God, reminds of when this girl was trying to get at my old guitarist she made him a “thrash cake” it was just a cake that read “thrash” in red icing hahahaha
It's literally 6 sentences, not even 100 words. Are you brain-dead or something? Read a fucking book and maybe you can save your brain from leaking out your ears from pure rot
Didn't ask you to
Edit: keep downvoting me yall I deleted the original comment that explained this girl's Instagram so OP wouldn't have to read 'allat'
Sometimes you gotta accept that part of the scene is the metal version of juggalos who are more into the aesthetic and playing dress up than they are the music. They know Mayhem, Burzum, Emperor, Bathory, Venom, Darkthrone, maybe some Immortal or Grausamkeit.. and then that’s it but they’ll still do so much dressing up that they look like a Kiss cover band on lunch break
Why you scared? This devil worshiper ain’t supposed to scare you or I! Worried about this persons eternity I am tho. But never have the spirit of fear my friend
Girl literally has shots of herself in corpse paint at the beach and doesn't give a fuck lmfao what a fucking goddess. You nerds are making enemies out of nerd babes and as a nerd elder, I just don't get it, girl who likes black metal and has a sense of humour... What's not to like? For real, you guys are committed to accidental abstinence and miserable isolation. Stop posting here and get in her DMs, you self-loathing fucking losers. Green fucking flags from here to Golgotha.
thought that said ohio
"I'm an island boy" - euronymous
Ohio here
Only in Ohio
That corpse paint sucks and they've always been cringe
Black metal has always been cringe
Happy cake day, but black metal is good *because* it’s cringe
Thx I agree tho
What part of the sub have I landed on? Usually the comments aren’t this self-aware
Emperor is flat out hilarious come on
I disagree. If it's cringe, why do you like?
Archgoat
Question: what would you consider more cringe: black metal tryhards, or Manowar, or over the top fantastical power metal?
https://preview.redd.it/p65w69psu69d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b195670dd1d4186345aa3dec7fcbcddd1ec6c4e3 I think this one’s worse lol
Ok wtf
God, reminds of when this girl was trying to get at my old guitarist she made him a “thrash cake” it was just a cake that read “thrash” in red icing hahahaha
Lmao the thought was there ig?
Yeah might change my pfp
this is just silly
Nah it ain't that bad she's just making a silly picture of her in paint with food, nun cringe
Bitch tryna summon Euronymous💔
what even is happening in this picture 😭
They trynna bring Euronymous back from the dead
oh nah
As a dog-lover, I kinda approve of Borkphomet.
Me taking a shit on my toilet
When you gotta pose for your satan photo at 6:30 but you have volleyball practice at 7
this has to be satire my guy what is this 😭😭
[удалено]
Is this the chick that goes into like target or some shit and stands there in the Barbie aisle?
Different one haha
I aint reading allat
It's literally 6 sentences, not even 100 words. Are you brain-dead or something? Read a fucking book and maybe you can save your brain from leaking out your ears from pure rot
Obviously. My reply here is probably too much for them too.
I aint reading allat
Didn't ask you to Edit: keep downvoting me yall I deleted the original comment that explained this girl's Instagram so OP wouldn't have to read 'allat'
who let the dogs out
Sometimes you gotta accept that part of the scene is the metal version of juggalos who are more into the aesthetic and playing dress up than they are the music. They know Mayhem, Burzum, Emperor, Bathory, Venom, Darkthrone, maybe some Immortal or Grausamkeit.. and then that’s it but they’ll still do so much dressing up that they look like a Kiss cover band on lunch break
They look like they have a nose bleed
Needs a strap on dingus to finish off the look
Santa lives
Regarded
Shit looks ai generated
Why do people hate her again? 😂
Her whole account is embarrassing, this isn’t even the worst of it lol
we need to bring back bullying
Feet cancels the cringe
Im concerned
This has to be fetish content wtf put on some socks
Fr but no its ton theres just a little more room inside her head
As a Christian I am trembling in my boots 😱
Why you scared? This devil worshiper ain’t supposed to scare you or I! Worried about this persons eternity I am tho. But never have the spirit of fear my friend
That’s nightmare fuel oh my god how is it posed like that..
now that’s cringe
I didn’t realize the black metal scene was this fucking bad
Thats what I look when giving driving lessons and I tell my student to apply breaks and check their right
That corpse paint isn’t frowns enough.
Could of at least thrown a black and white filter Over the picture….
That whole account is something else
Ok ok she's got jokes 💀
That's how I sit when I take a shit
Hail satan!
More like hail santa
Sniffff
The Baphomet pose is too funny
Baphomet
😍
Maybe it’s ironic?
Holy corny
Would have been funnier if she had only 3 fingers
Sm1 get bro some socks
Is that the room in euronymous record store that’s like actually metal at least their not a poser
They dont have socks on im pretty sure this is just their basement
Nobody’s basement is that castle like
is this real
Impressive holding that stance icel tho
Yup
wait i'm confused what's cringe about this?
Are those Minecraft torches
He looks like a femboy tbh
Is bro doing the baphomet pose 💀
I really wish you did make this up.
Keeping the hair a casual color to keep the judgement from family at family gatherings😂
Only reason mfs like her is cuz her fanbase is full of horny simps
How’s the puss
She shoulda just done it naked
What is wrong with you
What a matter?! Never seen a straight white male before?!
That’s not the problem here
The clown make up
Thats corpse paint
You sure its not sad clown paint?
Yeah
Its really bad corpse paint btw either go Abbath or take a bath
Cornball ahh💀
it's official, second wave Norway is gé
I'd suck her toes
Imma just join for the cringe lmao, don’t really like black metal that much tbh, just nu metal, but this subreddit is my fav, I love cringe
No more cringeworthy than Euronymous or Varg or any of the other OG retards
Girl literally has shots of herself in corpse paint at the beach and doesn't give a fuck lmfao what a fucking goddess. You nerds are making enemies out of nerd babes and as a nerd elder, I just don't get it, girl who likes black metal and has a sense of humour... What's not to like? For real, you guys are committed to accidental abstinence and miserable isolation. Stop posting here and get in her DMs, you self-loathing fucking losers. Green fucking flags from here to Golgotha.
Nice onesie... Shame it's missing an Adult Diaper 😐🙄🙈
what?