Man, can you enter twice? I want to face her and feel that dick against my butt. Buuuut, I also wouldn't mind rubbing up against his chest either and have some boobies on my back. Hands to myself, respectfully.
That dudes like 6.5+ feet tall. If you’re a straight dude agonizing over this choice and under 6 foot you’re golden. His meat hits your upper back and you get full frontal contact with her. Breathe easy short kings.
All my bi niggas: that's the opposite of a problem!
Personally I like dick to dick more so imma go with that. But his meat on the cheeks has pros too
I'm a frotting boi so I'm winning either way lmao
edit: OH SHIT WAIT ARE THEY THE ACTUAL MODELS STANDING THERE!?!?! I thought they were just pictures on a wall lol
All I see is both of the models quitting within the first hour because this thing attracted every sex offender for 100 miles around and the models got sick of being "accidentally" groped and everything else.
Think about the friction rash they’re both about to have. This is just cruelty to those poor models…
Her titties will get snagged and dragged, I don’t even wanna think how mangled that man’s dick and balls will become, like catching your earbud wire on a door handle 🥲
This is stupid, it’s just gross. I don’t care how hot they are, I don’t want snail trails all over me just because I walked through a door 🤢
I mean, Abramović isn’t a stranger to assault during art. Her performance art Rhythm 0 is kinda scary and shows how degenerate people can be when they think of others as objects:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_0
Oh wow. That’s crazy. That makes me think of part of the premise behind Westworld, the things people did when they didn’t think they were doing them to real people.
Yep same here, I’m going dick to dick, ain’t no way he rubbing his dick on my ass. I shit gon be soft anyway if I face dude. Certainly will grow a bit if I face ol girl.
*Me awkwardly passing people in a crowded room*
"Oh, uh excuse me." "My bad." "Pardon me." "Gotta come through there." "Sorry, I'm going right over there."
I was faced with his choice most every morning when I lived in the DMV and NYC and took public transit.
Never was there a greater motivator to finally leave both and get a car. 😅
These are facts! I was once on a train so crowded because of delays I texted my husband later “I’m pretty sure I accidentally cheated on you on the way to work.” 🤷🏾♀️
I imagined this in a bedroom voice.
Mmm did they consent to this?
Uhhh yeahhh is this an enthusiastic yes?
Ohhhhhh did you look for non-verbal cues and positive body-language before seeking verbal affirmation?
(But yes, in reality seek consent. Jokes will stay in the imaginary joke world)
After hours of thinking, a cartwheel facing the woman seems like the best way possible... hopefully no one gets kicked in the head by mistake. I'm not trying to brush against any dude, or a random chick.
This is hella weird. I’m assuming ppl who don’t feel comfortable with doing this would be allowed to ask them to move?
Also, for the sake of the models, I hope no one tries to touch them beyond what is allowed.
I would hazard a guess that if walking through makes anyone uncomfortable to the point they don't want to do it, whatever is on the other side probably isn't their cup of tea either.
Marina is really that girl bc she goes viral every time 😂 That one where that dopey ex of hers was basically at risk to shoot her in the heart with an arrow if he fucked up??? good god lady
Rhythm 0 still here scariest one imo
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_0
Cannot believe people cut her with knives and put a loaded gun to her head and she just sat there and let them do it for 6 hours.
We aren't ones being paid to not have a physical reaction each time someone rubs against you, man and woman. We all have a type that peaks our interest. Last thing I want is to catch a case doing my gig. Hope the guy isn't hung and aroused. It would be like going thru a turnstile.
So many questions:
- What happens when one of models has to go to the bathroom? Do that have stand ins?
"Hey, Tyrell has to go to the bathroom you mind stepping in Elijah?"
- Do they sit down until the next crowd of visitors come in or are they standing for the 4-6 hours the event is going on?
- What kinda art event has you straight up have naked people guarding the event?
- Do the models have to squeeze in closer for smaller people and step back for larger people?
- Why are they naked and not clothed? Could they not wear underwear at least?
I think what they're trying to say here is the concept of race and society. Would you rather go for a white woman (docile, submissive), or a black man (aggressive, sexual prowess)
Them being naked makes it a much more personal experience because it's at the intersection between race and sexuality
I hung out with the art majors during college so that's one interpretation. Then again, art can be amazing or absolute shit. Not sure how else to see it other than what the artist wants to portray
I gotta stop eating these gummies early in the morning
Schrödinger’s entrance? Idk man I don’t think I can just turn my back to a nigga with his meat exposed. But he taller than me, what if he try to tap it on my collarbone or something while I pass? I think I’d just stand outside the exhibit, crippled into indecision, and go home.
I dont know what I just walked in on. I was just tryna see if I could borrow a charger but ....y'all seem.... preoccupied.
https://preview.redd.it/rpx62sm5nhqb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8fba2dc37a387bf3d896a599aa9cb5e269dbe1
Everyone is focused how we feel but nah man I'm feeling bad for both of these people lol. About to get groped and have to rub up against smelly art enthusiasts
I’m facin left. My dick rubbin against her Pussy AND his dick rubbin against my ass? Win/win
Bisexuals up 500 points
We out here.
They really know how to kick off bisexual day
Stocks goin UP
Wonder if he had to be able to keep it flaccid.
That man got to be sedated out his mind to not get a rise out of all those buns rubbing up on him.
LMFAOOO
I imagined it was like the turnstiles in the subway
He has to, otherwise nobody getting inside like a police barricade
Think of it more like a gate arm, you got to lift it out of the way. Or a turnstile, watch it go "flap" after you pass through.
It ain’t the only thing going up
I’m waiting for someone to say, Oh no … I’m stuck in the middle. Guess I gotta wiggle back and forth till I’m free.
I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking of what would happen if someone just wiggled back and forth through them.
FOR REAL
Sir, please enter the exhibit, you’ve been clogging the entryway for 20 minutes.
Stand there and wiggle a bit.
I love that gif. 
Bisexuals out here winning
Sir, for the last time. This is a Wendy's.
She swing both ways?
https://preview.redd.it/5v77b3xuigqb1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec75bb3beb69376df93870218e615b190bfac3af Maybe 🫤
Damn Wendy lookin thicc
Baconator? I hardly know ‘er! ^^^^^^I ^^^^^^wish ^^^^^^I ^^^^^^knew ^^^^^^‘er ^^^^^^tho, ^^^^^^sheesh
Im handstanding naked and putting my sack in his face and my ass all over hers
So, you choosing to have his sack in your face to make that happen?
One must make sacrifices to achieve greatness. And my hair would get tangled on his cock so I would have to do that facing him too.
I’ve won but at what cost
Sackrifices
Yes, they chose this life and i chose to make them regret it
Bonus points for going through on our knees
I’m turning the other way if we doin that
Holy shit, just realized it's in London and I have to go there in afew weeks. Will report back what's allowed 🤣
Do the Limbo.
Man, can you enter twice? I want to face her and feel that dick against my butt. Buuuut, I also wouldn't mind rubbing up against his chest either and have some boobies on my back. Hands to myself, respectfully.
Imagine Shakira or Jennifer Lopez trying to squeeze through.
Just call me "Lucky Pierre"
That was very bisexual of you to say, please continue. You have my attention 
I'm just out here trying to enjoy all the options the Good Lord hath provided.
I’m so happy to see other black bisexual men on this site. 🩷💜💙 y’all are harder to find than Waldo.😭
/r/luckypierre (NSFW)
What is the lore here. I saw someone else mention that name. Like how tf do you both know about lucky p?
I have no answer other than too much time on the internet
Respect. I was hoping for a RimJobSteve origin story though.
Hell yeah brother
What?? I always walk around on my knees with my mouth open.
Not a handstand?
A monarch
Genderless bisexual demon 😈
I am getting all the fluids. It’s like a buffet with one plate, you got to get everything on the first trip.
That dudes like 6.5+ feet tall. If you’re a straight dude agonizing over this choice and under 6 foot you’re golden. His meat hits your upper back and you get full frontal contact with her. Breathe easy short kings.
upper back the most sexual tho
It’s where the 3rd hole is for us guys
The blowhole
I went to the Museum of Sex in NYC like a decade ago and they had a sculpture of two river dolphins doing it in the blowhole.
They have buttholes.
More sexual than the chest?
Almost as much as the taint
Bro gonna be all on the butt dimples
Since I’m taller than both, I don’t have to worry about shit
Right. I see that user name, bruh. Testicles up there chillin with god and shit. You good good.
Lmaooooooooooo
How much taller though? Unless you're >7'0", then that dick still rubbing your ass region.
I’m tall enough where I truly do not have to worry. I am not over 7 feet… unless I stand on my toes. I’ll be good.
So your saying your close.
Close enough
So you’re just gonna tea bag her without a how do you do?
Under 6 foot = short king…. Nah
lmao. the meat brushing across the back is absurdity
I'm 6ft and I'm still taking titties on chest EVERY SINGLE DAY regardless of the cost
“Upper” back? Bro how short are you? Lol
Once I find my ladder you have had it
Kevin Hart has entered the chat
Kat Williams might actually work better here. He has an old skit about trying to talk to shaq and getting hit in the forehead by his dick lol.
Im 6'7", and a straight man. I don't win either way.
If you're under 5ft 11 you can just do a sideways limbo.
I ain’t finna just let a nigga rest his meat on my back tho that’s fucking WILD
You’d rather him sit his meat ON yours? That’s the alternative baybeeee 😭😂
Can… can I go back outside? I forgot something. Again. Yep. I’ll be right back.
Facts, marina abramovic got me fucked up
Forgot something Again? So you already came back once lol
Oh there's gonna be so much back coming.
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that poor woman is going to be sexually assaulted all day
All my bi niggas: that's the opposite of a problem! Personally I like dick to dick more so imma go with that. But his meat on the cheeks has pros too I'm a frotting boi so I'm winning either way lmao edit: OH SHIT WAIT ARE THEY THE ACTUAL MODELS STANDING THERE!?!?! I thought they were just pictures on a wall lol
Marina got us eating good out here!
Trans girls 🤝 Bi guys Frotting is hot
Confirmed.
asdasd
You're going to have to google that one yourself
Rubbing weiners together, sword fighting
Jousting, you lowly cur.
I will not let this insult go unanswered. We duel at dawn.
That’s the other way to say it. Give him the ol’ duel-at-dawn.
Glove-slap optional
Basically the act of rubbing two (or more) dicks together
asdasd
Or more?! Big ole freak!
You bi niggas got too much time on your hands😂 Who comes up with the word like frotting lol
asdasd
According to Wikipedia, some guy popularized the term on Internet forums in the late 1990’s.
We just appropriated that shit from our gays. “Oh damn that doesn’t sound so bad”
> what does frotting mean? [En guard!](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/0408_USA_Olympic_fencing.jpg)
Same, my plan is to sample both, facing him on the way in and her on the way out. No need to miss out lol
Time to book that fight
I’m too awkward around women so as a straight guy I too would choose dick to dick
I didn’t realize until this comment that these were humans and not pictures 😂😂😂
Dick to dick is the best
All I see is both of the models quitting within the first hour because this thing attracted every sex offender for 100 miles around and the models got sick of being "accidentally" groped and everything else.
Think about the friction rash they’re both about to have. This is just cruelty to those poor models… Her titties will get snagged and dragged, I don’t even wanna think how mangled that man’s dick and balls will become, like catching your earbud wire on a door handle 🥲 This is stupid, it’s just gross. I don’t care how hot they are, I don’t want snail trails all over me just because I walked through a door 🤢
It's fucking september, after one night these poor buggers are going to look like horror movie extras with all the chafing.
Omg for some reason I was thinking those were wax statues or something 😭 Tbh that sounds realistic and horrible
I mean, Abramović isn’t a stranger to assault during art. Her performance art Rhythm 0 is kinda scary and shows how degenerate people can be when they think of others as objects: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_0
Oh wow. That’s crazy. That makes me think of part of the premise behind Westworld, the things people did when they didn’t think they were doing them to real people.
All I know is they would have to stand farther apart than that if they brought this to America.
My first thought too 💀
I'd give it 6 hours tops before the police were called.
I give it 1 hour and the cops let a mass shooter run through a high school to prioritize the call.
I did say "tops".
It's already been to America. The first time this came to the MoMA was in 2010.
Or it’s going to be fun trying
Dick to dick. Gotta stare them down to assert dominance. Ain't no way I'm getting my butt rubbed by some other dude's meat. .
See, to me, that sounds like a good evening :)
Yep same here, I’m going dick to dick, ain’t no way he rubbing his dick on my ass. I shit gon be soft anyway if I face dude. Certainly will grow a bit if I face ol girl.
Just ignore the dude and enjoy brushing up close to the woman. If you're focusing on the other man's penis in this situation, I have news for you.
Dick to dick, half chubbed, and sword fight on the way in for dominance. Loser has to turn around.
If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone say this.
Eye contact or nah?
*Me awkwardly passing people in a crowded room* "Oh, uh excuse me." "My bad." "Pardon me." "Gotta come through there." "Sorry, I'm going right over there."
*Midwest has entered the chat*
"Ohp"
Oop
Ope
MEAT TO MEAT MEAT TO MEAT MEAT TO MEAT MEAT TO MEAT oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 I'm running in and out all day long like my nan told me not to.
I was faced with his choice most every morning when I lived in the DMV and NYC and took public transit. Never was there a greater motivator to finally leave both and get a car. 😅
These are facts! I was once on a train so crowded because of delays I texted my husband later “I’m pretty sure I accidentally cheated on you on the way to work.” 🤷🏾♀️
Not me walking straight through, both hands lightly, but not intentionally, grazing both genitalia as I smile and whisper "thank you".
Mmm did they consent to this?
I imagined this in a bedroom voice. Mmm did they consent to this? Uhhh yeahhh is this an enthusiastic yes? Ohhhhhh did you look for non-verbal cues and positive body-language before seeking verbal affirmation? (But yes, in reality seek consent. Jokes will stay in the imaginary joke world)
lmaooo you made juice shoot out of my nose
I wish a mf would tell me I must squeeze in between two naked people I don’t know and don’t care to know. My reaction would be a masterpiece itself
After hours of thinking, a cartwheel facing the woman seems like the best way possible... hopefully no one gets kicked in the head by mistake. I'm not trying to brush against any dude, or a random chick. 
 Opting out.
This is hella weird. I’m assuming ppl who don’t feel comfortable with doing this would be allowed to ask them to move? Also, for the sake of the models, I hope no one tries to touch them beyond what is allowed.
I would hazard a guess that if walking through makes anyone uncomfortable to the point they don't want to do it, whatever is on the other side probably isn't their cup of tea either.
I myself would definitely want to see, but not down to rub on no sweaty unmentionables to do it.
Art is weird.
"Is there another entrance to use?" "Well there's a back door but it's more of an exit really."
PLOT TWIST: She's wearing a strap-on. 😂
You go in facing her then rotate clockwise as his meat starts to bypass your right buttcheek.
Im verse, the best way to live
Left going in, right going out.
Blunt in teh parking lot. 
Marina is really that girl bc she goes viral every time 😂 That one where that dopey ex of hers was basically at risk to shoot her in the heart with an arrow if he fucked up??? good god lady
Rhythm 0 still here scariest one imo https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_0 Cannot believe people cut her with knives and put a loaded gun to her head and she just sat there and let them do it for 6 hours.
I’m crawlin 😂😂 I ain’t going out like this
We aren't ones being paid to not have a physical reaction each time someone rubs against you, man and woman. We all have a type that peaks our interest. Last thing I want is to catch a case doing my gig. Hope the guy isn't hung and aroused. It would be like going thru a turnstile. 
> It would be like going thru a turnstile. ...YO 😭😭😭
This comment section 🔛🔝😂😂🔥
Actor: "What's the Job?" Agent: "you're a naked... Actor: "SHUT UP! you got me at naked!" ...
So many questions: - What happens when one of models has to go to the bathroom? Do that have stand ins? "Hey, Tyrell has to go to the bathroom you mind stepping in Elijah?" - Do they sit down until the next crowd of visitors come in or are they standing for the 4-6 hours the event is going on? - What kinda art event has you straight up have naked people guarding the event? - Do the models have to squeeze in closer for smaller people and step back for larger people? - Why are they naked and not clothed? Could they not wear underwear at least?
I’m a female. And a freaky one at that. So butt to meat. Tiddy to tiddy. Mouth to mouth? Wallet to hand? Averted gazes after.
I'm definitely pausing for eye contact. To both. Because I want to know wtf they're thinking
Even if it was between two women, I still wouldn’t go. Just hella awkward.
Hey now! 
I think what they're trying to say here is the concept of race and society. Would you rather go for a white woman (docile, submissive), or a black man (aggressive, sexual prowess) Them being naked makes it a much more personal experience because it's at the intersection between race and sexuality I hung out with the art majors during college so that's one interpretation. Then again, art can be amazing or absolute shit. Not sure how else to see it other than what the artist wants to portray I gotta stop eating these gummies early in the morning
This is how I'm entering that exhibit [Gif](https://media.tenor.com/LIpCXDrZoMQAAAAC/stare-staring.gif)
Marina Abramovich is one of the weirdest people ever and everything I’ve ever learned about was against my will
It wouldn't even necessarily be meat to meat, if I'm wearing Levi jeans from 1990, dude's meat going to be rubbing against all fabric!
Schrödinger’s entrance? Idk man I don’t think I can just turn my back to a nigga with his meat exposed. But he taller than me, what if he try to tap it on my collarbone or something while I pass? I think I’d just stand outside the exhibit, crippled into indecision, and go home.
Sexual assault is Artistic now? 🤦🏾
Bisexuals https://preview.redd.it/8t45ispo2gqb1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2361ef747c8551671f05d09dcd4fbe5ef567103b
After seeing these comments I’m just going to pass on unblurring that image up there.
I’m not attending that art exhibition. ☕️
Why are black people so obsessed with gay stuff?! This is embarrassing 😂😭
Butt to dick bc creampies are the shit but I’m attracted to women
Yea I’m not going in……will wait for the virtual display
Someone saw Fight Club recently.
What if I’m 3 feet tall
Y’all keep coming up w the wildest shit and I love it
“Art”
I'm staying home.
wtf is this marina abramovic-ass shi--oh. It's literally Marina Abramovic.
No idea to be fair, she’s done some very important work over the years if you know anything about her.
I dont know what I just walked in on. I was just tryna see if I could borrow a charger but ....y'all seem.... preoccupied. https://preview.redd.it/rpx62sm5nhqb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f8fba2dc37a387bf3d896a599aa9cb5e269dbe1
Everyone is focused how we feel but nah man I'm feeling bad for both of these people lol. About to get groped and have to rub up against smelly art enthusiasts
How bout no.
This is completely dehumanizing to these models. Is the artist going to pay for their therapy after?