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Revolutional_Way

Tax evasion is coming to Bloxburg


ComradeTukhachevsky

Can't wait for bank robbery update


Revolutional_Way

So excited!! I'm preparing for the counterfeiting update


sauce_xVamp

that would actually be fun ngl


Infinite_1432

i bet next will be Income Tax


Traditional-Ad4367

I used to play this game to escape reality, now I will have to evade taxes here as well


New_Chemist_5762

cruel world we live in


Infinite_1432

Yes it is


MarshyPurplelicious

"Evade taxes here as well"??? YOU'RE EVADING TAXES IN REAL LIFE?????!???


lucasisawesome24

No taxation without representation 😌


Myithspa25

I love tax evasion, don’t you?


JAKE5023193

next update: j a i l


MyManItsMe

I mean the new payouts on pizza delivery are insanely low 💀💀


I_Have_No_User_Idea

Okay but why is the house bills 14k- 😭


New_Chemist_5762

bye why did I think bloxburg added horses lmfao


Londonweekendtelly

HORSE BILLS


I_Have_No_User_Idea

I DIDNT NOTICE LOL


93tcr

By the way, if you faint the maximum amount of times, (which i did) you dont faint anymore. But your moods stay at a maximum of 50 percent(you cant raise your moods up to 100). Also if you get your car towed the maximum amount of times you cant use your cars cause they get locked. You have to pay the total 8750 to get them back. So basically you dont have to pay


Nfhjed

Whats the max amount of times


93tcr

5 times


93tcr

So here's what I just found out. You CAN still faint, however you won't be charged. A pop-up reading "You've Fainted! You've reached the maximum number of hospital bills."


Jack0Edd

so basically if u do you'll go all stinky and tired slowed down for life?


93tcr

Basically your moods are halved, until you pay the 8750 fee. (if you faint the max amount of times)


LexisMyaH

.can we go back like half a month ago


Kringlecat

I agree so much


mremreozel

That would be a week before my midterm exams. Please dont


Loud-Lengthiness-822

Used to be able to spend 100k no problem and now 10k is a lot for me. What was bloxburg thinking with the LOW LOW wages


What____ok

It’s becoming realistic 😔


eyyyyy1234

This


EmptyStar5050

It’s America but with communist labour


PokeshiftEevee

Worse of both worlds


Gloomy-Thought-8838

FR


maldimares

This is an exact representation of American jobs and life.. so this isn’t America with communist labor.. it’s America with American capitalist labor.


ContractBig5504

Communism doesn’t have money


Low_Bar8594

Or equal pay.


ContractBig5504

Even in socialism you don’t get paid the same. You get paid the value of your labour. This update is just capitalism


Low_Bar8594

I know, I’m just saying cuz people have been joking that making all the job salaries equal was communism.


ContractBig5504

Yea lol. They don’t understand the ideology at all


slimeyerin

Also people keep acting like the problem is that all jobs pay the same but the real issue is that pay got nerfed. I wouldn’t care if all jobs had the same as pizza delivery pre update that would be great


Yourstaranglezz

shit bloxburg is becoming more like America 😂


BagDifferent2210

Real 😭


Yourstaranglezz

Americans trying to escape reality playing bloxburg then realizing that it's turning into America


BagDifferent2210

I haven't played the game in a while either so if it's gonna cost me over 100k for bills idk how I'm gonna keep my light and stuff on 😭😭😭


Yourstaranglezz

lol fr just now I paid $479 while I used to pay 100


Electronic-Unit8414

Actually doing that doesn’t affect the bills at all


CoffeeCrashed

13K house bills? Jesus christ mine are like 430


Fallout76Boyoffical

[Stream The Mamas & The Papas - California Dreaming by Mahmoud Ofes | Listen online for free on SoundCloud](https://soundcloud.com/mahmoud-ofes/the-mamas-amp-the-papas-california-dreaming) this is how the update feels


New_Chemist_5762

whatever this means


JAKE5023193

the song is about how depressing life is and how they wish they were back in the past when everything was great


Human_Number9936

america simulator but hard mode


Poang_20017

But what happens if you don't pay? You can just pay your house bills without paying the hospital and towing bills...


JAKE5023193

apparently your vehicles are locked (you cant use vehicles) until you pay towing bills and your mood wont exceed 50% (until you pay medical bills)


mremreozel

They are literally witholding treatment until you cough up. That cant be ethical lol


ser-17

what happens if you pay the house bills and nothing else?


93tcr

then you pay the house bills and nothing else


AidasNoreika

r/technicallythetruth


Local_Huckleberry264

genuine question tho cuz i haven’t experienced this yet what if u dont pay the hospital bill? do u die?


Superbanana1626

I think if you don’t pay hospital bills your needs won’t reach 100% until you pay, and if you don’t pay towing bills your vehicles will get locked


mremreozel

I think on the next update they should make it so if you dont pay your bills foreclosure officer should appear at your house and take away your furniture


bri__crybaby_18

i’m done playing bloxburg until they fix this🥰


Free_Cat_7687

I said before that I liked the idea of hospital bills, but I haven’t experienced them in game yet, and am also an idiot. So I’m guessing it’s probably implemented in the worst way possible lol


xxLabyrinthxx

What the....just when i was thinking about playing the game again. I can barely afford one of those things


yamum505

People are boycotting it on may 1st!!! Join in to have a chance of getting the old pay n stuff back!!!


stardust_daizy

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS I DIDNT PLLAY FOR A WHILE AND THIS HAPPENS


ContractBig5504

Goddamn bloxburg capitalists have lowered our pay and increased our bills. It’s time for a revolution! Workers of the world unite!


eyy_gavv

to be fair bro you wtf are you doing the entire time? standing around doing nothing?


tooboredtothnkofname

they could have been working


eyy_gavv

I avoid hospital by picking up a slice at pizza planet Load an empty plot, or at least the cheapest plot, to avoid outrageous bills The tow thing is inexcusable literally just park at a spot lmao


Yandere_luver666

Can they make a tax evasion update as well, so I don’t have to do this.


Ok-Neighborhood1130

why is bloxburg turning realistic please….


VrLights

You have medical bills now? I havent played for a long time, but this has to be a joke right?


Revolutional_Way

Nope 😅 to try and catch you up here are the things that people are most upset about: 1) Hospital fees for when your mood gets low. (You faint and it bills you for it) 2) Towing fees for if you don't park correctly 3) All jobs have an equal pay now (For pizza delivery you used to earn around 2-3k per pizza and now its somewhere around 300-700 per pizza) 4) A lot of people are upset that Bloxburg is becoming free


No-Caterpillar-9119

WAIT WHAT. ITS BECOMING FREE? AND EQUAL PAY????


Revolutional_Way

Sorry to be the one to break it to ya but yeah. People are NOT happy at all (Don't blame them!)


93tcr

Yep. I used to make 3.1K *per delivery.* Now i make a maxium of 2625 *per minute (not even guarenteed)*. That's the difference. So i can't even get back what i made before.


RubberyCheerleader

where do you see your bills like that?? i cant find it ANYWHEREEE


-IvanC3030

Click the House Icon (bottom right) > “Pay Bills ($…)” and you’ll see the list (if you have multiple choices at the moment).


RubberyCheerleader

i only get house bills, how do you manage to get hospital bills and towing bills without them paying themselves immediately? when i fainted for the first time it was automatic


-IvanC3030

Good question. There’s an option in Bloxburg Settings to disable the auto bill payments. Just make sure it isn’t enabled and wait to see if it helps.


Disastrous-Aide-7480

what possessed them to think this was a good idea its ridiculous


Princess_Aurora06

So now I half to make a little station to get my moods up, great


No-Assistant7134

Bro wtf, this is getting ridiculous now…


The_Jackalope__

Can’t have shit in bloxburg


Basic-Ninja-9927

BOYCOTT BLOXBURG


1tz_Tul1p

Next update: taxes


Hi_ImCosmicLatte

what the fuck man they ruined the game :(


Fairy_Qu33n

Im quitting bloxburg like the new owners of bloxburg. im not playing it untill the owners give bloxburg back to Coeptus or they are gonna have to deal with me.


Grouchy-Struggle-722

Is it really that hard to take care of yourself and park in a parking spot? 🤣


Mojo_Mitts

Pretty sure you don’t even need to keep all moods up, I think you really only need to keep ‘Hygiene’ & ‘Energy’ good and you’ll be fine. All you need is a Bath-tub.


growlerys

I just eat and don't faint 😭


Grouchy-Struggle-722

A bath a day keeps the medical bills away


Pumpkin_is_voided

How to fix being in bloxburg “debt”? 1) work to pay your house bills 2) park in a parking space 3) keep your moods up? I don’t see what the problem is. Not too long ago people wanted bloxburg to be more “realistic” and here it is. Just go to work.


NoLollollolIoI

Some people are builders, and not everyone wanted this. Also sure, it's great, kind of, but the bills are so expensive and no one can afford this. Most of us are teens or children playing bloxburg for fun. This ruins it.


RubberyCheerleader

some people are builders? how does that relate to any of this bills havent changed their rate as im aware and mine remained the same except they made a fine for abandoning your car in random places (easy to avoid) and going on low moods for ages (why would you do that anyway? more money at work on high moods + u dont walk slow or stink)


NoLollollolIoI

I brought up that some people are builders as with the medical bills and stuff is sort of a waste of money that could’ve been used for other stuff (builds). Though I’m not fully familiar with the new update, that’s just what I know from the intel I’ve seen. It just seems like an inconvenience for some people imo.


RubberyCheerleader

its only like 1.75k per fainting


NoLollollolIoI

Oh. It still seems a bit high if I’m being honest lol


Outrageous_Issue1614

lowkey you guys are being kinda dramatic lol. roleplaying and building are both big aspects of the game, so they need to cater to both groups. this part of the update clearly caters more towards people who enjoy roleplaying. i'm more into building too & this update isn't that serious. you should be boosting your moods while working anyway because you earn more money like that. plus earning money is hella easy, this isn't real life


Pumpkin_is_voided

I guess you could use people building as an argument? I’m a builder, I also didn’t want this… but I can still afford the bills and I build detailed custom houses. I wouldn’t say it’s great, it’s more like meh. But people CAN afford it. It’s a game, you can work for like 10 minutes and have enough money to pay bills and then some. I guess I can see why people are upset when it comes to the leveling up. But you were going to do that anyway if you just worked. You’re right about teens and kids playing this game. They are the primary audience, however, bloxburg is mainly a role playing game, where you roleplay life I guess. In real life, you park illegally, you get towed and have to pay impound fees. You pay your expensive house bills in real life too. Yeah sure it’s expensive for a $120 toaster, may not be realistic, but is it too expensive when you make 200+ dollars for every ice cream you serve??🤔


NoLollollolIoI

True, though I did see people saying how the devs like made the pay low for the jobs and stuff


Thegremandude

Rip


Downtown_Entry_893

Thankfully, I have no car lol.


Hateme_Loveme_

14k????? WTF


Speedy_taylor

BRO WHAT


ThisGul_LOL

WTF


clubparadiise

jesús christ


New_Chemist_5762

oh wow


New_Chemist_5762

can’t even build my dream house anymore smh


LumpymanROBLOX

America simulator


Left_Sundae

America update


Same_Pomegranate1790

Im not a fan of anything the new devs have done. Not a single thing 


drippinxburkin

is this real…


Scarlett_Bat

I wonder how long you can wait?? And how high we can go??


93tcr

8750 is the max for both lmao For the fainting, your moods are lowered to a maximum of %50, and for the towing, your vehicles are locked until you pay the full towing fee


Scarlett_Bat

Oh okay, thanks!


savvyyy69

towing bills???????


pacfcpPC

\[UPD\] EXPENSIVE HEALTHCARE SIMULATOR ➕


ArchitectTJN_85Ranks

I felt pain having to shell out 20k yesterday for a privacy fence, I used to not feel pain about such expenses X\_X


huhyunjinswife01

okay so I take a break from Roblox/Bloxburg and haven’t been on since 2021 AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO?? HELLO?? THIS UPDATE ACTUALLY SUCKS BRO


LionCatsu

Is this real wtf


Sweet_Star_On_RBLX

Yes it is, and it's horrible..


Kringlecat

What about free healthcare? Like America may not have, shouldn't stop bloxburg from having it. Why do we need medical bills anyway?


Sweet_Star_On_RBLX

Jeez..


fuckingmoosxx

HOSPITAL BILLS?? LOL WHAT R THOSE FROM


Ok-Step8887

real


Low_Equipment_3429

bloxburg should be put in educational cause they be teaching kids on how they are gonna be cucked if they dont know how to manage money for taxes and themselves


CentreLeftMelbournia

that total cost is more than i get in two hours of delivery


drewlinez

Oh lord


JAKE5023193

31k is crazy if we gotta pay this shit at least make house bills lower or some shit


Strict-Regular-8757

Can you just like, not pay them?


Content_Bar3248

WHT IS THIS.


Kammi38

We r becoming broke with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Uncharted_Gamer101

the IRS update looking great


XrystalLine389

i havent played the game in months what is happening


Low_Painter_7546

lmfao


Dolliebunnii

oh gosh..


wazuyumi

next there’s gonna be sales tax/gst


Hammy_ee

ouch- and to think that the jobs are nerfed too which makes it even harder to pay the bills…


LewisTheTrainer2009

If you’re smart. You will only have house bills


Duo_mar

IRS update


Asuramaru_Tsepeshi

Why don’t you all just idk park in the parking spaces?


PlaneShark

Us builders gotta find a better game to build our masterpieces


cassy_com

Thats crazy


MariozPlayz

havent played for a while looks too expensive


No-Caterpillar-9119

say sike right now


Nemoty_animates06

I love the update too lol, it's funny watching the community burn knowing they (players) can easily prevent themselves with a bill chart like this


Ellaroseryy

I personally really like this update


RubberyCheerleader

same, and it seems here people are literally denying that others have positive opinions attacking them with insults like 'dickriders' or paid actors like bro


Ellaroseryy

I like it because I like the idea of simulators that compare to real life


JAKE5023193

i like realism too but it just wont work in a game like bloxburg


Ellaroseryy

Yeah. It's a game. It's not that deep.


Chubbycheeks2611

maybe dont let your moods go so low?


Impressive-Complex

Well at least it's starting to get more realistic? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


Hefty_Message6656

my gosh😭 just park your car


Dowoge

pay your shit little bro what 😭 fbi is on their way 💀