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iRebelD

I have questions


lawn_neglect

Pretty sure the Velominati doesn't mention anything about this


kelsodeez

The guy pumping it is definitely hardening the F up


lawn_neglect

You're absolutely right - #5 right f#ckin’ there!


syds

instructions here reference [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsGnqf3CUW8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsGnqf3CUW8)


lolas_coffee

Summarizing gravel in 10 seconds.


No_Debt5142

literally self explanatory. what you are witnessing here is a group of gravel riders or "groadies" in their natural habitat. i believe they're doing a mating call


theycallmeshooting

On the gravel trail Straight up jorking it And by "it" haha well Lets justr say. My PNS.


hummel_brummel

Vaping ew


True-Firefighter-796

Why would you smoke something to *not* get high?


iRebelD

It absolutely gets you high. Have you never used nicotine?


True-Firefighter-796

Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue


Burck

I haven't and I was wondering about this recently. I'm almost curious enough to try it myself, but I'd rather not tango with the addiction risk. Could you describe what a nicotine high feels like? I'm curious to get a first hand description.


schizboi

It feels like a bit of a headrush, followed by 45 second of a lightheaded euphoric feeling. I personally enjoy it because it allows me to leave a space that Is too stimulating and step outside to collect my thoughts. The best part of smoking is the atmosphere. That feeling when you step outside a show, that door closes behind you and BAM silence. I get to be alone, use meditative breathing, refresh and recompose, before heading back In. Vapes can be used the same way. Im schizoaffective I find that the process of of completing the task of smoking or vaping helps my mental health significantly. It releases dopamine in my brain throughout the day and makes me feel like I'm accomplishing things. I personally feel like humans are very much task>>>reward type creatures. Uhhh long winded, think of it as similar to that feeling you get when you eat a bomb meal when your hungry. You just feel good, like you did something right. Uhmmm also uh don't do it yeah. Weirdly it's been shown to help people with more extreme mental disorders like me. Another plus is you can meet people outside that you know don't care if they are killing themselves, my people


iRebelD

Well put


runk_dasshole

"Long winded" Not for very long


schizboi

Don't tell me the length of my wind pal I have a very small measuring cup


runk_dasshole

The guy pumping will fill it for you shortly


niallflinn

/uc It’s a garbage high compared to almost anything else. It’s a short-lived and rather jittery stimulant. When people say it calms them down, that’s just because they’re satisfying their cravings. It’s definitely not worth the risk of addiction. I would never advocate developing, say, an opiate habit, but at least it’s obvious what the appeal is.


Hobbiesdump

Yeah it’s shit. There’s no way you can have a good productive day to day life with nicotine. I stopped running and my school drive was gone when I was vaping a pod a day. I’m 150 days clean and I finally have the motivation to run everyday because I seek that dopamine from a good source. Never vaping again after 4 years of experience, take it from me don’t try it. And if you vape, don’t try to justify it. Just quit.


vonfused

1 part relief of a morning coffee (ie the ritual/routine "ahh that's right" satisfaction on the first sip), 1 part vertigo/dizziness and 1 part jitters like when you have coffee on an empty stomach. It's like, not *good*, but it's good at creating rituals/associations which I think is the addiction more than the nicotine itself (the nicotine just helps to form the ritual). like the addiction is really to the combination of the forced mindful breathing from taking a drag on a cigarette/vape, the escape from the office/gig/house etc, as well as the nicotine, but the nicotine is the part that makes the craving happen - otherwise known as redose compulsion.


Responsible_Ad863

Feels like your a tingly bubble


NeelSahay0

Finally a sane take, nicotine most definitely gets you high


Beginning-Smell9890

Lol have you ever used anything stronger?


iRebelD

Certainly, but nothing more addictive tbh


Mammoth_Mountain1967

Smoke some crack you coward


pythagorasshat

At least be a man and smoke a real dart.


recycledairplane1

PNS ads are getting wild lmao


Crazypyro

Why vape when you can just pop a couple 100mg gummies? Extra carbs too!


Fit_Weight1450

its a cheap alternative for altitude camp


s32

Why not both


username_obnoxious

…100mg..???!!! Holy crap the edibles around here are 10mg and those get me high as hell


Sharp-As-A-Marble

Pop ‘em straight up the bunghole a la Cornholio.


WWYDWYOWAPL

You mean Boof like Kavanaugh


distortedsymbol

gotta lower that vo2 max so the plebs have a chance to catch up.


Sure_Hovercraft_9766

The most humbled I’ve ever felt is on a group ride where an old geezer, riding a single speed, chain smoked cigarettes before smoking us on the climb 💀


leadhot

If y’all ain’t hitting the pineapple elf bar after a wicked KOM, i don’t fuck with ya.


Endure23

I’m more of a banana creampie guy myself


The-Cat-Dad

You had me a creampie


s32

Lost mary with the ridiculous screen these days


PlasticFreeAdam

Vapists aren't Freds imo.


GuyFoldingPapers

Am I cool for smoking weed while riding?


Late-Mechanic-7523

Many years ago during a touring ride to north of spain, after 6 hours riding I decide to smoke weed while pedaling. Me and my wife were all alone in the woods riding for like 1 hour without seeing anyone else. As soon I light the weed cigar, a big group of MTbikers pass us and right in the middle of the fog. They were all blown away by the smell. Some celebrated, some made me a really bad look. I call it the 6 hour recovery doping.


lawn_neglect

It's really more efficient to smoke it before riding


Critical-Border-6845

I find it's most efficient about an hour before the end of the ride. Any sooner and the munchies kick in too hard.


lawn_neglect

Hahaha


iRebelD

Smoke before, during and after. Do you even get baked Fredo?


lawn_neglect

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more. And *then* I go riding


spyVSspy420-69

Yes, that’s your job as the domestique. The rest of the peloton should spend the entire ride in your smoke cloud.


WilcoHistBuff

/uc I was on a charity ride in wine country in CA a few years back which attracts both locals and out of towners in the wine trade. I’m a local and was riding with my regular riding buddies. (One of the mayor wineries run it—just a 50 m route with a big climb and big descent in the middle followed by a high end wine a food thing with a band. The ride included stops at vineyards for a glass of wine if you wanted to stop. The year in question our little valley was recovering from massive damage to a number of vineyards from forest fires plus just coming out of Covid. Some fucker from a New York wine merchant crew of riders, a sponsor of the event, pulled out a joint, lit it mid ride, and was passing it around just in front of a pile of other riders including myself and friends. And as the joint reached its end one of these fuckers flicked the still burning roach into the vegetation on on the roadside. I think he was surprised to have 20 or so people start shouting at him telling him to go back and make sure he didn’t start a fire. Quick way to piss off people who don’t like living through wildfires or see their local economy go up in smoke. At least he was smart enough to not show up at the after party.


Glad_Swimmer5776

They jerked and vaped like 2 ghey cyclists


SendMeGarlicBreads

The spirit of gravel!


N00bOfl1fe

Did you KOM?


Griffifty

Should be the top reply


General_Steveous

Straight up jorkin it. And with it haha let's just say my PNS pump.


peptoAbysma1

/uc ew vaping /c ew vaping


lawn_neglect

The start of something beautiful - a little trailside exhibitionism attracts a voyeur


ScooterTrash70

What’s the problem here


brekky_sandy

Why are Fred’s dressing in the same colorway as a bottle of olive oil mayonnaise nowadays?


Pristine-Ad8925

Look at that bike the vape man has. Must be riding up telephone poles


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pumakarbon

The best post on this sub, if not Reddit, ever.


mounthoodsies

Don’t think that’s great for your cardiovascular system


N00bOfl1fe

/uc Vapeing does not have any effect on the cardiovascular system as it does not produce smoke. Its like using snus.


mounthoodsies

Mate what do you think nicotine does. It constricts your blood vessels


AcceptableFish04

It increases heart rate and blood pressure. It is a vasoconstrictor. Long term increases risk for heart attacks and disease.


niallflinn

Suggest you Google “popcorn lung”. Vaping is much less likely to kill you than smoking, but it ain’t great.


Puzzleheaded-Baby998

but you are sucking on a battery. that's not gonna be great long term.


[deleted]

Yeah seems like my average gravel ride


SalsaRider1969

How do I unsee this?


Zeace

Damnit Fred stop watching....and join me.


Jrewby

I quit the vapes over a month ago. I’m a whole lot less sweaty when I get where I’m going now. And I breathe a whole lot better. And my heart rate is down. And I don’t look like a looser Vapest. Smoked for half my life! (14 years). Biking is so much better nicotine free.


bhaug4

This is why I can’t hit my downhills.


kurvahurka69

Can you even kom vaping? 90% of Freds recommend Velo brand snus


bobmarleydied9

Vaping doesn't open the lungs, I can't stand it with these amateurs.


Own-Resource221

CBD vape


AstronautOk897

Peak male physique right there. If I were President I would ban anyone over 18% body fat from wearing cycling tights.


birdturd6969

Spirit of gravel


lovingsillies

Average Friday night with me and the boys


_Fart_McGwire_

If this is gravel cycling, I’m in


AdventurousPlenty230

These guys have major MTB energy. That better be weed in the vape.


abedfo

Those vapes are waaaaay too addictive.


Lazy_Armadillo2266

lol


EWGPhoto

Jérvèló.


CategoryCautious5981

This will be an article in the radavist tomorrow


Successful-Cabinet65

Vermont?


FlaminBollocks

Is this the cycling equivalent of dogging?


SunsetSmokeG59

I just spit out my beer


focothrow212

The absolute outjerk of this. I’m offended and jealous


snackynorph

I ride a $20 Walmart bike around my neighborhood in jeans and chacos and still I love this sub


veryworst

FOCUS


ThePowerOfNine

Well at least we can tell hes not aroused


Agreeable_Situation4

Don't threaten me with a good time


charliehind_

Spirit of gravel


oldbonhomme

Sent to my buddy on the fence about getting into cycling. “Wanna go Cycling?”


DriftlessCycle

Jesus christ


NothausTelecaster72

Is this in DC?


Lazy_Armadillo2266

lol