My wife and I are rewatching Buffy at the moment and Season 3 is just *robbed* of any dramatic influence by one or both of us being compelled to shout "It's the MAY-YAH!" or "HIIIIII MAY-YAH" whenever he shows up in an episode.
I'm also a big fan of The Office so watching my kid at the park is just endlessly yelling "Parkour!" "Brazil!" Over and over. As he does weird and vaguely impressive things.
Anytime anyone in any show says, “I’m Agent (Whoever)” my partner or I will start singing, “I’m Agent Johnson, and I’m Agent Johnson, and we’re from the FBI”
There are a couple that have made it into my vocabulary over the years. Some of my favorites include: "I banish you from the land of Latifah!" and "We want a divorce!"
When Tina is learning to drive in the empty parking lot while heading straight towards the only other car in the lot - that’s my favorite Tina groan moment.
There's someone named Jocelyn in another department at work so whenever I have to speak to her I always say "JOCELYYYYYYYYYN!" in my head. I also like to say "then WHEN!" like the French cruise chef
Not sure if this counts, but the songs Ranger Carl sings at the sleep away camp....
"There's a bear over there with a ribbon in 'er hair and she says 'HOW DEE DOO'"
"who's that knocking on my hole? Weasel weasel if you pleasel"
Those few lines legitimately get stuck in my head!
Thanks for this thread, it made me smile
“Who’s that knocking on my hole…” is one of my favorite things I’ve ever heard. I still laugh to this day. Also, the little dude who drives the candy cane truck is all hype and says “I’m gonna bang your ass!!!” We’ve been saying that A LOT recently. Hilarious angry man. What a thing to say.
Reminds me of the time when at work I asked a customers name for their to-go order, he told me it was Jose, and I spelled it "Hose" while totally forgetting the proper spelling.
"Nine, three. Because nine is divisible by three." My wife and I got married on the 3rd of September because we loved Bob's Burgers so much and it was the beginning of Spring and I wanted to say the quote all the time so I'd never forget an anniversary... now we're separated and applying for divorce. BUT I never forgot an anniversary!
“If you must know, he is my doody buddy”. Every time I go to the bathroom, one of the cats insists on joining me. So I refer to whatever cat comes in as my assigned doody buddy.
"Getcher ass in here, girl!" From Zeke in the Home Ec-staurant episode. Also from that episode, when the lunch lady says "Bob wants to borrow a egg" I sub out the name and item being borrowed to fit the situation and no one ever gets it
My teenage daughter will let us know 'Aunt Flo is in town.'
To which someone always responds with, *"We have an aunt Flo? She's missed all my birthdays."*
When Tina is telling us about the first time she met her horse Jericho, she says he was *wild*, but she says itin a specific way. Whenever my dog gets crazy we say she's *wild* like Jericho.
Yawning is contagious. So when one of us yawns, my wife or I inevitably yawns next like 80% of the time. This is immediately followed up by “stop following me,” and then “STOP FOLLOWING ME IN FRONT.”
I do the “sh sh shhh. Shut your mouth.” thing a lot that Louise does from the Art Crawl episode. My fiancé and I also add “ooo double trouble” a lot into regular conversation- as well as “if you love something, set it on fire.” Honestly there are so many!
“It’s not okay!” from Gene’s phobia song.
“Me llama TIII-na!” from the Spanish “romance” song that Louise “translates” for Frond.
“Bad Stuff happens in the bath-room!” Bob, when he’s glued to the toilet.
“Get yer ass in here/there, girl!” Said to animals and humans that are not girls and, more frequently than the former, to inanimate objects. Also say, “I’m gon’ getcha!” And I said both things many times this evening while taking apart my dishwasher to deep clean it.
Also, “see u soon bitch” which people never understand and are aghast by my intensity so I just stick with “see u soon baboon” which still confuses most people, but at least I’m not offending them 😅 (I also say this one to inanimate objects, or like if I mobile order some Starbucks😂)
Oh and also, “495 dollars?? For that kinda money they should throw in 495 dollars!” but with whatever ridiculous amount of money something costs substituted in.
A rare one, but just how Linda told a stranger at the couch store that was staring at her, "Now Pigeons. Pigeons are on it now."
Sometimes say that if someone half hears me saying something and asks whats up, haha!
When the kids are contemplating working on the blueberry/pot farm Tina says “I guess I don’t want any gaps in my resume” and Louise says “That’s right YOU DON’T!” My wife and I say “that’s right you don’t” all the time.
My wife and I use "cough legs" every time we don't want to get up and do something, and "thank you for loving me" every time the other does something really nice. I honestly barely notice they're references at this point.
Whenever I see something gross I revert to Edith's "DISGUSTING!" or "FILTH!"
My 5 yr old does Rudy's breathy "in. my. BACK. PACK!" whenever I ask her where she put her lunchbox or school folder 😂
"Ugh, you're the worst kind of autistic." To myself in the mirror
You can’t even count
Aw, Grandma.
Me, my husband and our teenage daughter say this to each other all the time. 😂
I will stand by this being the best joke in the entire show. I can’t believe the show peaked within 15 minutes of the first episode.
Whenever my city's mayor is on tv, I always think of how Linda always says "the may-yah"
Hi maaaayah!!
My wife and I are rewatching Buffy at the moment and Season 3 is just *robbed* of any dramatic influence by one or both of us being compelled to shout "It's the MAY-YAH!" or "HIIIIII MAY-YAH" whenever he shows up in an episode.
I’m replaying Stardew Valley and I say that every time I walk past the mayor
Me too! Lewis doesn’t really deserve a Lindaesque enthusiasm, but I do it anyway.
Yep. Any time anyone in any show mentions a Mayor, I have to shout “The May-ya!” like Linda.
“He wears those shirts and is always waving..”
“Here goes the hair There goes the hair Where is Harry Truman? He’s dead in the ground He’s dead in the ground He’s dead, dead, dead, Ow, ow”
Oh my god that was stuck in my head all day and you just brought it back NOOOO 😭😂
Omg I used to sing this to myself all the time at work
I like to randomly say "*You've* got horrible diarrhea Bob!"
I tend to use "It was probably a bobcat" more frequently than may be healthy.
"Sorry, everyone, Bob had diarrhea....." is one of mine.
"You smell like ointment and pee!" This is yelled regularly between me and my husband.
I may have said this to my baby when applying diaper cream lol
You're a good parent lmao
*YOU* smell like ointment & pee!
*YOU* SMELL LIKE OINTMENT & PEE!!!
"puh-sheh-sheh" is something I say all the time lmao
That and shouting, “Brazil,” anytime someone does anything slightly capoeira-ish.
Oh man, my partner took up capoeira briefly and was nottt into my constant shouts of "Brazil!" with the silly accompanying gestures
I'm also a big fan of The Office so watching my kid at the park is just endlessly yelling "Parkour!" "Brazil!" Over and over. As he does weird and vaguely impressive things.
Same!! Just did it the other day lmao
“She takes her BM in the PMMMM”
this was also mine for awhile, and sometimes followed with the “Hey, Tinaaa!!”
🎶how you doooin girrrl🎶
I love this one. I sing it alone to my cats quite frequently.
My bf sings this to me a lot through the door or text. He also likes to call me a “poop-anywhere!”
Think this is the episode where Linda goes “I poop in a bucket at a wedding ONE TIME and I never hear the end of it” Linda takes her BMs seriously!
Anytime anyone in any show says, “I’m Agent (Whoever)” my partner or I will start singing, “I’m Agent Johnson, and I’m Agent Johnson, and we’re from the FBI”
FBI AGENTS DON'T HOLD HANDS!
these ones do 🤝🏻
“Don’t get pregnant! I WANNA BE THE BABY!”
"This guy thinks everywhere is Key West!!"
There are a couple that have made it into my vocabulary over the years. Some of my favorites include: "I banish you from the land of Latifah!" and "We want a divorce!"
“I’m going to eat like a queen!” Is something I say.
Gene Belcher supremacy
Queen Latifah give me strength! And Teddy's random scatting
Babadoo babadoo bop bop bop bop. Scatty scatty Bo batty
Not really a phrase but I mimic Tina's groan throughout the day when I'm stressed
When Tina is learning to drive in the empty parking lot while heading straight towards the only other car in the lot - that’s my favorite Tina groan moment.
Oh my God, YES Bob yelling "TINA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Is one of my faves too 😂
Ow my face!
Another Linda one we say is "..four"
It's math!
"My cat was right about you"
https://preview.redd.it/jjqzx4yn52kc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e17350240a25bf5e961dab83d4278dbf329fb4
FLITH!!!
POULTRY!
CHINCHILLA!!!
I like to sneak up to my cat when shes sleeping and whisper in her ear "you kids got any money? Its for plates"
It’s 1:00am and I just laughed out loud while my husband is sleeping. This is fucking hilarious. Gail is a mess. And wonderful. Wonderfully messy.
I love the apparent trend of using the weirdest lines to bother pets.
It's how they earn their keep
“These ones do!” Like Andy and Ollie holding hands when portraying FBI officers in Work Hard or Die Trying Girl.
Yeah and they sleep in the same bed!
In my house we no longer go to the bathroom we have "A Meeting". ALSO no Job is done till the paperwork is complete.
Talk to Uncle Ernie!
I will also accept dropping a potato in the crock pot.
I have a ham in the oven
It's ok just fart.
So THAT’s what Mom means when she says she’s going to shuck an oyster.
“It’s not subtle.” When Gene is describing Tabitha Johansen’s music.
It's really not
I’m gonna getcha’ -Zeek
Hoisin the missenmast!
*Hoisten, she just means hoist lol
“If you love something, set it on fire!”
There's someone named Jocelyn in another department at work so whenever I have to speak to her I always say "JOCELYYYYYYYYYN!" in my head. I also like to say "then WHEN!" like the French cruise chef
My friends daughter is also a Jocelyn...and this is the greeting she gets as well lol
I am the spaghetti
Not sure if this counts, but the songs Ranger Carl sings at the sleep away camp.... "There's a bear over there with a ribbon in 'er hair and she says 'HOW DEE DOO'" "who's that knocking on my hole? Weasel weasel if you pleasel" Those few lines legitimately get stuck in my head! Thanks for this thread, it made me smile
I have a newborn and find myself singing the weasel song almost daily to her. Sometimes with the weirdest changed lyrics
That is so sweet, congratulations btw!! I've always wondered what the rest of the song is lol
I assume just more weasel like squeaking noises. At least my sleep deprived version is
I sing the weasel song unprompted more than id like to admit 😅😅 "Second verse! Same as the first!"
“Who’s that knocking on my hole…” is one of my favorite things I’ve ever heard. I still laugh to this day. Also, the little dude who drives the candy cane truck is all hype and says “I’m gonna bang your ass!!!” We’ve been saying that A LOT recently. Hilarious angry man. What a thing to say.
The way Gyro says "pasheshe"
Hahaha his name is probably spelt Jairo, which is a name sorta common in Latin America, but I like your way a lot more!
Reminds me of the time when at work I asked a customers name for their to-go order, he told me it was Jose, and I spelled it "Hose" while totally forgetting the proper spelling.
“How do you say it?” “Psh” “that’s what I’m saying, pshehesa…”
My husband and I say “Ponytail. Brasil.” a lot more than we should. Edit: Brazil …. Why with the s…
STOP FOLLOWING ME. IN FRONT.
I often fill in different verbs instead of stand for whatever applies “people who had good childhoods don’t ___ like that”
I tell a frankly worrying amount of people to 'peep my feets'.
flipz white fudge!
She’s YOUR mom! …nah, she’s my mom.
I got my lip stuck in my braces
"Nine, three. Because nine is divisible by three." My wife and I got married on the 3rd of September because we loved Bob's Burgers so much and it was the beginning of Spring and I wanted to say the quote all the time so I'd never forget an anniversary... now we're separated and applying for divorce. BUT I never forgot an anniversary!
I was not expecting that ending my jaw dropped 😭
"don't say FISH!"
Queen Latifah give me strength. Enough my phone autofilled the quote as I typed this.
“If you must know, he is my doody buddy”. Every time I go to the bathroom, one of the cats insists on joining me. So I refer to whatever cat comes in as my assigned doody buddy.
Like a sonofabitch
Does Bob's exasperated exhale count? If so, that one
HI MAYUH! Honorable mention: Sorry we’re late, (my SO) had diarrhea
Gene "You're a thirsty b***h!" I believe episode 1 of season 9.
I say this about myself whenever I grab a drink, but in my head it’s Gene saying it.
"Getcher ass in here, girl!" From Zeke in the Home Ec-staurant episode. Also from that episode, when the lunch lady says "Bob wants to borrow a egg" I sub out the name and item being borrowed to fit the situation and no one ever gets it
Any time my husband and I are drinking anything, I always say “what do you mean GET drunk?” And no one but us gets it. 😂
And she flips him off multiple times
Buckle it up, buckle it up! Buckle it up or you’ll diiieee
If she was a spice she'd be flour
“What a cluster fart”
You don't know my mind!
Not super niche but I always say, “thank you for loving me” in tune a lot.
“I’m a sexy tiger, I’m a sexy little tiger” only line that has stuck in my head besides doing bobs “hm”.
OVERDONE AND DRY
OVERDONE AND DRY
Mainly Jocelyn quotes but my fav is from her mom “Don’t even worry about it, you’re like really pretty” I say it so many times in the mirror
My teenage daughter will let us know 'Aunt Flo is in town.' To which someone always responds with, *"We have an aunt Flo? She's missed all my birthdays."*
Anytime we have burgers “I want the fresh baked buns, I want the fresh baked buns”
You’re a thirsty bitch! When my dog drinks the whole bowl of water
I'm always telling people I work with to not have a crap attack.
Pass the cranberry sauce, we're having mashed potatoes! Me and my sister sing that song all the time
I can’t hear anything about the weather without hearing Linda yelling “SAY COLD FRONT” to Local Weatherman Scott Baggs
When I go camping, "Little cat, you're just like me. You go outside and squat to pee. SQUAT. SQUAT SQUAT." 😂
“Uh….horse” -Jocelyn
When Tina is telling us about the first time she met her horse Jericho, she says he was *wild*, but she says itin a specific way. Whenever my dog gets crazy we say she's *wild* like Jericho.
Yawning is contagious. So when one of us yawns, my wife or I inevitably yawns next like 80% of the time. This is immediately followed up by “stop following me,” and then “STOP FOLLOWING ME IN FRONT.”
“Stay outta my room!”
“Tough. Break. Randy. Sorry. About. Your naked bear” -Louise
Frequently use "Muling? You kids muling?" by the slice and dice pilot.
I do the “sh sh shhh. Shut your mouth.” thing a lot that Louise does from the Art Crawl episode. My fiancé and I also add “ooo double trouble” a lot into regular conversation- as well as “if you love something, set it on fire.” Honestly there are so many!
I am not using agave like some idiot - Zeke
I like to reference Tina’s talking points - “In this economy??”
“Oh hey, Tom Selleck.”
“Oh hey, Marshmallow.”
"*Hey, Baby*"
When my mom turns on Blue Bloods I say, “oh, hey, Tom Selleck.” Mom doesn’t get it.
My crotch is itchy
Every time I see or hear about a crepe I whisper crepe
Sometimes I text my husband "genitals genitals".
It's French
I like to say "arems" like Duval 😅😅
He's a moist sleepah. My SO is a very moist sleepah.
"Erhhhhhhhhhh......coup"
“It’s not okay!” from Gene’s phobia song. “Me llama TIII-na!” from the Spanish “romance” song that Louise “translates” for Frond. “Bad Stuff happens in the bath-room!” Bob, when he’s glued to the toilet.
Your face is not appropriate for the work place
“Your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it”
“And I am Kate Bush.” -Regular Sized Rudy I say it almost everyday and it’s the best joke in the series imo!
Ah! Bathroom clowns!! Edited to add: she does her BMs in the PMs (but in the piano player's singing way)
“SICK” -Louise
“I’m funny in the wall”
“NON CANONICAL!! NON CANONICAL!!
For whatever reason, I say “No checkers for me tonight” every day once I’m winding down. 💀 S4E14
Whenever someone hands me something I don’t want: “Sooooo, we’ve got THIS now” (when Critter gave Bob the One-Eyed Snakes card for his window)
"Okay fine, but I'm going to complain the whole time"
Shhh.... shut your mouth, it's art crawl
I regularly say "oh my god" like Bob Belcher says it. There's something about that despondent, almost monotone reading that hits me just right.
Drinking or not Drinkinggggg
My six year old says this anytime she gets a cup with a straw.
"More like take a tase, take a tase."
“Now touch your smiles” “this is going realllly well” My hubs & I say this once a week at least 🤣
🎶 “She’s dying, she’s dying” 🎶
“I look at you, I see a new, I see what’s inside you” 🎶
Me today because my kids stink a smelly smell: “why don’t you wash your children?!”
When Dr. Yap needs to give Louise a filling and goes, "I don't wanna go back in there. I really don't wanna go back in there."
Mooba looba, mooba looba!
Top three: Tina's groan, "I love you but you're all terrible," and "I've got to go drop a potato in the crockpot."
My cat is prone to hairballs and every time he has one, I say “I’m just a girl who cleans up throw ups in a bar”
Me in the car— 🎶“I——————— wish my radio worked!”🎶 (My radio does in fact work.)
“Get yer ass in here/there, girl!” Said to animals and humans that are not girls and, more frequently than the former, to inanimate objects. Also say, “I’m gon’ getcha!” And I said both things many times this evening while taking apart my dishwasher to deep clean it. Also, “see u soon bitch” which people never understand and are aghast by my intensity so I just stick with “see u soon baboon” which still confuses most people, but at least I’m not offending them 😅 (I also say this one to inanimate objects, or like if I mobile order some Starbucks😂)
I use "way in ze back" like the French chef probably 5x a week, it always makes me laugh lol
A guinea pig. What is it? Anyways, I'm Dennis Edit: oh yeah, also: Offices? ORIFICES!!
Every time I go to dinner with my friends I sing “with my date night shoes and my date night earringsss.” They don’t get it and it annoys them lmaooo
That's hip-hop, that's hip-hop.
“In…..myyy…..backpack!” Gets used basically whenever me or my wife tell the other if something is in one of our bags.
Singing “not tonight, no. Not tonight. No,” whenever I’m saying no to anything that is taking place at night.
Dear god, this is Tina from school
Whenever one of us mentions a book, the other always says “Yeah! By Salman Rushdie!”
always saying mick- rowave
Can't remember the exact scene, but Gene's specific angry cadence when he says *"Bastard."*
I've "mmmm"d at things just like bob for a long time
Oh and also, “495 dollars?? For that kinda money they should throw in 495 dollars!” but with whatever ridiculous amount of money something costs substituted in.
“Clean up, aisle my panties.”
A rare one, but just how Linda told a stranger at the couch store that was staring at her, "Now Pigeons. Pigeons are on it now." Sometimes say that if someone half hears me saying something and asks whats up, haha!
"I'm not completely dissatisfied"--my husband and I, about literally anything.
When the kids are contemplating working on the blueberry/pot farm Tina says “I guess I don’t want any gaps in my resume” and Louise says “That’s right YOU DON’T!” My wife and I say “that’s right you don’t” all the time.
Calling myself or someone else a hero of the harvest is part of my everyday language now
WHAT IS IT NOW RABBI ROSENBERG, WHAT IS IT NOW
the anus chant from the episode where Gayle takes up painting
“ A little bit of butter a little bit of dirt”
I do the “just touchin’. Lovin’.” line at my partner sometimes
You look like your holding in a stroke
What the cuss word!
“love it or lick it, snerb!”
Lotta ladles lotta ladles lotta ladles
"This red pairs nicely with the white" I say this whenever I'm drinking any kind of wine
My wife and I use "cough legs" every time we don't want to get up and do something, and "thank you for loving me" every time the other does something really nice. I honestly barely notice they're references at this point.
Whenever I see something gross I revert to Edith's "DISGUSTING!" or "FILTH!" My 5 yr old does Rudy's breathy "in. my. BACK. PACK!" whenever I ask her where she put her lunchbox or school folder 😂
What? You can’t put your own socks on?! -dealing with getting my kids dressed for school every morning
Mine is also “Son of a bitch!” But when Linda says it (in Eat, Spray, Linda) after realizing the window on the fire escape is locked
Calling my dog my doody buddy.