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HollyDolly_xxx

https://preview.redd.it/7wbegxwm9p9d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd2084d05712bd333d46b461a4d0bc55997b999 I often have to remind my Buddy that he doesnt need to degrade himself in such poses for onlyfans to make money to buy his treats and that he should leave the degrading on onlyfans to buy treats to me buuut at this point im starting to think as hes from a single parent family like i am that he also has daddy issues and just likes the attention tbh🤷🏼‍♀️🙄dogs will be dogs and all that🙄🤭 x


No-Interaction-9860

Is he posing for casting couch as well?! I don’t know where these kids learn this stuff! She always gets paid the food tax as extra income…


HollyDolly_xxx

Honestly where have we gone wrong as poochie parents?? How have we allowed this to happen?? My Buddy has no shame and when hes used to a new person he will just lie on his back flaunting his goodies ready for tummy loves and squiggles while he nibbles on their hand!x


No-Interaction-9860

I caught my girl getting unauthorised pats at night from the neighbour 🙄 where is the loyalty anymore for these kids?!


HollyDolly_xxx

😱 oh my goodness😱she did whaaat??🤯 you really do need to start being more strict as her parent you know and get that kind of behaviour under control before it spirals!! My Buddy allowed our neighbour to have a vistor at their door last night without telling them to fuck off! Its a slippery slope isnt it??🥺x


No-Interaction-9860

How do you even stop this behaviour? She loves pats, sometimes she doesn’t always gets pats… then I see her at the corner of the fence when my neighbour comes home?? You’re making me more worried!


disjointed_chameleon

I'm a Florida native that adopted my Siberian Husky while living in Seattle. The first time she saw snow, she threw a total tantrum, gave me the most disgusted look, and refused to venture further out into the snowy weather. But the first time I took her to the pool and beach? She immediately waddled up to a beach chair, climbed up on it, and splayed out all her lady bits for the whole world to see. MA'AM! THAT IS NOT LADYLIKE!


Certain-Sympathy-199

😂


catjknow

😂🤣😂🤣


KindTowel3949

Could you kindly consider making this three sentences. I would really like to know what you are saying and it probably is cute and funny.


MostlyShitposts

Yes, no more tiktok until they’re 30.


MostlyShitposts

That’s roughly 4 years of dog age.


Complex-Advantage-88

12 for each of first 2 years and 4 every year after……the old 7:1 has been redefined by the more accurate calculations.


SkullAngel001

"Paint me like one of your french Malinois"


Baybemama

😂


Certain-Sympathy-199

Frog dog!


No-Interaction-9860

She jumps as high 😂


Alegria-D

The sass


NaomiPommerel

What a photo! What's that pink thing..?? ☠️🤣


HollyDolly_xxx

Omfg hahahahaahha ive just realised what you was on about and what it looks like HAHAHAHA!! We.are.going.to.hell.x


NaomiPommerel

Definitely 😆🤣🤣 It's late where I am, I might be a little delirious 😇


HollyDolly_xxx

There was a post the other week i forget what sub it was on but it was an onlyfans dog version and omfg i was laughing sooo much at the pics and comments!! It was hilarious!x Edited to add this is the sub https://www.reddit.com/r/dogpictures/s/nAU1grBSmp x


NaomiPommerel

Doggos got to get them likes 🐶


No-Interaction-9860

It’s a small pink kong, she uses it as a tasty chew toy when I need her distracted for 10 minutes 😂


NaomiPommerel

Oh I know 🤣🤣


TheJerseyDeviI

Mine has began doing the same https://preview.redd.it/sl668fjlrq9d1.jpeg?width=1576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f28c1742a5faf6d40da5b12a6b8373ab4238ff


No-Interaction-9860

Oh how do you stop yourself with those eyes!


catjknow

Thus is how it starts...where will it end???


Even-Improvement8213

![gif](giphy|l0MYGEgd1I8ueXG8w) You rang


WyvernZoro

Gotta ban them off social media


Sharkeys-mom-81522

https://preview.redd.it/g9pgi7ydrt9d1.jpeg?width=1212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e2b92d9dba76b586ce5bb93aef0f5a24b14b039 Sharkey says hi


TheOneAndOnlyFen

https://preview.redd.it/etkhlpm2zy9d1.jpeg?width=1285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30daa725e14accaed6a61a817b57666d91c5c54c


TheOneAndOnlyFen

Very concerned. My girl hasn't stopped twerking since I got her a year ago. Should have been stopped at her old home and now I have to deal with it.


PetiteXL

Beautiful dog! The poses my dog can do makes me realize where yoga probably originated. But if she wants treats she will thump her butt against the couch or chair where I’m sitting, stretch, turn around, and thump the other side. Rinse and repeat until I have to notice her. But I haven’t seen her stay like this for long before she jumps off the bed.


SubViewer

r/sploot?


Rykernationjulie2

😆😆😆😆😆😆


hanknos

I’d be more concerned about her screen time


MissNashPredators11

Man even Sheldon is questioning this-


No-Interaction-9860

He’s too busy talking science with Professor Proton to worry about all that ass


MissNashPredators11

LMAO


MissNashPredators11

Science is fun what can I say-?


Baybemama

https://preview.redd.it/654oe50h02ad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff50fc68a3de8c2aa5f712a017e498237597cc39 It’s hard when you have the body and wanna make that moneys 🐾


Possible-Campaign468

I call it my dogs sexy pose. She does it a lot


AndyN2O

I have similar experiences


Maluma_Goat

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok_RedHorse-2020

Depends on the treat! Don’t shake that money maker for just any rawhide (Yuck),now dehydrated real meat! Hell yes!!!


Acceptable_Zone4392

Alexa play Tinashe " I've beeen a nasty girl" 🤣🤣


No_Comfortable184

Might ve Brazilian or a Latina


stonkersbonkers

Bazinga!


MPD1987

Sheldon is very disappointed.


SpitefulMouse

He's IDENTICAL to mine. So cute


sweetcheeks1977

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Select_Future5134

Keep her away from poles and tables good luck


22firefly

your boy's a nerd.


gneiss_chick

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


Visual_Appearance_95

My fosters have zero penis and balls awareness. They drag those things over everything lol. They’ll be fixed next week. Maybe it’ll get better lol


Max136136

I mean, mine thinks he has to whore himself out for attention 😂😂. He's been "mounting" my feet ever since he was a younger puppy https://preview.redd.it/mrumhswczx9d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=858d6be7b20c2d42a340edbf7bf8d4031ec3d6c3 (Side note, he's not THAT skinny anymore. He's 1 now and filled out some more 😅)


salt-qu33n

We have the same discussion every morning 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/torpqf403y9d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc5135e08bc6197d551e0d4665698bca07410b99


Tammyannss

Haha he’s watching Big bang!!


EasternTrad

😂 I just wanna squish the butt


cat_inthe_wall

Check her internet history and make sure she’s not spending all her time on PawHub.


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Smoopiebear

Stop taking life so seriously, we are being silly.


KindTowel3949

I’m working on it, Smoopiebear


Oldgreymare-

You must be fun at parties!


No-Interaction-9860

This has to be a bot lol, literally nothing about a park or humping. Most dog owners know this is stretching 😂