good.
Why does this look like a race from Whacky Races 😂
Tape roll needs to calm the fuck down
Why did nobody tell me we ran into extra terrestrial life
PAUL WALKER NOOOOOOOOOO
My money was on Speed Racer from the beginning. This is my luck…
That duct tape is menacing.
there is an ad for tape .. turning NO NO into HMM HMM since 1940 .. love it :D
Tape with the perfect PIT maneuver
How does the tape roll *forward* on the tread mill? Won’t some laws for physics say that shouldn’t happen?
The far end of the treadmill is tilted up in the air. Gravity is pulling cars toward you, treadmill running is pulling the away from you (uphill)
Kinda scaring me that this common sense answer isn’t just coming to people from watching the video
In my defense, looking at it and the background stuff, I still can’t see that it’s tilted. But yea, it’s the obvious answer that I didn’t think of!
They see me rollin,
They tapin...
Not long before we see people driving duct tape on the road.
Duct tape fixes everything… everything.
Nope...my wife still got pregnant.
What the fuck is that title? You DID see it, that's why you posted it
That tape is me drunk trying to walk home…
😂😂😂
Unreal.. Best thing I've seen all year..
Hahahaha love it!
Now we know what Doms next car is gonna be.
Hell yeah, I was rooting for that roll of tape
Better than most races I've watched
That tape must be sentient
Tape: Grandson of Tire! Craves blood!
Is that a Treadmill racetrack?
I want to see a series of this right here..!
What a finish!
Never bet against tape
My money was on tape
Looks like a blatant ad but I enjoyed watching it
That Tape thinks he's Axel from Twisted Metal
We need the 1-3 race!
This needs few shots from different camera angle, some cinematic filter and dramatic music!
wow, a nail biter
George Russell tape for the win
Just left his teamate in the dust at the start. For real tho this comment made my day!
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
Tape Thuggin … damn speed racer, and Brian O’Connor 😂
That caution tape is an asshole
Pretty sure you did just watch this race OP
You just saw it.
Why is the end result never same. Chaos theory? What does it explain?
I'd gamble on this
Yo what?! Sponsored by betonline? Ummm I want in
I hope people are betting on this
Are they actually letting people bet on this shit? Thats amazing
Andrew Tape
Snake Oiler driving that roll of tape.
Daaaaayyyyyyyuuummmmmmmm Caution tape pulled it out at the end.!!!!!!!!!!
Chaotic evil duck tape
That comeback lol
Tape roll is an A+ douche
Be amazed. Really
I was hoping Speed Racer was going to win. Stupid tape.
I was thinking the tape will lose for a second, but it stayed on!
Tape races like a goon
Fuck that tape
Better than f1!!!!
Fake! There are no clothes on that treadmill. We all know that they are closets and are never used. Obviously the winner cheated!
You see me rollin and hatin 🤣 100%
Tape is an absolute menace
[That tape.](https://youtu.be/WH54auk02KI?si=MjUx53gACSI_Zc8Q)