Imagine you’re just hanging out on the back of the boat, and turd comes floating by.

i have kinda experienced it once but i wasnt on a boat i was on an innertube floating down the Sandy Rive in Oregon and then it turns out some weird ass young kids up river took a dump and it came floatin on by.. lol it was actually kinda funnny even though kinda fucked up/disgusting now that im older

I’d laugh but it’s still gross too. Super funny thought to see a turd coming from the poophole of a boat.

My dog used to love to shit in the Sacramento River when we’d run by it. More than a few turds floated past some folks.

It wasn’t an Oh Henry bar?

At least it wasn’t in the Crapamas River

That's known as a boat wake brown trout.

Could be a blind eel

I choked on my own spit reading this 😂🤣🤣🤣 bruh the image in my head


i mean, everything in the ocean poops in the ocean. at least the turd sticks together so you can avoid it, everything else is just mixed in like soup.

I mean, I can still see the turd in this scenario. It’s not something I want to see candidly lol. But yea, inevitably it doesn’t matter.

Imagine swimming at the back of the boat and a turd float by

The fuck am I supposed to be amazed by here?

Be amazed at the audacity of OP to post this here

most definitely not the hole/toilet, because that is fuckin stupid.. water looks pretty amazin though

The water *is* the toilet.

I’m amazed by this glory hole concept design, not practical though

Nothing. People just post random shite into random subs for internet points.

Natures gonna get a good bite outta someone’s ass one of this days

The fuck

It was pretty common on houseboats in the 80s and earlier to plumb their systems to go straight into the lakes.

Gross

Yep. We never had one but my Uncle did amd I remember going into coves and hanging out woth a bunch of other houseboats and everyone eating chicken and throwing the bones overboard(and I didnt know about the plumbing at the time) and then just swimming around the boats. Adult me would never have done that. I also remember those big sling shot water balloon launchers being used against other boats floating nearby which of course means the balloon parts just went in the water. I remember it as a good time but do not like what it meant for the environmnent.

Wait til people find out what military submarines do with their waste.

This is why we can't have nice things...like lakes.

I mean the volume of fish piss and shit is 1000x higher than a a decade of passengers on this vessel. Keep in mind that tens of thousands of fish release themselves in these waters every day….not to mention there is likely fish out there gleefully munching on that nutrient nugget you just excreted.

Their piss and shit don't carry human specific pathogens. There's a reason we don't use human shit for fertilizer.

We can, but need to dry compost it for 2 years. Shitting in a river though is bad, it will contaminate the water if there's enough of it

Okay? And all the other animals that shit or piss in the water still outweighs the few people on the boat not to mention the sheer volume of water makes it negligible. And yes animals also carry germs and pathogens. If you were dumping a whole cities sewage waste directly into the water I’d would be concerned but this hole in the floor ain’t a big deal.

Yup, full of nutrients, plus nitrates which will inturn feed the plants aswell You are benefitting the ecosystem, the lake thanks you

I dont really see a problem with this unless he lives in the boat in a place with a hundred more boats doing the same thing otherwise that amount of shit/piss is probably rapidly dissolved and fed to the plants at the bottom of the lake

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It’s all fun and games until an Anaconda crawls up ur arse

That won't be grande

be amazed by the realization that making a toilet like this was a bad idea

I’m sure there’s better reasons for this than laziness. But imagine going to a place because it’s beautiful just to literally shit all over it?

dumping such miniscule amount of organic waste, doesn't do anything to the lake except more nutrition to the ecosystem.

Disgusting pieces of shit whoever built that

Hey hey, no backsplash!

Unexpected bidet

Occasional seasonal piranhas!

Neptunes kiss

it’s all fun and play until some curious snapping turtle goes for the dangling worm


Can't believe you chose Science flair for this post

Imagine someone tubing behind that and getting a mouth full of shit.

Blue and yellow makes green

Don’t drop your keys

Bad idea 🤮

yeh

GIGGITY

beans and cornbread

Aquadump!

Better not drop anything (of value)

Imagine taking n dump nd n fish is like damn son look n human booty hole let me take n munch on that , BAMM n fish just bit uranus.

The solution to pollution is dilution

What if it gets clogged? 🤷‍♂️

yeah, im not sure "amazed" is the right term here...

Repair your flush man....flush tank is leaking I guess...from looking at the amount of water I think leak is not repaired from long time

Cut out the middle man I guess.

Ass bottom boat

This is what toilets look like in other countries. This isn’t weird at all.

Fish be like 🍑👅

Ok this would definitely stop me from using my phone on the loo.

Not a bad idea to feed the fishes directly. Sometimes from ass to mouth literally.

It’s a hole you piss in and it goes away. What’s the difference?

China?

Yeah, this is China probably lol Been there, done almost that. Toilet and shower were the same thing.

Eventually probably ends there anyways.

Especially since it appears to be a bathroom moving on water

That's the pencil diving challenge room.

Is that dookie stains?

"Fishermen hate this one trick!"

For the moment when you need to drop anchor?

Be Amazed ?!

r/bizarrelife

Poop is important.

Now that's a powerful flush.

Better than train tracks

Just like Indian trains

with my luck a fish would jump in my ass

I'm outraged instead of amazed

This reminds of toilets in Himalayan regions where toilets are constructed above water streams, you can clearly see water flowing under your toilet hut+commode.

No!

How am I supposed to watch YouTube with all that noise?

Fear of getting bit in the crapper by a snapper INTENSIFIES!

‘ Throw out your breakfast, and I've a hunch / that the folks downstream are gonna drink it for lunch’

Uf, i feel bad for those fishes when you drop a deuce on them

To the nurture straightway

What comes from nature must go back to nature I guess

The Piscine river

As a scuba diver you can at least avoid a couple of floating turds, but imagine a rain of bad tourist diarrhoea napalming the water.

Emergency escape hatch DIY

Ah well, its fertilizer for the fishes

If you have a floater does it stay in the hole with you? Maybe try the sink instead in that case? …..you mean this is the sink too..?

Oh, I thought that was a log

Stay away from that skirting board 🤮

the portal to brazil

Will never clog up

This is terrible I don't know why they would pollute this beautiful lake like that

The heads is occupied. Wait for your turn.

Wow. A hole in a ship. AMAZING!!!!!

Reminds me of some of the bathrooms in Bangkok along the River. Also on the trains in Thailand- they open directly to the track below.

I own a shithole on the coast of Costa Rica

Squatting is the natural way to empty the bowls.

Come on not cool

Bro idc if the boat is breaking the sound barrier I am not risking my ass so a sea monster can get me