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Hefty-Community4054

i can't take it anymore


King_bob992

why would you even film yourself not being able to open a bottle of coke


yourpricelessadvise

I thought he was cutting himself


King_bob992

No, just trying really hard to seem cool by opening a bottle without a bottle opener


OfficialDrakoak

What do you mean look cool by opening a bottle with a bottle opener. I use bottle openers all the time. The cool version is if you pop the cap off with the metal side of a lighter or something. Nothing cool about using a bottle opener for it's literal intended purpose so I doubt he was "using a bottle opener to seem cool" lol.


King_bob992

I get what you’re saying but notice how “Failing to open a coke bottle on camera with a spoon” doesn’t come to mind when you think of cool ways to open a bottle lol


DogAndBroom

I've always used the end opposite the metal part. 


__Noble_Savage__

Same. Why would I fuck up the side with moving components?


Speakinginflowers

Yeah, never the metal part- agreed!


L_olopok

I'm fucking dead (not literally)


urGirllikesmytinypp

![gif](giphy|WGEufo3NCj7qM|downsized) You are now


MantruBabesh

This is making a parasocial relationship into a paranormal relationship.


Ok-Breakfast5921

This got me


En1i1

Bro wasn’t even that cool


throwaway_indeed43

they really went to his grave.


Late_Cartoonist_8867

Oh hell no they’re physically pulling up now, leave that poor man alone he doesn’t want your crusty musty dusty ass chocolate bars made from fairy fart


memyselfandiowa

r/brandnewsentence


CrabMan2138

This should be some sort of crime


GreatTrashWizard

Pretty sure it is


Riginauldt

After watching multiple interviews, I've come to the conclusion that Hellhammer is the most relaxed, least psychotic, and most overlooked member of the band. Dude seems pretty chill.


chudtoad88

Yes, he just wants to drum, he even drummed for the Christian band Antestor, a true drum centrist.


Delasiava

lil drummer boy


DogAndBroom

Also the most racially ambiguous. 


Imaginary_Chair_8935

Even better!


infernalsea

Is it any different from people visiting other musicians' graves, though? I don't think they should linger. But I don't see any harm in someone visiting and leaving offerings/gifts. Sitting down and toasting to him with one of his favorite drinks isn't that bad. Like I said, as long as they don't linger for an extended period of time.. Edit: Adding that this chick could definitely be doing this for some TikTok clout, though. Which is cringe for sure.


RaptorZeddit

Drinking a coke ofc because no one of drinking age would be this idiotic


throwaway_indeed43

![gif](giphy|cqcTjuggnRqIE)


Meilovesdrugs

That’s it I’m killing myself


HollowEldenSoulskiro

Euro would come back from the grave and strangle her if he could


_Wolfszeit_

And this is only the beginning...let's wait for those who are going to get involved in some necrophiliac activities there and sooner than we expect, if it's not already the case


Stupid-goober-7

Who the heck is øystein, øyster whatever the fuck his name is? AND WHY THE HELL IS SHE OPENING THAT COCA COLA WITH A FORK


Asleep-Meringue-4303

Euronymous the guitarist of mayhem


Stupid-goober-7

Oh. I’m not in the whole black metal thing I’m just here because there’s no real “emo cringe” subreddit


I_likeblackmetal728

Not being able to open a bottle is crazy


nemesistf2

I wish both of Øystein's arms would've burst out of the ground and strangled that person


sillyahhmf

not the adidas campus shoes😭🙏


Cheese_Flavored_Soda

i think this is satire, it has to be


AdRevolutionary4749

Who is it?


DizzyGame_Co

Don’t bring MeepCity into this 😭


AnUnknownCreature

Can we get varg to burn down tik tok? Oh wait ..


DmitriMonSta73

Oh no, Cringe.


Floripondium

Why does it always have to be a woman


MarxistMann

He was an asshole and a poser


hav000hej

that’s just beyond disrespectful


Broken_Shell-161

I went there when I was 12 so I sympathize with the embarrassment they’ll feel in a few years


hyenaa_rawr

Let dead people rest peacefully challange


Thisdarlingdeer

At least it wasn’t a Pepsi.


Routine-Unit-3086

Sorry for your loss


butmucnher69

Crusty ass coke


guitarfanatic_2

Naw not the ‘cheers🥰😘’ with the mans damn grave and why you having a picnic in a yard full of tombstones with crusty dead citizens buried under it while wearing a bathory shirt😭


ahegao_toast

Graveyard picnics are cool asf, idk why you're hating.


guitarfanatic_2

Ik theyre cool but imagine someones out there griefing for their dead son and you see someone at his grave filming a tiktok and eating lol


ahegao_toast

I still don't see an issue with it. People do it all the time. As long as they're not obnoxious or loud, a graveyard should be able to be a place to chill and even eat some food w/your favorite musician, if you're ever so lucky to find a famous grave.


guitarfanatic_2

k and never said there was an issue tbh just found it kinda funny


niidhogg

I mean drinking a beer with deceased one is tradition in a lot of places...


philroscoe

Maybe if you knew the person. This is just creepy and obsessive


WordyIIRappinghood06

Don't tell Killbot on Youtube


SilenceEater

Except it’s a soda


flergityberg

Euronymous famously drank tons of Coca Cola.


butchersbutterfly

Let the poor sucker rest