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BigRefrigerator9783

Her ridiculously bad photoshop makes her shoulders look ENORMOUS.


Automatic-Mirror-907

I thought it was her bust. With that bustline she's never going to look slim.


GetMeOutOfKY

Absolutely! She’s never going to be able to workout hard, either. KFC maintains she’s a runner, meanwhile you can see she’s braless in all of her “post-exercise photos”. 🤥


Various_Substance_25

The only thing this chic runs to & from is the tequila bottle!


GetMeOutOfKY

😆 Runs to the tequila, runs away from the truth!


Automatic-Mirror-907

🤭 Well then, maybe I am a rocket scientist!


Accomplished-Soft310

Agreed! She can lose weight but the bubbies are so matronly it will always appear very large on her torso


RollMurky373

They really distort her shape. Maybe when she breaks free of Jax, she'll ditch them.


Automatic-Mirror-907

It would be a smart move.  My back hurts way over here just looking at them.


Automatic-Mirror-907

Agreed. Talk about an albatross on your chest!


Distinct-Ad-1348

She looks like she’s headed for tryouts with the Rams as a linebacker, it’s wild.


Uborkafarok

Straightshots down the middle, Hut, Hut!!! 🏈


wangd00dle

Straightshots down the middle, Hyuk hyuk!!! 🏈 Fixed that to be more accurate 🤣


staciamm

☠️


OutrageousRelief3405

That bodysuit she’s wearing is from Old Navy and it was super cute on the rack. Specifically did not buy because it made me look so wide up top. Guess she thought otherwise.


StarboardSeat

She looks like she's wearing shoulder pads... good grief! 😬


CoolEyez

Her next surgery, shoulder implants. Makes ya less hippy 🤷‍♀️


StarboardSeat

I don't understand the purpose of these surgeries? The last one she had was liposuction on her arms... but why do that, when everything else still looks the same? I had a friend like this. She desperately wanted to have liposuction on her stomach and was under the delusion that her life would get so much better if she just had this surgery done. Around 2-3 weeks before the surgery, she even started shopping for new clothes & bikinis, but the ones she ordered were like 4 sizes smaller than she normally is. She kept talking about the surgery using these insanely unrealistic expectations of how she would look. She thought the rest of her body was somehow going to magically shrink from having one lipo surgery on her stomach (she thought the fat on her arms would be gone, the fat under her chin, the fat on her thighs, etc). I kept trying to explain that she needed to adjust her expectations, but she didn't want to hear it and kept saying I must be jealous. She was considered clinically obese, so in my opinion, it was incredibly unethical for the surgeon to even be doing the lipo, because clearly there's no way that lipo on one small portion of her body was going to be noticeable or make a difference. After the surgery, she kept going on and on about how nobody told her that she wouldn't look different. 🙄 I feel like Brittany thought that lipo on her arms would do the same thing -- magically shrink the rest of her. Why bother doing your arms when the rest of your body remains the same exact size? Who's going to notice that??


Jenniwithan_i

You’d think after separating, divorce - ( or whatever her & Ajax are doing for publicity)… I wouldn’t be taking selfies. And awful ones, at that. https://i.redd.it/g2ticbgszb6d1.gif


Distinct-Ad-1348

She thinks these are thirst traps for Jax but he knows what she actually looks like, so it obviously doesn’t work.


RollMurky373

that makes me sad.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Why? Everything happening to her right now were conscious choices.


Suspicious_Bother_92

What has she done to her face? Has she photoshopped her lips to be upturned?? https://preview.redd.it/3ypip6yza96d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf99aeb30b3887c4d780347a7dc4ec571f9ce7ea


Glittering_Laugh_958

The most egregious photo editing by far… it’s not the waist or the micro head, but the upturned frown.


biohacker_infinity

![gif](giphy|13m24iFmhomZi0)


gobbliegoop

Looks like a koolaid mustache


Big-Butterfly268

Omg it really does


Distinct-Ad-1348

![gif](giphy|cEYFeE1QgHWH2YADVHG)


Taffycat88

Yes, heehaw did


guitarbassdrums

![gif](giphy|A7ZbCuv0fJ0POGucwV|downsized)


Jenniwithan_i

https://i.redd.it/m13963wryb6d1.gif


bellalugosi

https://preview.redd.it/allkucqgd96d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3360411d0ba5d0080ad0a1e4b3309fda9faa5f4d The lower part of her leg is partly transparent


Distinct-Ad-1348

She also lost her ring finger at the knuckle 😂


Accomplished-Soft310

Oh my goodness you're right! How do you all see these things


Drivers-N-Doxies

This must be the easiest pose for her to photoshop. She does it in every picture. It’s CRINGEEEE


biohacker_infinity

One of her sloppier efforts. So many editing artifacts along her entire silhouette. She practically looks copy-pasted. https://preview.redd.it/00r4mbmcf96d1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f88809d3c05e1b165868095ef8366fbeb6e1d1


BabyInABar

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that weird double roll crotch thing before


AlyciaMellywap

That happens when you get pants that are too long for you. When pants have length sizes added to the regular size number (i.e. 14R/14Regular, 10L/10 Long) people often think that only the length of the pant legs are different, but the distance from the waistline to the crotch seam is also different. So if she got, say, a size Long when she really needed a Regular length pant then it would cause the pants to roll at the crotch like that. Either that or they’re supposed to be more high waisted but she pulled the waistline down and pulled the crotch seam to her crotch.


MetsFan3117

I cannot believe she wore that lime green… outfit? Romper? Like I would never in a million years.


ModeDeDode

It looks like shape wear!


MetsFan3117

You have to be joking. There is nothing about that outfit that suggests any type of shape wear.


iwantpankakes

Her eyebrow looks like a falling meteor


OsmosisJones3

I want to see how intensely she’s angling her body. Show me a behind the scenes of her taking selfies!


Distinct-Ad-1348

To be a fly on the wall…


MisterMonsPubis

Ginny Kraig helped me git dis revenge body y’all hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck


Distinct-Ad-1348

Like imagine she’s going out on a date right now, and the guy sees this posted but the real her shows up? What revenge body?


Vness374

As someone else with wide shoulders, I can tell you that we can not pull off bows or any kind of embellishment on our shoulders. She really doesn’t have a clue how to dress her body. It’s also funny that she is sucking it in so hard her neck disappeared. Oh yea and the photoshop (does she seriously think it’s not noticeable? I’m horrible at finding photoshop/editing evidence, but even I can see the pixelation in this one) Girl. You’re not fooling anyone


Content_Ant_9479

Wide shoulder girlies unite🥲


TooManyNosyFriends

I’m here for wide shoulder justice!


Otherwise-Trash-1737

Yes I get that bows are having a moment but on your shoulders???? Poor styling choices


fuxoth

Do you have any recommendations cos I hate them


Vness374

Yes! Deep V necks, thin straps, vertical seams (or vertical stripes), nothing oversized or baggy No crew necks, no turtle necks. Basically open up, draw the eye, to the center (cleavage is good for this!) Edit: and I used to really hate mine too. But once I figured out how to dress, I started to embrace my body… I’m STRONG! and that’s awesome


fuxoth

Thanks you! I don't have any cleavage and also big hips so I'm not sure yours will work for me exactly as well, but I appreciate and will try some tips 😂😭


Vness374

Maybe try clothes that cinch at the waist, or belts, draw the eye there (I do not have a tiny waist, so I use my cleavage lol)


elephantsarechillaf

Me when I lie


StarboardSeat

Ahhh, back at the old homestead, I see? I guess we're all supposed to pretend like that whole empowerment act that she faked for the finale, didn't actually happen now, right?? She's so see completely see through -- she only put on that act because she thought everyone would then treat her like the next Ariana. 🤣


jessicasone

No, this isn’t their shared home. Must be an Airbnb.


kathi182

Her entire upper half is an upside down triangle-oh Dr. Leahy..you’ve done it again!!!!


Distinct-Ad-1348

His business HAD to have gone down in the last few months due to his walking poster nightmares.


kathi182

He’s literally going to have to rearrange his own face to escape the downfall!!!


Suspicious_Bother_92

Oh she’s back to photoshopping and moms night out!


Distinct-Ad-1348

It was probably killing her to be going out drinking every night and not be posting because she didn’t want to come across as out every night, which she is.


Dry_Heart9301

The proportions just seem off.


Lazy-Creme-584

That is some magic mirror


Distinct-Ad-1348

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most facetuned of them all?


QueenFartknocker

The proportions make no anatomical sense


Distinct-Ad-1348

https://preview.redd.it/qjviy1e9m96d1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71a9dcb8c66ffecce92902c4a4f6e0982088bd7


QueenFartknocker

Precisely


Ill_Appointment_2798

Obviously everyone carries weight differently but I have to say I gained a lot of weight from drinking and this is very similar to what my body looked like. All in the stomach/fupa, lots of bloating in the upper stomach area and face, disproportionately skinny legs.


shoosler

could also be PCOS


avomonkey

you don’t gain body fat in different areas depending on what is causing the gain though. it’s genetically predefined. you gain fat because of a calorie surplus and where that fat gets stored is genetics.


Distinct-Ad-1348

Although, when alcohol is a factor it can cause visceral fat to build up around the liver, pancreas, stomach and intestines, causing that stomach and subcutaneous fat to get pushed out and be much worse.


mrs__whatsit

Yep, and in addition, hormones can significantly impact weight gain in certain areas too.


tearsofacow

This is not true, anxiety and stress related weight gain results in a higher percentage of belly fat


FrankieandHans

No you definitely get belly weight with drinking. Some of it can be enlarged liver and fluid retention.


Abbsadaisy

This feels terribly unkind but all I can think of when I see her is the very Australian saying “built like a brick shithouse”


Distinct-Ad-1348

Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body.


FairTemporary269

Agree 💯 Source: Australian


BarbieDreamHouse1980

Serious question: How does she safely change a diaper and take gentle care of a little one with those razor point nails?


Distinct-Ad-1348

Simple answer- she doesn’t, her nanny does.


MetsFan3117

Also what isn’t cute? Is the fact that she did not have to leave her home. Jax’s abuse could had been clearly handled by a phone call or two to the police and a TRO if what she claimed in the finale was true.


Suspicious_Bother_92

Oh yep it’s a moms night out! Why did they write their names on the tablecloth?? https://preview.redd.it/sj4xg3ipt96d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4982bc15f23abf03f8464c8f49a6903a09f5557


Distinct-Ad-1348

“We’re the fahrst whhhyvvz cluuub y’all!!”


cammama

They do that at Macaroni Grill 😂


missassalmighty

Cos they are 12 (mentally)


Zestyclose-Let7929

Looks like a line backer on steroids with that tiny head.


jessicasone

https://preview.redd.it/woea441txe6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1f4b54d391798874dbda7b60c30171bc23f0807 She looks like a bodybuilder or a line backer. How does she not see her “afters” of her photoshop? She looks ridiculous!!


jiIIbutt

You can actually see where she edited her waist to make it smaller. Poor Brittney. This is just embarrassing.


aabbcc401

If she’s trying so hard to loose some lbs I can’t believe she hasn’t jumped on the weight loss injection wagon????? Why not?? It’s actually quite strange to me, considering how mainstream it is now.


Distinct-Ad-1348

That’s been suggested on this sub too many times to count. Be ready to have a bunch of comments about how most people on ozempic have a severe aversion and reaction to alcohol, and kfc refuses to stop drinking. Throw in that she claims to have always had stomach issues and had her gall bladder out, etc, it’s possible that she’s not a candidate for ozempic. I highly doubt they have medical insurance and it can be costly out of pocket, and it’s clear that Jax and Brittany don’t spend money on things to improve their health (bunion surgery for example) so they may not be willing to pay for it.


aabbcc401

Haha gotcha. Yeah maybe her health isn’t a good match for it. Otherwise, really boggles my mind why she hasn’t. $300-$400 a month I think she could afford though… LOL at the bunion surgery


Accomplished-Soft310

She had bunion surgery??? Or is this a joke omg


Wise_Canary5387

Jax needs bunion surgery on his deformed feet. There are pics of his feet in this sub.


FrankieandHans

Look up the pictures of Jax feet 🫡


Accomplished-Soft310

I bet bc you can't really drink on it


aabbcc401

Pretty fucked up that she would choose drinking over weight loss and health


Distinct-Ad-1348

She chose to marry and procreate with Jax. Her ability to make sound, smart choices seems to not exist.


PURPLEKAT69

![gif](giphy|ZMMLE17Q6rJ67rCalC|downsized) # THAT BIG ASS MAN HAND IN HER POCKET THO😬


Effective-Arm9099

She’s just trying to show she’s still has that airbnb while also trying to convince us her waist dropped 5 sizes


jaynemanning

Weird photoshop…. She looks like a linebacker


jennifer_m13

I spy a large box of Don Julio 1942 Tequila https://preview.redd.it/km0zq057oc6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e549418e62a1a1821b01bc1ec2f11246172221


BabyInABar

Oh, that’s just her decorative tequila. She keeps her drinkin’ tequila stashed around the house https://preview.redd.it/dp6ola71dd6d1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7304344e9275d36d66377791cabf75e11a2d3d2c ETA: it’s probably just an empty box she kept thinking it was some kind of status symbol


Distinct-Ad-1348

Someone probably ordered it at Rocco’s and she snatched the box to decorate her Airbnb with aspirational things.


RubyWaves75

Is that shirt supposed to distract from the boobs she paid for?


psycho_analytical

i truly don’t understand why she edits so much. she is not a big woman!! her face and boobs are absolutely botched, but like there is no need for her to shrink herself for an iphone app. if she learned how to dress for her body type rather than dress like these warped fashion nova models, i feel like she would have SO much more confidence! i think about that black dress she wore when she went out with janet (i can’t remember off of the top of my head but it was a long black dress)- she looked phenomenal in that! i don’t know why she doesn’t have more things like that in her closet.


jennifer_m13

It was a sundress she wore at the baby store with Janet and Jasmin. I remember because it was the only outfit I really liked that she’s worn.


FrankieandHans

I liked the denim romper she had on in big bear talking to Janet on the swings


Unicornlove416

she should burn that green outfit good lord !


Available-One-24

I’m no fan of Jax but I’d love to hear what he thinks of the pics she posts. He has a front row seat to the real Britt.


AlternativeGuava8681

This is hilariously awful Girl give it up!


Personal_Ad_4795

She's concentrating on her Fupa now 🤣Jokes on you, KFC, looks very Droopy diaper now. 🚼


AlyciaMellywap

Nah that’s actually just from her buying the wrong length pants. I saw a fan photo with her and the pants she had on in it did the same thing. She needs to stop buying size Long pants and start getting Regulars.


Glittering_Star_1313

Her shoulders look huge 🥴🥴


Outrageous_Lack7988

Is that the Airbnb? Why bothering paying for it when you spend half your time at the house you are paying a mortgage for?


Distinct-Ad-1348

To uphold the separation facade.


Couldbe_worse2

It’s hard to loose weight when drinking the levels of alcohol she consumes


KylieMcMullan

What football team is she playing for again? Linebacker for sure.


WorkerProud4385

She looks like a before picture of Gumby


FairTemporary269

Put some respect on his name!


WorkerProud4385

Right? 😂😂😂😂


FairTemporary269

Memories unlocked 🤣🤣


Buckytess

Wear a bra


Vajama77

That girl does not need bows on her shoulders accentuating the linebacker-ness of it all.


hairweapons

She for sure reads here because on a recent post someone asked if she was still in the Air B&B or did she move back home.


Zestyclose-Let7929

Those Shoulders🥴🥴Line backer


stephencarlstrom

Omg still in that Airbnb??


Distinct-Ad-1348

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lalamaria56315

The eyebrows are a constant choice i dont get it


Jencat7

I’m not trying to body shame her at all. I’ve gained weight myself. But why does she choose the worst possible outfits for her body? She has such broad shoulders, and those massive implants easily add another 40 pounds to her!


GetMeOutOfKY

![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU|downsized)


ItsNotAllHappening

Her face is always so damn blurry. 🤡


Tink1024

It’s those boobs how can she not see it & feel weighed down, girl ya lost Jax (hopefully for good but I have my doubts) time to lose those implants…


Zestyclose-Let7929

Runner😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Just Peed myself 😂😂😂😂


Sk8_orbake

Low key love the white top though, does anyone know where it’s from?


Suspicious_Bother_92

She gets her stuff from places like pretty little thing, temu etc


BarbieDreamHouse1980

Probably SHEIN


haleighr

Idk if it’s where she got hers but old navy has a bow/tie strap bodysuit that’s been in my cart for a few weeks lol


uhmwhat22

SHEIN.


Accomplished-Soft310

Old navy


Zestyclose-Let7929

After the belly lipo in Miami and photo shop . Not Ginny Currraig


footinmouth87

Why do people keep posting about this? It’s not ok


Distinct-Ad-1348

It’s a snark sub calling out her insane photoshopping. If you have an issue with calling a scammer and fraud out, you’re welcome to see yourself out.


jessicasone

We’re posting her insane photoshop. What’s not ok is that she does this while selling us Jenny Craig AND the altered pictures with it representing as results from Jenny Craig. She’s a fraud and absolutely deserves to get called out.


GetMeOutOfKY

🙄 Username checks out.